What stupid, tacky addition do you think R* will make next?

[Essence]

Seeing how R* has had a bad habit of including odd and meaningless features and updates in every other DLC update they've released (mental state for example), what pointless addition do you think they'll make when the heists update comes out? My bet is on something like only letting us play heists once a week, and that's only AFTER you kill a certain amount of NPCs in contact missions or something similar to that.

 

Lol be honest, you KNOW that they're gonna include at least one thing that's dumb, it's clearly a ritual by now. I'm not trying to spread doom and gloom, I'm just curious to hear your thoughts.

Edited February 20, 2015 by Essence

[awesomefoot]

A Zentorno tank with unchangable dolla rims and white walls.

[GTAOMark]

Seeing how R* has had a bad habit of including odd and meaningless features and updates in every other DLC update they've released (mental state for example), what pointless addition do you think they'll make when the heists update comes out? My bet is on something like only letting us play heists once a week, and that's only AFTER you kill a certain amount of NPCs in contact missions or something similar to that.

 

Lol be honest, you KNOW that they're gonna include at least one thing that's dumb, it's clearly a ritual by now. I'm not trying to spread doom and gloom, I'm just curious to hear your thoughts.

they let you play thats dumbtastic!! like this thread!!

[tenpennyisplainevil]

A Zentorno tank with unchangable dolla rims and white walls.

Don't feed the dumbass

[LightningLord]

I have the feeling they'll add icons to see who's in cars, boats, etc. like with jets.

[dorcy]

to go along with the cleaning lady (that cleans the apt i'm never in) i'm sure they'll introduce a tailor (who will deliver suits only) and a milliner (who will deliver hats (after the option is removed from the interaction menu)).

[slowburn29]

Harmonized sales tax. And laundry fees

[mo-seph]

Hists will be based on jp, to start a heist you will need a certain number of jp from doin jobs.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Harmonized sales tax.

They kinda have a sales tax. The game can and will charge you double what the price is a times, but only on a few things like your house bill.

[bloatedsack]

Seeing how R* has had a bad habit of including odd and meaningless features and updates in every other DLC update they've released (mental state for example),

 

One whiner's trash is another man's treasure, whiner.

 

My bet is on something like only letting us play heists once a week

 

That's already been stated as part and parcel; so I hope your dental work is up to snuff for all the teethgrinding you're gonna do when you see it.

 

 

They kinda have a sales tax. The game can and will charge you double what the price is a times, but only on a few things like your house bill.

 

You have multiple houses, ergo multiple bills. Logic!

Edited February 20, 2015 by bloatedsack

[Dumb guy]

Segeways

[CaliMeatWagon]

I've been wanting a Hippy/Summer of Love update. Give us a bunch of cool vehicles from the 50's-60's (California Beetle, Mustang, Nova, Chevy Panel Truck, 64 Impala, Chevy Van w/ the bubble window, etc).

[ScratchWasAlreadyThere]

Maybe they'll add something stupid like letting the whole server know when you go off the radar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...oh wait

[dead goon]

Why do you people even play?

[Arrows to Athens]

A Besra Race Jet. You know because they love to copy and paste sh*t only to increase its price.

Edited February 20, 2015 by Fearx--

[ugotsmoked]

Why do you people even play?

I doubt they do. Just come here to complain.

[RoyalRedXIII]

New, Unexciting apartment interiors with unusable hotubs along other items you are unable to interact with.

R*

Edited February 20, 2015 by RoyalRedXIII

[TexasToast712]

Having to do a 30 man death match and place in the top 4 to win the bid to get hired for a heist job by the contact. You only get 3 attempts a week.

Edited February 20, 2015 by TexasToast712

[saintsrow]

I'm expecting a whole new set of obscene gestures.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Nerf the tank and add an icon....

 

Oh wait.....

[smokingndriving]

Why do you people even play?

 

You know, there is the possibility that someone can like something while also having some issues with it. What I like about this game I like so much that I can largely overlook the disappointments and issues.

[saintsrow]

 

Why do you people even play?

I doubt they do. Just come here to complain.

 

I imagine Rockstar will create a new series of awards, trophies, gun tints and unlocks, very hard to achieve, called "The Complete Asshole Awards" where players get rewards for playing as dirty as possible and getting hundreds of unanswered kills. Just to re-emphasize that their grand vision for GTA Online is meant to be a mindless shooter and nothing more. And more overpowered weapons. They've been doing pretty good so far.

[ADropInTheOcean]

Seeing how R* has had a bad habit of including odd and meaningless features and updates in every other DLC update they've released (mental state for example)

Mental state was a pretty good idea, frankly. It isn't as effective as you'd expect it to be, you can always run into assholes with white dots and vice versa, but frankly, it's pretty helpful for you to know who to avoid.

 

With that said, some bad things Rockstar could do if they really wanted to piss us off:

• Suddenly make the free Beach Bum vehicles paid
• Completely ruin creator mode by limiting the vehicles you can place to 5 different types, disabling the placement of checkpoints a meter or so objects, removing any way to place update content on it, etc.
• Removing all sorts of harmless glitches even when they clearly stated they wouldn't do such a thing
• Make simple to port vehicles that fans have been wanting since the release, like the Blista Compact, the Stallion and the Dukes, PS4 / XB1 / PC exclusives
• Not releasing heists before the end of 2013, maybe before first months of 2014 at best

But lol, of course such horrible things will never happen. Edited February 21, 2015 by henriquedematos

[awesomefoot]

 

A Zentorno tank with unchangable dolla rims and white walls.

Don't feed the dumbass

 

It was a joke. Dumbass.

[hugh750]

who knows, maybe a dlc where you could use parts from other cars and create your own custom car!

just imagine all the monsterious designs some sqeakers would make??

[ugotsmoked]

 

 

 

Why do you people even play?

I doubt they do. Just come here to complain.

 

I imagine Rockstar will create a new series of awards, trophies, gun tints and unlocks, very hard to achieve, called "The Complete Asshole Awards" where players get rewards for playing as dirty as possible and getting hundreds of unanswered kills. Just to re-emphasize that their grand vision for GTA Online is meant to be a mindless shooter and nothing more. And more overpowered weapons. They've been doing pretty good so far.

I llike playing dirty. Filthy, nasty tactics.

[luisniko]

As simple as making more popping up terminators in mission while nerfing the base payout and its multiplier.

 

This for 'balancing' purpose of course.

[The Lonesome Drifter]

More black pants with purple cum stains on them.

[RoyalRedXIII]

I'm expecting a whole new set of obscene gestures.

There needs to be a "Touch Your Toes" action or "Drop The Soap" action to accompany all of the air thrusting and jerking.

 

Quite frankly it doesn't make sense to have only half of the act; players need a way of recieving the actions used upon them.

 

It's the right thing to do, right?

 

......

 

Right?

Edited February 20, 2015 by RoyalRedXIII

[Misanthrope Z]

more childish gestures, more meaningless cooldown timers, more jobs that nobody will play, more clothing items that aren't unique in the slightest, more un-needed buffs to the already obnoxious police AI.

Edited February 20, 2015 by Pegassi Autobot