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The Lonesome Drifter

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Then Claude became magically gay. Making him the first ever gay player protagonist in GTA.

 

Then all of a sudden...

Shrek anally raped him.

 

Except...... it wasn't rape :catspider:And Claude had wet dreams of only one thing that night... And every other night that year...
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Then Claude became magically gay. Making him the first ever gay player protagonist in GTA.

 

Then all of a sudden...

Shrek anally raped him.

 

Except...... it wasn't rape :catspider:
And Claude had wet dreams of only one thing that night... And every other night that year...

 

And that was to be a woman and have Shrek deflower him/her.

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When he got together with Shrek it hurt like hell. Maybe he should've had a more professional transversion. He should've known the doctor was bad news when he saw his Pogo mask...

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Then Claude became magically gay. Making him the first ever gay player protagonist in GTA.

 

Then all of a sudden...

Shrek anally raped him.

 

Except...... it wasn't rape :catspider:
And Claude had wet dreams of only one thing that night... And every other night that year...

 

And that was to be a woman and have Shrek deflower him/her. But then he realised Shrek doesn't care for ones gender...

 

Edit: Damm ninja's ;)

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...and this thread was closed because some mod considered it spam

Even though it was a metaphor for the collapse of the san andreas economy.

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

And he happily agreed due to no bowling alleys being present in LC in 2001...

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

And he happily agreed due to no bowling alleys being present in LC in 2001...

They then proceeded to get in a regina and preform a cross country road trip to las venturas.

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

And he happily agreed due to no bowling alleys being present in LC in 2001...
They then proceeded to get in a regina and preform a cross country road trip to las venturas.

Robbing only 16 burger shots of their bleeder burgers while en route.

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

And he happily agreed due to no bowling alleys being present in LC in 2001...

They then proceeded to get in a regina and preform a cross country road trip to las venturas.

 

Then shrek stopped the car on a lonesome road and raped Claude behind a rock. There was a car passing by. He tried, but couldn't scream. Damn his inability to speak.

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

And he happily agreed due to no bowling alleys being present in LC in 2001...

They then proceeded to get in a regina and preform a cross country road trip to las venturas.

 

Then shrek stopped the car on a lonesome road and raped Claude behind a rock. There was a car passing by. He tried, but couldn't scream. Damn his inability to speak.

 

Shrek then took Claude to a nearby bathroom to continued the anal carnage. Claude took a selfie when he was getting delicious buttsex and uploaded it to the interwebz to get likes, thumbs ups and subscriptions. You know, life gives you lemons...

 

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Then, Claude got a mysterious call from a eastern european man asking to go bowling.

And he happily agreed due to no bowling alleys being present in LC in 2001...
They then proceeded to get in a regina and preform a cross country road trip to las venturas.

 

Then shrek stopped the car on a lonesome road and raped Claude behind a rock. There was a car passing by. He tried, but couldn't scream. Damn his inability to speak.

 

Shrek then took Claude to a nearby bathroom to continued the anal carnage. Claude took a selfie when he was getting delicious buttsex and uploaded it to the interwebz to get likes, thumbs ups and subscriptions. You know, life gives you lemons...

 

photo-801539.png?_r=1396405143

They then continued to Las Venturas, where they went to a blind asian man's casino.

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This thread is mostly spam nonsense and evidence of why we simply don't do this sort of thing.

 

Closed.

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