GTA online lets us live out our fantasy without going to jail

[J Cobra]

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[Maxwell684]

If this is what gets attention, I'm making a "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" thread, but it might get locked, because admins.....

[GR Choke]

how is this still open?

[The Cookie Monster]

how is this still open?

Because GTAF mods get a kick out of locking legitimate threads and keeping open the sheety ones.

[Chinsei]

 

Scare you? They are fantasists. And probably 14 years old. And spotty. And attention whores.

 

The ones you want to watch out for are the 45 year olds in a boring job, pushed around and ignored most of there life.

 

I have no time for self absored 'oh, I'm so tormented and misunderstood' teenagers that I really think they need segragating from society until they grow the f*ck up.

 

Every teenager goes through this phase. It's tedious, predictable and boring. They are not gangsters or cold blooded killers, they just live such a soft protected lifestyle they have no idea what the f*ck they are talking about.

Anyone who fantasizes about doing f*cked up sh*t to people has issues...whether they're 14 or not, vocal about it or not. Personally I didn't go through a phase like that...like I said, everyone has urges in the heat of the moment but fantasizing about it...that's f*cked up...

 

 

 

So you'd like everyone who thinks, looks , or acts differently than you do to be lobotomized? Nazi much? .

[MeatSafeMurderer]

So you'd like everyone who thinks, looks , or acts differently than you do to be lobotomized? Nazi much? .

That's not the point I was trying to make and you know it...

[dlow]

OP Sounds like a lot of the digital badass wanna Be's, who talk about how bad they are while online but run and hide when things go bump in the night in real life........

[thebrianmo]

As a licensed therapist I have reported the OP and his IP address to the proper authorities and ask he be detained for 20 months and his GTAV disc destroyed.

[CrazyRay]

Two things I've said in the past about this "issue":

 

1. A video game cannot "train" you how to use real life weapons...if someone ever says that someone can put down the controller after playing Call of Duty and pick up an M16 or a sniper rifle and be proficient, they're wrong

 

2. Hillary Clinton is a c*nt

[MRCTM]

As someone who has spent time in the Middle East serving my country....I suggest you go there and see what real firearms and explosives can do to a human body. After viewing this, if you still have the urge to take the HUGE responsibility for taking someone's life from them....see a shrink. All I can really say is, once you really do end someone's life, you get the fun of carrying around a massive sense of guilt for the rest of your life....and it is NOT glorious at all.

[Vik]

Ypu need Dr.Friendlander OP

[GR Choke]

^ hes dead i killed him

[Vik]

Why?

[GR Choke]

^ his hair was annoying me

[Vik]

U no take doctor. --> baba shop?

[Not A Nice Person]

Tell me where you live so I can move if I'm near you.

[GR Choke]

U no take doctor. --> baba shop?

couldn't afford the fee

[Raynos]

Pretty awesome video OP.

 

Congress, governments, authorities and parents all need an escape goat. Currently its video games, no one wants to take personal responsibility, its always blame something else for something that happens.

 

OP. People like yourself do indeed need this form of virtual violence to curb your desire for real life violence.

 

I say, we start a petition to make video games more violent and feature objectionable material to satisfy urges of the greater community.

 

Who knows, maybe one day, instead of Chris Hanson, a video game would be able to stop pedo's from inflicting harm on our children.

Edited March 29, 2015 by Raynos

[CaptainJoe]

As someone who has spent time in the Middle East serving my country....I suggest you go there and see what real firearms and explosives can do to a human body. After viewing this, if you still have the urge to take the HUGE responsibility for taking someone's life from them....see a shrink. All I can really say is, once you really do end someone's life, you get the fun of carrying around a massive sense of guilt for the rest of your life....and it is NOT glorious at all.

This. My uncle was an Army physician and told me about the horrible, horrible things he's seen.

[The Cookie Monster]

As someone who has spent time in the Middle East serving my country....I suggest you go there and see what real firearms and explosives can do to a human body. After viewing this, if you still have the urge to take the HUGE responsibility for taking someone's life from them....see a shrink. All I can really say is, once you really do end someone's life, you get the fun of carrying around a massive sense of guilt for the rest of your life....and it is NOT glorious at all.

THIS!

I personally have seen injuries from getting shot, first hand, and it's not at all a joke.

Here's what simply getting grazed by a 50 cal will do to someone.

 

I've also seen someone's arm basically blown off by a single shot.

Edited March 29, 2015 by The Cookie Monster

[Mr. Scratch]

 

Edit: TL;DR: If you want to hurt people, join full contact martial arts, or stfu.

Better yet, join the military and never worry about going to prison for killing someone you've never even met before. Martial arts are meant for self defense, first and foremost. What you decide to do with it is up to you, but don't go spewing sh*t about them.

[monkeymonk]

 

 

Edit: TL;DR: If you want to hurt people, join full contact martial arts, or stfu.

Better yet, join the military and never worry about going to prison for killing someone you've never even met before. Martial arts are meant for self defense, first and foremost. What you decide to do with it is up to you, but don't go spewing sh*t about them.

The military isn't a 'safe place' for psychopaths, you little f*cktard. If some little sh*t try's to join with that attitude, they are quicky recognised and discharged, usually after getting a kicking.

 

Words cannot describe just how much of a f*cking twat I think you are right now.

[Mr. Scratch]

Oh, excuse me. Am I wrong in believing that you can legally kill an armed combatant? We're not discussing homicidal tendencies here, just the mere fact that you CAN legally kill someone. Not civilians.

[monkeymonk]

Oh, excuse me. Am I wrong in believing that you can legally kill an armed combatant? We're not discussing homicidal tendencies here, just the mere fact that you CAN legally kill someone. Not civilians.

You are discussing homicidal tendencies, you drooling idiot, that's the entire f*cking point of the god damn thread.

 

And I'll make this really f*cking simple for you, soldiers do not join the army to 'kill people'.

 

If you can't understand the basic concept that you've just called serving soldiers psychopaths, you should really just f*ck off very fast.

[Mr. Scratch]

My, someone sure is losing his sh*t rather quickly. I never implied people join the military to kill others. I simply stated the obvious, you can legally kill another person. Now stop trying to imply sh*t like that, you f*cking armchair general.

[Dick Grayson]

My fantasy is not having to ever work at all, all life is is work, eat, sleep repeat. Sure being a crime lord is fun and all, but I wouldn't want to steal a harrier from an aircraft carrier and use it to rampage LA IRL.

Edited March 29, 2015 by wowsux133

[Raynos]

 

 

Edit: TL;DR: If you want to hurt people, join full contact martial arts, or stfu.

Better yet, join the military and never worry about going to prison for killing someone you've never even met before. Martial arts are meant for self defense, first and foremost. What you decide to do with it is up to you, but don't go spewing sh*t about them.

 

 

I see all these people giving the OP suggestions on everything to do EXCEPT play his game.

 

Isn't that the purpose of this Topic? The OP would rather not live out his f*cked up fantasies and just release them via a game.

Is that not better than joining the army and doing it for real?

 

I mean really, no one here actually wants the OP to take someones life, yeah? whether it be legal or not.

[monkeymonk]

My, someone sure is losing his sh*t rather quickly. I never implied people join the military to kill others. I simply stated the obvious, you can legally kill another person. Now stop trying to imply sh*t like that, you f*cking armchair general.

You're a f*cking retard. You think that people with fantasies of killing people should join the Army, and have no clue why that's wildly insulting to the armed forces. You didn't 'imply' it, you f*cking stated it, idiot.

 

I'm not an armchair general, sh*t f*cker, I'm ex infantry.

 

Again, just to make this even clearer, people who join the army to kill do not make it past selection. It's a profession, not a place for fantasists to act out.

Edited March 29, 2015 by monkeymonk

[GR Choke]

 

As someone who has spent time in the Middle East serving my country....I suggest you go there and see what real firearms and explosives can do to a human body. After viewing this, if you still have the urge to take the HUGE responsibility for taking someone's life from them....see a shrink. All I can really say is, once you really do end someone's life, you get the fun of carrying around a massive sense of guilt for the rest of your life....and it is NOT glorious at all.

THIS!

I personally have seen injuries from getting shot, first hand, and it's not at all a joke.

Here's what simply getting grazed by a 50 cal will do to someone.

 

I've also seen someone's arm basically blown off by a single shot.

Homie.... Spoiler that sh*t and give a warning about the disturbing picture

[Mr. Scratch]

 

My, someone sure is losing his sh*t rather quickly. I never implied people join the military to kill others. I simply stated the obvious, you can legally kill another person. Now stop trying to imply sh*t like that, you f*cking armchair general.

You're a f*cking retard. You think that people with fantasies of killing people should join the Army, and have no clue why that's wildly insulting to the armed forces. You didn't 'imply' it, you f*cking stated it, idiot.

 

Well good for you, now stop spamming my inbox.

 

I'm not an armchair general, sh*t f*cker, I'm ex infantry.

 

Again, just to make this even clearer, people who join the army to kill do not make it past selection. It's a profession, not a place for fantasists to act out.