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The Troll Heirarchy


flyboy7
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This is what I think the hierarchical structure looks like among the trolls out there. Please make necessary correction if needed.

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The Modders/Hackers - God-like powers in Los Santos. Can't beat them. Just Ask for money maybe you get lucky.

 

The Jet setters - righteous lazer kids feeling invincible in the clouds. Thinks shooting down a Dodo plane is real skill.

 

VTOL A-HOLES - slower than the lazer kids, but can land anywhere and hide on top of buildings waiting for their prey.

 

Armored core - feeling invincible in a tank.

 

The savages - they're the gizzards' frat masters.

 

The gizzards - they think their so good in their buzzards until you fire a rocket and they die. Then they quit in humiliation.

 

Huey dewy - think they're better than the gizzards in their valkyries huey helicopter. But they're not.

 

Insurgents Divergents - feeling invincible inside their new toy.

 

Kurumama's boys - evo fanboys' dream come true. Evolved from a zentornazi, now drives forwards.

 

ZentorNazis - backwards-driving jerks.

 

Rambo - purposely goes in guns-blazing on missions and heists, refusing to work as a team.

 

Ghost Recon - they're inside walls, under streets, and sniping you from a place you can't go to. Even worse is if they lure you with a bounty. I'm guilty :)

 

The bomberman - stickies and mines are their favorites. LSC, Simons garage, your car, your garage; nothing is safe.

 

Call of duty kids - shoot first, make friends never. Basically an automated sentry gun that shoots everything that moves.

 

Cant touch this - naanana nananah, hammer time! Coz I'm passive. Then I'm not. Then I'm passive again.

 

Now you see me - now you don't. Now i kill you. Now I'm in my apartment.

 

Rockstar servers - someone recommended it. Haha

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This is what I think the hierarchical structure looks like among the trolls out there. Please make necessary correction if needed.

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The Modders/Hackers - God-like powers in Los Santos. Can beat them? Ask for money.

 

The Jet setters - righteous lazer kids feeling invincible in the clouds. Thinks shooting down a Dodo plane is real skill.

 

VTOL A-HOLES - slower than the lazer kids, but can land anywhere and hide

 

Tankers - feeling invincible in a tank.

 

Valkyrie kids - think they're better than buzzard boys

 

Buzzard boys - they think their so good until you fire a rocket and they die. Then they quit.

 

Insurgents Divergents - feeling invincible inside their new toy

 

Kurumama's boys - evo fanboys' dream come true.

 

Zentornazi - backwards-driving jerks your time has come to an end.

 

Call of duty kids - shoot first, make friends never.

 

 

All three of those are the same, bias much?

Insurgents became the new zentardo

Evo became the new front driving zentardo

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BondageKitty

The jealous - Make pointless threads pointing out what they don't have and defaming those that do.

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YouSmellButtHoles

Man what happened to the good old days when trolls would just bump into your car and drive away?

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Man what happened to the good old days when trolls would just bump into your car and drive away?

Those days are gone. They bump into my HVY insurgents they go boom

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The ultimate troll is Passive but most are too dumb to use it's powers to its fullest potential.

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This is what I think the hierarchical structure looks like among the trolls out there. Please make necessary correction if needed.

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The Modders/Hackers - God-like powers in Los Santos. Can beat them? Ask for money.

The Jet setters - righteous lazer kids feeling invincible in the clouds. Thinks shooting down a Dodo plane is real skill.

VTOL A-HOLES - slower than the lazer kids, but can land anywhere and hide

Tankers - feeling invincible in a tank.

Valkyrie kids - think they're better than buzzard boys

Buzzard boys - they think their so good until you fire a rocket and they die. Then they quit.Insurgents Divergents - feeling invincible inside their new toy

Kurumama's boys - evo fanboys' dream come true.

Zentornazi - backwards-driving jerks your time has come to an end.

Call of duty kids - shoot first, make friends never.

 

 

All three of those are the same, bias much?

Insurgents became the new zentardo

Evo became the new front driving zentardo

 

You're right. They have evolved into something else. But luckily we have brand new stuff that can go head to head with them

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Man what happened to the good old days when trolls would just bump into your car and drive away?

Those days are gone. They bump into my HVY insurgents they go boom

"Insurgents Divergents - feeling invincible inside their new toy."

 

Oh the irony.

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I'm not sure what the OP would expect the general player to use then. I guess I could just use a regular old car that exposes me, but when I have better options, then why would I limit myself? I look at a lot of this new stuff as the anti troll mobiles. I drive the armored Kuruma and like it. I don't have to worry about some random that I have done nothing to just driving up and shooting me for no reason. Same with the jets. I like using them on contact missions because overkill against NPCs is always a great thing. In Free Roam I usually just like to fly around and under bridges and such. If I use the aircraft against other players it's because they are either being an asshole or have a bounty on them.

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JohnMcClainNYPD

Most of these just sound like people playing in free roam. Don't like it? There's passive and invite only if you don't want to be bothered.

 

If you don't take steps to defend yourself then the only troll is.... you.

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Bravo.

Even tho I don't think griefing is a....

Issue.

But a logical list.

Don't mind the fish.

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We Are Ninja

Eh. I appreciate trolls. They give me something to do since I don't bother randoms...

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trolls=/=griefers

god damn you kids these days have no idea wtf trolling is huh

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you forgot the biggest troll of all...rockstar servers.

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PreciousWall

you forgot this:

 

chrome adder + dollar rims + sticky bomb

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This is what I think the hierarchical structure looks like among the trolls out there. Please make necessary correction if needed.

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The Modders/Hackers - Stop f*cking begging for money or they will attach a ferris wheel to your head

 

The Jet setters - not as bad anymore as it was back in the Flight School and LTS updates

 

VTOL A-HOLES - IDK

 

Tankers - you better pray to god that they don't have RPGs

 

Valkyrie kids - IDK

 

Buzzard boys - this is why we were given the Homing Launcher

 

The savages - people that go ZOMG EETS TEH HAWNTER THONKS C*

 

Insurgents Divergents - IDK

 

Kurumama's boys - FnF fantards wet dream loves "stanced" and "hellaflush" cars my guess would be they drive a beat up ass Civic IRL

 

Zentornazi - actually not that bad anymore

 

Call of duty kids - (solution:grab tank,go into passive mode,make dolla bill$)

FEEEEEXED

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. I drive the armored Kuruma and like it. I don't have to worry about some random that I have done nothing to just driving up and shooting me for no reason.

This right here, I do the same thing, I dont use it to troll, I use it so I can drive around and not have be in passive mode because someone with a epenis complex can get a cheap kill on me to make himself feel better.

 

And its not great trolling other then shooting at players, a RPG will stop it, and they cant use it to drive around throwing sticky bombs at players, and to be honest, I would rather the trolls be driving that then any other car that they can throw sticky bombs from.

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Awwww dude sweet I made the list!! I'm a jet settler!! :D

Haha. One of you really give me a hard time. I spent 10 minutes pulling up, rolling, and banking in my jet trying to get a hit. Finally hit him with a missile. He practically flew into it. live. Die. Repeat.

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We Are Ninja

trolls=/=griefers

 

god damn you kids these days have no idea wtf trolling is huh

Eh. Trolls get off on being obnoxious and pissing people off. Griefers kill weaker and/or less-skilled players repeatedly to do it. IMO, griefer is a troll, but a troll isn't necessarily a griefer.

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Wildfire_08

Lmao it makes me so proud to be part of multiple hierarchies.

 

Also picked up a few more ideas here too.

 

Can you add another one to the list? It's one I have done since I first unlocked off-radar back in Oct 2013.

 

It's Off-Radar Cop Car, a genius way to get kills because nobody ever bothers blowing up cops when they're everywhere, instead they are too focused on their gunfights or running away.

 

This also works best with the sirens on & with the "Cop look", My character has had the same look since 2013, Dark blue short sleeve shirt, black combats/combat skinny jeans/team black pants with standard bulletproof over the top & gold aviators.

 

You can name it whatever you want :)

 

Also you should change "mods/Hackers" to the bottom of the hierarchy as they are irrelevant with the next gen consoles. Switch them to "Old Gen Bums" as they came on PS4/XB1, got beasted and went back to their God mode on old gen.

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I would call the new Insurgent the new anti troll vehicle.

 

Its easy to shoot the driver.. But if you try to blow it up like a turd you pay for it and the insurance is nearly 17k.

 

Its like the big.. F U shoot me or STFU vehicle.. Which i think is funny.

Since i HATE RPGs and STICKY bomb spammers... and Jet trolls.. Im loving this so far.

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VTOL A-HOLES - slower than the lazer kids, but can land anywhere and hide on top of buildings waiting for their prey.

 

I think I'll qualify in this category.

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Giantsgiants

What about..

 

"Quit Queens - People who quit in the middle of heists and screw everyone else over."?

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I'm sure that one day the guys on this forum will find a way or another to add every single vehicle into that list...except for the beloved BF Surfer of course.

 

You also forgot the Pogos, they are a mix of all of the above.

 

Does Noobtubers counts too?

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