Most monkey you ever held at once? (No Glitches)

[Quinn_flower]

sorry everyone I have to do this

 

 

 

Edited March 27, 2015 by Quinn_flower

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Most monkeys I held at once was one in each hand, one in my mouth and there was also one more

[Cackling Jack]

 

Does a barrel count?

Which one? They both have something to do with monkeys.

 

 

 

Used to have one of those! Awesome toy back in the day. Held 3.5 million dollars at one point. No glitches.

[EvilFiend]

I had an orangutan but twas to heavy to hold so I got a trolley and wheeled it around
If only you could embed that video then someone might watch it

Edited March 27, 2015 by EvilFiend

[GTAFanClub]

I have a monkey mask, does that count?

[livejoker]

Most I ever had (not counting hacked money from "back in the day") would be $1.7 million.

No monkeys, though. Wish GTA had a monkey currency. Buy a Buzzard for 3 monkeys or something. Exchange your apartment for 2 monkeys today! Next thing you know two monkeys are moving in your old place.

 

Edited March 27, 2015 by livejoker

[FourFingersOfFun]

4.7 million back when there was double RP and money for all R* created missions. Grinded RR for two days straight. And I'm proud to have never glitched a single dollar and never owned an adder.

[Groper17nz]

I invited some monkeys over for this race:

 

 

 

OT: I have $6.2M right now

 

hey man, how did you get the chrome over top of the back of the jester racecar

[Dirty Hairy]

Went to my local zoo but they wouldn't let me hold the monkeys

[MilezDawg]

I spanked a monkey earlier.

[Pegger420]

I once broke 70 Million but I'm back down in the 60+ Million range.

 

All legit. So legit, that when Rockstar accidentally took it all they ended up giving it back an hour later.

[We Are Ninja]

The fact that y'all actually ran with it for ten posts straight has made my night.

[Too Freakin Bad]

Like 2, for a short while. I was then escorted off the zoo premises by security.

[flyingnipple]

This thread is hilarious. Do you mean money held just in wallet or bank account too? Probably around 500k in my wallet and 2 million in my bank account.

[Chang]

Great photo, you water skiings? Monkey on bottems looks scared shizzless. Monkey on top looks like he spotted some lice in ur wig to eat. Priceless thread & photo.

 

Top Monkey $1+ mill on hand

Average Monkey about $50000 on hand.

i Chang

 

 

2, I've held 2 monkeys at once.

 

Edit: Mods please don't edit the title, don't make all us humorous people look dyslexic.

[psymin]

sorry everyone I have to do this

 

 

 

lol I read this classic to my boys at night.

lol

[K.Walters]

13 million. After criminal mastermind

[Murciélago]

 

I invited some monkeys over for this race:

 

 

 

OT: I have $6.2M right now

 

hey man, how did you get the chrome over top of the back of the jester racecar

 

Charles + iFruit. You can get SilverFox1 to help you with it when he comes back from Vacation. I used to do it myself.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/762577-foxy-ifruitcustoms-service/?hl=foxy

Edited March 27, 2015 by KifflomBroBro

[Girish]

What monkey business is this?