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March 9th Check-Sheet

Shootinalloveryourface

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timmyturner

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Sit on forums weeping and looking at youtube videos also weeping because my ps3 is home and won't be able to play until that weekend.

I hope its buggy as hell the first few days, just so im not the only depressed one ;)

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xInfamousRYANx

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Get up. Get ready for college. Watch GTAF on breaks and feast on the tears of whiners. Never was hyped for heists never will be. They will be a nice break fron the stale contact missions but only having 4 or 5 heists. Yeah once people do em they gonna be bored. People gonna buy the new sh*t and start crying how boring the game is. I love new vehicles and buy most of them but i never get bored in a sandbox game such as gta

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Burntfire

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It would be a real shame if it came out at 10 p.m. and everyone took off of work that day... Rockstar trolling just one more time...

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JokerSmokerToker

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My check list?

 

Meet the girl ive been chatting up on tinder, thats probably more reliable than heists actually coming out.

 

Then finish whatever homework ive got, if im not up in her guts beatin the pussy up :miranda:

 

 

 

Ill give heists a thought once i know for sure theyre released, and after they get patched for whatever bullsh*t arises with them.

why do kids talk like this? Do you think people look up to people that talk like that?

 

because we dont we look down on you plebs

 

what makes you think im a kid? you know you have to be 18 or older to use tinder.

 

i could care less if anyone here looks up to me m8, this is the internet - not here to be a role model.

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BigJoe_1

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On day of update:

 

IRL:

- 6 pack of Kopparbergs, pear flavour.

- A working/repaired mic since the one I got with my XBONE has been acting up recently.

- Fresh Duracell batteries.

- Air the vent's of my XBONE.

 

In Game:

- At least $10,000,000 in my main characters account.

- Full LMG and Assault Rifle ammo.

- Hydra, purchsed (If R* let us buy it, hopefully).

- Weird but beastly APC, purchased (It's the thing that looks like Hobbs' car from Fast 5).

- Hunter, purchased (Again, if R* put it on Warstock, hopefully).

- Kuruma, purchased.

at bestbuy they have the rechargeable battery thing for X1, that way you don't need to get new batteries m8

 

Damn, If only I wasn't in Scotland :(.

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

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oldbag69

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.wake up

.shower

.eat (maybe)

.sit around watching tv and being a typical loser

.maybe cook some food or not who cares

.stay up intil three or four in the morning

.curl into fetal position and sleep

.wake up

.turn on playstation

.stare at screen and have a smoke while installing update

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RazzleLeone

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

Ain't nothing wrong with some STDs hahahaha just busting chops but be careful playa

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ugotsmoked

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

Ain't nothing wrong with some STDs hahahaha just busting chops but be careful playa

What's Russian for aids?

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·GenTex¾

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

Ain't nothing wrong with some STDs hahahaha just busting chops but be careful playa
What's Russian for aids? sexually hyperactivity, causing you to go mentally insane. Your penis eventually falls off, turning into old, rotten, and smelly. It curls up like if you curled up a hotdog, and it just sits...........
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ugotsmoked

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

Ain't nothing wrong with some STDs hahahaha just busting chops but be careful playa
What's Russian for aids?
sexually hyperactivity, causing you to go mentally insane. Your penis eventually falls off, turning into old, rotten, and smelly. It curls up like if you curled up a hotdog, and it just sits...........

 

No...it's ROTCHADIKOFF

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luisniko

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

Ain't nothing wrong with some STDs hahahaha just busting chops but be careful playa
What's Russian for aids?
sexually hyperactivity, causing you to go mentally insane. Your penis eventually falls off, turning into old, rotten, and smelly. It curls up like if you curled up a hotdog, and it just sits...........

 

 

You sure it just sits?

 

No walk? No run?

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GAMIR_GTA

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-Buy 1 quarter weed high grade (pre-roll)

 

 

Talk abou weed is not ilegal but talk about piracy is ilegal?

 

WUT???

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·GenTex¾

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Ain't nout wrong with Tinder it got me some pussaaaaaaay last night

Ain't nothing wrong with some STDs hahahaha just busting chops but be careful playa
What's Russian for aids?
sexually hyperactivity, causing you to go mentally insane. Your penis eventually falls off, turning into old, rotten, and smelly. It curls up like if you curled up a hotdog, and it just sits...........

 

You sure it just sits?

 

No walk? No run?

Nope, nothing at all. It's pretty much a dead penis.
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Gridl0k

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I wish I'd have tried a White Castle while I was in California, just to understand the jokes a bit better :D

 

I did have about 7 In 'n' Outs though.

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ugotsmoked

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-Buy 1 quarter weed high grade (pre-roll)

 

Talk abou weed is not ilegal but talk about piracy is ilegal?

 

WUT???

I buy weed from pirates.

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Shootinalloveryourface

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6 Liters of Mountain Dew, pillow for my back and 1 of these..........

 

2e3a4a96-2b29-4a99-a59a-24ecfd60db8f_BIG

I've wanted one of those burgers ever since seeing Harold & Kumar...

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KrazyFace

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I'm glad someone started a thread about whether you should smoke weed or not, I've been looking for advice about it on a gaming thread since NEVER!

 

OT: what am I gonna do? Download the patch, not load up the game and come here to see what's happening in total safety. Wait a week for the hype train to derail itself then go into the game and enjoy heists with friends when it actually starts working as it should.

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luisniko

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6 Liters of Mountain Dew, pillow for my back and 1 of these..........

 

2e3a4a96-2b29-4a99-a59a-24ecfd60db8f_BIG

I've wanted one of those burgers ever since seeing Harold & Kumar...

 

 

I thought the burger was fictional :p

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EKGene

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6 Liters of Mountain Dew, pillow for my back and 1 of these..........

 

2e3a4a96-2b29-4a99-a59a-24ecfd60db8f_BIG

So, you've set up your console and display in the bathroom already.

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ugotsmoked

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Another reason to not play with randoms. Most are so high they can barely function.

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