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These heists make me want to do heist in real life.


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Sure, just let me illegally modify my AR-15 to fire automatically, and ill meet you at your apartment.

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I can be a look-out

Well you are a GTA pro, so why not?

Sure, just let me illegally modify my AR-15 to fire automatically, and ill meet you at your apartment.

Only illegal if you get caught ;)

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Make sure to record it and put it on youtube. Dont forget to turn your phone in landscape mode before recording.

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Make sure to record it and put it on youtube. Dont forget to turn your phone in landscape mode before recording.

Nah dude, just yell out "life record that"

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I would just give everyone 0% cuts just to be called an "asshole".

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Totallycasual

In a real life heist you leave one fingerprint, one hair, one iota of evidence and you're looking at life in prison or maybe even the death penalty depending on where you live. I don't think any amount of money is worth putting yourself in a position where you have to kill some poor bastard that's just doing his job trying to support his family.

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I would just give everyone 0% cuts just to be called an "asshole".

Amanda is that you?

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I'm in as long as you can guarantee I'll respawn if the cops shoot me.

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Rock Howard

Seriously, I'm thinking about robbing a bank. I have a drill, I just need a hacking team.

This is why mummy didn't let you play GTA V to begin with. Obviously though, someone has made a mistake and let you out of the playroom and somehow you have gotten access to it....

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YA BOY DIRT

I just need a hacking team.

 

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This thread reminds me of the heist I pulled in high school...

The Concession Stand Job.

Broke in through the air vents, and made off with a sh*t ton of snacks.

Top that.

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Sky_Light12

well goodluck

and careful from a police with 6th sense and crackshooters

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In a real life heist you leave one fingerprint, one hair, one iota of evidence and you're looking at life in prison or maybe even the death penalty depending on where you live. I don't think any amount of money is worth putting yourself in a position where you have to kill some poor bastard that's just doing his job trying to support his family.

Solution, be Dexter Morgan.

OP is just kidding. Isn't he?

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Totallycasual

 

 

Solution, be Dexter Morgan.

OP is just kidding. Isn't he?

 

 

I loved that show before they butchered it in the last few seasons, with the final seasons being the worst. I was so looking forward to Angel and Masuka's reactions to the truth but we were robbed of ever getting to see it lol

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Seriously, I'm thinking about robbing a bank. I have a drill, I just need a hacking team.

you should man, distract everyone from the matchmaking and server issues
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This thread reminds me of the heist I pulled in high school...

The Concession Stand Job.

Broke in through the air vents, and made off with a sh*t ton of snacks.

Top that.

How many setup missions you had to do to reach that point?

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You should be careful making posts like this. Joking or not....this is how words like "Conspiracy to Commit" get thrown around.

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