Favorite GTA Quotes

[Crafty_Sketch]

Well, I like to try to start a thread that doesn't get locked or deleted. (Seems to be hard to keep one going without it being marked spam)

 

So, I do love the people on here and I would love to hear people's favorite quotes from the GTA series.

 

My personal favorite is, "Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losin' theirs, and blamin' you? Then you straight homie!" -Big Smoke, GTA:SA

Edited February 13, 2015 by Crafty_Sketch

[happygrowls]

"All we had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!"

[American Viking]

Here are some of my favorite quotes from GTA IV.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Niko - "I come here, and the only thing big about your life is the cockroaches."

 

Roman - "This city is like a giant Udermilken Ice Cream Shop. Thirty-six flavors of titty!"

 

Packie - "Word to the wise: she don't put out, which is convenient 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you."

 

Johnny K. - "You told me? You told me? You don't tell me sh*t you little f*ck"

 

Jimmy P. - "I'll give you a call. Who ever I say to go see, go see 'em and shut 'em up!"

Edited February 14, 2015 by American Alpha

[Drunken Cowboy]

"Caasin!"

[The Deadite]

"All that effort for f*cking nothing, history of my life"

 

I love Packie and this line .

[.Ryan.]

"When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. There were fifteen of us. All boys from the village. But one of us betrayed the group. It was a setup... for money! Twelve people died, three escaped. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here."

 

Niko.

 

Most epic quote in the series IMO.

[--Vega--]

"Yeah.. that's real Grove Street style now!" - Emmet

 

"You bought this sh*t off Emmet??? Damn we screwed" - Sweet

 

 

 

Lol

Edited February 14, 2015 by Mzeppelin

[PhillBellic]

"Cheesy Vaginas!" Random Bum.

[TheOneLibertonian]

GTA IV had the best quotes in the series so far.

 

"This is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for."

 

Niko: When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.

Mrs. Faustin: And you don't worry about your soul?

Niko: After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul.

Mrs. Faustin: God is very complicated. You mustn't give up hope.

Niko: Well, I don't know about that.

 

"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I was very young and very angry."

Edited February 17, 2015 by The_Ghost

[Femme Fatale]

Trevor Philips: "Any hole's a goal."(I like it because it's true, and Jesus said it in the bible.)

 

Random Hercules Dancer: "Can you believe the DJ? Soooo cliche!"

 

Bernie Crane: "I think...I think just because I'm fabulous!"

 

Gay Tony: "In my day, gay guys used to be lonely, needy, and lost. Now, they're all in relationships!"

Edited February 18, 2015 by MotelGuy

[tranceking26]

Tommy: I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you

 

Edited February 18, 2015 by drr26

[Pedinhuh]

Vlad: "Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin, what's your name again?"
Niko: "Big mouth prick."

Playboy X: "You know Jesus?...He did some crazy sh*t, too. I mean, everyone does. He killed people. He killed John that bapist cat, he did what he had to do..."

Brucie: "Are you here to learn something or to make fun?"
Niko: "Make fun."