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Which GTA Has the Best Hookers?


Zondar
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As any avid consumer of right-wing tabloid media knows, the REAL reason people play GTA is the ability to pick up hookers, bang them, then kill them to get your money back. Many on here may deny this , but it is a proven FACT that this is the main objective for 99.99999999999% of the GTA fan base.

So it begs the question which GTA has the best whores?

Personally, I would have to pick one of the 3D era games, since back then banging hookers gave you the chance to raise your health to >100%. It's a close call, but I think VC just shades it for me, due to the abundance of white stocking clad ladies. For a few weeks last Summer GTAO would've been my choice 'cause of the glorious dead hooker glitch. However, Antifun* soon put a stop to that one.

Anyway, which whores did you prefer?

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V for me.

 

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But if someone has different taste then he/she might go for.. You Know..

 

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Though I have commented, I believe that these Topic will result into distractions or some kind of spam.People start getting off topic after a while. That's why we generally dont come up with GF's topics or Hot Coffee topics in Gta Forums.

 

But fingers crossed, Lets see what happens. :^:

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The Dedito Gae

Great thread.

:^:

 

On topic:V, they are the most bangable pixels i ever saw and the O sounds of the protagonist are priceless.

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ROCKSTAR MANIC

Aint gonna lie.. The Pinnacle of the Revolution of how the the Hooker got its "respect" was in IV. You know, the actions and what they said during the act. My reaction was so priceless I still remember when i bursted out laughing. Its "You will remember moments". Niko's first interaction with a African American BBW.

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III because they gave you 125% health.

 

SA because of how hard they rocked the BJ Surfer. Sometimes they'd flip it over completely.

 

V cause they're dirty dirty girls

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I can't decide which is better:

SA: do the pimp missions and the hookers pays YOU to bang them!

IV: BBWs

V: The characters O-moans is f*cking hilarious, specially Trevor's!!

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GTA V owns it here. More hooker NPC models, more realistic animations, more sexual "selections", and better looking. Oh, and as for your opening statement, I disagree completely. I have picked a hooker up at least once in every GTA I've played, but I never killed them to get my money back. Call it morals in an unmoral situation. I don't play GTA for the hookers, and I know others who don't either.

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I preferred the ones in reality.

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Oh, and as for your opening statement, I disagree completely. I have picked a hooker up at least once in every GTA I've played, but I never killed them to get my money back. Call it morals in an unmoral situation. I don't play GTA for the hookers, and I know others who don't either.

 

It is true bro, I saw it on Fox News. One of the most trusted news organisations on the planet. They would never broadcast mistruths.

They're owned by Rupert Murdoch ffs, that man is a byword for honesty and journalistic integrity.

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Never played for hookers. I never did, nor did I ever wanted to bang or kill them. I'll just try the feature once every release and then forget about it.

As for the best, I'd go with GTA SA.

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American Viking

 

Oh, and as for your opening statement, I disagree completely. I have picked a hooker up at least once in every GTA I've played, but I never killed them to get my money back. Call it morals in an unmoral situation. I don't play GTA for the hookers, and I know others who don't either.

It is true bro, I saw it on Fox News. One of the most trusted news organisations on the planet. They would never broadcast mistruths.

They're owned by Rupert Murdoch ffs, that man is a byword for honesty and journalistic integrity.

 

No need for patronizing sarcasm. Fox News tells no more lies than any other News outlet. How many more times will these MSM outlets lie and cover Obuma's punk ass. No need to turn this political so let's just stop here.

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Fox News tells no more lies than any other Murdoch owned "News" outlet.

 

FTFY :p Edited by Zondar
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