How to GTA Online: A Guide To GTA

[MASTER GABE 202]

How To GTA Online: A Noob's Guide To GTA

 

Self Defense

 

If you play GTA Online alot, you will know about the various threats. Here is how to take care of these problems.

 

1. Use your weapons

If there is a person trying to run you over, or just being a dick, use your guns. This is kinda obvious to 99.9% of players.

 

2. Flee the scene quick.

Fleeing is also an option. If you ran out of ammo, or he has a more powerful weapon, you can just drive away.

 

3. If all else fails, LEG IT.

If you are weak, have absolutely no ammo whatsoever, just get up off your weak ass and run. You just need to run to cover. You will most likely die in this situation, giving the fact that most GTA players have alot of weapons in their arsenal.

 

Money

 

If you are poor, or just want more cash, this section is just for you.

 

1. Do Heists

Get a group of 4 people (2 if it's the Fleeca Job). Just keep doing the setups and the finales, and you will rack up cash. This will make you eligible for using the saying, "I got the skills to pay the bills."

 

2. Do contact missions

You can just keep doing the high paying contact missions that are available in the GTA world. Search the forums for in-depth guides for these missions.

 

3. Sell stolen cars

If you don't have the skills for this, you truly are a penis smellin' ass lickin' bioch. Just steal cars off the street, then ring em' in to your local LSC. It's that simple.

 

Vehicles

 

Vehicles are essential for fast travel in Los Santos. Everybody owns one. Stolen. Bought. Everybody owns one. Here is a guide for this.

 

1. Buying a Car

If you have sufficient funds for a vehicle, you can purchase a fast sports car, or a soccer mom van. The choice is yours.

 

2. Piloting an aircraft

Aircrafts just leave the cars in the dust. You may know how to. You may not. So, if you don't, visit your local flight school, at LSIA. You can learn to fly a vast array of aircrafts here.

 

3. Taxis

Taxis are another mode of transport. You can either pay honestly for your route, jump out, and bail to your destination, or you can pop the bitch right between the eyes and drive yourself. You can choose either of these ways. It's up to you.

 

That's the basics to GTA Online. You may know these already. So to the newcomers, enjoy GTA. If you didn't learn sh*t, find some other article. It's not my fault you didn't listen to my clear examples. So anyways. stay awesome, and play the damn game now!

Edited April 18, 2015 by MASTER GABE 202

[Vik]

All of theze are so blantlty obvious

[G o d]

[WavyWeazel]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/651597-how-to-win-at-gta-online-jolly-swagmans-guide/

 

All you need to know is there. You're welcome.

[Smesi]

Decent guide but i'm pretty sure everyone already knows this stuff,i reccomend putting this kind of guides for new players in somewhere more,lets say,"Newbie friendly/infested".

 

8/10

[MASTER GABE 202]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/651597-how-to-win-at-gta-online-jolly-swagmans-guide/

 

All you need to know is there. You're welcome.

Decent guide but i'm pretty sure everyone already knows this stuff,i reccomend putting this kind of guides for new players in somewhere more,lets say,"Newbie friendly/infested".

 

8/10

[streetx1xracer]

If you're a newb, use passive. That way kiddies can't kill you (unless on last gen then just avoid getting ran over while in passive for example going on anything a zentorno can't drive over).

[SimpleJack_420]

Pointless thread... The games been out forever now.

[streetx1xracer]

Pointless thread... The games been out forever now.

just recently released on pc. Plus not like everyone immediately jumped on board September 17th.

[TeammateHelper]

You play story mode first, so that you know what the hell you should be doing.

[Error2k]

Thank you captain obvious

[GR Choke]

Take your stupid guide and shove it up your ass

[CarimboHanky]

horrible guide, way over worked...

 

to survive in gtao you just need to know 3 things...

 

1-stay out of freeroam til you have enough money to buy the basic non-level locked guns like the special carbine, heavy shutgun, marksman rifle and ofcourse the homing launcher.

 

2-once you have the equipment, if you hit freeroam, kill everything that gets within a block of you.

 

3-if you need money, you do the right thing and buy a cashcard!

[MASTER GABE 202]

Take your stupid guide and shove it up your ass

You are that asshole that degrades peoples hard work. If you don't like it, f*ck off.

[GR Choke]

^ you call that guide hard work?

[MASTER GABE 202]

 

Pointless thread... The games been out forever now.

just recently released on pc. Plus not like everyone immediately jumped on board September 17th.

I basically made this for the release of PC. As you said, not everybody plays.

[hornedturtle]

If you run out of ammo? Lol

[MASTER GABE 202]

^ you call that guide hard work?

I thought I told you to f*ck off. Give me a break, dude.

[GR Choke]

^ dude why you so mad?

[MASTER GABE 202]

There is so much negativity here. Its only my first article, and I made it at 10:56 P.M. I might take it down.

[GR Choke]

^ well its in the wrong forum and there is already a guide

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/609823-gta-online-tips-and-tricks/?view=getnewpost

[juantrapriguez]

I came in expecting to read sh*t we all already know,

 

 

I was not disappointed.

[We Are Ninja]

Nice work, OP. There's probably a PC noob out there that really appreciates the advice.

[TheBabyOrganGrinder]

There is so much negativity here. Its only my first article, and I made it at 10:56 P.M. I might take it down.

lmao welcome to GTA forums, you're gonna love it here!

[Vik]

There is so much negativity here. Its only my first article, and I made it at 10:56 P.M. I might take it down.

We are the hipsters of the GTAO community!What else you expect?

 

[We Are Ninja]

There is so much negativity here. Its only my first article, and I made it at 10:56 P.M. I might take it down.

Not only is this the internet, this is GTAF. Don't let them/us get to you.

[Dottie]

passive mode

bmx stunts in public session

 

get all the bitchez n money

 

/thread

[SimpleJack_420]

There is so much negativity here. Its only my first article, and I made it at 10:56 P.M. I might take it down.

Edited April 18, 2015 by SimpleJack_420

[NaTaLiiA513]

How To GTA Online: A Noob's Guide To GTA

 

Self Defense

 

If you play GTA Online alot, you will know about the various threats. Here is how to take care of these problems.

 

1. Use your weapons

If there is a person trying to run you over, or just being a dick, use your guns. This is kinda obvious to 99.9% of players.

 

2. Flee the scene quick.

Fleeing is also an option. If you ran out of ammo, or he has a more powerful weapon, you can just drive away.

 

3. If all else fails, LEG IT.

If you are weak, have absolutely no ammo whatsoever, just get up off your weak ass and run. You just need to run to cover. You will most likely die in this situation, giving the fact that most GTA players have alot of weapons in their arsenal.

 

Money

 

If you are poor, or just want more cash, this section is just for you.

 

1. Do Heists

Get a group of 4 people (2 if it's the Fleeca Job). Just keep doing the setups and the finales, and you will rack up cash. This will make you eligible for using the saying, "I got the skills to pay the bills."

 

2. Do contact missions

You can just keep doing the high paying contact missions that are available in the GTA world. Search the forums for in-depth guides for these missions.

 

3. Sell stolen cars

If you don't have the skills for this, you truly are a penis smellin' ass lickin' bioch. Just steal cars off the street, then ring em' in to your local LSC. It's that simple.

 

Vehicles

 

Vehicles are essential for fast travel in Los Santos. Everybody owns one. Stolen. Bought. Everybody owns one. Here is a guide for this.

 

1. Buying a Car

If you have sufficient funds for a vehicle, you can purchase a fast sports car, or a soccer mom van. The choice is yours.

 

2. Piloting an aircraft

Aircrafts just leave the cars in the dust. You may know how to. You may not. So, if you don't, visit your local flight school, at LSIA. You can learn to fly a vast array of aircrafts here.

 

3. Taxis

Taxis are another mode of transport. You can either pay honestly for your route, jump out, and bail to your destination, or you can pop the bitch right between the eyes and drive yourself. You can choose either of these ways. It's up to you.

 

That's the basics to GTA Online. You may know these already. So to the newcomers, enjoy GTA. If you didn't learn sh*t, find some other article. It's not my fault you didn't listen to my clear examples. So anyways. stay awesome, and play the damn game now!

A lovely guide. (Don't listen to all those meanies!)

[MASTER GABE 202]

 

 

How To GTA Online: A Noob's Guide To GTA

 

Self Defense

 

If you play GTA Online alot, you will know about the various threats. Here is how to take care of these problems.

 

1. Use your weapons

If there is a person trying to run you over, or just being a dick, use your guns. This is kinda obvious to 99.9% of players.

 

2. Flee the scene quick.

Fleeing is also an option. If you ran out of ammo, or he has a more powerful weapon, you can just drive away.

 

3. If all else fails, LEG IT.

If you are weak, have absolutely no ammo whatsoever, just get up off your weak ass and run. You just need to run to cover. You will most likely die in this situation, giving the fact that most GTA players have alot of weapons in their arsenal.

 

Money

 

If you are poor, or just want more cash, this section is just for you.

 

1. Do Heists

Get a group of 4 people (2 if it's the Fleeca Job). Just keep doing the setups and the finales, and you will rack up cash. This will make you eligible for using the saying, "I got the skills to pay the bills."

 

2. Do contact missions

You can just keep doing the high paying contact missions that are available in the GTA world. Search the forums for in-depth guides for these missions.

 

3. Sell stolen cars

If you don't have the skills for this, you truly are a penis smellin' ass lickin' bioch. Just steal cars off the street, then ring em' in to your local LSC. It's that simple.

 

Vehicles

 

Vehicles are essential for fast travel in Los Santos. Everybody owns one. Stolen. Bought. Everybody owns one. Here is a guide for this.

 

1. Buying a Car

If you have sufficient funds for a vehicle, you can purchase a fast sports car, or a soccer mom van. The choice is yours.

 

2. Piloting an aircraft

Aircrafts just leave the cars in the dust. You may know how to. You may not. So, if you don't, visit your local flight school, at LSIA. You can learn to fly a vast array of aircrafts here.

 

3. Taxis

Taxis are another mode of transport. You can either pay honestly for your route, jump out, and bail to your destination, or you can pop the bitch right between the eyes and drive yourself. You can choose either of these ways. It's up to you.

 

That's the basics to GTA Online. You may know these already. So to the newcomers, enjoy GTA. If you didn't learn sh*t, find some other article. It's not my fault you didn't listen to my clear examples. So anyways. stay awesome, and play the damn game now!

A lovely guide. (Don't listen to all those meanies!)

Finally, a person with a positive attitude.