The Official Car Review Thread

[Wombater]

Hey guys! Whether you're not sure of how good the car you're about to get is, or whether you just like reading reviews, this is the home of all car reviews! Feel free to post!

 

I'll start.

 

Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio

 

A car of class, a bargain at only $185,000. As the name suggests, it's also a convertible! Sure to bring you a gold digger, as well as prominence... Within your local street.

 

Handling

 

I wouldn't call it light... This car is more about the bass than lightness. Heavy steering, may be slidey if you push it too hard. However, it is rather light compared to the Super Diamond. Just be careful you don't let your Cog Cab's ass touch a tramp's penile area, if you know what I mean.

 

Looks

 

Outside

 

Beautiful. Whether you're driving in a mob of Adders and Zentornos, or driving in Ballas territory, this beauty just stands out, like a ray of sunshine. The front bumper is dominated by the traditional Enus grille, and high-quality headlights from parent company Enus shine bright like a diamond. Wouldn't change a thing, from the understated styling to the drop-top animation. Just pure class.

 

Inside

 

Pure leather, a luxurious cabin using only the fiest materials. Neck warmers are a nice touch, as well as the push button start. 7" touchscreen is the epitome of class, and the iEnus system is user friendly. Much more classy than the Huntley's. White leather is a nice contrast to the wooden dash.

 

Would I recommend?

 

Yes. Definitely. To be honest, more people should be driving it! This car is quite honestly a bargain, at $185,000. Imagine yourself picking up your Cog Cab from the Anus dealership, grinning at the busty blonde "promoting" Anus.

 

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Your turn, my Wombatopugs!

Edited April 13, 2015 by Wombater_18

[Maxxi]

If you were to think about it, is this thread really necessary? After all, that's what appreciation threads are for - only instead of a review from one person in one post, it's a compiled review by many in a thread (sometimes large, sometimes small).

[Vik]

Are you on PS3 wombater?

[Wombater]

If you were to think about it, is this thread really necessary? After all, that's what appreciation threads are for - only instead of a review from one person in one post, it's a compiled review by many in a thread (sometimes large, sometimes small).

Appreciation threads are there to appreciate a car - this thread manages to house not only members wanting to see how well a car performs and looks, but also the members who just want to read a car review.

 

@vikdarkbomb Yes, I am. Why?

Edited April 13, 2015 by Wombater_18

[Vik]

 

If you were to think about it, is this thread really necessary? After all, that's what appreciation threads are for - only instead of a review from one person in one post, it's a compiled review by many in a thread (sometimes large, sometimes small).

Appreciation threads are there to appreciate a car - this thread manages to house not only members wanting to see how well a car performs and looks, but also the members who just want to read a car review.

 

@vikdarkbomb Yes, I am. Why?

Just looking for peeps to play with,thats all.

 

OT:Expect an Elegy review soon...