You're all puppets...

[LeonVegaSuarez]

LOL @ you whiny bitches

[S1N0D3UTSCHT3K]

poor victims of hype lol

 

too late and to their sorrow do those who misplace their faith in hype learn their fate

[Mista J]

Two pages? Ayyyy!

[Ash_735]

The game should have been on PC only anyway, consoles held this back, if GTAV was a PC Exclusive then everyone could be happy.

[Zondar]

We can't all like the same things, personally, I love GTAV/GTAO, others don't. No big deal really.

One thing I would say though is, I understand some are dissapointed, but it's been a year and a half. If the centre of my world (Mrs. Zondar) had left me in sept 2013, I doubt I would be over it by now. However, I'm pretty sure I would've gotten beyond the stage of having to CONSTANTLY bitch about it on the Internet.

[LoreLegend]

The game should have been on PC only anyway, consoles held this back, if GTAV was a PC Exclusive then everyone could be happy.

If GTA V was PC only we would've had ALL of San Andreas instead of just 1 town (Because really the entire GTA V map consists of just Los Santos, the rest is filler)

[happygrowls]

The game should have been on PC only anyway, consoles held this back, if GTAV was a PC Exclusive then everyone could be happy.

Think about what you posted, think about that last bit.

 

Me? I can't afford a PC ultra gaming rig whatever it is, so i'd be pretty pissed off if R* made GTA V PC Exclusive.

 

The game is fine by my standards, but I agree with what OP is saying. The community has become horrifying, turning on each other because they like a different installment.

[gtaguy95]

I think this is the smartest thing anybody has posted on this topic yet. Also, if gta was pc only rockstar would have never had the resources to produce a game of this scale, and I'm not talking only about the map size.

[Ash_735]

 

The game should have been on PC only anyway, consoles held this back, if GTAV was a PC Exclusive then everyone could be happy.

Think about what you posted, think about that last bit.

 

Me? I can't afford a PC ultra gaming rig whatever it is, so i'd be pretty pissed off if R* made GTA V PC Exclusive.

 

The game is fine by my standards, but I agree with what OP is saying. The community has become horrifying, turning on each other because they like a different installment.

 

Then you should not have wasted money on consoles and saved up to build a PC then, it's not as expensive as you think, PC Gaming is decently priced these days, for the same price as a crappy console you could build a much better performing PC, and you'd be able to enjoy games properly that way instead of being stuck on that limited filth you use now.

[Osho]

You don't need to afford an "ultra" gaming PC rig to enjoy games. Just keep your inner graphics whore to shut up, and content with a decent system by prioritising performance over extremely demanding graphics in the beginning. Gradually, upgrade it. Its totally worth in the long run even if you have to pay a bit more initially.

Oh, and the other benefits ( just to name some of the important ones ) -

> DRM free opportunity to enjoy classic games from GOG.

> Modding!

> Many options available to buy the game at the lowest possible price.

> More freedom. Less worries.

etc ...

[Zondar]

Lol your life must be pretty empty if you feel the need to look down on people based on how they choose to play their video games.

Whatever gets you through the day I suppose...

[Evan-KCR]

Hah, this forum in a nutshell.

[happygrowls]

The reason why I didn't use my money to build a PC is because I prefer consoles, I have San Andreas on a regular laptop and it runs alright. I think modding is one of the best ways to experience gaming but i'll always stick to consoles. Preferences.

[Ixnay]

Look, we may not even be the "majority." I'm sure tons of people play SP or online and don't even bother coming to the forum.

 

I think you use "you" too generally. Your complaints are the equivalent to going to a Catholic mass and wondering why nobody's worshiping Allah.

[Ash_735]

Well that's a shame to hear, especially as you have a Hitman theme to yourself, Hitman games on consoles are completely dire and sh*t, the TRUE way to play Hitman games is on PC, how can you put yourself through that?

[Osho]

@ Epic.

 

That's fine.

But then don't say or spread this false belief that PC is an expensive affair which is not entirely true.

[TheFlareEntercounter]

You have rustled a lot of jimmies with this thread.

[Lethal Vaccine]

Why is this trash still even open?

 

Ok, we're puppets. Now close it.

[Jammsbro]

i remember those f*ckfaces at cvg hyping up the game talking about how when they saw the preview at rockstar the map was so massive, they could not see the coast because the map was so massive and they saw people camping over by streams. assholes

 

and the screenshots where so misleading

look at how massive the mountain range looks

 

and look at how huge and interesting and mysterious this one makes paleto look. and i remember people where talking about going shopping in the store

 

can someone tell me where this forest is?

 

whoa this desert looks huge

 

realistic mud. and this picture makes the map look so much more varied than it is

 

blur filter and depth of field enhancer

 

yea this is what it really looks like

 

LOOK AT HOW MASSIVE THIS MAKES THE MAP LOOK

 

 

 

 

Nothing you said there is anything more than your personal perception. You conned yourself, fool.

 

And to the OP, that would make us the puppeteers, not puppets. Grow up.

 

[Smith John]

I just asked for a good game.

So did I. And I got one.

 

And the OP has just won the internet for the week.

[TheOneLibertonian]

 

i remember those f*ckfaces at cvg hyping up the game talking about how when they saw the preview at rockstar the map was so massive, they could not see the coast because the map was so massive and they saw people camping over by streams. assholes

 

and the screenshots where so misleading

look at how massive the mountain range looks

 

and look at how huge and interesting and mysterious this one makes paleto look. and i remember people where talking about going shopping in the store

 

can someone tell me where this forest is?

 

whoa this desert looks huge

 

realistic mud. and this picture makes the map look so much more varied than it is

 

blur filter and depth of field enhancer

 

yea this is what it really looks like

 

LOOK AT HOW MASSIVE THIS MAKES THE MAP LOOK

 

 

remember cvg and everyone else hyping up customizable license plates because the trailers showed different plates? yea you have to download an app for that.

what about the animal ark store. everyone thought we could customize chop and play with him. nope you need to buy an app for that.

 

 

 

some of us love gta v. some of us hate gta v. some of us think it is ok. but no matter what you think of gta v its not a perfect game. the map sucks. it just flat out sucks. if you honestly like the map, think to yourself, if you remove all the characters and npc, and you add rico rodriguez. then it would feel like just cause 3. not a gta game.

 

liberty city while it was too small to capture the feel of new york city and jersey city, it still felt very detailed, with narrow roads, repair crews, and reasons to go to other parts of the map. it just felt nice and i cant expain it. but you know there was something magic about liberty city.

 

san andreas from gta san andreas, felt massive. and every city had different feel and there where reasons to make a trip from one to the other.

 

but in gta v. the map sucks, it feels too empty and too cluttered at the same time. the city is clumped up in one corner and surrounded by mountains and empty fields. thats it. what is there to do in paleto bay? everything in paleto can be found in los santos. there is no reason to cross a boring highway to get to a boring ass town that has nothing interesting. and sandy shores is only exciting the first few times until you realize there is nothing unique about it. remember that bs about being treated differently depending where you went, they treated all three protags the same for me.

 

los santos itself has certain nice parts but overall the downtown looks the same and is not exiting to look at or to even hang out in. the airport is a big nothing that is basically half the size of los santos. it all fells very generic and not like a gta game at all, if you told me that this was a beta map for the next sleeping dogs or just cause game i would believe it, but Grand theft auto? no way mofo sack. no interiors, no unique cities, boring desert and plains, mountains that take up disk space but dont add fun.

 

the map in general is not good to look at while traveling from one corner to the other, its very cluttered. why so many mountains.

 

there are no straight roads, no large forests, no variety. its a cluttered mess of mountains, open areas, copy and paste streets and underwater that no one cared about.

another thing i would like to add is if you look at gta 4's liberty city and you look at san andreas, there is something on every inch of the island. nothing is left open, san andreas is packed full of variety and the fact that it has only a small amount of empty space makes it feel huge. but if you look at gta v's map. there is so much negative space. weather its from mountains or open plains. there is basically nothing. it does not feel like a gta map. every gta map was full of things exept V

 

remember cvg and everyone else hyping up customizable license plates because the trailers showed different plates? yea you have to download an app for that.

what about the animal ark store. everyone thought we could customize chop and play with him. nope you need to buy an app for that.

this game has so many filler missions. missions that make me say, is this grand theft auto 5, or crane simulator 2013.

the story was rushed imo and the map layout was terrible.

we got barely any interiors, but its ok because we have a vast ocean bed to explore, to bad the submarine is boring a sh*t.

the heists in the game where boring and not even as intense as three leaf clover in gta 4. the game was referencing heat so much that all we got was a very nice cutscene of them ramming an armored truck, but its ok because we get to shoot waves of police npc. how fun

there is no suspense in a heist. the paleto heist you have the juggernaut suits that make you feel invincible, the bureau raid was heavily scripted. and the jewel store heist was boring.

the game was about the "pursuit of the almighty dollar" remember when they said that. the game introduces heists but it takes place in the wrong city. the game would have made more sense taking place in las venturas. we could have gotten a freaking casino heist similar to oceans 11 which would have been more fun then a jewl store. las vegas is known for its money, why even have these three is los santos. trevor lives in the desert and has ron, a paranoide conspiracy theorist. why is ron not over in las venturas salivating about area 69. seriously trevor should have been living in the las venturas desert with ron, franklin would have been living in the las venturas ghetto with the gangs, and michael would have been living in the wealthy side of las venturas somewhere close to the strip

i could see all three living in las venturas much more than i could see them living in los santos. besides the fact that michael likes movies, its not like he needs los santos. las vegas is hot, he could gamble and could have a gambling problem hence the need to go and get money, and frank and lamar seem like the type to live in vegas and party at the strip clubs and casinos. i already mentioned trevor but hes the exact type of person to be living out on a trailer park in the desert, not an abandoned town in socal. area 69 would have been a much more interesting place than fort zancudo and might have even given us reason to care about merryweather. like maybe merryweather comes from area 69 and trevor gets them pissed of while landing his plane on their runway.

it would not have taken too much console resources to do a las venturas the size of los santos and a massive open desert with small towns and lots of other good stuff. how the hell are you going to pick los santos and not even have it revolve around vinewood. thats like if they do liberty city, but the game only has missions in alderny. wtf is the point.

 

i find it funny how gta online has more missions than the main story.

all this game needed was a slower paced story, everything happens so fast and i feel it was done this way so we could all just play gta online. but if the game just had more missions and more missions that actually had to do with grand theft auto instead of picking things up with a crane or doing yoga. seriously i feel like this game should have been a movie. the script and dialogue is fantastic and whitty but it doesnt work as a VIDEO GAME. there was a new character introduced after every mission, but no depth was added to that character.

i felt nothing for simeon, he was in 2 missions thats it

who the hell was tanisha. wtf was the point of having her in the campaign if she shows up for 2 cutscenes and just drops off the face of the world.

i didnt even know who agent sanchez was until i replayed the game.

 

and what the hell was up with this madrazo guy, hes built up as the main antagonist and then becomes a flaccid background character that causes no more trouble for the protagonists.

 

the side character where criminally underused. ron would have been one of the most fun characters to do missions for. ron is a paranoide conspiracy theorist who has his own freaking radio show and you mean to tell me he doesnt give out a single mission. wasted potential. he could have sent one of the protags to go look for ghosts or aliens, go explore fort zancudo or the abandoned hotel at sandy shores. he could have given out fun missions but instead, we have to walk around the map looking for spaceship parts for this hippie guy if we wanted get a space ship buggy. really? what is this legend of zelda. why do i have to walk around getting parts. i thought this was grand theft auto, the revolutionary game series.

its things like that that makes the game feel empty. michael works at a movie studio and we dont even get any side missions related to it. how many times do you have to sit in a movie theater and watch meltdown to get enjoyment. movie studio + grand theft auto should equal some crazy missions. how is it that we dont have stuntman missions. a 2013 gta game still doesnt have stuntman missions? but we can sit in a movie theater and watch a boring 5 minute film. DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM I AM HAVING WITH THIS GAME.

what about snapmatic, i freaking love snapmatic, exept i cant even use snapmatic. i am one of the many people out there that have a glitch on their snapmatics that doesnt allow upload of photos and there is no patch for it. great, so now what can i do with the phone. browse the web, awesome im on the internet in a grand theft auto game.

the shooting, the shooting in my opinion is terrible. every gun has tracer rounds and every shooter is a crackshot. your health depletes faster than in any splinter cell game.

speaking of splinter cell how awesome is it that we can customize our weapons and try out the new "stealth feature" . now i can finally live out my gta fantasy of going ontop of a building and sniping people with a silenced sniper. oops too bad cops can now smell silenced rounds and will send out the helicopters to come deal with me.

remember in gta 4 when you jumped out of a car and niko bounced off the roads. reamember in gta when you jumped out of a car and mike trev frank did that wierd slide on the road thing.

 

Sad, but true. Rockstar needs to get their sh*t with GTA VI and remove GTA Sh*tline instead put IV and EFLC style multiplayer, but without the extreme amount of lags and hackers.

 

EDIT: Let Rockstar San Diego do GTA VI instead of Rockstar North, it looks like that they cater to the fans more than R* North.

Edited March 29, 2015 by WildBrick142

[Osho]

Learn to either use spoiler tags or edit long quotes to keep it short, goddamn it.

I feel like I'm the very few ones around here following these basic things that don't need to be spoon fed about this -

[Lethal Vaccine]

.....Yeah, was just gonna say the same thing.

 

You hit quote, then you edit their long quote, then add what you want below. It's annoying having to scroll half a page to read like 8 words in a reply...

 

I did it the wrong way maybe for 1 month from when I joined and been doing it the proper way after 1 month when I noticed you can edit what they say. It makes scrolling much easier, shorter, better.

 

This isn't directed at The Ghost, either, as way too many people do this...

 

EDIT: Fixed by WildBrick142

Edited March 29, 2015 by Militia

[Krysalis]

i remember those f*ckfaces at cvg hyping up the game talking about how when they saw the preview at rockstar the map was so massive, they could not see the coast because the map was so massive and they saw people camping over by streams. assholes

 

and the screenshots where so misleading

look at how massive the mountain range looks

 

and look at how huge and interesting and mysterious this one makes paleto look. and i remember people where talking about going shopping in the store

 

can someone tell me where this forest is?

 

whoa this desert looks huge

 

realistic mud. and this picture makes the map look so much more varied than it is

 

blur filter and depth of field enhancer

 

yea this is what it really looks like

 

LOOK AT HOW MASSIVE THIS MAKES THE MAP LOOK

 

 

remember cvg and everyone else hyping up customizable license plates because the trailers showed different plates? yea you have to download an app for that.

what about the animal ark store. everyone thought we could customize chop and play with him. nope you need to buy an app for that.

 

 

 

some of us love gta v. some of us hate gta v. some of us think it is ok. but no matter what you think of gta v its not a perfect game. the map sucks. it just flat out sucks. if you honestly like the map, think to yourself, if you remove all the characters and npc, and you add rico rodriguez. then it would feel like just cause 3. not a gta game.

 

liberty city while it was too small to capture the feel of new york city and jersey city, it still felt very detailed, with narrow roads, repair crews, and reasons to go to other parts of the map. it just felt nice and i cant expain it. but you know there was something magic about liberty city.

 

san andreas from gta san andreas, felt massive. and every city had different feel and there where reasons to make a trip from one to the other.

 

but in gta v. the map sucks, it feels too empty and too cluttered at the same time. the city is clumped up in one corner and surrounded by mountains and empty fields. thats it. what is there to do in paleto bay? everything in paleto can be found in los santos. there is no reason to cross a boring highway to get to a boring ass town that has nothing interesting. and sandy shores is only exciting the first few times until you realize there is nothing unique about it. remember that bs about being treated differently depending where you went, they treated all three protags the same for me.

 

los santos itself has certain nice parts but overall the downtown looks the same and is not exiting to look at or to even hang out in. the airport is a big nothing that is basically half the size of los santos. it all fells very generic and not like a gta game at all, if you told me that this was a beta map for the next sleeping dogs or just cause game i would believe it, but Grand theft auto? no way mofo sack. no interiors, no unique cities, boring desert and plains, mountains that take up disk space but dont add fun.

 

the map in general is not good to look at while traveling from one corner to the other, its very cluttered. why so many mountains.

 

there are no straight roads, no large forests, no variety. its a cluttered mess of mountains, open areas, copy and paste streets and underwater that no one cared about.

another thing i would like to add is if you look at gta 4's liberty city and you look at san andreas, there is something on every inch of the island. nothing is left open, san andreas is packed full of variety and the fact that it has only a small amount of empty space makes it feel huge. but if you look at gta v's map. there is so much negative space. weather its from mountains or open plains. there is basically nothing. it does not feel like a gta map. every gta map was full of things exept V

 

remember cvg and everyone else hyping up customizable license plates because the trailers showed different plates? yea you have to download an app for that.

what about the animal ark store. everyone thought we could customize chop and play with him. nope you need to buy an app for that.

this game has so many filler missions. missions that make me say, is this grand theft auto 5, or crane simulator 2013.

the story was rushed imo and the map layout was terrible.

we got barely any interiors, but its ok because we have a vast ocean bed to explore, to bad the submarine is boring a sh*t.

the heists in the game where boring and not even as intense as three leaf clover in gta 4. the game was referencing heat so much that all we got was a very nice cutscene of them ramming an armored truck, but its ok because we get to shoot waves of police npc. how fun

there is no suspense in a heist. the paleto heist you have the juggernaut suits that make you feel invincible, the bureau raid was heavily scripted. and the jewel store heist was boring.

the game was about the "pursuit of the almighty dollar" remember when they said that. the game introduces heists but it takes place in the wrong city. the game would have made more sense taking place in las venturas. we could have gotten a freaking casino heist similar to oceans 11 which would have been more fun then a jewl store. las vegas is known for its money, why even have these three is los santos. trevor lives in the desert and has ron, a paranoide conspiracy theorist. why is ron not over in las venturas salivating about area 69. seriously trevor should have been living in the las venturas desert with ron, franklin would have been living in the las venturas ghetto with the gangs, and michael would have been living in the wealthy side of las venturas somewhere close to the strip

i could see all three living in las venturas much more than i could see them living in los santos. besides the fact that michael likes movies, its not like he needs los santos. las vegas is hot, he could gamble and could have a gambling problem hence the need to go and get money, and frank and lamar seem like the type to live in vegas and party at the strip clubs and casinos. i already mentioned trevor but hes the exact type of person to be living out on a trailer park in the desert, not an abandoned town in socal. area 69 would have been a much more interesting place than fort zancudo and might have even given us reason to care about merryweather. like maybe merryweather comes from area 69 and trevor gets them pissed of while landing his plane on their runway.

it would not have taken too much console resources to do a las venturas the size of los santos and a massive open desert with small towns and lots of other good stuff. how the hell are you going to pick los santos and not even have it revolve around vinewood. thats like if they do liberty city, but the game only has missions in alderny. wtf is the point.

 

i find it funny how gta online has more missions than the main story.

all this game needed was a slower paced story, everything happens so fast and i feel it was done this way so we could all just play gta online. but if the game just had more missions and more missions that actually had to do with grand theft auto instead of picking things up with a crane or doing yoga. seriously i feel like this game should have been a movie. the script and dialogue is fantastic and whitty but it doesnt work as a VIDEO GAME. there was a new character introduced after every mission, but no depth was added to that character.

i felt nothing for simeon, he was in 2 missions thats it

who the hell was tanisha. wtf was the point of having her in the campaign if she shows up for 2 cutscenes and just drops off the face of the world.

i didnt even know who agent sanchez was until i replayed the game.

 

and what the hell was up with this madrazo guy, hes built up as the main antagonist and then becomes a flaccid background character that causes no more trouble for the protagonists.

 

the side character where criminally underused. ron would have been one of the most fun characters to do missions for. ron is a paranoide conspiracy theorist who has his own freaking radio show and you mean to tell me he doesnt give out a single mission. wasted potential. he could have sent one of the protags to go look for ghosts or aliens, go explore fort zancudo or the abandoned hotel at sandy shores. he could have given out fun missions but instead, we have to walk around the map looking for spaceship parts for this hippie guy if we wanted get a space ship buggy. really? what is this legend of zelda. why do i have to walk around getting parts. i thought this was grand theft auto, the revolutionary game series.

its things like that that makes the game feel empty. michael works at a movie studio and we dont even get any side missions related to it. how many times do you have to sit in a movie theater and watch meltdown to get enjoyment. movie studio + grand theft auto should equal some crazy missions. how is it that we dont have stuntman missions. a 2013 gta game still doesnt have stuntman missions? but we can sit in a movie theater and watch a boring 5 minute film. DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM I AM HAVING WITH THIS GAME.

what about snapmatic, i freaking love snapmatic, exept i cant even use snapmatic. i am one of the many people out there that have a glitch on their snapmatics that doesnt allow upload of photos and there is no patch for it. great, so now what can i do with the phone. browse the web, awesome im on the internet in a grand theft auto game.

the shooting, the shooting in my opinion is terrible. every gun has tracer rounds and every shooter is a crackshot. your health depletes faster than in any splinter cell game.

speaking of splinter cell how awesome is it that we can customize our weapons and try out the new "stealth feature" . now i can finally live out my gta fantasy of going ontop of a building and sniping people with a silenced sniper. oops too bad cops can now smell silenced rounds and will send out the helicopters to come deal with me.

remember in gta 4 when you jumped out of a car and niko bounced off the roads. reamember in gta when you jumped out of a car and mike trev frank did that wierd slide on the road thing.

 

You must be one of those retards who expected GTA San Andreas 2 Lol.

 

GTA Fan base is one of the worst.

 

But its true, they did cut some things due to hardware limitation, but who should we blame? Not Rockstar, but console peasants.

 

Btw, i just found out why are you so pro-LC and hate LS in general, its because you come from sh*thole of Manhattan.

Edited March 29, 2015 by Krysalis

[Acetaminophen]

 

I just asked for a good game.

So did I. And I got one.

 

And the OP has just won the internet for the week.

 

I agree. We got a good game. Not a good GTA.

 

"You must be one of those retards who expected GTA San Andreas 2 Lol."

 

I actually just expected advancements in the series over all. Just think everything we got in GTA V has been in an older title. From Customization of players/Vehicles to the side missions such as Taxi,Towing, Flight school ect. heck even robbing stores has been around since Vice City its nothing new. When I think of the next game in a series I expect to see everything they had in the past titles (at least the majority of things) But I also expect to have many and I mean many new things to do. What new things did we actually end up getting with GTA V besides Movie theater and golf/tennis oh and yoga!

Edited March 29, 2015 by Acetaminophen

[WavyWeazel]

if GTAV was a PC Exclusive then everyone could be happy.

 

Except for, you know, the millions of people who don't play on PC...

[Gummy]

What new things did we actually end up getting with GTA V besides Movie theater and golf/tennis oh and yoga!

Multiple protagonists? How could you have missed that..?

Extensive weapon and vehicle customization..

A large map to explore..

and other numerous good things that you ignore..

 

but I guess movie theater, golf, tennis and yoga are the one that appeals most to you.

[zuckmeslow]

 

What new things did we actually end up getting with GTA V besides Movie theater and golf/tennis oh and yoga!

 

Multiple protagonists? How could you have missed that..?

Extensive weapon and vehicle customization..

A large map to explore..

and other numerous good things that you ignore..

 

but I guess movie theater, golf, tennis and yoga are the one that appeals most to you.

Previous gta games had car customization and a large map to explore.

[Turan]

 

 

I just asked for a good game.

So did I. And I got one.

And the OP has just won the internet for the week.

 

I agree. We got a good game. Not a good GTA.

 

"You must be one of those retards who expected GTA San Andreas 2 Lol."

 

I actually just expected advancements in the series over all. Just think everything we got in GTA V has been in an older title. From Customization of players/Vehicles to the side missions such as Taxi,Towing, Flight school ect. heck even robbing stores has been around since Vice City its nothing new. When I think of the next game in a series I expect to see everything they had in the past titles (at least the majority of things) But I also expect to have many and I mean many new things to do. What new things did we actually end up getting with GTA V besides Movie theater and golf/tennis oh and yoga!

 

 

 

Heists.

 

That is the ultimate improvement over any other GTA game before. Finally something different than just being the errand boy of all kinds of scum that order you around. Oh, and animals are new too. Multiple protags. Custom weapons. Random events. Hunting. Investing.

[cdgl]

ayy lmao @ zuckmeslow making that long ass post

 

inb4 official general GTA IV interiors copypasta

 

the only GTA with customization before was San Andreas the others didnt have sh*t lol

 

is there a guide to how stop being a puppet ?

Edited March 29, 2015 by cdgl