SoDank_ItPainsMe Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Tons of stuff but off the top of my head. Left ribs near my friends jack russel, dog swallowed one whole and I spent the next 18hrs quietly afraid it was going to f*ck the dog up or kill it, dog shat out the entire rib intact the next day and I put it in the trash with the other left over ribs. I watched the birthing of the rib alone and with maximum tension. Menstrual Deranged 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M22 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I did 91 in a 90 zone. slimeball supreme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) One time, I didn't even wear a helmet on my Razor Scooter. Edited August 20, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Drank some OJ after brushing my teeth sh*t is nasty. Sasuke Uzumaki 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I once took a dump off the roof of the Argos on Wandsworth High Street, into the street below. Man, I was so drunk. Dangling half my mass over the edge of a five story building was pretty f*cking dumb. Note: This is a true story. Kids, don't drink and dump. Nameless Foot Soldier, Pete4000uk and Sasuke Uzumaki 3 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Drank some OJ after brushing my teeth sh*t is nasty. Don't drink OJ after Milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDagger Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 OJ and milk? Mix 'em together like a smoothie it's a great drink, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I ride my bicycle during the evening without lights. So hardcore. Y Λ N K X V and Taylor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saliva Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Kept the santa hat on my avatar, even though it's way past christmas. The Dedito Gae and slimeball supreme 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee-account-with-1kbans Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Masterbaited at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 There was a Batman themed party around here a few years back, I showed up in my Spider-Man mask and costume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Oh yeah.....I once threw a throwing knife right next to my friend. ..........by accident #accidentallylivinglikelarry A few years ago I actually did get a small throwing knife stuck in my lower back haha. But back To being edgy: I like to go into supermarkets and eat a grape, or a nut, or even sip some iced tea and then leave without paying for them. From the very same supermarket as my edgy brethren depicted in this here photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Note: This is a true story. Kids, don't drink and dump. I don't think people have much choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Note: This is a true story. Kids, don't drink and dump. I don't think people have much choice. They're not trying hard enough. Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrysisAverted Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I left the oven on cooking some cookies and left the house. come to think of it, the name really makes sense, it was an easy bake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Masterbaited at work Who hasnt? It feels that much better knowing you're getting paid to do it The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Masterbaited at work Who hasnt? It feels that much better knowing you're getting paid to do it On a similar note, I don't understand people that refuse to take a sh*t at work. You're being paid to sh*t! That's the best work in the world. Coin 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 My friend's uncle raped a monkey in front of a gorilla dad. That man is serving a 3 year sentence for ''Zoophilia'' or an animal sexual assault. Sick world we live in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Masterbaited at work Who hasnt? It feels that much better knowing you're getting paid to do it On a similar note, I don't understand people that refuse to take a sh*t at work. You're being paid to sh*t! That's the best work in the world. Did both. not at the same time ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coin Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Did both. not at the same time ffs. Where's your sense of adventure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I shat it out apparently The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swirler Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Opened a packet of crisps with the print the wrong way up. Smith John 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Burnt down a church. slimeball supreme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Burnt down a church. Once, my friend took a sh*t behind a church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Opened a packet of crisps with the print the wrong way up. If only you did this with a Pringles tube, you'd have won this thread. bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlareEntercounter Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I ride my bike without a helmet. Fuk da polees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshallRawR Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I tend to often eat my yogurts with the fork I used because I can't be bothered to take a spoon. Well, I at least avoid doing that in public, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Foot Soldier Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I dressed up in full drag and walked around the mall with my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-B Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Called Rockstar "CockStar". Triple OG status. MarshallRawR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah nah nah Gta 6 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) I played dank memes in school. Some examples: Edited August 27, 2015 by Stoney0503 M0rk and slimeball supreme 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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