slimeball supreme Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Go on my phone, why would I do anything else? inb4masturbateTHAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I pick my nose or flex in the mirror. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) I'm actually scared of getting stuck on an elevator, or having it crash, so I usually don't ride them alone. Edited August 22, 2015 by Cutter De Blanc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I practically freeze and hope the lift doesn't drop and i get killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-Lord Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) Let's see... Get in elevator slither like a snake in between elevator folks. Make my way to the back corner smelling farts and crusty athletic feet. By that time I remember that I've forgotten to press my floor number so I slither back in between folk and so ever so softly, I press the floor number. Stare, stand and look stupid until elevator stops. Or drops to the depths of hell! Edited August 23, 2015 by pcguytech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Or drops to the depths of hell! Come to think of it, this crosses my mind every time I step inside an elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Playert Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) I always wanna try out this trick i heard about where you can make the elevator go to your designated floor without stopping along the way. End up never remembering how it goes. *Googles it now* In a hurry to get to the 17th floor on a crowded elevator? The iHacked web site says a simple (but impolite) key combination can make some elevators skip everyone else's floor and go straight to yours. The only thing you need to do is press down the close door button, and the floor you would like to go to at the same time. This trick has worked on all the office elevators I have tried so far. Need to try it some time. Edited August 23, 2015 by Johnny Playert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthFool Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I touch my zguegue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straypuft Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 i practice silent farting for when there are people on the elevator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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