Noob diaries

[DeathBySybian]

I heard this level 30-something guy mentoring a level 5-or-so guy about making money. The level 30 suggested they go rob a store and to meet up at his apartment because he's got this sweet setup. "I wouldn't lie, man, I got this down - I probably do this at least once a day, it's so easy"

His apartment was basically across the street from the shop, so they just run to his garage and wait for the stars to drop.

The hairs on my neck were standing up listening to his clever plan to make $2,000 per day.

Then the new guy didn't even get any money from the score because he missed the money bags, he just got the stars.

THEN the level 30 tried to set a bounty on himself to share the loot, which failed, so he suggested the new guy kill him and pick up the money he dropped. $200.

All this was transpiring while I was filling up my empty garage spaces with Gold/Chrome Dubstas.

Share your amusing anecdotes.

Edited February 21, 2015 by DeathBySybian

[Shaenno]

Always a fun read when it's DeathBySybian I have not yet encounter such noobies act.

Maybe I should try turning my mic on to everyone once in a while

[DeathBySybian]

Always a fun read when it's DeathBySybian I have not yet encounter such noobies act.

Maybe I should try turning my mic on to everyone once in a while

 

It's really funny to listen to the 12 year olds in the lobby try and pronounce my name.

Then I heard some 6-year old in the background watching their 12 year old brother playing (kinnect open mic) say my name. If they only knew.

[Dottie]

A level 400 in a deathmatch literally spend over twice the money he won to play the deathmatch.

After he took my 9k bounty. He also spent over 4k more trying to kill me

 

Have fun in the red

Edited February 21, 2015 by Winning001

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

2000 ?

dont you deserve that just for being a good sport ?

[DeathBySybian]

On that note, when people are sticky-happy I get the Adder out and don't even shoot at them. They just keep blowing me up as fast as I can call Moreys. Some guy blew it up 9 times in a few minutes before he realized how much money he just spent.

 

Jets? I'll park my Zentorno next to my Adder in front of my garage, then get in an NPC car next to them in passive mode.

Jet gets ding'ed 20K and they don't even get the kill.

Edited February 21, 2015 by DeathBySybian

[RoyalRedXIII]

Always a fun read when it's DeathBySybian I have not yet encounter such noobies act.

Maybe I should try turning my mic on to everyone once in a while

Not a good idea lol.

[RumMonkey]

 

I heard this level 30-something guy mentoring a level 5-or-so guy about making money. The level 30 suggested they go rob a store and to meet up at his apartment because he's got this sweet setup. "I wouldn't lie, man, I got this down - I probably do this at least once a day, it's so easy"

His apartment was basically across the street from the shop, so they just run to his garage and wait for the stars to drop.

The hairs on my neck were standing up listening to his clever plan to make $2,000 per day.

Then the new guy didn't even get any money from the score because he missed the money bags, he just got the stars.

THEN the level 30 tried to set a bounty on himself to share the loot, which failed, so he suggested the new guy kill him and pick up the money he dropped. $200.

All this was transpiring while I was filling up my empty garage spaces with Gold/Chrome Dubstas.

Share your amusing anecdotes.

 

i deleted all this kids characters on shareplay lolz

[Shaenno]

 

Always a fun read when it's DeathBySybian I have not yet encounter such noobies act.

Maybe I should try turning my mic on to everyone once in a while

 

It's really funny to listen to the 12 year olds in the lobby try and pronounce my name.

Then I heard some 6-year old in the background watching their 12 year old brother playing (kinnect open mic) say my name. If they only knew.

It must be fun having that username and hearing people trying to pronounce it. Oh yeah, and when they ask what a Sybian actually is. Haha

[codsnipeZz]

once i send guys my kik they message me nonstop, so someone invited me to a lobby and I accepted the invite after i finished eating. My friends never realized I joined and i heard them talking about me LOL. like my ass is big and stuff.

 

My second story is i took this level 12 guy under my wing, and talked him through how to succeed and stuff.

[Soran Is On]

On that note, when people are sticky-happy I get the Adder out and don't even shoot at them. They just keep blowing me up as fast as I can call Moreys. Some guy blew it up 9 times in a few minutes before he realized how much money he just spent.

 

Jets? I'll park my Zentorno next to my Adder in front of my garage, then get in an NPC car next to them in passive mode.

Jet gets ding'ed 20K and they don't even get the kill.

How exactly do you have two pv's out at once pray tell?

 

You sound like a bit of a noob yourself.

 

The car might still be there but there's no insurance cost to blowing up a dummy pv.

Edited February 21, 2015 by stonedpimpso

[GTA Master 007]

I told a low level guy he can take my entity since his my bud. He spend 1 hour trying to put it in his garage.

[DeathBySybian]

 

On that note, when people are sticky-happy I get the Adder out and don't even shoot at them. They just keep blowing me up as fast as I can call Moreys. Some guy blew it up 9 times in a few minutes before he realized how much money he just spent.

 

Jets? I'll park my Zentorno next to my Adder in front of my garage, then get in an NPC car next to them in passive mode.

Jet gets ding'ed 20K and they don't even get the kill.

How exactly do you have two pv's out at once pray tell?

 

You sound like a bit of a noob yourself.

 

The car might still be there but there's no insurance cost to blowing up a dummy pv.

 

 

It works on XB1 and you still pay insurance.

The original car becomes "locked" when you bring the 2nd one out, but if you blow it up, you still have to pay.

[GrandReaping]

A lev 10 was asking everyone in the lobby for a ride in his oh-so-adorable squeaker voice. About 6 of us responded " WHERE YOU AT?! " and proceeded to run him over a few times. He was actually crying out loud after the 10th roadkill so we stopped... until he started threatening us. I think most of us were at 10k/0d before he left.

 

TL/DR? Keep your emotions in check and don't threaten an entire lobby

Edited February 21, 2015 by GrandReaping

[RumMonkey]

once i send guys my kik they message me nonstop, so someone invited me to a lobby and I accepted the invite after i finished eating. My friends never realized I joined and i heard them talking about me LOL. like my ass is big and stuff.

 

My second story is i took this level 12 guy under my wing, and talked him through how to succeed and stuff.

can you pm me that avatar full size i need to fap thanks

[G o d]

once i send guys my kik they message me nonstop, so someone invited me to a lobby and I accepted the invite after i finished eating. My friends never realized I joined and i heard them talking about me LOL. like my ass is big and stuff.

 

My second story is i took this level 12 guy under my wing, and talked him through how to succeed and stuff.

[RedBandit.]

When you save the noobs from assholes as a level 270 and they decide to hop in for a ride around town in the best ride in town with the best player in town. Mo'f*cka

[CrazyRay]

A level 50s telling some kiddies that he can sell them modded consoles (PS3) through a friend...then he goes on and tells them that the mod menu is how Rockstar made the game, then I call him a f*cking idiot...he says something about how you can mod the game, but if you try to move or mod buildings, they are "trademarked" and Rockstar will ban you...so I call him an idiot again

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

^{OMG, I googled Sybian, just omg}

 

^{That story was cute though.}

[DeathBySybian]

As Morphious said: Welcome, to the real world.