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March 9th Check-Sheet

Shootinalloveryourface

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manicmechanic71

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Why does everyone need to brag about their weed smoking? It's no bigger or cleverer than any other addiction.

It's scary how many teenage weed smokers end up in the psychiatric hospital where I work, absolutely destroyed by it.

Whether they're paranoid, or as is more common, schizophrenic they all speak so slowly and seem so dissociated.

A tragic waste of bright young lives :(

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Eugene H. Krabs

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-be me

-be 9 y/o atm

-last day of school

-get to watch something

-feelsgoodman.jpeg

-choice between shrek and aladdin

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Gutslab

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Probably just sleep all day, get drunk with roommates if they're not working, go to the beach at night. I'll definitely play singleplayer on the first day, though. The heists themselves are probably going to be terrible, but those vehicles...

 

Do want.

i'll play with you

 

 

oh wait i dont have a console. see ya in minecraft bitch

 

 

Why does everyone need to brag about their weed smoking? It's no bigger or cleverer than any other addiction.

It's scary how many teenage weed smokers end up in the psychiatric hospital where I work, absolutely destroyed by it.

Whether they're paranoid, or as is more common, schizophrenic they all speak so slowly and seem so dissociated.

A tragic waste of bright young lives :(

 

520blazeit!

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BigJoe_1

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On day of update:

 

IRL:

- 6 pack of Kopparbergs, pear flavour.

- A working/repaired mic since the one I got with my XBONE has been acting up recently.

- Fresh Duracell batteries.

- Air the vent's of my XBONE.

 

In Game:

- At least $10,000,000 in my main characters account.

- Full LMG and Assault Rifle ammo.

- Hydra, purchsed (If R* let us buy it, hopefully).

- Weird but beastly APC, purchased (It's the thing that looks like Hobbs' car from Fast 5).

- Hunter, purchased (Again, if R* put it on Warstock, hopefully).

- Kuruma, purchased.

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Ciaran

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- Buy snacks and stuff

- Renew PS+

Adding to this...

 

- Fix my f*cking TV.

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EvilFiend

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-be me

-be 9 y/o atm

-last day of school

-get to watch something

-feelsgoodman.jpeg

-choice between shrek and aladdin

>be me

>read this

>60-s-spiderman-meme-generator-wtf-you-do

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Gridl0k

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I really do think it'll be a day or two before I even try a heist, if Warstock is about to get even half of the stuff I hope it does.

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Eugene H. Krabs

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>we watch aladdin

>I start crying cuz ima wuss

>shrek jumps through the roof

>says to teacher "I'm going to make your life ogre"

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OfficialTwiggz

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Well considering I already work a sh*t job with a sh*t pay, I'm requesting two days off, Tuesday and Wednesday.

 

And considering my car broke December 24th (merry christmas right?) And can't make enough to sell it and get a new one, I have no way to get around besides Tom and Jerry, I'll be at home all day.

 

I live such a great life, while others are on foodstamps driving Cadillacs.

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·GenTex¾

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On day of update:

 

IRL:

- 6 pack of Kopparbergs, pear flavour.

- A working/repaired mic since the one I got with my XBONE has been acting up recently.

- Fresh Duracell batteries.

- Air the vent's of my XBONE.

 

In Game:

- At least $10,000,000 in my main characters account.

- Full LMG and Assault Rifle ammo.

- Hydra, purchsed (If R* let us buy it, hopefully).

- Weird but beastly APC, purchased (It's the thing that looks like Hobbs' car from Fast 5).

- Hunter, purchased (Again, if R* put it on Warstock, hopefully).

- Kuruma, purchased.

at bestbuy they have the rechargeable battery thing for X1, that way you don't need to get new batteries m8
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L0SS4NT0SK1LL3RV

L0SS4NT0SK1LL3RV

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Sleep and wake up on Heist Day, test everything in singleplayer and purchase more XBL Gold.

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Ethereal_NYC

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on march 9th i will be listenin to B.I.G. all day

 

im not exactly excited for heists anymore and will definitely be going to work etc.

 

it would be another thing if cops n crooks were released

 

ill just look at the forum while im at work and see whats up

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Ethereal_NYC

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And BTW, YOLO/swag aren't hipster things, they're fratboy douchebag/thirteen year old fratboy douchebag wannabe things.

 

 

No and they never were

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da_illest101

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Why does everyone need to brag about their weed smoking? It's no bigger or cleverer than any other addiction.

It's scary how many teenage weed smokers end up in the psychiatric hospital where I work, absolutely destroyed by it.

Whether they're paranoid, or as is more common, schizophrenic they all speak so slowly and seem so dissociated.

A tragic waste of bright young lives :(

Reminds me of the guys that keep bragging about watching porn over the Internet all day everyday . Is getting a gf really that hard? Plus there is no way that can be healthy.

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QuackinAColdOne

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My guess is that GTA will be so crowded the day of heists that I won't even be able to play. That being said, here's my checksheet.

 

- Wait until I have free time to play because I'm not gonna take a second away from my personal life to play a broken, overly anticipated mission with people that will probably f*ck it up anyway.

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Kill Frenzy!

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Sleep and wake up on Heist Day, test everything in singleplayer and purchase more XBL Gold.

XBL Gold for what? You don't play at the moment?

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4drturbo

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Nothing. I will wait until Saturday the 14th before I download it and play. I work over 12 hours a day and sleep is more important to me then heists. /notsohypedonheistsanymore

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CrysisAverted

CrysisAverted

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All these posts implying they will live to see tomorrow, nonetheless next month.

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theblackside

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Pound of kush and sour D and that raw hiphop id all a man needs along with twenty four case. f*ck friends and family

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TCA

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Why does everyone need to brag about their weed smoking? It's no bigger or cleverer than any other addiction.

It's scary how many teenage weed smokers end up in the psychiatric hospital where I work, absolutely destroyed by it.

Whether they're paranoid, or as is more common, schizophrenic they all speak so slowly and seem so dissociated.

A tragic waste of bright young lives :(

Probably because they can't function sober so they either have to be drunk or high. Tupac had this problem too.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

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Why does everyone need to brag about their weed smoking? It's no bigger or cleverer than any other addiction.

It's scary how many teenage weed smokers end up in the psychiatric hospital where I work, absolutely destroyed by it.

Whether they're paranoid, or as is more common, schizophrenic they all speak so slowly and seem so dissociated.

A tragic waste of bright young lives :(

I think its some kind of natural selection.

nature is awsome if you ask me :)

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Tiny Rick

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Leaving Update to download at morning so I can come home from college and get started right away.

 

-Spending a lot on snacks (mostly Red Bull and Pringles)

-Get some comforters

-Crank up the AC

-Flip off Trevor and live (optional)

-Get my friends together

-Buy all the new sh*t

-Tackle heists

-Dick around in free roam with all the new sh*t

-Get a life (optional)

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Van_Hellsing

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Why does everyone need to brag about their weed smoking? It's no bigger or cleverer than any other addiction.

It's scary how many teenage weed smokers end up in the psychiatric hospital where I work, absolutely destroyed by it.

Whether they're paranoid, or as is more common, schizophrenic they all speak so slowly and seem so dissociated.

A tragic waste of bright young lives :(

The short term effect is that fatigue and the hunger sense are gone. You last longer deep in the night.

 

Overuse it you become a psychotic wreck. There is nothing cool about it. Yes, Darwin at work.

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ugotsmoked

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Well considering I already work a sh*t job with a sh*t pay, I'm requesting two days off, Tuesday and Wednesday.

 

And considering my car broke December 24th (merry christmas right?) And can't make enough to sell it and get a new one, I have no way to get around besides Tom and Jerry.

Who drives...the cat or the mouse?

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Shootinalloveryourface

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Guys guys come on... Less weed and more Check-Sheets please :beerhat:

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x_BlackRose

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First off, weed does not kill brain cells. There is no proof of that in any medical research. Secondly, I don't know what weed you guys have seen or heard of where it makes people go psychotic. I am a regular smoker, and all it does is relax you, while bringing on a huge appetite. Say what you want, but weed is nothing but good, with a reputation smeared by biased politicians.

 

Now as for my checklist, I just have to grind missions so I can afford the plethora of new clothing, weapons and vehicles Rockstar will be blessing us with in this update.

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Demoz

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I'm pretty excited but I bet the game will pop up with some sh*t like "R* Cloud server is down" but hopefully not. The only buggy stuff that would occur is the sh*t like not being able to join matches and disconnecting while trying to join friend lobbies etc

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