Most Annoying Things In GTA Online

[Vercetti Thug]

Here is a list of things i hate about GTA Online.

Problem - Cause of the problem - Solution

 

1. The police - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

2. Every race thats not non-contact - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

3. Noobs and retards that kill me for reason what so ever - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

4. Players that use the Marksman Rifle - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

5. Players that use jets and tanks - Retards - Remove them from the game...

 

6. LS trafic......... - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

6. 6(?) to 13 year olds that drive cars where the colors don`t match - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

8.The players that brag the mechanic in LS, to lock me in/ out - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game...

 

9. Light Posts, signs, trees and rocks - Rockstar being retarded - Put them in pussy mode so I can drive through them

 

10. The Police again because I hate them so much..

 

So, this is my, not over exaggerated att all, list of things I dont like in GTAO. As you may have noticed most of the problems is either the result of rockstar being retarded or because of al the noobs and retards so if you ask me rockstar shuld try there own game and realise how frustrating it really is and they should of course also ban all noobs and retards.

 

 

 

 

Wow..........not even worth it.

 

 

On topic:

 

 

1. I hate the police system.......just is really bad. out in BFE in the middle of mountains and I knife some unsuspecting hiker, and the only other person around for miles, and I still get a wanted level........GRRRR!!!!

 

 

2. I hate all the whiny crybabies that complain and want every aspect of the game changed to fit their needs. ( Like the noob retard quoted above, or crying over water foam or lack there of)

 

 

 

Edit reason.......a mod edited and put everything in one quote and screwed it up?

Edited February 20, 2015 by Vercetti Thug

[DentureDynamite]

* Merryweather helicopter pickup: Desperately needs to be fixed. There are still too many times when you call, the helicopter comes, but doesn't land. Instead, it hovers anywhere from 10 to 100 feet in the air, the pilot eventually complaining that it's _your_ fault, and flies away. Wasted time, wasted money.

* Cluttered mini-map: There needs to be a way for the player to TURN OFF or disable ALL the blue mission/race/etc. icons on the map. There's way too much clutter on the mini-map; especially the edges, making it difficult to navigate and locate other players or destinations. It's also frequently very difficult to see how much remaining health or body armor I have, just because it's so cluttered. In addition, the current "press R3 for fewer icons" option does not switch off enough icons to be a practical improvement.

* Variety needed in losing the cops: For the sake of variety, at least one more unique way to get rid of--or outsmart--the cops/N.O.O.S.E. is needed. Trying to hide (emphasis on trying) in long tunnels and outrunning them got old a long time ago, especially when you're dealing with a four- and five-star wanted level, and cops have the ability to magically spawn in front of you out of thin air at any time, any place (e.g. the top of Mount Chiliad, way out at sea, etc.) and in any number no matter how fast you're going! Time to stop the bull crap.

* Weapon wheel constantly getting reset: Stop resetting the weapon wheel! It should always show the last weapon I--the player--used, or an option should be added to let the player set the default weapons themselves.

* Radio switches itself on in private vehicles: R*, leave my radio OFF in my private vehicle(s). I turned it off. Leave it off. ALWAYS leave it off. Regardless of where and when I get into my car. Thank you. I'm not talking about NPC radios in cars when I steal them--obviously they're supposed to be playing until I decide to turn them off too; at which point those radios should also stay off.

 

* When trying to set a bounty or set Mercs on someone, and you find the name you want, only to have the player list suddenly update without warning...giving you the wrong player. And I'd love to know how some people manage to be in-game yet remain off the list of names (and no, it's not as if they already have a bounty set on them).

Edited February 19, 2015 by DentureDynamite

[Tampa]

I dont know if this is really annoying but I think its R* being stupid how the Homing Launcher is unlocked from the start of the game.

Yeah. It should only be available from Rank 150 or over. Way too OP.

[Raavi x Spider-Vice FAGS]

yeah most annoying.. EVERYONE UNDER.. maybe 16.. and all the other real life losers that play this game.. If they are an asshole in game, they are also assholes in real life.. they are just pussies that are scared, and don't act as assholes in real life. because they will get beaten up.. a playstation can't hit you.. and that just makes them double assholes/lowlifes/little-pussies/c*nts

[REDDICE]

The single most annoying this of GTAO: the disconnects. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID disconnects that send you back to single player and then you have to reload again only to be disconnected another four times. I really hate being sent back to single player.

 

Another annoying thing is how everyone suddenly exits the session you are in as if you just sharted and stunk up the entire room. You are forced to find another lobby.

 

A slight annoying thing is the off road vehicles are not off road vehicles when they are 2wd.

I just love how people complain about being disconnected multiple times in a session. Dude, either there's something wrong in your end or I have the best internet in the world. I literally never get disconnected for than twice a day. You think Rockstar only disconnects certain people? Fix your damn internet or complain your your ISP, not Rockstar.

[HumanRacehorse]

 

*Kids with mics who whine and yell

 

You can adjust your settings. Hold select on PlayStation, go to the chat and adjust the chat to crew, crew and friends or none.

 

I'm XBOX 360, but yes, I use the mute feature 1-2 times per session when I hear a squeaky voice. I don't adjust it to muting the entire map because there might be some important things I'm missing, i.e. "I'm giving away a million dollars," "I'm coming to kill you," "Who wants my bounty," etc.

[Desu Nei]

AI enemies with automatic weapons (smg, carbine rifle, assault rifle, advanced rifle, etc.) that are suddenly able to fire their weapons at 6000000000000000000000000000000000rpm with 110% accuracy and kill you instantly as a result. Full health and armor? Hah! Fat chance.

[Desu Nei]

Not having characters driving their OWN CAR roll the windows down before trying to use a weapon while driving (Don't know why, but that just pisses me off).

When you get in your car, immediately switch your drive-by weapon to unarmed, then give the middle finger while looking out of your window.

 

Congratulations, you've rolled down your window. Now switch to something more deadly then your character's measly little fists.

[Tampa]

AI enemies with automatic weapons (smg, carbine rifle, assault rifle, advanced rifle, etc.) that are suddenly able to fire their weapons at 6000000000000000000000000000000000rpm with 110% accuracy and kill you instantly as a result. Full health and armor? Hah! Fat chance.

This.

[PkUnzipper]

Oncoming NPC cars going SR3 and deliberately crossing the road divider or swerving into your lane. Especially when you're carefully trying to drive that special import car to Simeon at the docks.

 

And oh yes. Those annoying 5-0 NPCs illogically spawning directly behind you in firefights. Especially when doing Survival missions.

Edited February 22, 2015 by PkUnzipper

[flipchuck]

* loading time: I know there's a lot of content for this game, but holy crap it can take a very long time just to load a mission.

 

*kids under 14 crying on their mike during a mission. I agree that this game is rated "M" and it should be for adults only.

 

*when the game freezes during the load time.

 

* gun aiming is sometimes off. For example when I have two or more people (including players) are shooting at me, when I aim, it goes for someone far away instead of the one who is the cloest to me. Gets me killed almost everytime.

 

 

[Turkey Shenanigans]

* loading time: I know there's a lot of content for this game, but holy crap it can take a very long time just to load a mission. *kids under 14 crying on their mike during a mission. I agree that this game is rated "M" and it should be for adults only. *when the game freezes during the load time. * gun aiming is sometimes off. For example when I have two or more people (including players) are shooting at me, when I aim, it goes for someone far away instead of the one who is the cloest to me. Gets me killed almost everytime.

 

I thought you were complaining about the GAME loading time lol.

 

Pro tip:

 

To make game loading faster though, sign in AFTER it loads up.

 

Because if you sign in before, then start up the game it has to load ALL the things for Online and SC, etc. even though you didn't actually start Online yet.

[flipchuck]

I just sign into online for GTA when I boot up the game. When you turn on the game and it starts to load up the single player, I found the option to go to online directly. Much faster to get into GTA Online. Yeah, I was talking about the load time while you are online, loading a mission or the wait time after a mission is done. Or the load time going to freeplay mode, after a mission. Sometimes it takes more then 5 minutes. Oye. Lol.

[Turkey Shenanigans]

I just sign into online for GTA when I boot up the game. When you turn on the game and it starts to load up the single player, I found the option to go to online directly. Much faster to get into GTA Online. Yeah, I was talking about the load time while you are online, loading a mission or the wait time after a mission is done. Or the load time going to freeplay mode, after a mission. Sometimes it takes more then 5 minutes. Oye. Lol.

 

Ye, R* needs to get their sh*t together.

[Vik]

 

 

 

Children playing this game. I don't care how mature you think you are - this is a Rated M game with sexual, drug and hyperviolent overtones. You shouldn't be playing it. Period.

 

 

Half agreement. I think children 13 and under shouldn't be playing(obviously) but if they're 13 and don't scream and cuss and they just play the game normally then they shouldn't be ridiculed. I think it's fine to play if you're above 13 but below 17. IF you're actually mature about it.

 

 

I'm part of a those rare species you o so speak of.

[MinusculeV1per]

People referring to GTA Online as "GTA V Online".

[flipchuck]

Oops. Sorry. I did call it GTA V Online for a few days when I first started. Then I noticed that R* plans on doing this online game long after GTA V.

[AceThaCreator]

Cops in freeroam

Mission freeloaders

passive mode abusers

Hackers/Modders

[flipchuck]

"Mission Free loaders". Do you mean players that will go on a mission and then stand around a do nothing and let the other players complete the mission. And therefore get the same money and RP?

[FrugalDangerMan]

 

 

Walking across the street when a NPC driving at high speed runs over you, instantly killing you

 

Yeah that happens alot now. It seems they always want to wreck into you but never each other.

NPCs wreck into each other all the time. Go to Poleto bay LSC and watch the traffic at the lights. Collisions galore.

 

As to NPC ped deaths. You never see them because NPCs never cross the road unless scared. They actually paid attention to the movie in school about the dangers of j-walking.

[ByePolar]

 

 

Walking across the street when a NPC driving at high speed runs over you, instantly killing you

 

Yeah that happens alot now. It seems they always want to wreck into you but never each other.

NPCs wreck into each other all the time. Go to Poleto bay LSC and watch the traffic at the lights. Collisions galore

 

 

Sometimes I'll make my way up there and sell a car at that LSC. Whenever I call for it, sometimes it will spawn on the side of LSC, where a lot of NPC's stop at that red light and if I don't run over there quick enough, a NPC will rear end or side swipe my ride that I'm about to sell.

 

Things that annoy me....

 

- NPC's (enemy) can shoot straight down from a helicopter during a mission, but I can't shoot straight up.

 

- NPC's (enemy) that use assault weapons that suddenly turn into a mini gun when they are firing. That 1 sec blast drains my armor and health down to practically nothing if it doesn't outright kill me.

 

- Players that host a mission start the mission quickly and doesn't give players that have joined enough time to get ammo. When I host a mission, I give everyone who has joined a chance to fill up on ammo.

[Old Dinosaur]

that stupid daily challange '' bride the cops'' really ticked me off way more than it should... i gave up (ill go back to it later)

 

The loading screens are too much and take forever

 

people who quit heist's

 

they completely f*cked up wheelies just so it's f*cking annoying to do for the daily challenge....

Edited March 1, 2016 by Old Dinosaur

[Jager1112]

that stupid daily challange '' bride the cops'' really ticked me off way more than it should... i gave up (ill go back to it later)

 

The loading screens are too much and take forever

 

people who quit heist's

 

How do you do it bride the cops? it cant can it?

I hate people with there Kurumas and stickibombs

Also cops spawn in the country lol it fun to see high equipped cops at mount chiliad

[sreyazsec]

You start a heist, all four of us 3 digit rank. Think it'll go smoothly but there is that one guy who has no idea wtf he is doing, and sometimes you will have to drive back to him so that he knows to follow you. Or he follows you and doesn't go to his own appointed job.

I expect more from someone with a 3 digit rank.

 

ADDED EDIT: Finally doing well in a heist and I get ran over by the police and die instantly. I feel so guilty when it happens even though I normally get hit from behind so I don't see it coming.

Edited March 2, 2016 by ceszayers

[Irish45455]

1. People who start missions in their garages. I don't want to see all your sh*tty looking chrome cars.

2. Cops. Two shots from a pistol and my heavy armor is toast. Makes no sense at all. And why the hell does it take so long to lose the cops? I timed it and it took three and a half minutes to lose a one star wanted level, and that was just staying out of their line of sight.

3. Buffed enemies. Was an enemy buff really necessary? They could be a mile away with a pistol and still manage to hit me right between the eyes, wiping out half of my goddamn armor.

4. Nerfing certain vehicles. I noticed a few updates ago, around the time of Lowriders, that they nerfed semis. The f*cking nerfed semi trucks. How sad is that? And the Rhino... that thing is like a shell of it's former self.

5. People using the Armored Kuruma for everything. Just getting snacks and armor, Driving it on missions that involve next to no gunfire like Bust Out. Are you really so afraid of losing a little bit of health and armor that you have to use it all the damn time, like a safety blanket?

6. AFKers in missions. If you join my mission or I join someone else's and someone is AFK for the whole mission, I'm running you down. There's no way in hell you should get money for nothing. This isn't Dire Straits. Pull your weight or leave.

 

Man, the list is endless. I could write a book on all the annoying things in this game... With everny new update something gets added, but something else gets broken.

[black_iris]

 

• People who Kuruma-rush every single contact mission.

 

People who bring a helicopter or Hydra on missions like Titan and fire into the god damned hangar. Seriously? Your two brain cells couldn't synchronize long enough for you to foresee your explosive rounds and rockets damaging the plane?

 

People who take a mission essential aircraft (mostly on Titan or Landing Gear) and have no clue how to land it. Then they crash it, waste everyone's time and vote to restart.

 

People who start the mission 5km from the objective and then leave the mission halfway there.

 

AFKers or people who just f*ck around in missions. You don't have to take it 100% seriously, but at least try to contribute.

 

The AI and the artificial difficulty. f*ck it with a rusty pruning saw.

 

[earthrocker]

I must be the only person who doesn't mind AFK'ers. I'd rather someone join my session and mooch some money than soak up bullets and waste team lives or f*ck the whole mission up some other way.

 

I've literally gotten out my headset just to tell someone, if they can't stop dying, go hide so those of us who play worth a f*ck aren't having our time wasted.

 

I play GTA Online super drunk very often. And I'm still not as useless as some of the knob-heads I get placed in sessions with.

Edited March 2, 2016 by earthrocker

[zhp11]

When you call in your armored car and have no way to roll up the bullet resistant windows

[LordOfMittens]

Nothing is more irritating than when I'm just shopping at Ponsorbys and a trigger happy maniac hell bent on feeding their K/D comes and shoots up the store. Or when I'm in free roam and an armored kuruma comes out of nowhere and the people inside repeatedly kill me. I always make sure to blow them to hell if I find them again.

[G3T STR4F3D]

Gang attacks: Why do I get forced into a gang attack when I try to fly my plane from Senora Airstrip?

 

Cops: Why do you have to take down my health in freemode wars and impound my vehicle when I'm not using it?

 

Pedestrians: Why do you have to drive slow and then speed up to T-bone me at an intersection? Why do you run me over and kill me everytime there is a gunshot?

 

Players: Why do you force me to place a Proximity Mine outside of the store to ensure that I don't get killed while shopping? Why do you cherrypick low levels but run from me? Why do you provoke me but then run to your yacht with air defenses?

 

Enemy aircraft: Why can your mounted cannons rotate 360 degrees? You shouldn't be able to shoot be when I'm directly above you.