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Most Annoying Things In GTA Online


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You can turn catchup OFF.

 

Unfortunately most people choose not to. Then I leave, join another job, catchup is on. Then I leave, join another job, catchup is on, etc etc. Then I leave, create my own race, one person joins who is a level 2 and isn't much of a challenge.

 

 

 

 

The tanks. It really pisses me off that people are blowing me and my vehicles up. I just want to drive through Los Santos, nothing more or less. :(

You complaining about people blowing you ? Lol

 

I said I hate people blowing me up with a tank? You understando?

People in tanks are garbage

Way to hate our troops! I think you need some reeducation, eyelids clamped open and forced to watch the movie Fury for 24 hours straight should do.

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The tanks. It really pisses me off that people are blowing me and my vehicles up. I just want to drive through Los Santos, nothing more or less. :(

You complaining about people blowing you ? Lol

 

 

I said I hate people blowing me up with a tank? You understando?

He was making a joke, Chill

 

Way to hate our troops! I think you need some reeducation, eyelids clamped open and forced to watch the movie Fury for 24 hours straight should do.

Although i agree with the sentiment i do think you read too munch into his comment.

 

When you are running from the cops or another player and you try and take a shortcut only to run into a bush made of steel

 

 

 

 

The tanks. It really pisses me off that people are blowing me and my vehicles up. I just want to drive through Los Santos, nothing more or less. :(

You complaining about people blowing you ? Lol

 

I said I hate people blowing me up with a tank? You understando?

People in tanks are garbage

Way to hate our troops! I think you need some reeducation, eyelids clamped open and forced to watch the movie Fury for 24 hours straight should do

 

 

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HumanRacehorse

*Kids with mics who whine and yell

*Having to deposit your money all the time... wish we had direct-deposit after missions!

*People blowing me up in my car all the time - apparently bad sport isn't enough of a threat

1. A $3 can of ecola from the convenience store gives a pathetic amt of health compared to a $1 can from the vending machine.

 

2. A teammate who hogs the missiles in the buzzard from the passenger seat.

 

3. Murphy's law states that the clowns at Pegasus will spawn your vehicle at a location that is most inconvenient rather than nearest to you.

 

4. The sometimes buggy ladder animation that makes you fall to your death instead of climbing down.

 

5. Merryweather claiming your money even though the target died of his own accord.

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The Police, I hate them and I want the option to turn them the hell off in solo or invite lobbies. There is no way in I should be dodging a three star wanted level just because I had to break into a car to move it to get a snap of my car.

 

And before anybody says it, I always check Simeons garbage lists before-hand, it would be nice to be able to put our phones on silent and block all incoming traffic like GTA 4 too.

In "A Titan Of A Job", people who don't know how to fly the Titan and crash it into Devon Weston's hangar. They always manage to get in the Titan before someone who actually knows how to fly it can get in to pilot it.

Locking players out of fully rendered interiors and then patching a harmless way to glitch inside those locked interiors.

 

No basketball.

 

The weird more pay for taking longer to do a mission while there is no mission time displayed on screen for reference. Without a time reference how do i know when to trigger a mission ending. Failure to wait just 1 second can cost $1,800 to $3,000.

 

No crouching. Crouching and moving while crouched would be better than the current hunched over deal. Also crouching could be used when cover is too low to allow the cover system to activate. Also crouching could be an option to using the cover system.

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Here is a list of things i hate about GTA Online.

Problem - Cause of the problem - Solution

 

1. The police - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

2. Every race thats not non-contact - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

3. Noobs and retards that kill me for reason what so ever - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

4. Players that use the Marksman Rifle - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

5. Players that use jets and tanks - Retards - Remove them from the game...

 

6. LS trafic......... - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

6. 6(?) to 13 year olds that drive cars where the colors don`t match - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

8.The players that brag the mechanic in LS, to lock me in/ out - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game...

 

9. Light Posts, signs, trees and rocks - Rockstar being retarded - Put them in pussy mode so I can drive through them

 

10. The Police again because I hate them so much..

 

So, this is my, not over exaggerated att all, list of things I dont like in GTAO. As you may have noticed most of the problems is either the result of rockstar being retarded or because of al the noobs and retards so if you ask me rockstar shuld try there own game and realise how frustrating it really is and they should of course also ban all noobs and retards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Toasted-Cheese

Here is a list of things i hate about GTA Online.

Problem - Cause of the problem - Solution

 

1. The police - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

2. Every race thats not non-contact - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

3. Noobs and retards that kill me for reason what so ever - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

4. Players that use the Marksman Rifle - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

5. Players that use jets and tanks - Retards - Remove them from the game...

 

6. LS trafic......... - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

6. 6(?) to 13 year olds that drive cars where the colors don`t match - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

8.The players that brag the mechanic in LS, to lock me in/ out - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game...

 

9. Light Posts, signs, trees and rocks - Rockstar being retarded - Put them in pussy mode so I can drive through them

 

10. The Police again because I hate them so much..

 

So, this is my, not over exaggerated att all, list of things I dont like in GTAO. As you may have noticed most of the problems is either the result of rockstar being retarded or because of al the noobs and retards so if you ask me rockstar shuld try there own game and realise how frustrating it really is and they should of course also ban all noobs and retards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh god i dont even know where to start with slagging you off , would just be to easy in this case

Here is a list of things i hate about GTA Online.

Problem - Cause of the problem - Solution

 

1. The police - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

2. Every race thats not non-contact - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

3. Noobs and retards that kill me for reason what so ever - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

4. Players that use the Marksman Rifle - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

5. Players that use jets and tanks - Retards - Remove them from the game...

 

6. LS trafic......... - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game

 

6. 6(?) to 13 year olds that drive cars where the colors don`t match - Noobs and retards - Ban all noobs and retards

 

8.The players that brag the mechanic in LS, to lock me in/ out - Rockstar being retarded - Let the people at rockstar play their own game...

 

9. Light Posts, signs, trees and rocks - Rockstar being retarded - Put them in pussy mode so I can drive through them

 

10. The Police again because I hate them so much..

 

So, this is my, not over exaggerated att all, list of things I dont like in GTAO. As you may have noticed most of the problems is either the result of rockstar being retarded or because of al the noobs and retards so if you ask me rockstar shuld try there own game and realise how frustrating it really is and they should of course also ban all noobs and retards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So we'd have to ban you too? I think we could sleep at night.

 

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Sorry, should be on topic.

 

1.) Whinerbabies that complain about every little thing.

2.) Squeakers who can't everyone curse properly.

3.) People who take off in the titan and head for Devon Westons hangar instead of turning left down the big open runway.

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ll Noble 6 ll

People who think the loading screens are the perfect time to practice their crap-ass rapping skills.

People who think it's better to listen to make us listen to their crap-ass music during a race over their crap-ass microphones.

People who think it's better to make every possible kind of noise through their crap-ass microphones rather than let us listen to the game which was professionally edited.

 

Children playing this game. I don't care how mature you think you are - this is a Rated M game with sexual, drug and hyperviolent overtones. You shouldn't be playing it. Period.

Rockstar letting you knock light poles down, but not power poles, and who have boulders bring your screaming-fast vehicle to a dead stop without killing the occupants (or catapulting them through the windows).

Having to start your car again when you obviously got out in a hurry to shoot someone/thing and then jump back in only to wait for the car to start again.

 

Not having characters driving their OWN CAR roll the windows down before trying to use a weapon while driving (Don't know why, but that just pisses me off).

 

All in all, rather stupid things, really. Nothing really game breaking, so I'll take it on the whole (since I still play...)

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Turkey Shenanigans

 

 

Children playing this game. I don't care how mature you think you are - this is a Rated M game with sexual, drug and hyperviolent overtones. You shouldn't be playing it. Period.

 

 

Half agreement. I think children 13 and under shouldn't be playing(obviously) but if they're 13 and don't scream and cuss and they just play the game normally then they shouldn't be ridiculed. I think it's fine to play if you're above 13 but below 17. IF you're actually mature about it.

NPC drivers whose number one priority is running into your car:

 

They speed up to enter an intersection you're about to enter, then slow down when they get there.

 

Change lanes away from you, then, as you approach, change right back in an attempt to side-swipe you.

 

 

Doesn't make sense.

 

 

 

How fast the cops arrive after robbing a shop ugh

Oh , did you just rob a shop and kill our colleague

 

 

Lets send the entire military and FIB down here.

While we're at it, lets send all of our T-1000s fitted with AimBot technology in our specialized Rubberband AI Cruiser.

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