_ImSmaher_ Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place Pray to who? There is no god.Yes there is. We should all worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. utack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Goo Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place Pray to who? There is no god.Yes there is. We should all worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Screw that. Why waste time worshipping anything when you could, you know, do useful things? Like eating cheese? Edited March 9, 2015 by McLightning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Algerian Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Maybe a new fish mask. I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place Aaaw, did they make fun of your 15 fps games again? Poor baby. lord sh...t-head, AlasClarin, jedijosh920 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_ImSmaher_ Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place Pray to who? There is no god. Yes there is. We should all worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Screw that. Why waste time worshipping anything when you could, you know, do useful things? Like eating cheese?I was kidding. I worship no god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarckhy Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) PC trailer which consists of heists gameplay, no exclusives, fully rendered in 144p, ending with a new release date. Edited March 9, 2015 by Anarckhy jedijosh920 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kampret Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place You can clearly see his steam profile at his sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totallycasual Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place If this is how you feel why don't you just stay in the console section? Why are you peasants always so jealous of PC gamers? you should be happy you got to beta test the game for us early. Now you should scurry away like the vermin you are. the.metal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_ImSmaher_ Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I pray there is a delay to put the spoiled PC gamers in their place If this is how you feel why don't you just stay in the console section? Why are you peasants always so jealous of PC gamers? you should be happy you got to beta test the game for us early. Now you should scurry away like the vermin you are. Rekt. Totallycasual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkmayor Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The hilarious part is - according to their EULA, they have until April 1 (2 weeks prior to launch) to delay the game again...so they could very well delay it on that day. Thats why R* delayed GTA V 2 weeks before Jan. 27. They did it at the last minute. Does that mean it was delayed for other reasons other than "bugs" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rest1 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 what sick joke ? its obvious releasing the game of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fefenc Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I can see the post on the newswire: "GTA V PC will be released before project cars huehuehue we aren't brazilians but yu understood the joke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Goo Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The hilarious part is - according to their EULA, they have until April 1 (2 weeks prior to launch) to delay the game again...so they could very well delay it on that day. Thats why R* delayed GTA V 2 weeks before Jan. 27. They did it at the last minute. Does that mean it was delayed for other reasons other than "bugs" ? I never bought the whole "polish" story. I knew when it was delayed in January that there's NO WAY they woke up, 2 weeks before launch, and realized "hey, we need to delay this game for 2 more months". It's always been about Heists, and now that Heists is released (in a few hours), I'm positive April 14 is the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedIndianRobin Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Wait. So ImSaher is Darkleader too? Dafuq? This is getting hilarious by the minute. On-Topic: They might release a trailer of their next title on that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider-Vice Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Chinatown Wars coming to PC April 14th." RedIndianRobin, The Algerian, GamerFromHolland and 5 others 8 GTANet | Red Dead Network | black lives matter | stop Asian hate | trans lives = human lives the beginning is moments ago, the end is moments away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkboy459 Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Chinatown Wars coming to PC April 14th." GamerFromHolland, Rusev, lord sh...t-head and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRST Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 April Fool day: Today we are excited to announce new weapons for GTA Online including Dick Destroyer, a special weapon with a muffle on it to pound your enemy's dick to steal his GTA$. And a weapon, the famous Purple Dildo will also come to GTA Online to drill your enemy's asses! Stay tuned for more news in next few weeks! NightmanCometh96 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftwerkd Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 How is this thread even still open? ChumCrumpet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdwarfer Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The worst joke they could do IMO: Announcing they're gonna release the game that day with an extra bonus of $2 000 000 for Online and Story mode, then giving us 65GB to download and finally we discover that it's not the game, but a PC trailer with another delay to the end of the year (which of course is not a joke). RedIndianRobin and lord sh...t-head 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zer0w5 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 The moment the trailer does come out I won't watch it before I read through the newswire text and I still see April 14th, then I know what to expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS_BlackScout Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I believe they never did any jokes in the First April, at least I don't remember any happening last year... And judging by the way things went through this whole wait, a joke could go very wrong IMO. I don't think they will do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS 17 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 It would be unacceptable if they do this also to their fans. Anyway it would give them free marketing, lots of PR which they are greedy for anyway. So most likely there will be sth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laqueesha Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 New Release Date™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumCrumpet Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 How is this thread even still open? Mods are asleep, post april fool jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3ADSH0T Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Launching a mouth watering gameplay trailer showing various graphical improvements + gameplay improvements, and at the end of the video showing the normal April release date. Moments later, just to let the hype reach critical levels, they announce a 1 week delay. Hilarity ensures in the rockstar offices I'll be crying by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fefenc Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 (edited) "GTA V will get released at April 14" Edited March 19, 2015 by fefenc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Algerian Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 (edited) They should definetly upload this thing on the newswire on April 1st. Made it myself. Well the editing, not the actual drawing. (Oh yeah, i'm very proud of it) Just in case, if the reference is too obscure or subtle: Edited March 19, 2015 by The Algerian RedIndianRobin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerFromHolland Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 ¨GTA V coming to Gameboy April 14th, therefore the PC version of GTA V has a new release date as of May 19, 2020, the game also needs a little bit more polishing. We thank you for your understanding.¨ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS 17 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 ¨GTA V coming to Gameboy April 14th, therefore the PC version of GTA V has a new release date as of May 19, 2020, the game also needs a little bit more polishing. We thank you for your understanding.¨ New infos ... soon ... GamerFromHolland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerFromHolland Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 ¨GTA V coming to Gameboy April 14th, therefore the PC version of GTA V has a new release date as of May 19, 2020, the game also needs a little bit more polishing. We thank you for your understanding.¨ New infos ... soon ... ¨Stay tuned for news in the coming weeks and months¨ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastKillerGood Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 So you know how on the steam page it says that weeks prior to the release date there will be a pre-load (a pre-download so people can play the game instantly when it comes out) .... well what if on april 1st they released a pre-load, but instead of downloading the game, it was just a picture of a new release date... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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