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Lyrics You Misunderstand


Kafonix
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Post lyrics which you misunderstand when you listen to them.

 

I'll start.

 

 

What I understand (originals in brackets)

 

The lunar dick (lunatic) is on the arse (grass).
The lunar dick (lunatic) is on the grass.
Remembering gays (games) and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the lunas (loonies) on the part (path).

The lunar dick (lunatic) is in the hole (hall).
The lunar dicks (lunatics) are in my hole (hall).
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forheads (forbodings) too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

The lunar dick (lunatic) is in my head.
The lunar dick (lunatic) is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You rearrange me 'til I'm sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

 

It goes incredibly well with the rest of the lyrics. :D

"the lunar dick is in my head" like what.

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Fun topic idea, guy! :)

 

I always thought that Bruno Mars sings "Fill my cup, put some nigga in it". Sounds pretty pimp, but most people tell me it's "liquor". Darnit.

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Fun topic idea, guy! :)

 

I always thought that Bruno Mars sings "Fill my cup, put some nigga in it". Sounds pretty pimp, but most people tell me it's "liquor". Darnit.

Just listened to it and clearly understood liquor. (or licker, but that's pronounciation). But well. :D

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It's The End of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.

 

I understand 'That's great! Then it begins with an earthquake...'

And not much else, apart from the title and 'LEONARD BERNSTEIN!'

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

It's The End of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.

 

I understand 'That's great! Then it begins with an earthquake...'

And not much else, apart from the title and 'LEONARD BERNSTEIN!'

I remember Michael Stipe himself had to have the lyrics for the song printed off before performing it live on an MTV acoustic session.

 

Any lyrics that Yung Money sings. I like to imagine that he isn't even invited to most recordings, and just shows up spouting random words that no one else understands.

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I SWEAR SHE SAYS "Its such a big dildo" AND "I wanna a dildo" DELIBERATELY ON PURPOSE. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE OFFICIAL LYRICS SAY.

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Strange Town

Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train

 

The real lyrics: All Aboard!

 

What I understood: Osbourne!

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Artists: Deichkind

Song: "Leider geil"

 

lyrics: "Ich winke dem Veganer mit dem Mund voller Hackfleisch." --> what I understand: "Ich ficke den Veganer mit dem Mund voller Hackfleisch."

 

in English

 

lyrics: "I wave to the vegan with the mouth full of mincemeat." --> what I understand: "I f*ck the vegan with the mouth full of mincemeat."

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to this f/cking day I swear that Bruce says DOUCHE when I know it's supposed to be deuce.

I cannot un-hear it.

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Toxic Holocaust - I Am Disease (I usually listen to the Live version)

 

We raise our fists and our eyes (arise)...Hail Satan!

 

As poison (Slow poison) trickles down your throat

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Jolly Swagman

I hear that "get lucky" song by daft punk as:

"We're up all night to get stoned,

We're up all night to get stoned

We're up all night to get stoned

We're up all night to get lucky

 

We live on Mexican batteries,

We live on Mexican batteries

We live on Mexican batteries

We live on Mexican batteries"

 

 

Also debaser by the pixies. I swear that sh*t sounds like:

 

"Shia lebeouf wants you to know,

Shia lebeouf he wants you to know,

Shia lebeouf wants you to know,

Shia lebeouf he wants you to know,

Debaser"

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