around $5000 for a beard? really R*? really?

[GTA Master 007]

Is this sh*t for real? What's R* excuse for these ridiculous prices in online? Hair implants? Do they think we are that f*cking stupid to not know the sh*t they are pulling on us? I can't imagine the future of gaming. Do you guys pull a blind eye and just accept this type of sh*t?

 

**btw I'm not broke in gta o, its just that I can't accept the fact that you have to "grind" in order to do anything in this game.

[MCMXCII]

I know right!? sh*t, I can grow a beard for free in real life. Why can't I get a beard for free in GTAO? What kind of balogna is this! BLASPHEMY I TELL YA!

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

Play with friends, do jobs with them, get over 20k, simple.

 

You'll be rich, and why would you complain about it if you're not getting it?

 

 

 

also inb4 lock

[Solid Scorpion]

Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

[MCMXCII]

Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

That explains a lot for the sh*tty facial hair that we do get to choose from.

[GTA Master 007]

I'm the kind of guy who would try out about 10-15 different beards buy walking out the store and seeing how it looks while playing and I can't do that because it costs a sh*tload of money.

[BatFerYou]

birch und murn third.

[CrazyRay]

You can grow a beard for free, but to get one instantly, it costs $5,000...

 

...beards are overrated, it's all about mustaches anyways...

 

 

[luisniko]

What can you say?

 

You drive, kill, survive, steal like in Bruce Willis movies only to be able to have pink paintjob on your car.

 

You're a hitman, but you're paid like trash picker.

[MCMXCII]

What sucks, is that I can't grow a full moustache in real life. I can only grow a beard. I know people younger than me(I'm 22 btw) that can grow a full moustache. One of these days, I too will have a pornstache.

[Chloroform]

GTAO is a nickle and dime game. Next we'll have to pay taxes on our properties.

[后子]

Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

LOL gross and hilarious

[Stephen]

Actually OP 5G's is a bargain. I'll show you an article from my area about hipsters who can't grow a full beard, that pay upwards of $8500.00 for implants.

 

http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster-wannabes-forking-over-thousands-for-facial-hair-transplants/

Edited February 21, 2015 by SteveNYC81

[Strymon84]

I'm the kind of guy who would try out about 10-15 different beards buy walking out the store and seeing how it looks while playing and I can't do that because it costs a sh*tload of money.

[luisniko]

Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

What about his pubes? Bald or not?

[gravis]

It's not a surprise, there is hyperinflation in the game. This is the reason for not having a closed economy (which wouldn't work in a game based on doing crimes). So your in-game money is basically worthless, given that most of the players have millions. And it is not necessarily because of glitching. Even without glitching people had time to rack up millions by doing missions. I didn't even care about the money, never "saved" just for having a lot, and always bought everything I wanted and I still have over 2 million in the bank, and I only started playing around April, missing the Billionaire days.

 

 

While you could argue that Kash Kurds are the reason behind it, I would disagree. Kash Kurds are just making it easier for you to get whatever you want, but you also have the chance to save up for an Adder or in this case a beard by doing missions, etc. Furthermore, you can sell your cars, sell your apartments, rob stores and get some money by killing other players. If R* wanted you to buy more Kash Kurds, they wouldn't allow you these options.

[GTA Master 007]

@gravis. If someone didn't have apartments or cars how would they get money? Your statement is far beyond invalid. "Killing players to get money" - lolwut

[gravis]

@gravis. If someone didn't have apartments or cars how would they get money? Your statement is far beyond invalid. "Killing players to get money" - lolwut

 

Are you born with cars and apartments? You have to acquire those, what I said is you can later "reuse" the money you acquired.

[CrazyRay]

 

Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

What about his pubes? Bald or not?Squeakers don't have pubes

[Gridl0k]

Hang on, beards don't cost 5K in real life?

 

I need to speak to my barber, brb.

[MCMXCII]

Hang on, beards don't cost 5K in real life?

 

I need to speak to my barber, brb.

Give him the clamps!

[RoyalRedXIII]

If you start with a beard in the character creator, that wouldn't be an issue, now would it?

 

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[dorcy]

 

 

Unfortunately our characters lack the testosterone to grow a beard naturally, so they have to transplant hairs from their ass to their face.

What about his pubes? Bald or not?

Squeakers don't have pubes

 

steady on man. don't talk about squeekers balls. this isn't the 1970's.

[RazzleLeone]

I get a kick out the signs out front of the discount stores when it says "Glasses/shades on sale for only $.99" go to glasses section... $1,000+ because R* logic

[Gridl0k]

^ "Ammu-nation - We Buy and Sell Guns"

[CarimboHanky]

they should make haircuts exclusive to each shop like in SP. if you go to the lady you can get some cheap stuff. if you go to bob mullet you pay top dollar.

 

samething should go with the clothing stores.

 

anyway i remember i read somewhere that a person paid like 16k for a haircut. something that would have cost him like $20 on the corner's barber.

 

GTAO is a nickle and dime game. Next we'll have to pay taxes on our properties.

the daily "utility" and "mechanic" fee is pretty much a taxation

[CrazyRay]

they should make haircuts exclusive to each shop like in SP. if you go to the lady you can get some cheap stuff. if you go to bob mullet you pay top dollar.

So then the high-end shops would have campers, definitely after update-release days

[RazzleLeone]

the daily "utility" and "mechanic" fee is pretty much a taxation

Yea in a sense but I don't mind it because it's so cheap, R* could've done us over on that too no problem. Can't imagine NOT having the option to get our cars on demand or having M.M for insurance! Imagine HAVING to go home to switch cars and HAVING to deal with insurance legitimately?? With all the claims everybody's insurance policies would be through the roof haha be paying like $6,000+ monthly

[ugotsmoked]

If you were a true GTA master like me 5K is chump change. I got 28K in my couch cushions.

[dead goon]

You got to pay to be a man.