Heists, a quick way to teleport yourself out of trouble.

[Vice Beach]

I used to do this all the time before the heist update by just using quick job on the phone. It used to instantly put you in the clouds and teleport you to a random spot on the map, wherever the job was. Then back out and you're still in the same lobby. I would get a bounty and let players chase me all the way to Paleto Bay or the peak of Chiliad and then teleport to Los Santos haha

[blk95ta]

I like this because I actually left a few sessions on last gen because i was being chased by some idiot who only cared about his K/D while i was minding my own business and wanted no part in a war. This does the same thing without actually leaving the session or having to go passive.

[SuperJude™]

I used to use the Quick Job option for this but joining the Heist is nice because you get dropped right back in your apartment.

 

Have absolutely used this to frustrate trash talking morons coming after my bounty. Hilarious.

[Chloroform]

Teleporting is a b!tch move. Bounty or no bounty = b!tch move. There's people that will kill a few players then enter passive mode - in a jet lol - that's scrub at scrubbiest.

 

Any of you that use a way to 'escape' are scrub b!tches

 

I'm glad that players like me exist in GTA online. No passive (it has its uses, if your afk n all but mostly for scrubs n puss!es), kill when I'm attacked or for a Bounty.

 

Of course, most of you here are between 12/15, with some exceptions (which is why I don't stop by much), so I'll get flamed for calling quite a few of you scrubs/b!itches and puss!es.

 

Here's a story of an epic scrub I pwnd btw...killed this guy with a 9k bounty, he tried to get revenge - I pwnd him 3x more times. That was vehicle/sticky related. Then he wanted a gun battle. I got into cover with the bullpup rifle. And there's him with the RPG lmao, he got 1 shot - missed - I pilaged his face with bullpup bullets and he went into passive because I violated him. I then sent him a message "Fail Scrub."

 

 

 

Relax them muscles and breath. Sorry some of us don't worry about our street credit

[Reynor]

 

Teleporting is a b!tch move. Bounty or no bounty = b!tch move. There's people that will kill a few players then enter passive mode - in a jet lol - that's scrub at scrubbiest.

 

Any of you that use a way to 'escape' are scrub b!tches

 

I'm glad that players like me exist in GTA online. No passive (it has its uses, if your afk n all but mostly for scrubs n puss!es), kill when I'm attacked or for a Bounty.

 

Of course, most of you here are between 12/15, with some exceptions (which is why I don't stop by much), so I'll get flamed for calling quite a few of you scrubs/b!itches and puss!es.

 

Here's a story of an epic scrub I pwnd btw...killed this guy with a 9k bounty, he tried to get revenge - I pwnd him 3x more times. That was vehicle/sticky related. Then he wanted a gun battle. I got into cover with the bullpup rifle. And there's him with the RPG lmao, he got 1 shot - missed - I pilaged his face with bullpup bullets and he went into passive because I violated him. I then sent him a message "Fail Scrub."

 

 

 

Relax them muscles and breath. Sorry some of us don't worry about our street credit

 

 

Lol there's nothing wrong with not acting like a chicken sh!t though is there? And seeing KD mentioned, that's hardcore scrub territory.

 

The other guy that suggested I go on killing spree's lol. Sadly I don't. I've cruised and been attacked lol, I've tried to cruise in the air - attacked. Go for a walk in a full lobby where there 1/2 players - you dead. Its GTA after all, and bounty hunting is fair game really. But still, b!tch moves are as much of an issue as the old school tank trolls for me. Both are equal in scrub measurement.

[P.T.]

Teleporting is a b!tch move. Bounty or no bounty = b!tch move. There's people that will kill a few players then enter passive mode - in a jet lol - that's scrub at scrubbiest.

 

Any of you that use a way to 'escape' are scrub b!tches

 

I'm glad that players like me exist in GTA online. No passive (it has its uses, if your afk n all but mostly for scrubs n puss!es), kill when I'm attacked or for a Bounty.

 

Of course, most of you here are between 12/15, with some exceptions (which is why I don't stop by much), so I'll get flamed for calling quite a few of you scrubs/b!itches and puss!es.

 

Here's a story of an epic scrub I pwnd btw...killed this guy with a 9k bounty, he tried to get revenge - I pwnd him 3x more times. That was vehicle/sticky related. Then he wanted a gun battle. I got into cover with the bullpup rifle. And there's him with the RPG lmao, he got 1 shot - missed - I pilaged his face with bullpup bullets and he went into passive because I violated him. I then sent him a message "Fail Scrub."

 

 

 

i second that , along with

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq3h3YSEKS8

[shmok2]

Damn... I wish I hadn't seen this thread. When I find a way to fast travel I can't resist the urge to use it instead of driving/flying.

[ndyerger]

For a good fast travel that you get PAID for is to do a skydiving mission. Pick a jump relatively close to your destination, glide down, get participation money, and when the mission ends you are at your target. I don't do it too often but it is my favorite trick for fast traveling. Someone else posted it in some some other thread so I can't take credit.

[Chloroform]

 

 

 

Teleporting is a b!tch move. Bounty or no bounty = b!tch move. There's people that will kill a few players then enter passive mode - in a jet lol - that's scrub at scrubbiest.

 

Any of you that use a way to 'escape' are scrub b!tches

 

I'm glad that players like me exist in GTA online. No passive (it has its uses, if your afk n all but mostly for scrubs n puss!es), kill when I'm attacked or for a Bounty.

 

Of course, most of you here are between 12/15, with some exceptions (which is why I don't stop by much), so I'll get flamed for calling quite a few of you scrubs/b!itches and puss!es.

 

Here's a story of an epic scrub I pwnd btw...killed this guy with a 9k bounty, he tried to get revenge - I pwnd him 3x more times. That was vehicle/sticky related. Then he wanted a gun battle. I got into cover with the bullpup rifle. And there's him with the RPG lmao, he got 1 shot - missed - I pilaged his face with bullpup bullets and he went into passive because I violated him. I then sent him a message "Fail Scrub."

 

 

 

Relax them muscles and breath. Sorry some of us don't worry about our street credit

 

Lol there's nothing wrong with not acting like a chicken sh!t though is there? And seeing KD mentioned, that's hardcore scrub territory.

 

The other guy that suggested I go on killing spree's lol. Sadly I don't. I've cruised and been attacked lol, I've tried to cruise in the air - attacked. Go for a walk in a full lobby where there 1/2 players - you dead. Its GTA after all, and bounty hunting is fair game really. But still, b!tch moves are as much of an issue as the old school tank trolls for me. Both are equal in scrub measurement.

And there is nothing wrong with not wanting to fight in free roam. Believe it or not most of us don't feel the need to flex our muscles to prove ourselves. Also I don't give a sh*t about my KD. I think it's a useless stat.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Anything I can use to annoy people more

[Reynor]

 

 

 

Teleporting is a b!tch move. Bounty or no bounty = b!tch move. There's people that will kill a few players then enter passive mode - in a jet lol - that's scrub at scrubbiest.

 

Any of you that use a way to 'escape' are scrub b!tches

 

I'm glad that players like me exist in GTA online. No passive (it has its uses, if your afk n all but mostly for scrubs n puss!es), kill when I'm attacked or for a Bounty.

 

Of course, most of you here are between 12/15, with some exceptions (which is why I don't stop by much), so I'll get flamed for calling quite a few of you scrubs/b!itches and puss!es.

 

Here's a story of an epic scrub I pwnd btw...killed this guy with a 9k bounty, he tried to get revenge - I pwnd him 3x more times. That was vehicle/sticky related. Then he wanted a gun battle. I got into cover with the bullpup rifle. And there's him with the RPG lmao, he got 1 shot - missed - I pilaged his face with bullpup bullets and he went into passive because I violated him. I then sent him a message "Fail Scrub."

 

 

 

Relax them muscles and breath. Sorry some of us don't worry about our street credit

 

Lol there's nothing wrong with not acting like a chicken sh!t though is there? And seeing KD mentioned, that's hardcore scrub territory.

 

The other guy that suggested I go on killing spree's lol. Sadly I don't. I've cruised and been attacked lol, I've tried to cruise in the air - attacked. Go for a walk in a full lobby where there 1/2 players - you dead. Its GTA after all, and bounty hunting is fair game really. But still, b!tch moves are as much of an issue as the old school tank trolls for me. Both are equal in scrub measurement.

And there is nothing wrong with not wanting to fight in free roam. Believe it or not most of us don't feel the need to flex our muscles to prove ourselves. Also I don't give a sh*t about my KD. I think it's a useless stat.

 

 

And those that start sh!t then flee, thought's on them?

[Clintonics]

You can also use Martin's sieges to teleport.

 

Siege Mentality I: Liquor Ace in Sandy Shores.

Siege Mentality II: The O'Neil Ranch in Grapeseed.

Siege Mentality III: The Daisy Lee in Terminal, Port of Los Santos.

Siege Mentality IV: The parking garage in Pillbox Hill.

Siege Mentality V: La Puerta Apartments construction site.

Siege Mentality VI: Chumash Historical Family Pier.

Edited April 13, 2015 by CX25

[Cutter De Blanc]

When I start sh*t and then flee it's either to annoy people like you, or because I've gotten in over my head and cannot win at all.

[Chloroform]

 

 

 

 

 

Teleporting is a b!tch move. Bounty or no bounty = b!tch move. There's people that will kill a few players then enter passive mode - in a jet lol - that's scrub at scrubbiest.

 

Any of you that use a way to 'escape' are scrub b!tches

 

I'm glad that players like me exist in GTA online. No passive (it has its uses, if your afk n all but mostly for scrubs n puss!es), kill when I'm attacked or for a Bounty.

 

Of course, most of you here are between 12/15, with some exceptions (which is why I don't stop by much), so I'll get flamed for calling quite a few of you scrubs/b!itches and puss!es.

 

Here's a story of an epic scrub I pwnd btw...killed this guy with a 9k bounty, he tried to get revenge - I pwnd him 3x more times. That was vehicle/sticky related. Then he wanted a gun battle. I got into cover with the bullpup rifle. And there's him with the RPG lmao, he got 1 shot - missed - I pilaged his face with bullpup bullets and he went into passive because I violated him. I then sent him a message "Fail Scrub."

 

 

 

Relax them muscles and breath. Sorry some of us don't worry about our street credit

 

Lol there's nothing wrong with not acting like a chicken sh!t though is there? And seeing KD mentioned, that's hardcore scrub territory.

 

The other guy that suggested I go on killing spree's lol. Sadly I don't. I've cruised and been attacked lol, I've tried to cruise in the air - attacked. Go for a walk in a full lobby where there 1/2 players - you dead. Its GTA after all, and bounty hunting is fair game really. But still, b!tch moves are as much of an issue as the old school tank trolls for me. Both are equal in scrub measurement.

And there is nothing wrong with not wanting to fight in free roam. Believe it or not most of us don't feel the need to flex our muscles to prove ourselves. Also I don't give a sh*t about my KD. I think it's a useless stat.

 

And those that start sh!t then flee, thought's on them?

Most of the time, things aren't what they seem. So many times players shoot the wrong person or they mistake them for someone else etc. This happened to me a few times and some people don't take lightly to it. I'll say sh*t sorry and they come with an army, and I'll leave the area. That doesn't mean I'm a pussy etc, just means I can't be bothered.

 

The only people I think are pussies are reverse killers and players that live in jets.

[redfirebird87]

Insert *the amount of internet badasses in this thread is too damn high meme* here.

[blk95ta]

If only a certain ratloader horn glitch wasn't patched.

 

 

Drive ratloader out of 10 garage apartment where heist is. Take it to lsc, sell it, use phone to teleport back to apartment for another ratloader, repeat.

[Ninjambie]

 

 

I can't wait for the people that will say old news etc. But secretly they'll be like wow good sh*t op. BTW, good sh*t op.

umm...it's common sense to anyone whose had to cancel a setup or been dropped from one. Everyone in the setup lobby screen is sent to the hosts apartment.

 

 

 

So yeah, #nosh*t

 

But yet lots of people didn't know you could thow a grenade ( while aimming ) till the other day till someone posted a topic about it. I knew only because I read the loading screen. So take that dated # crap and go # yourself.

 

Exactly. Those are people with limited common sense.

[CrysisAverted]

I always hang up on Lester on impulse and miss out on my teleporting text

[blk95ta]

I always hang up on Lester on impulse and miss out on my teleporting text

The text is always there. I've used it in multiple sessions. As long as you have an active heist on your board, the text is there.

 

I literally just used it to spawn into my apartment from the SE corner of the map and then backed out into my heist room and left my apartment. As soon as i got on the street and opened my phone i had another heist setup text from lester.

Edited April 13, 2015 by blk95ta

[GR Choke]

ive noticed this

[GunTotinHippie]

the question, that is if it hasn't been answered, is will it cost me money to perform this action if I have a wanted level? That is the real question.

[GR Choke]

^ yes

[Shadowfennekin]

You can also use Martin's sieges to teleport.

 

Siege Mentality I: Liquor Ace in Sandy Shores.

Siege Mentality II: The O'Neil Ranch in Grapeseed.

Siege Mentality III: The Daisy Lee in Terminal, Port of Los Santos.

Siege Mentality IV: The parking garage in Pillbox Hill.

Siege Mentality V: La Puerta Apartments construction site.

Siege Mentality VI: Chumash Historical Family Pier.

Really? Thanks for the info. I finished all my Heists and don't want to start any over as Host. I just join others randomly.

 

Guess I'll stop deleting Martin's text

[kyennamo]

I didn't know this because that's not how I think. I was murdering people's faces over the last week and had players disappear but remain in the room. When I checked the map they were in their apartments. Guess this explains that.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Yea duh

Seriously...noboddy relized that yet ?

Im using it since day one of heists

Edited April 14, 2015 by goldadderXD

[shmok2]

For a good fast travel that you get PAID for is to do a skydiving mission. Pick a jump relatively close to your destination, glide down, get participation money, and when the mission ends you are at your target. I don't do it too often but it is my favorite trick for fast traveling. Someone else posted it in some some other thread so I can't take credit.

 

The problem with this method is that after the job you find yourself in a new session. Being able to fast travel without leaving the current session is the best kind of fast travel. When I have a friend or an enemy in my session I don't want to use a fast travel that will send me to a parallel universe.

[Not A Nice Person]

I already knew this but ok

[Kaber]

I dunno about bounties and whatnot, but I do a lot of random heists from my phone and ending up in south shore or grapeseed after a setup puts me in a bad mood since I usually want to be in town. This gives me an incentive to keep a heist open so I can get home afterwards.

 

THANKS!

[UrbaneVirtuoso]

Way too exploitable in it's own right, but the uses can't be understated so eh. I'll wind up capitalizing on it.

[Clintonics]

 

Really? Thanks for the info. I finished all my Heists and don't want to start any over as Host. I just join others randomly.

 

Guess I'll stop deleting Martin's text

 

I get the message about restting the mastermind challenge, so no worries about interrupting heists. It's already bad enough for those poor souls.