Edgiest thing you've ever done

[Taylor]

 

 

 

i always click 'agree to' without reading the terms and conditions

Omg rebel

 

it has cost me a kidney and 2 of my toes

 

Damn, thats deep. I have 2 cents and belly button lint. Id like to donate it to you man

[Special Members]

I stole a mentos from the grocery stuff. Tried snus when I was 15, and stole a beer from a party tent in my garden and shared it with a friend when I was 16.

 

I consider myself pretty gangster.

[G's Ah's]

I've worn makeup and a bra.

[Korpi]

I never removed the usb stick safely.

 

 

 

 

 

I know, i know..

[PhillBellic]

I ran around with scissors. #yolo

[TheGoodSgtScooter]

I ripped a tag off a mattress.

37 edgy 74 me.

[Zook]

Tried snus

 

I googled snus expecting to see some hardcore drug you snort or smoke. But instead I find it's just a tobacco product you put on your lip. What a let down..

[AnotherDave]

I f*cked a hedgehog.

Bet you felt a bit of a prick.

 

Meanwhile, I once ate only the crust of a pizza. That's pretty much exclusively edge.

Edited February 23, 2015 by AnotherDave

[Mister Pink]

Passive smoking.

 

One time I was in a public park frequented by winos and those homo-crusier guys and this stoner junkie-fiend was smoking one of those drug cigarettes that junkies smoke. I'm pretty sure the wind blew some of that smoke over in my general direction because I remember feeling super edgy after it.

Edited February 23, 2015 by Mister Pink

[Guest Billy Russo]

- Went down the stairs inside a suitcase. Not by my decision, mind you, f*cking hurt as well. My cousins are little sh*ts.

- Went down the street in a shopping trolley.

- Went down the street in a Wheelie Bin.

 

Not that edgy, but you know, those f*cking things could have ended badly.

[hvcciookay]

Farted in public and somehow swayed the crowd to believe it was the elderly woman next to me.

[Th3MaN1]

I bought the full version of Winrar.

[Memes]

Oh yeah.....I once threw a throwing knife right next to my friend. ..........by accident

#accidentallylivinglikelarry

 

 

 

Of this thread gets locked, I'm pretty sure that the final post will be:

 

"I locked a pointless thread"

 

not that I think it's pointless.

Edited February 23, 2015 by T_0_P_H_A_T

[9i OTD]

I got my KFC and ate it at McDonald's

 

You don't choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you

Edited February 23, 2015 by Hocko1999_fgc

[thebreak]

I found a stringless classical guitar when I was cycling around town at midnight. I carried it for a while, didn't no what to do with it so just left it on the roof of a shiny SUV.

[Shyabang Shyabang]

I drove slightly faster than a police car that was next to me.

Edited February 23, 2015 by Shyabang Shyabang

[wiizardii]

I ate soup with a wooden fork.

 

I like to live life dangerously

I ate soup with a hot titanium knife.

 

I also, like to live dangerously.

[MCMXCII]

When I was in the 6th grade, a friend and I snuck back into the school, a few hours after school was over for the day, and stole pre-made sack lunches that were in the kitchen. The janitors didn't even lock the back door so it was easy to get in, easy to get out without being noticed.

[S0lo]

Oh yeah.....I once threw a throwing knife right next to my friend. ..........by accident

#accidentallylivinglikelarry

 

 

 

Of this thread gets locked, I'm pretty sure that the final post will be:

 

"I locked a pointless thread"

 

not that I think it's pointless.

 

Damn, that just brought up a memory i hadn't thought of in over 10 years. What happend was, bored 12 year old me sat on his bed, leaning against the wooden wall of his narrow boarding school room, and somehow the little sh*t suddenly had one half of a heavy pair of metal scissors in his hands. I don't know if i succesfully threw it in to the opposite wall at all first, but i clearly remember what happenned next: I threw them at the wall, but they hit with t he handle instead of the tip, which bounced 'em back so hard they ended up stuck in the wall behind me, right next to my head and a tiny cut barely big enouig to bleed.

 

This sure was a hell lot scarier when it happened than it is reminding myself of it now. Oh wrell.

 

On a side note, i jst spilled half a can of Red Bull all over myself, my bed and all tthe junk in it when my body kept me from noddimg off through one of those involuntary twitches caused by the sudden delusion of falling that sometimes occurs right before we would fall asleep. I smell a like a freakkin' gummybear! ffs!

[dice]

I pushed an old lady down the stairs asking her why is she such in a hurry

[KarimNTerr]

I pushed an old lady down the stairs asking her why is she such in a hurry

[whats_a_username?]

Removed

Edited February 23, 2015 by whats_a_username?

[Mista J]

I've played Football without wearing shin guards.

[GTA_stu]

When I was 14 me and my friends got into an old people's home around midnight, then we stole a cushion from one of the chairs in the front reception area and we snuck off into an alley and kinda gang raped it but with urine. So basically we just took turns pissing on it. Then we put it back. We didn't get caught, tbh I don't know if anyone would have even noticed. Because A) it was an old people's home so they smell of piss anyways and B) we were nervous and could only manage a few dribbles between us.

 

I don't even know why we did it. Someone just suggested it and at that age you don't think "wait, why do we want to piss on a cushion?" you just think "eh, why not".

[AnotherDave]

I think topiary is probably the hedgiest thing I've ever done.

[ClaudeSpeed1911]

-I told a teacher to kiss my ass

I feel bad about it though, She didn't deserve it.

 

-Had a knife fight with real knifes with a friend when I was in the 5th grade, I was injured but its nothing serious only a small scar.

 

Will add more later if I remember more.

Edited February 23, 2015 by ClaudeSpeed1911

[Real_Badgirl]

I stole an expensive pair of earrings once.

 

I found a guy's wallet laying on the ground once when I was walking home. There was about $200 in it. Instead of reporting it, I took the money and put the wallet back where I found it.

 

I recently fondled the ass of my 16 year old male co worker, at work. I'm no pedophile, but I couldn't resist. I asked first before I fondled, and he said I could.

 

 

 

 

I'm living that semi-hardcore thug life.

[feckyerlife]

 

I stole an expensive pair of earrings once.

 

I found a guy's wallet laying on the ground once when I was walking home. There was about $200 in it. Instead of reporting it, I took the money and put the wallet back where I found it.

 

I recently fondled the ass of my 16 year old male co worker, at work. I'm no pedophile, but I couldn't resist. I asked first before I fondled, and he said I could.

 

 

 

 

I'm living that semi-hardcore thug life.

 

real bad girl there

[Geck0]

Tried to mash potatoes, Before cooking them.

[S0lo]

I accidentally banned the leader of 420chan from his own imageboard. Same with his girlfriend. While i deleted each and any post the two of them had made in the 4 years it had been running.

 

Good times.

 

 

And one time went to the Online section and didn't act like an asshole.

 

I'll keep the offline stuff to myself. Freedom will always trump fame.

 

I wasn't all truthful in this post. While i actually did the deed, the deletions and the the ban, there was no intention behind it at all, as those involved are well aware of. I was just a careless, overly aggressive mod who dealt way too carelessly with the globalban/deleteeverything function. And then i misconstrued what had happened in an idiotic attempt at looking on par with the wizards of online,

 

Kirt, i'm sorry. You and Spar were always correct with me, and i was a giant cock trying to abuse our acquaintanceship for the asinine notion of some online-streetcred to be gained from it. So, once you had your fun, could you please let off me?

Edited February 25, 2015 by S0lo