How do i guaranteeingly kill the merryweather pilot?

[Crunch McThornbody]

 

Talking of Merryweather pickups, oddly you can't shoot the boat guy in missions but you can in freeroam. In a mission you have to shoot next to him to get him scared so he jumps out.

What? Yes you can.

 

Ok then, start a mission on your own, go jump into the ocean, call for a boat pickup, climb up and try to shoot him in the head.

 

He has protection on so you can't shoot him.

[Chloroform]

Why the troll replies? of all things.

Because people are dicks and can't just answer the damn question.

 

OT: call, let him land, go slightly behind him on the left side, and get a headshot. I don't see how you could miss but I guess it does happen.

[askinnywhitedildo]

I'd like to pilot the merryweather chopper myself rather than riding it, but there's a 89% chance of the pilot successfully escaping. Is there a way to guaranteeingly kill him 100% all the time?

Do your shoes also come untied 89% of the time? Can you not wipe your ass 89% of the time? Do you get laid 1% of the time?

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I'd like to pilot the merryweather chopper myself rather than riding it, but there's a 89% chance of the pilot successfully escaping. Is there a way to guaranteeingly kill him 100% all the time?

Get gud, son!

[*Lola]

 

Talking of Merryweather pickups, oddly you can't shoot the boat guy in missions but you can in freeroam. In a mission you have to shoot next to him to get him scared so he jumps out.

Yeah dude! I don't call for a boat often but when I have, I've been unable to kill him.. he has friendly fire protection much like teammates

 

Tear gas

[BattleCat]

Get an assault shotgun and hose that motherf*cker down!

[El Zodape]

OP, are you using the flare gun by any chance?

[JokerSmokerToker]

1 shot with the pistol to the head works nicely. has always worked for me.

 

If you shoot anything else, or more than 1 shot, youll likely end up heavily damaging that weak heli.

 

headshot with a pistol, dont listen to these scrub who use autoshotguns, or anything else.

[Gridl0k]

Stick a silencer on the standard pistol, if R* aren't going to let us drop that POS it might as well have a purpose. Silencer = less chance of a wanted level.

[JokerSmokerToker]

Stick a silencer on the standard pistol, if R* aren't going to let us drop that POS it might as well have a purpose. Silencer = less chance of a wanted level.

1 star wanted level in a helo doesnt mean sh*t lol

[NubcakeVII]

Well, OP, I wouldn't want you as a team mate in a Heist.

 

Now to go back to trying to complete Series A Coke with randoms for the fifteenth f*cking time.

[fish61324]

I'd like to pilot the merryweather chopper myself rather than riding it, but there's a 89% chance of the pilot successfully escaping. Is there a way to guaranteeingly kill him 100% all the time?

One pistol bullet to the head. Wait for the chopper to land. Shoot him once in the head. This has worked for me 100% (yes 100%) of the time.

[L337jonas]

I literally use the Musket every time, it's really that easy to do.

 

Is this even a serious question?

 

I mean, he just sits there and doesn't move his head at all. Maybe try using a sticky-bomb if you are really THAT crappy at shooting.

Lol I use musket every single time too. right outside of his door.

 

I heard jets work very effectively though

[HKGTS]

 

I literally use the Musket every time, it's really that easy to do.

 

Is this even a serious question?

 

I mean, he just sits there and doesn't move his head at all. Maybe try using a sticky-bomb if you are really THAT crappy at shooting.

Lol I use musket every single time too. right outside of his door.

I heard jets work very effectively though

I knew i wouldnt be the only one, always in 1st person though coz i love watching the reload

[The-SpecialOne7]

OP you just embarrased yourself....LOL

[CrazyRay]

Why the troll replies? of all things.

Garbage in, garbage out

[senormidget]

Well for me he moves away as soon as he sees the gun, shotguns are pretty much resistant, pistols have a soft aim to chopper windows, rifles are too prickly for so target and explosives are self-explanatory.

Resistant? Soft aim? Prickly?

[EEDDDWWWAARRRD]

Even a starter pistol headshot will kill him. I never understood other players' need to use anything heavier as it could cause unnecessary damage to the heli.

[cebo84]

Wait for him to land then aim for his head?

if you have sh*t aim you can always 100% kill him with a homing launcher.

this

[stainesey]

OP - I just gotta ask how did you come up with the number 89%?

 

Not 90%, not 88%, specifically 89%. Interesting.

 

The Merriweather Pilot dies 100% of the time for me because I shoot him in the head after he lands. This has never been an issue, ever.

11% is pretty much exactly 1/9. Try it 9 times, fail once, 11% Edited March 25, 2015 by stainesey

[SuperJude™]

I guess I should assume the OP uses auto aim?

[maz9000]

Ben soo long since I ordered a merryweather chopper.

 

Ap pistol to the head does the job

[Pedinhuh]

Erm....really OP?

Are you struggling with THAT of all things?

Okay then...go to ammu nation and get yourself a sawn off shotgun(you get it for free by signing up a social club membership, which is also free), call the chopper, wait until it lands, walk up to the pilot and shoot him, that should do it.

I mean, OFC that should do it, it's not rocket science!

[yello cactus]

Forget trying to get the helicopter, buy a dictionary instead. Guaranteeingly...WTF?

 

[MrCamo]

Pump shotgun 1 blast

[Chekoloco]

With love.

[God-eater]

Why the troll replies? of all things.

Well, I came in here specifically to hang sh*t on "guaranteeingly".

 

Also, Merryweather pickup unlocks at rank 30. Well done on getting there without mastering headshots, but seriously, stop relying on auto-aim and learn to shoot.

 

The number of times i hear randoms say "i can't get him - he's out of lock-on range" is horrifying.

[SNL]

He lands and sits completely stationary. Where is this 11% chance of missing coming from?

 

 

Also, nothing in life is certain except death and taxes.... and the Merryweather pilot should've been a hair dresser.

lol op said 11% chance of hitting the pilot and an 89% of missing

[CarnageRacing00]

Like this:

 

 

Edited March 25, 2015 by MichiganMuscle77

[Grimase]

Wow that sucked. ^