DarkSavageDeathlyCloud Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) stealing a beyblader from the cornflakes from a classmate with who i was actualy kinda befriended with a bit and with who i shared a classtable with when i was like 8 or 10 the most insane thing was i actualy had first the guts to steal it, then ask him if he woud trade it with mine so i first got to knew if he was willing to trade the thing in the first place and so he woud see his was missing. then the teacher came and said that after the break he wanted that thing back in the class table of my friend right after the break, we came back in the class i just put the thing back were it lay before and i acted like i found it laying there. my classmate then sat down on his knees and turned his head to indeed see it was back. the whole class also came to see it together with the cheater and i was acting like realy suprises and sh*t and noboddy ever suspected me since im generaly the quit shy type that doesn't like to break the rules 10 seconds later i traded that thing with one of my own baybladers and i owned the full collection of those things fun thing is i also had an idea for when that classmate woud have said no to a trade. i woud just have hidden the thing in the bushes at the playground and come back for it later after we maybe had to empty or bags and sh*t. seriously, it took me 24 houres to come up with that idea and then actualy go for it, but yea.....i woud say its not bad for a little kid Edited June 28, 2015 by goldadderXD ciel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I did not pay for a ride on the train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I once went through the drive thru and without asking for payment first, the girl at the window passes me my bag of food, I just say "Thanks!" and I kept going! Free food y'all Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeever Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I know this thread might be more dedicated to "first-world anarchist" stuff more than anything else, but I suppose I'll share a true story of myself being a little sh*t at the age of 7.I was 7 years old at the time, and I was at an amusement park going on different rides. So far, I had been going on this one ride called the Thunderbolt (a tent with little carts speeding around in a circle inside; see spoiler tag below). After boarding the ride for the 4th time in a row, the ride started up and I decided to shout "faster!" once, and the dude at the controls actually listened and sped it up (normally, they keep it at the same speed). So I kept shouting "faster" until the ride was going pretty damn fast. Once it ended, I saw at least three kids around my age getting out of their carts and throwing up a whitish colored puke as I was going to the exit. I proceeded to walk by them and their puddles of puke without saying a word.While there normally is a 50/50 chance of a single kid puking after getting off, I think my actions happened to affect these three in particular. I don't recall feeling nauseous after getting off myself and, thankfully, I never once puked at a theme park in my childhood. Props to whoever that guy (or gal) at the controls was, and I hope those three kids don't have any memory of that incident. Jehannum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JON22 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I cross the road without pressing the button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I have a similar show ride experience, it happened about 2002 I was on the ghost train and I cottoned on to the fact that dudes run around inside the ghost train ride and stick their fingers in peoples hair and faces. Anyway, I sensed someone coming up behind me and I turned and bam, punched this kid right in the face and I heard a meek "Ooh!!" sound. I was laughing and thinking "Yeah! Paybacks a b*tch!" then when we were getting off the ghost train I saw a young girl being helped to sit down and she had blood all over her face. She was the one I had punched but I didn't give a f**k about it at the time. I just hope the girl has now fully recovered and gotten over it and I'm truly sorry about what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) I have a similar show ride experience, it happened about 2002 I was on the ghost train and I cottoned on to the fact that dudes run around inside the ghost train ride and stick their fingers in peoples hair and faces. Anyway, I sensed someone coming up behind me and I turned and bam, punched this kid right in the face and I heard a meek "Ooh!!" sound. I was laughing and thinking "Yeah! Paybacks a b*tch!" then when we were getting off the ghost train I saw a young girl being helped to sit down and she had blood all over her face. She was the one I had punched but I didn't give a f**k about it at the time. I just hope the girl has now fully recovered and gotten over it and I'm truly sorry about what happened. You better find out her number so you can call her and apologize. You may be on her hit-list now. +1 who gets the reference. Edited July 2, 2015 by cooltay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reformed Squid Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 I rode my bike through a construction zone last night. Almost popped my tires on all the edge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Ate a pack of Beef (It's spelled Raavi, go edit your post) that Serves Four People by myself. Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) Wore white pants on my period. Edited July 26, 2015 by missanthropy Jehannum, theGTAking101, EphemeralStar and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Wore white pants on my period. A girl in high school did that... Let's just say it didn't end very well for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) Wore white pants on my period. A girl in high school did that... Let's just say it didn't end very well for her I must've had a stealthy period that day. Edited July 26, 2015 by missanthropy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete4000uk Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Lots of thug life in this thread! I have gone to work with no underwear on ciel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L O S T Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I stick by my statement that Alpha Protocol is a great game with a lot of potential and have recommended it to multiple people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS_NEO Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I actually ran across a street when the cars were moving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linerax Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I eat Hot Pockets without microwaving them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volta2001 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Wore white pants on my period. A girl in high school did that... Let's just say it didn't end very well for her saw a girl do this once, but it was brown, not red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linerax Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Wore white pants on my period. A girl in high school did that... Let's just say it didn't end very well for her saw a girl do this once, but it was brown, not red. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undyne Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I called my math teacher a jackass once and the story spread around the school so much that I became popular for like a month. The funny thing is, I never got any punishment for it. Good times. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onett Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I once stole a copy of Pet Sounds from the school's music department. Funny thing was, it was a bootleg itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciel Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Told a barista at Starbucks spell my name right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karls Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Told a barista at Starbucks spell my name right.Howly foook. Edgy. OnTopic: I had a proper black coffee with no sugar instead of a caramel frappuccino last week. I torrented Star Wars Battlefront 2. I didn't install Windows 10. I flipped of some random dude shouting last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menstrual Deranged Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) I once chased a guy on the expressway. I'm kind of ashamed of it now. I was driving home after a bad day at work about 4 years ago. I was in the far right lane of a 3-lane expressway. I went to pass the very slow car in front of me when some guy flew up behind me and decided to change lanes at the exact same time as me. I had my signal on, he did not. As he swerved around me, he flicked me off. I got instant road rage. I was driving my '09 Pontiac G8 GT and he was in some slow 4-banger junker. I chased him for a good 5 minutes, stayed right on his ass the whole time. Good thing he didn't slam on his breaks. He was weaving in and out of traffic trying to get away from me. He kept looking back at me in his rear-view mirror. I flicked him off and shook my fist at him. Finally, he very quickly cut across 3 lanes to hop on an exit. Guess I scared him. Edited August 18, 2015 by Milfrah Queen, Shadowfennekin and Ciaran 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Parents would blame your eradic behavior on violent video games like Grand Theft Auto because they encourage that sort of thing. But seriously, I guess we've all been there, but I can't say that I'd chase after them, but I've been known to lose my temper. This one time, I was driving to work and some prick pulled out in front of me. So OK, I was going over the speed limit, but for f*ck's sake, you don't pull out in front of someone if they're, you know, coming your way. So I had to hit the brakes as he slowly makes his way in front of me. I'm pissed, my temper is rising, so I flipped him off. Anyway, he goes his way, I go my way. I'm not going to hold any grudges, I had bigger things to worry about. Anyway, I park behind the place where I work, which is a relatively secluded area, I get out of my car and the next thing I know, I hear some guy behind me scolding me for speeding. You guessed it, it was the guy who cut me off. I told him off and walked off unscathed. Not my finest moment, but I'll be honest, I was slightly concerned he'd pull a gun on me or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menstrual Deranged Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Parents would blame your eradic behavior on violent video games like Grand Theft Auto because they encourage that sort of thing. But seriously, I guess we've all been there, but I can't say that I'd chase after them, but I've been known to lose my temper. This one time, I was driving to work and some prick pulled out in front of me. So OK, I was going over the speed limit, but for f*ck's sake, you don't pull out in front of someone if they're, you know, coming your way. So I had to hit the brakes as he slowly makes his way in front of me. I'm pissed, my temper is rising, so I flipped him off. Anyway, he goes his way, I go my way. I'm not going to hold any grudges, I had bigger things to worry about. Anyway, I park behind the place where I work, which is a relatively secluded area, I get out of my car and the next thing I know, I hear some guy behind me scolding me for speeding. You guessed it, it was the guy who cut me off. I told him off and walked off unscathed. Not my finest moment, but I'll be honest, I was slightly concerned he'd pull a gun on me or something. LOL, most parents probably would. I actually blame my asshat driving style on the G8. That's why I got rid of it. For some reason, I couldn't control my temper when someone would piss me off while driving it. Very unlike me, lol. I sold it and got a boring Ford Focus and now I just don't really care what people do around me. Someone can flick me off, cut me off, not let me merge, etc and the most I might do is roll my eyes at them, if that. Usually I'm just like, "Oh well." Queen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y Λ N K X V Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) My mom asked me to do the dishes, and i said no. Hardcore gangsta' sh*t. Edited August 19, 2015 by Yankow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Garza Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I eat Hot Pockets without microwaving them. Really? What they taste like frozen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua97 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Climbed onto a roof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand__Theft__Auto Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I would slap a girl on the ass and then run away, but I would slip on a banana and fall face first breaking my nose. Ain't nothing but a G thang baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Members Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Sexual harrasment is edgy as f*ck, man!!! The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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