Zondar Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 As any avid consumer of right-wing tabloid media knows, the REAL reason people play GTA is the ability to pick up hookers, bang them, then kill them to get your money back. Many on here may deny this , but it is a proven FACT that this is the main objective for 99.99999999999% of the GTA fan base. So it begs the question which GTA has the best whores? Personally, I would have to pick one of the 3D era games, since back then banging hookers gave you the chance to raise your health to >100%. It's a close call, but I think VC just shades it for me, due to the abundance of white stocking clad ladies. For a few weeks last Summer GTAO would've been my choice 'cause of the glorious dead hooker glitch. However, Antifun* soon put a stop to that one. Anyway, which whores did you prefer? The Deadite 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiniArc Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 V for me. But if someone has different taste then he/she might go for.. You Know.. Though I have commented, I believe that these Topic will result into distractions or some kind of spam.People start getting off topic after a while. That's why we generally dont come up with GF's topics or Hot Coffee topics in Gta Forums. But fingers crossed, Lets see what happens. Zondar and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066986535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deadite Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Great thread. On topic:V, they are the most bangable pixels i ever saw and the O sounds of the protagonist are priceless. ClaudX, Pedinhuh, Zondar and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066986750 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCKSTAR MANIC Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Aint gonna lie.. The Pinnacle of the Revolution of how the the Hooker got its "respect" was in IV. You know, the actions and what they said during the act. My reaction was so priceless I still remember when i bursted out laughing. Its "You will remember moments". Niko's first interaction with a African American BBW. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066986779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowi Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 V. Why? FPV ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ClaudX, The Deadite, Verdant and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066986782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaman_92 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Jesus I feel weird for even posting this but I would have to say V for obvious reasons. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066986823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevorSpeed914 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I always liked the ones in San Andreas and CJ's reactions. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066987296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceking26 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I always liked this bird... Chad Warden, ClaudX, Trillest and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066987484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luddite Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 III because they gave you 125% health. SA because of how hard they rocked the BJ Surfer. Sometimes they'd flip it over completely. V cause they're dirty dirty girls Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066987808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 GTA V. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedinhuh Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I can't decide which is better:SA: do the pimp missions and the hookers pays YOU to bang them! IV: BBWsV: The characters O-moans is f*cking hilarious, specially Trevor's!! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Viking Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 GTA V owns it here. More hooker NPC models, more realistic animations, more sexual "selections", and better looking. Oh, and as for your opening statement, I disagree completely. I have picked a hooker up at least once in every GTA I've played, but I never killed them to get my money back. Call it morals in an unmoral situation. I don't play GTA for the hookers, and I know others who don't either. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cobra Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 GTA V has the better whores. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Tigre chino Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 vice citymoney hungry whores Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoleInTheSky Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 GTA V, seeing as they don't look like lego mutants. The Deadite 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudX Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I preferred the ones in reality. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066988653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zondar Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 Oh, and as for your opening statement, I disagree completely. I have picked a hooker up at least once in every GTA I've played, but I never killed them to get my money back. Call it morals in an unmoral situation. I don't play GTA for the hookers, and I know others who don't either. It is true bro, I saw it on Fox News. One of the most trusted news organisations on the planet. They would never broadcast mistruths.They're owned by Rupert Murdoch ffs, that man is a byword for honesty and journalistic integrity. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066989325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I never really cared about it, to be honest. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066989427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osho Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Never played for hookers. I never did, nor did I ever wanted to bang or kill them. I'll just try the feature once every release and then forget about it. As for the best, I'd go with GTA SA. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066989442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woggleman Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 V. They actually seem to have personalities and I never harm them because of this, Nikobellic303 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066989600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Viking Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Oh, and as for your opening statement, I disagree completely. I have picked a hooker up at least once in every GTA I've played, but I never killed them to get my money back. Call it morals in an unmoral situation. I don't play GTA for the hookers, and I know others who don't either. It is true bro, I saw it on Fox News. One of the most trusted news organisations on the planet. They would never broadcast mistruths.They're owned by Rupert Murdoch ffs, that man is a byword for honesty and journalistic integrity. No need for patronizing sarcasm. Fox News tells no more lies than any other News outlet. How many more times will these MSM outlets lie and cover Obuma's punk ass. No need to turn this political so let's just stop here. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066990221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zondar Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Fox News tells no more lies than any other Murdoch owned "News" outlet. FTFY Edited February 19, 2015 by Zondar Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/767927-which-gta-has-the-best-hookers/#findComment-1066991179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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