Ever completely destroy a troll?

[earthrocker]

I haven't played GTA:O since the beginning. I was a few months late. My first character reached 97 before I made a new one. The new on reached 112. And the character I have now is 139. My point is, while I don't consider myself good, I can defend myself against jerks and squeakers whonlike to roll up on me in their Zentorno and stick their oozie out thenwindow.

 

Today I joined a session, and this chap in a buzzard, at level 250 (roughly) tried to take me out with missles. I immediately used the homing launcher and dispatched him, following up with a simple message "douchebag", just too inform him how unimpressed I was with his behavior.

 

Clearly irritated he attempted to kill me multiple times, each one a failure. After 10 kills, he went off the radar, prompting me to go into passive mode. Afterward I sent him the message "Nope. No cheap kills." I waited for him to appear on the radar again and then took the easy way out, so I could safely leave passive mode and continue on with our business.

 

I killed him five more times before entering passive mode to talk more trash, as few things in this game satisfy me more than trolling a troll. And he procceeded to attempt to run me over.

 

After the trash talk I left the session without being killed by this sap a single time. Quite lucky for me really, considering I'm far from skilled.

 

Please. No "cool story, bro" comments. They amuse no one. I simply wanted to read some other people's anti-troll stories.

[Ghost XB]

Once apon a time I was playing GTA Online. I don't exactly remember what rank I was, all I remember is that it was just a few days, maybe a week, since I started GTA Online and I was maybe around rank 20, more or less. I was minding my own buisness, when I decided to get out of the safety of my car and mess around (I was in a public lobby btw). Then, out of knowwhere, some chopper comes and tries to shoot my with missiles (it was a buzzard but I knew it as the "Chopper with Missiles" back then). I was scared. I was only a rank ~20 and didn't have anything to protect myself, other than my special carbine. I didn't know what to do, so I decided enough's enough! Im not running away from this noobscrub, so I pulled out my gun and started to shoot. He kept trying to shoot me with missiles (I swear this guy was retarded because he shot around 15 missiles and didn't hit me once! He did however make my character take a little damage because he was in range of a missile blow) but continued to miss. I finally, after a 2 minute battle to the death, managed to kill him. I was so proud. The End.

[muddeprived]

I don't kill trolls cuz they aren't worth my time. I'd be playing into his trap/game. I just drive off and go wheeling. THAT frustrates them more than me killing them over and over. Of course they give chase and of course I go passive then they go away.

[Phantomspirit]

The phsycology of a Troll is to keep your attention,so they can Troll you.If you engage with them either in game or on Blogs,you have fallen into their trap.They are saddos who need attention,have no lives,and should be ignored/avoided.You cannot win against a Troll.

[Davey Boy]

I think its funny for them to try to ram me off the road with their cheese grater while I'm in my 6x6. Their cheese grater usually ends up upside down on the sidewalk while I proceed to spam my Truck horn at them.

[JC Hammer]

Best way to get back at Trolls is to get a Cargobob and drop their PV in the Ocean.

 

 

[YouDareYouDie]

I make players leave GTA Online i need no new friends.

[FrugalDangerMan]

I came across a troll who was doing his trolly things. So, I went passive and shadowed his every move in my car all the while blowing my horn.....For 10 solid minutes.

He sent me several messages about being a p*ssy and or f*g etc for not facing him 1 on 1. But I just lol'd at each and kept on trolling the troll. He eventually left out of frustration.

 

It was very satisfying.

[muddeprived]

Best way to get back at Trolls is to get a Cargobob and drop their PV in the Ocean.

 

 

 

Every time I tried this I got shot out of the sky. On the new gen consoles (dunno abt old gen), you can't be passive to pick up an object with the cargobob. So I have to disable passive and attempt to pick up their vehicle but they end up noticing this and BOOM, i'm TAINTED MEAT!!!! (accepting the kick in the face knockout)

Edited February 15, 2015 by muddeprived

[Misanthrope Z]

exit passive mode, surprise them with assault shotgun rounds

 

if they start roll spamming, wait until they f*ck off for a second or get in a vehicle- then surprise them with assault shotgun rounds or an RPG

[GTK0HLK]

to me there isn't even a reason, for this post, cause there are to many stories to even read, and its much harder to tell who really was in the right(unless its obvious), when i was turning in a wanted vehicle, some guy in a zentorno started to follow me, for no .., reason, so i led him around until he went over a proximity i had placed a bit ago, then went off to turn it in, he kept following(after i had lost the vehicle due to having to blow it up cause some one tryed to steal it), so i killed them 2 more times till i went passive, even asking kindly for them to stop stalking me(even though for some reason their texts msg's always came blank for some reason). i went and looked around the insides of LSC in east ls, while they tried to run me over(making them go into the car modification menu, then led them and their zentorno onto the train tracks(some time after still by the tracks both of us on foot), i went back to the tracks hearing a train near by, got on the train while they headed into their zentorno, then wham, train hits their car, which kills them(on foot near their own PV).

or the ones who think they are badass, but end up getting killed by lowlevels, and send messages saying its 3 v 1(i was not one of the 3, since it was settled and i went got away to try to get my mors no claim deductible), yeah 3v1, any one can get out of a jam,(specially if its low levels)

 

thing about trolls, and the like with different names, they all have different reason, but one is (lack of brain definition here), cause they 1. lose ammo, 2 don't gain a single thing, 3 K/D is not important, 4. (T)Dm's are that a way, 5. if you can survive with lack of weapons in a forced match without knowing where your enemies are,(even out gunned, then you truly are BA, which im not im stalely average, yet people think im good),\. Extra: but hey whats worser than a troll is one that calls for friends when they cause bs or go for tank/jet/buzzard, or better yet both, and we know who we wish to etch their names in stone(to be placed where they belong with the rest that enjoy that kind of play)

 

but lets not worry about this heavy, pointless irritating stuff, and go have some good times,

wish you all a wonderful GTA ONLINE experience, (if you are deserving of a high horse)

 

Edit: also passive mode really isn't worth it, you can still get killed by blown up cars, even if your standing on one that they blow up, you can get minced or smashed by a chopper, and get hosed by your local fire department, and Passive no longer shows who is exiting it, until the timer runs out on last gen, which is something that the BS people are exploiting all over again, even if all this is fixed and only passive being used correctly(and there where sessions for you kind war-y people, BS people would still on occasion leave or stay in the standard freemode to bs people, cause they can't handle the great vets of those trigger sessions if they ever came to existence

Edited February 15, 2015 by GTKING1st

[AceThaCreator]

Trolling me would be a bad idea because i move in a unit in free roam rarely by myself so if you try me or my familia, you will have to try several of us, just a bad idea in general.

[WWEMichaelB]

I just go Michael Brown on their ass. lol

[Ziggy_Ivanhoe]

I came across a troll who was doing his trolly things. So, I went passive and shadowed his every move in my car all the while blowing my horn.....For 10 solid minutes.

 

He sent me several messages about being a p*ssy and or f*g etc for not facing him 1 on 1. But I just lol'd at each and kept on trolling the troll. He eventually left out of frustration.

 

It was very satisfying.

 

 

 

Reminds of the other night, I kind of did the same to a jet troll in a Besra. Just went passive and followed his every maneuver all over town. Eventually another guy starting doing it too. We just kept on zigzagging all around him and he eventually crashed, and then immediately left the session. Lol.

[Arctic Midnight]

A few minutes ago, this level 17 had a 5000 dollar bounty on his head. So I took him out with my heavy sniper. Gave him 1000 of it (Trophy: Today's Good Deed). Next thing you know he has another 5000 dollar bounty on him, and he comes after me. Naturally I take him out once more and kept all 5 of it. This happened a couple times before an unknown network error killed that.

I *usually* don't go after people and if I do, it's once and I'm done with that specific person. I try not to be too much of a tool x]

[thebrianmo]

Ever completely destroyed a troll?

 

 

 

Come in my lobby and find out!

[FrugalDangerMan]

A few minutes ago, this level 17 had a 5000 dollar bounty on his head. So I took him out with my heavy sniper. Gave him 1000 of it (Trophy: Today's Good Deed). Next thing you know he has another 5000 dollar bounty on him, and he comes after me. Naturally I take him out once more and kept all 5 of it. This happened a couple times before an unknown network error killed that.

I *usually* don't go after people and if I do, it's once and I'm done with that specific person. I try not to be too much of a tool x]

 

For me, if I get a bounty and a friend is in session, I let them take it. If I'm solo, I'll offer it up to a low level or someone looking to make money. But if anyone makes an effort to come and get me, I'll just stand there and let them have it. Why put up a fight for such a small amount of money?

 

If I kill with a bounty and there is no challenge to it, I give the entire thing to that player. If they make me work for it, then I'm keeping it. Again, why bother for such a small amount.

 

One such guy with a $5000 bounty first destroyed my Zenturno, then my Dubsta 6x6. Then, any time I or the 1 other player trying to get him got anywhere near him, he would kill himself. I must have seen that "so and so took the easy way out" at least 20 times.

 

The cost of replacing my two vehicles and his 20 or so suicides must have set him back $25,000. I sent him a message along the lines of "You know youve already paid outb5x the amount your bounty is worth, right?" and as he was replying, the other guy chasing him killed him and collected it,

 

Sucker.

[WWEMichaelB]

 

Ever completely destroyed a troll?

 

 

Come in my lobby and find out!

 

We got a badass over here. lol

[后子]

I haven't played GTA:O since the beginning. I was a few months late. My first character reached 97 before I made a new one. The new on reached 112. And the character I have now is 139. My point is, while I don't consider myself good, I can defend myself against jerks and squeakers whonlike to roll up on me in their Zentorno and stick their oozie out thenwindow.

 

Today I joined a session, and this chap in a buzzard, at level 250 (roughly) tried to take me out with missles. I immediately used the homing launcher and dispatched him, following up with a simple message "douchebag", just too inform him how unimpressed I was with his behavior.

 

Clearly irritated he attempted to kill me multiple times, each one a failure. After 10 kills, he went off the radar, prompting me to go into passive mode. Afterward I sent him the message "Nope. No cheap kills." I waited for him to appear on the radar again and then took the easy way out, so I could safely leave passive mode and continue on with our business.

 

I killed him five more times before entering passive mode to talk more trash, as few things in this game satisfy me more than trolling a troll. And he procceeded to attempt to run me over.

 

After the trash talk I left the session without being killed by this sap a single time. Quite lucky for me really, considering I'm far from skilled.

 

Please. No "cool story, bro" comments. They amuse no one. I simply wanted to read some other people's anti-troll stories.

 

To answer your question, most definitely. And you're right, soooo satisfying. But how exactly was the guy you kept killing a troll? Doesn't sound like he did anything except try to kill you in free roam, which is just part of the game.

[Bailamos1]

I am ranked 395 now - At the beginning of my GTA V - career - I was trolling around as well, especially when I suddenly had the RPG - against usually lowranked players - among the time, I indeedly apprehended that it quiet not was fair. I am now playing a long time on free mode without trolling, less or more actually trying to help newbies by driving them around in my cars and showing them stuff, like my tank, my planes, helicopters, they enjoy it and appreciate that I let them. I also throw my guns so they can collect it and try it.

It feels fine for me.

[Ieech]

 

I haven't played GTA:O since the beginning. I was a few months late. My first character reached 97 before I made a new one. The new on reached 112. And the character I have now is 139. My point is, while I don't consider myself good, I can defend myself against jerks and squeakers whonlike to roll up on me in their Zentorno and stick their oozie out thenwindow.

 

Today I joined a session, and this chap in a buzzard, at level 250 (roughly) tried to take me out with missles. I immediately used the homing launcher and dispatched him, following up with a simple message "douchebag", just too inform him how unimpressed I was with his behavior.

 

Clearly irritated he attempted to kill me multiple times, each one a failure. After 10 kills, he went off the radar, prompting me to go into passive mode. Afterward I sent him the message "Nope. No cheap kills." I waited for him to appear on the radar again and then took the easy way out, so I could safely leave passive mode and continue on with our business.

 

I killed him five more times before entering passive mode to talk more trash, as few things in this game satisfy me more than trolling a troll. And he procceeded to attempt to run me over.

 

After the trash talk I left the session without being killed by this sap a single time. Quite lucky for me really, considering I'm far from skilled.

 

Please. No "cool story, bro" comments. They amuse no one. I simply wanted to read some other people's anti-troll stories.

 

To answer your question, most definitely. And you're right, soooo satisfying. But how exactly was the guy you kept killing a troll? Doesn't sound like he did anything except try to kill you in free roam, which is just part of the game.

 

+1

 

Way too many people here mistakenly use the term 'troll' for just about any uncomfortable or non-ideal activity.

Edited February 18, 2015 by Ieech

[Jehannum]

Trolling me would be a bad idea because i move in a unit in free roam rarely by myself so if you try me or my familia, you will have to try several of us, just a bad idea in general.

 

I troll occasionally, and I specifically target crews. Having a load of players running around is the most fun. I very nearly got crunched doing this last night, but that's what makes it enjoyable. My strategy is to concentrate on the least skilled player, hopefully making him or his mates feel he's not worthy to be in the crew.

[FrugalDangerMan]

 

Best way to get back at Trolls is to get a Cargobob and drop their PV in the Ocean.

 

 

 

Every time I tried this I got shot out of the sky. On the new gen consoles (dunno abt old gen), you can't be passive to pick up an object with the cargobob. So I have to disable passive and attempt to pick up their vehicle but they end up noticing this and BOOM, i'm TAINTED MEAT!!!! (accepting the kick in the face knockout)

 

 

Yeah, doing this takes patience. Basically, wait for them to leave the area which may mean you leaving the area. Go passive, go underground, do whatever it takes to get them to focus their attention on some other sap,

 

Then make your move.

 

It wont always work out, but when it does, man does it feel good.

[Elder Maxson]

There was this level 20 guy griefing around in a Lazer until I knocked him out of sky with the homing rockets. Then 3/4 of the session ganged up on him and repeatedly killed this guy. After a few minutes (and a total of 35 deaths to him), he left.

 

Some of us volunteered to join his new session there and kicked his ass further more.

[Ubermacht]

I used to do a lot of tank destroying back when they were actually a threat. Of course, I'd then mercilessly destroy the owner of the tank and any vehicles they owned with a Lazer.

 

I remember one time I was playing with a secondary character, trying to level it up to rank 6 so I could do the appearance change glitch on my main. For some reason I was in free-mode with a stock pistol and a stolen Zion, when some rank 80ish in a tastelessly modified Elegy comes up and shoots me. I respawn, and he tries to pull the same trick again, only I manage to kill him despite having a sh*t weapon and 0 shooting skill. He respawns, thinks I'll be easy to kill, and takes cover nearby with an assault rifle. I do the same, but with a pistol, and when he pops out of cover he's met with a bullet to the head. This repeats about 5 times before I realise his Elegy is unlocked. So I go for a drive off the pier, at which point he realises he's getting destroyed by a rank 4 character, and leaves.

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

Trolling me would be a bad idea because i move in a unit in free roam rarely by myself so if you try me or my familia, you will have to try several of us, just a bad idea in general.

I troll occasionally, and I specifically target crews. Having a load of players running around is the most fun. I very nearly got crunched doing this last night, but that's what makes it enjoyable. My strategy is to concentrate on the least skilled player, hopefully making him or his mates feel he's not worthy to be in the crew.

Thats lame bro, if you really wanna prove how good you are, you go after the toughest opponent which will in turn make you a better player. You can't learn and better yourself against weaker opponents.

[Turkey Shenanigans]

LOL YES

 

I was in LS Customs and this guy was on the map waiting for me to come out. I waited for him to pause the game (on the minimap there's a flag to show paused) and then I drove out. Caught him off guard. I killed him and drove away.

 

The next time I was in my garage changing which car went where (I have extreme OCD. Gotta go biggest car to smallest) and looked on the map again. f*cker was right outside stalking me like sh*t on a stick. I drove out in my Zen so he couldn't shoot me through the back. Went reverse and blasted his ass.

 

I was also robbing a store and he came up to me YET AGAIN. I hid behind the counter, shot the door and quickly threw a sticky and blew his ass up. He then left the game.

 

And yet another time, I was on top of the Auguary Insurance building sniping. Troll gets a tank and tries to blow me up. I just use a homing launcher and bam hes gone.

 

Please trolls, if you can't kill me the first time don't bother coming after me 3 more times.

 

 

This is my definition of a troll don't discriminate

[Raavi x Spider-Vice FAGS]

a couple of weeks ago, me and my friend made new carachters.. and then ofcouse some duche came and killed my friend, he thought he could get some easy kills because we where low ranged.. the score ended 40+ to 3 to me and my friend.. one of his three kill where the first kill. the 2 others where kills he made when exiting pussimode.. yeah he used pussimode he was a real loser.. he left the session.. and we had a laugh..

LOL YES

 

I was in LS Customs and this guy was on the map waiting for me to come out. I waited for him to pause the game (on the minimap there's a flag to show paused) and then I drove out. Caught him off guard. I killed him and drove away.

 

The next time I was in my garage changing which car went where (I have extreme OCD. Gotta go biggest car to smallest) and looked on the map again. f*cker was right outside stalking me like sh*t on a stick. I drove out in my Zen so he couldn't shoot me through the back. Went reverse and blasted his ass.

 

I was also robbing a store and he came up to me YET AGAIN. I hid behind the counter, shot the door and quickly threw a sticky and blew his ass up. He then left the game.

 

And yet another time, I was on top of the Auguary Insurance building sniping. Troll gets a tank and tries to blow me up. I just use a homing launcher and bam hes gone.

 

Please trolls, if you can't kill me the first time don't bother coming after me 3 more times.

 

 

This is my definition of a troll don't discriminate

 

you where on the roof sniping... and the guy in the tank where a "troll"...?? sounds like you where the asshole killing everyone from the rooftop... Im a right?

[Turkey Shenanigans]

a couple of weeks ago, me and my friend made new carachters.. and then ofcouse some duche came and killed my friend, he thought he could get some easy kills because we where low ranged.. the score ended 40+ to 3 to me and my friend.. one of his three kill where the first kill. the 2 others where kills he made when exiting pussimode.. yeah he used pussimode he was a real loser.. he left the session.. and we had a laugh..

LOL YES

 

I was in LS Customs and this guy was on the map waiting for me to come out. I waited for him to pause the game (on the minimap there's a flag to show paused) and then I drove out. Caught him off guard. I killed him and drove away.

 

The next time I was in my garage changing which car went where (I have extreme OCD. Gotta go biggest car to smallest) and looked on the map again. f*cker was right outside stalking me like sh*t on a stick. I drove out in my Zen so he couldn't shoot me through the back. Went reverse and blasted his ass.

 

I was also robbing a store and he came up to me YET AGAIN. I hid behind the counter, shot the door and quickly threw a sticky and blew his ass up. He then left the game.

 

And yet another time, I was on top of the Auguary Insurance building sniping. Troll gets a tank and tries to blow me up. I just use a homing launcher and bam hes gone.

 

Please trolls, if you can't kill me the first time don't bother coming after me 3 more times.

 

 

This is my definition of a troll don't discriminate

 

you where on the roof sniping... and the guy in the tank where a "troll"...?? sounds like you where the asshole killing everyone from the rooftop... Im a right?

 

Yes I was sniping. Yes the guy in the tank was a troll. How does he somehow become 'not a troll' because I was on the roof sniping?

 

And how does sniping make me an "asshole"? I'm not one of those guys who camps on the roof the whole time. I wasn't even killing people. I was testing with my friend to see how far sniper bullets go, as he said they went further. Then the guy in the tank shows up.

 

So no, you are not right.

[boone4796]

My absolute memorable was between me and some poor bastard. We swapped kills around the map for a while, he sent enough messages back to me to get sucked into his troll ness.

I got bored just straight up Pvp with him so I started calling Lamar and Lester and just obliterating him in every way imaginable.....

 

Then come his little buddy to join the action......

Both of them in First guys zeterno, after first few kills to both of them I decided to go find a cargobob and wait till that car was unoccupied

 

They head to Los santos customs where this level 20ish guy was and just spawn kill the sh*t out of him while still In the trolls zeterno. I grabbed the cargobob and hovered over them, watching this madness and waiting for the one time mr low level caps this guy so I can swoop in and take his car for a wash in the ocean---- well it finally happens, I grab the car and start the journey to the ocean. I didn't realize it but his buddy was still in the car. Half way to the ocean I saw the door open and the guy jump out to his death. Drop the car and send troll a message, I wanted him to know it was me His response was short and sweet to me.... "Wtf man"

I couldn't believe how lucky i was that day, making premeditated plans in this game almost never seem to happen for me.... This time was just my day I guess