Edgiest thing you've ever done

[Trillest]

One time in Kindergarten I snatched a handful of paper clips off the teacher's desk when she wasn't looking. I felt like such a badass.

Edited June 11, 2015 by Ray

[PhillBellic]

I stood in front of the Yellow Line at the Station once.

[Mintal]

Well, I fooled a bus driver once. I paid for a ticket but didn't go into the bus and ran away. HA!

[Son of Zeus]

I fought The Libertonian Grandmaster once.,

[Freakorama]

During recess, I took the teacher's reward stamp and stamped a few smiles onto my section on the reward chart.
I got so much free computer time!

[SM00V OPERATOR]

Airborne. I hated flying so much I wanted to be able to jump out.

[ainsz]

I bet none of you losers ever ran up the down escalator. I made Meadowhall my bitch that night out.

 

 

I didn't cross the road on the pedestrian crossing and the cops saw me.

UK too edgy for you!

 

 

I once pressed the crossing button on a traffic light even though I didn't want to cross the road.

See that's how far we're willing to go. Edited June 12, 2015 by ainsz

[JulioG45]

I got a snoop dogg gpen from my friend for 3 dimebags,even though he bought it for 100$

[Varys]

walked into class late, put my zero tolerance report card on the table, then whipped out the coolest zippo lighter, sparked a ciggy up and sat there like a boss until the teacher returned. I didn't even open the window.

[JulioG45]

Smoked a vape cig in class with Teacher staring,he didn't care probably because It was 2 weeks since he'd see me

[Karls]

Stealing Whiskey from my uncle.

#ThugLife

[wiizardii]

I saw a girl that I thought was cute, went up to her said ''hey are yo-''

 

 

 

 

 

AND THEN F*CKED HER RIGHT IN DA P*SSY

Edited June 17, 2015 by Phoenix_Poop

[Taylor]

I bought GTA V.

[m.toreno]

In 7th grade I wanted to be an emo kid, because it was popular then. The most important thing was to dye your hair black, so I wanted to do that, but my mom recognized that I'd be ugly and she wouldn't let me except on Halloween when she bought me temporary hair spraypaint that I could only use that weekend. When I did I saw how awful I looked with black hair and decided the emo stuff wasn't for me. -- A few years later my younger cousin went through the same thing but his mom let him use actual hair dye.

I've been considering stealing silverware from every restaurant I visit. We need more silverware at home, and those guys have so much that they don't appreciate it for what it is. 15% gratuity tax on a meal is BS anyway, they don't do that at fast food restaurants and you can take home all the ketchup packets you want.

Edited June 17, 2015 by m.toreno

[Durden]

In 7th grade I wanted to be an emo kid, because it was popular then. The most important thing was to dye your hair black, so I wanted to do that, but my mom recognized that I'd be ugly and she wouldn't let me except on Halloween when she bought me temporary hair spraypaint that I could only use that weekend. When I did I saw how awful I looked with black hair and decided the emo stuff wasn't for me. -- A few years later my younger cousin went through the same thing but his mom let him use actual hair dye.

 

I've been considering stealing silverware from every restaurant I visit. We need more silverware at home, and those guys have so much that they don't appreciate it for what it is. 15% gratuity tax on a meal is BS anyway, they don't do that at fast food restaurants and you can take home all the ketchup packets you want.

 

Finally a legit contribution that isn't part of the sarcastic circlejerk.

Stealing silverware is a bit odd, but go for it. Be cautious of cameras & waiters and make it look like they fell off the table & into your lap (and into your bag).

 

I don't really do anything edgy, just stuff like taking too many small candies/mints from restaurants, carrying a pocketknife at all times (managed to accidentally sneak it into a major sports stadium ), and littering.

[drifter.]

My dad being ex-military always told me to say yes-sir when he told me to do something. A couple of times, instead of saying yes-sir, I say "okay".

[GTA_stu]

My dad being ex-military always told me to say yes-sir when he told me to do something. A couple of times, instead of saying yes-sir, I say "okay".

 

My dad's a liberal hippy who dislikes authority, he likes me to be chill and informal around him, so I like to answer him with "yes-sir". F*CK YOU DAD, I'LL TUCK MY SHIRT IN AND GET A BUZZ CUT IF I WANT.

[Queen]

I've done edgier things (nothing I'd want to share here though ) , but this came to mind immediately...

 

I told a girl, "Get on your knees and tell me you love me."

 

I was instantly slapped. That was the moment when I realized I had watched Home Alone 2 way too much. Of course, this was in 7th grade.

Edited June 18, 2015 by Killer Queen

[Straypuft]

I jaywalk in front of the local police station in broad daylight during shift change(when there are usually more cops walking into and out of the police station at one time)

[Karls]

I jaywalk in front of the local police station in broad daylight during shift change(when there are usually more cops walking into and out of the police station at one time)

 

Reminds me of a thing I did not so long ago.

 

Me and my friend was going downtown to buy some energy drinks, in a shop where they don't care about age restrictions as much.

So we were riding our bikes downtown without helmets, in front of the cop station, with maybe 3-4 cops standing outside of it, and nobody cared. We got the energy drinks and went back, passing the cop station again, with some other Officers outside, and because we had the energy drink in our hands (One on the handle, one on the drink) they stopped us and asked about our age.

 

Apparently Energy Drinks have a higher priority then helmets to some officers.

[iTRiP]

"iTRiP"

Another most ever edgiest thing I've ever done lasted about four years: Raced my car through the
streets day and night not abiding by any traffic law the whole time, people hated me and people
loved me for having the guts to do this whilst pumping the most awesome unheard of tunes.

The cops and the traffic officers just ignored me most of the time, I out ran any thing resembling
pursuit, but never did I get a fine? I was the only one to do this without ever getting into an
accident or cause an accident and the only punishment I ever got was sitting an entire night in front
of the club scene in my car where the cops confiscated my keys until daybreak.

Although it was all fun and games the entire four years, I was never paid properly on any job I did
there, my car's modified parts where stolen all the time and whenever something I was involved in

could have been done swiftly it always seemed to me that it was intentionally made complicated

and time consuming much much above the regular time required, I still haven't escaped this effect

yet (maybe I've been doing time without even knowing it all my life) and so it became the end of

being able to do this. Life lived and infamy and jealousy unknowingly raised left me for dead yet again.

Edited June 21, 2015 by iTRiP

[paperbagdude]

Me and my friends are pretty silly. We either go all BDSM on each other, spanking, wrestling, nude wrestling and so on.

 

Recent thing we did where the time I was dressed in my banana costume and locked out of the house while I acted like a savage, cannibalizing fellow bananas. My two friends were inside. My 'weak' friend started to scream in mental agony as my edgy ginger friend started to masturbate in my couch and bed. I then went to the window facing my bed, pulled my dick out and urinated upside the window. The ginger then opened it so my urine spread across the windowsill and down on my bed. See that was fun.

 

Another time, we sipped on cheap beer and then ''puked'' it over each others naked body. The more we smelled of beer the more we had to skinny dip.

 

The next thing we gonna try is possibly waterboarding.

[Ciaran]

Me and my friends are pretty silly. We either go all BDSM on each other, spanking, wrestling, nude wrestling and so on.

 

Recent thing we did where the time I was dressed in my banana costume and locked out of the house while I acted like a savage, cannibalizing fellow bananas. My two friends were inside. My 'weak' friend started to scream in mental agony as my edgy ginger friend started to masturbate in my couch and bed. I then went to the window facing my bed, pulled my dick out and urinated upside the window. The ginger then opened it so my urine spread across the windowsill and down on my bed. See that was fun.

 

Another time, we sipped on cheap beer and then ''puked'' it over each others naked body. The more we smelled of beer the more we had to skinny dip.

 

The next thing we gonna try is possibly waterboarding.

[unbid]

Me and my friends are pretty silly. We either go all BDSM on each other, spanking, wrestling, nude wrestling and so on.

 

Recent thing we did where the time I was dressed in my banana costume and locked out of the house while I acted like a savage, cannibalizing fellow bananas. My two friends were inside. My 'weak' friend started to scream in mental agony as my edgy ginger friend started to masturbate in my couch and bed. I then went to the window facing my bed, pulled my dick out and urinated upside the window. The ginger then opened it so my urine spread across the windowsill and down on my bed. See that was fun.

 

Another time, we sipped on cheap beer and then ''puked'' it over each others naked body. The more we smelled of beer the more we had to skinny dip.

 

The next thing we gonna try is possibly waterboarding.

Edited June 21, 2015 by unbid

[Pavle]

Me and my friends are pretty silly. We either go all BDSM on each other, spanking, wrestling, nude wrestling and so on.

 

Recent thing we did where the time I was dressed in my banana costume and locked out of the house while I acted like a savage, cannibalizing fellow bananas. My two friends were inside. My 'weak' friend started to scream in mental agony as my edgy ginger friend started to masturbate in my couch and bed. I then went to the window facing my bed, pulled my dick out and urinated upside the window. The ginger then opened it so my urine spread across the windowsill and down on my bed. See that was fun.

 

Another time, we sipped on cheap beer and then ''puked'' it over each others naked body. The more we smelled of beer the more we had to skinny dip.

 

The next thing we gonna try is possibly waterboarding.

 

EDIT:

Ninja'd by @unbid

Edited June 21, 2015 by pajkosinjo

[RedDagger]

I put a bottle in the normal bin instead of the plastic recycling bin once.

[unbid]

I jaywalk when traffic is heavy or traffic is at full speed.

Edited June 21, 2015 by unbid

[Nico]

Meet pajkosinjo.

[Queen]

I smell a lot of bullsh*t.

[iTaliahR]

I find loopholes in the rules that I have to follow while in a certain place. When they tried to kick me out, I gave them their rule-book and signed "Try Again."