These heists are f*cking retarded

[JustRob]

So the heists are finally out, thought I'd give it a shot... The introduction heist went okay, I was the driller, and it was pretty fun. I imagine the driver got a bit impatient because I screwed up way too many times on the guiding the signal minigame, but it was fun and original, as was the actual drilling. Stuff I hadn't seen before in singleplayer.

 

Then the next heist comes along... Oh my dear God. So I start off with the one where you have to steal the plane. First off, it took over 30 minutes to get four f*cking people together. It takes forever. Then when I finally got started on the mission, people were behaving like idiots. I've seen a guy tossing grenades at our PV's just for sh*ts and giggles.

 

I wanted to be the pilot because that gives me the most control, but ofcourse there's always a guy who goes on pilot team, forcing me to switch over. Okay, fine. But then that guy proceeds to crash the plane over and over and over again.

 

Then there's the idiots on ground team who run in, guns blazing, and get killed again and again, failing the mission over and over. I seriously spent a f*cking HOUR on a setup mission.

 

So yeah, I give up. I don't have any friends to play with and I cba to look for a crew. I thought I'd give Online another shot because of these heists, because I think they must be really awesome, but there's just too many retards and the waiting times for people to join are way too long.

 

I'll come back to GTA when that f*cking singleplayer DLC finally arrives, if it ever does.

[Lazerbox]

tl;dr

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/

[Octavio89]

Heists don't suck but the servers and most of the players do.

[LBCWorldWide]

Bypassing the OFFICIAL BITCH & MOAN topic is just so much more attention whoring, isn't it?

 

LBC

[paperbagdude]

Lesson of the week:

 

Don't play heists with strangers.

Edited March 13, 2015 by paperbagdude

[PoeticWhisper]

Heists don't suck, the community does.

[Con9mm]

Does the OP realize that HEISTS are not what sucks in his life but the brainless morons he runs with. ahahhahahaha

what a dork.

[Turkish Turketarian]

I don't see how the heists are retarded because of the problems you listed. The heists are a lot of fun to me, a lot more than I thought they would be. Can't blame the heists for sh*tty players...

[DeadMoonNight]

Negative comment. Insult.

[Lazerbox]

 

tl;dr

http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/

shut the f*ck up with your topic redirects

 

 

U MAD?

Edited March 13, 2015 by Lazerbox

[Con9mm]

Does the OP realize that HEISTS are not what sucks in his life but the brainless morons he runs with. ahahhahahaha

what a dork.

[Cutter De Blanc]

I hate BEING the idiot who messes everything up.

 

I swear I must've messed up someone's setup like 4 times in a row last night before I just gave up and went to sleep

Edited March 13, 2015 by Cutter De Blanc

[DontTry2Hard]

Negative comment. Insult.

Agreeing response. Additional insult.

[A Maned Wolf]

Heist don't suck, people do.

Don't hate the game, hate the players.

Edited March 13, 2015 by A Maned Wolf

[CrysisAverted]

Guy bails from heist, I spawn inside the shell of my Apartment tower (Not the interior mind you) and I fall to my death...t-thanks R*

[Strange Town]

OP what console do you play in??

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

lock pls

[Retired Mafia]

get a crew together with people you trust. got my crew together in 5 min. everybody did what he was supposed to do. great team work heists don't suck.

[stainesey]

 

tl;dr

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/681131-gtao-the-official-btch-moan-topic/

shut the f*ck up with your topic redirects

No idea if this is a consistent thing he does but in this instance at least, he has a perfectly valid point.

[Zack23]

Heists dont suck. Most randoms do

Edited March 13, 2015 by Zack23

[bloatedsack]

So yeah, I give up. I don't have any friends to play with and I cba to look for a crew. .

 

So, heists suck because you can't muster up enough social skills to make friends?

 

Seems legit.

[the_warbsta]

I don't see how you or your team being sh*t makes the entire DLC "f*cking sh*t".

[Turan]

Call me lucky but just now I did all three of the setup missions for Prison Break with different randoms each time and it went flawless. No one died and no restarts.

 

No need to give up after one try with stupid randoms OP. Keep trying.

[ShinobiFixer]

I really want solo heists, people suck and they always ruin my immersion.

[Nutduster]

Heists don't suck, the community does.

 

Yup.

 

Don't blame the heists, blame your friends (or lack thereof). Don't play four player, coop-intensive missions with known idiots, or randoms who are probably idiots.

[BatFerYou]

Heists dont suck. Most randoms do

I seen it in a documentary on BBC2,

Shot to death outside Hyper Value,

Guns blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu,

[enormous]

To avoid throwing your controller at the screen in frustration,try doing Heists on Easy the first few times.

[Nacho Z]

Lesson of the week:

 

Don't play heists with strangers.

Well that's it really. Since I got my PS4 I've been making friends in anticipation of heists coming out and now it's paid off. I wouldn't waste my time chancing it with random people who might just be out to troll.

Guy bails from heist, I spawn inside the shell of my Apartment tower (Not the interior mind you) and I fall to my death...t-thanks R*

Is your console haunted or something? You seem to have the most glitch ridden experiences in video game history on a regular basis.

[rnb010]

Call me lucky but just now I did all three of the setup missions for Prison Break with different randoms each time and it went flawless. No one died and no restarts.

 

No need to give up after one try with stupid randoms OP. Keep trying.

arent there 4 setup missions?

Edited March 14, 2015 by rnb010

[Snowman_GTA]

So the heists are finally out, thought I'd give it a shot... The introduction heist went okay, I was the driller, and it was pretty fun. I imagine the driver got a bit impatient because I screwed up way too many times on the guiding the signal minigame, but it was fun and original, as was the actual drilling. Stuff I hadn't seen before in singleplayer.

 

Then the next heist comes along... Oh my dear God. So I start off with the one where you have to steal the plane. First off, it took over 30 minutes to get four f*cking people together. It takes forever. Then when I finally got started on the mission, people were behaving like idiots. I've seen a guy tossing grenades at our PV's just for sh*ts and giggles.

 

I wanted to be the pilot because that gives me the most control, but ofcourse there's always a guy who goes on pilot team, forcing me to switch over. Okay, fine. But then that guy proceeds to crash the plane over and over and over again.

 

Then there's the idiots on ground team who run in, guns blazing, and get killed again and again, failing the mission over and over. I seriously spent a f*cking HOUR on a setup mission.

 

So yeah, I give up. I don't have any friends to play with and I cba to look for a crew. I thought I'd give Online another shot because of these heists, because I think they must be really awesome, but there's just too many retards and the waiting times for people to join are way too long.

 

I'll come back to GTA when that f*cking singleplayer DLC finally arrives, if it ever does.

Rule no: 1 : Never played with randoms