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around $5000 for a beard? really R*? really?

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Chloroform

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If you think Wrestling is fake... You clearly have issues.

 

 

 

BTW... Bane always ends up getting his ass kicked in the end...lol

 

I wouldn't even bother with them. But I guess modeling their character after a fictional villain is sooo cool. The irony in their post is quite funny actually.

Turkey Shenanigans

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It's 20k for f*cking CLOWN face paint. FACE. PAINT.

 

Holy shlt, it's disgusting how money-whoring R* is. F*ck your shark cards R*

Don't expect everything you want to come so easily...This game is not my sister.

 

 

Wait, WUT? O_O

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Arrows to Athens

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Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

The inability to grow a facial hair has nothing to do with testosterone levels. It's all genetics.

CrazyRay

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yea well most insane i think are the prices of animal masks...now those prices are criminal :)

injustice for all players in this game :p

 

hmmm, this is a crimegame=injustice for all=......rockstar logic ?! :O

hey i think im on to something :)

You find me a self-healing mask that returns to mint condition after a bullet to the face...of course they're expensive...this is hand-made quality sh*t we're talking about here
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REDDICE

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Dude, you can earn $5000 in less than 10 minutes doing a mission.

 

GTA:O Player Community: 70% Are Spoiled Glitchers

25% Are Cheap Bastards

5% Are Decent Players

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Saucey

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Is this sh*t for real? What's R* excuse for these ridiculous prices in online? Hair implants? Do they think we are that f*cking stupid to not know the sh*t they are pulling on us?

 

Dude, do you have any idea how many pubes it takes to make a fake beard?! It gets expensive!!!

luisniko

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OP's point is not about how you can get $5000 to buy a beard.

 

His point is to discuss about the imbalance price just to get a beard.

 

$4000 for a full Grenade Launcher refill and $5000 for a very minor fashion item. The value balance is nonsense.

Van_Hellsing

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Insert cash card conspiracy theories here....

 

I wasted a lot of cash on different colours, hearstyles and beards. And you lose the cash if you change it. But that is the whole idea of R*. Same with car colours. Eventually I settled for a certain style and did not change it for half a year.

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Coyteria

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You really need to open your f*cking head OP.

 

5000$ is dirt cheap for the sh*t the hairdressers in LS can pull off.

 

The points on why it's that expensive:

- Scientists have created a chemical that is able to instantly grow a beard. The demand is there so they need to price it accordingly. Thats a steal for this type of procedure.

- Hair dressers are able to instantly regrow the hair on your body. Remove it in an instant and grow it back in an instant.

- All of the procedures a hair dresser performs is painless as hell.

 

Wake up bro. You must be f*cking blind to not see it.


OP's point is not about how you can get $5000 to buy a beard.

His point is to discuss about the imbalance price just to get a beard.

$4000 for a full Grenade Launcher refill and $5000 for a very minor fashion item. The value balance is nonsense.

as said in the post above. To have a hair growth formula to regrow your hair in an instant is worth so much more than weaponary. The bald become the hairy. It's very impressive.

streetx1xracer

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Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

LOL gross and hilariousmanly*
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.Vooodu.

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Wrestling is scripted. Just like all the 'reality' sh*t out there. Keep telling yourself its real. Mens soap opera.

Of course its scripted...durh.. But..the actual wrestling is real. As in no stuntmen. No CGI... No second takes. Its a live action 'staged' show.

 

So when people call it fake...because its scripted. Well.. so are movies.. and tv shows..and books... and video games.

People like this make my head hurt.

 

Wrestling is supposed to be a physical competition between two individuals. A fight.

 

The "fight" is what is fake. Nobody cares about the rest of that crap.

 

 

 

I know this is OT.

 

But..Anyone who watches wrestling knows its scripted tho. Just like anyone who watches a movie knows that its scripted.

 

Its not fake tho if you understand what it is. The reality is anyone who claims its fake has no clue what pro wrestling is supposed to be about. Pointing out its scripted tho... is like pointing out the T Rex is Jurassic Park is not real. And the response would be.. "ya no sh*t'...

 

When it comes to wrestling..If it looks like it hurt.. Chances are it did. People keep saying its fake.. will i doubt anyone who says it fake could handle working like that every day, taking all those bumps.. doing live shows...and tv tapings. Theres a reason why so many wrestlers get so many injuries.

Mach1bud

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Wrestling is scripted. Just like all the 'reality' sh*t out there. Keep telling yourself its real. Mens soap opera.

Of course its scripted...durh.. But..the actual wrestling is real. As in no stuntmen. No CGI... No second takes. Its a live action 'staged' show.

 

So when people call it fake...because its scripted. Well.. so are movies.. and tv shows..and books... and video games.

People like this make my head hurt.

 

Wrestling is supposed to be a physical competition between two individuals. A fight.

 

The "fight" is what is fake. Nobody cares about the rest of that crap.

 

 

I know this is OT.

 

But..Anyone who watches wrestling knows its scripted tho. Just like anyone who watches a movie knows that its scripted.

 

Its not fake tho if you understand what it is. The reality is anyone who claims its fake has no clue what pro wrestling is supposed to be about. Pointing out its scripted tho... is like pointing out the T Rex is Jurassic Park is not real. And the response would be.. "ya no sh*t'...

 

When it comes to wrestling..If it looks like it hurt.. Chances are it did. People keep saying its fake.. will i doubt anyone who says it fake could handle working like that every day, taking all those bumps.. doing live shows...and tv tapings. Theres a reason why so many wrestlers get so many injuries.

There are people who believe the wrestlers are actually fighting.

 

Nobody doubts that it is a tough job. Its a fake fight, and that is what people mean when they say its fake.

Tiny Rick

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The reason is you can grow a beard in three seconds by using dark magic. A badass one too.


 

GTAO is a nickle and dime game. Next we'll have to pay taxes on our properties.

We kind of already do, what with high end apartments having 'electric bills'.

 

Yeah, tax is worth $250 combined electric and mechanic.

.Vooodu.

.Vooodu.

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Wrestling is scripted. Just like all the 'reality' sh*t out there. Keep telling yourself its real. Mens soap opera.

Of course its scripted...durh.. But..the actual wrestling is real. As in no stuntmen. No CGI... No second takes. Its a live action 'staged' show.

 

So when people call it fake...because its scripted. Well.. so are movies.. and tv shows..and books... and video games.

People like this make my head hurt.

 

Wrestling is supposed to be a physical competition between two individuals. A fight.

 

The "fight" is what is fake. Nobody cares about the rest of that crap.

 

 

I know this is OT.

 

But..Anyone who watches wrestling knows its scripted tho. Just like anyone who watches a movie knows that its scripted.

 

Its not fake tho if you understand what it is. The reality is anyone who claims its fake has no clue what pro wrestling is supposed to be about. Pointing out its scripted tho... is like pointing out the T Rex is Jurassic Park is not real. And the response would be.. "ya no sh*t'...

 

When it comes to wrestling..If it looks like it hurt.. Chances are it did. People keep saying its fake.. will i doubt anyone who says it fake could handle working like that every day, taking all those bumps.. doing live shows...and tv tapings. Theres a reason why so many wrestlers get so many injuries.

There are people who believe the wrestlers are actually fighting.

 

Nobody doubts that it is a tough job. Its a fake fight, and that is what people mean when they say its fake.

 

 

 

I don't think i've ever met someone who watched wrestling and thought it was a real competitive event . Expect for children watching it for the 1st time.

 

Thing is.. its scripted. Not fake... Hearing "Wrestling is fake". Is just as annoying as watching a movie with someone who keeps pointing on things that are not real. Then end result would be the same. "Yes.. its not real"...

 

Besides.. good wrestlers can make you forget its scripted. Just like a good actor can make you forget a movie is not real.

 

Sorry for going OT...

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MCMXCII

MCMXCII

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The topic went from talking about beards in GTA Online to wrestling... Why not have the option to bet on who's beard would win a wrestling match in GTA Online? It'll be like cock fighting but with beards.

.Vooodu.

.Vooodu.

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The topic went from talking about beards in GTA Online to wrestling... Why not have the option to bet on who's beard would win a wrestling match in GTA Online? It'll be like cock fighting but with beards.

 

 

yes!.... Beard fight in the grotto at the play boy mansion. Loser has to shave...

awesomefoot

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What sucks, is that I can't grow a full moustache in real life. I can only grow a beard. I know people younger than me(I'm 22 btw) that can grow a full moustache. One of these days, I too will have a pornstache.

 

I'm the opposite, I can grow a full 70's cop/porn moustache in no time (granted, I haven't shaved my stache off in close to 10 years). For a few past winters, I've grown the sides out in a fu manchu down to my jaw with two inch long hairs on the corners. However, beyond that I can grow a flavor saver and a chin patch and sideburns straight down. Everything on my cheeks, though, comes in really patchy like a freshmen college kid, only I'm in my 30's now.

 

Also, I agree $5k is chump change. Do Blow Up solo on hard. Lose the cops and stop by the nearby Ammu-Nation to buy back your grenade before you finish.

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