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yello cactus

The Sanchez Experience: Off-Roading Meets [360]

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yello cactus

Only a few places left...

 

The people who are going on their holidays are...

1. yello cactus

2. steve dogg51

3. leadslinger53

4. UTAH BOY

5. Alex Hardy (GT TBC)

6. DEATHstalker657
7. King Ginger
8. Gsxe generous
9. MTBB47

10. Parkour Flippers

11. Glesgatroops

12. LDHalcrow1215

13. bodhidharma

14. GoodTimesAhead

15. DignifiedTick

16. Unheardsquid189

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yello cactus

Consider yourself added :)

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GoodTimesAhead

I am Canadian estern time & would love to join the trails n mountain shreddn with u fellas.

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yello cactus

No probs. I'll add you to the list. Please take a look at the front page as it explaines what the meet consists of. :)

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mcfarplays

6pm est. Add me: Unheardsquid189

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yello cactus

Ok guys, we have 16 names. I'll open a reserve list but don't worry, there's always going to be no shows so you'll probably get in (no shows!! How dare you!!! :) )

 

1. yello cactus

2. steve dogg51

3. leadslinger53

4. UTAH BOY

5. Alex Hardy (GT TBC)

6. DEATHstalker657
7. King Ginger
8. Gsxe generous
9. MTBB47

10. Parkour Flippers

11. Glesgatroops

12. LDHalcrow1215

13. bodhidharma

14. GoodTimesAhead

15. DignifiedTick

16. Unheardsquid189

If you're not on my xbox live friends list i'd appreciate it if you could add me 'yello cactus', if not, i'll add you this Friday or Saturday.

This is the Sanchez Holidays, so i'd appreciate it if you would dress accordingly to get into the theme of the meet and clear down you Snapmatic and take as many photos as possible. :)

Yello

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livejoker

Can't wait! Got my Sanchez all lubed up - just waiting for me to slide on top of it, straddle it good and just start laying down some rubber. Oooh, get that rubber going! Enough place on the love seat for two other people, you know. I actually have a picture of me riding on a motorcycle with Toto and Jerry from when I went on that vacation that I booked when I accepted those mushrooms from that farmer with one eye made out of jell-o:


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I'm the one on the back - God, I had to hold onto Toto so hard that I thrusted into him. Jerry looks a bit disappointed that I wasn't thrusting into him instead!

Googling "too many people on a motorcycle" gives less results about too many people on a motorcycle than it does for "three people on a motorcycle". Try it.


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yello cactus

It'll be ood to have you along, you'll be welcome with open legs arm.
Lubed, Straddle, Laying and Rubber...only you could get those words into your opening sentance :)

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mcfarplays

I may not be able to make it. Family wants to do a lot today....

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yello cactus

No probs. If you do get on, just send me a message

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livejoker

The Sanchez Summer Holiday Feedback
July 11th, Saturday @ 3PM PDT//4PM MDT//
5PM CDT//6PM EDT//7PM ADT//11PM BST//
1AM EEST (Sun.)//3:30AM IST (Sun.)//
10AM NZST (Sun.)


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Feedback:
The rate at which Xbox 360 meets are dying is becoming more and more apparent, especially when good events such as this one has a nearly-full list of attendees yet only a small handful show up. How long will the low numbers for events be a thing? I'm not sure and quite frankly I'm afraid that we're putting more effort into something that just won't give back - that isn't just worth it. For those that did join the Sanchez Summer Holiday I must thank you all for being patient, understanding and just a joy to game with. The servers weren't kind (as they have been as of late) with players getting dropped a few times and the last event being impossible to load up which nearly ruined the end of the meet.

Glad to see Freddy around again but bummed he didn't have a mic. Luckily, everyone else were chatting and cracking jokes, especially Yello who had this script written by Monty Python. The jokes were very much in that style; we rode a bus that was supposed to break down but it didn't no matter what Yello did, we were told we'd be staying at a 5 star hotel but ended up dropping our luggage on a bunch of cockroaches, we stayed at a wooden cabin that saw its share of BDSM fanatics...it was hands down the weirdest trip ever. Yello played the "worst travel agent ever" role down to the suit. He was perfect in selling us this idea that this trip would change our lives but it was just complete sh*t! I don't think I'll book this agent again, to be honest.

I don't really have any bad commentary due to the problems we ran into. I will say that I felt the lobby was a bit dead so I made a fool out of myself and was more loud than I typically am to liven people up. It's really rare to meet other players that are loud and "clown of the lobby" as I am so I'm hoping to see more of that attitude in the future. We can't really help who joins or not. It's just a shame that those that signed up couldn't make it. Repeated "offenders" that don't notify the host should be put on some sort of "no-show" list for the future.

Not all is bad, though. It was actually a blast! Using a bus to ride around and chat was tons of fun and works really well; clearly a Yello idea/staple. Keep doing that. The events Yello planned for us reminded me a lot of the meets that I would join when I first started joining GTA:O meets. The ideas were bare-simple and stupid fun. We needed to buy beer, rob a store and then race to this sex hotel but we had to be paired up. Another one had us race to a sh*tty hotel and first place got some deluxe room but when we arrived everyone was like, "you can keep that prize". The winner actually lost on that one, if you know what I mean. Meets have evolved to include special voting categories and minigames and they become this whole event. What Yello did was go back to the root of meets; create a theme and just have fun.

Yello, please stick to this formula! It works amazingly well no matter if there's 5 people or 15 people. I seriously cannot wait to join the next holiday - this one just made me stressed with the whole "sleep with cockroaches, you'll get 5% off" deal. Yuck!

Pictures:


I'll be honest...I totally forgot the "Summer Holiday" theme. I got the "Flight of the Bumblebee" horn and just dressed up as a bee:
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We met at the Escapism Travel agency location where the bus couldn't be locked so the agency would park it where they would see it from inside the building:
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Some of the travelers needed a stiff drink to relax:
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Others took something entirely different to relax:
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Those arriving late made sure to show off:
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But dressed as casual as f*ck:
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Some hot babes would accompany our lucky travelers!
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Night fell and it was time to ride the bus!
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The bus "broke" down so I rode with this blonde (Freddy). Expect to see that head a lot:
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We raced to our first hotel, MTB "winning" the luxury room. It was apparently "cockroach free!" but a quick look showed that some sort of brown liquid was dripping on the bed:
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We had a small pool party. Most of us had to get a tetanus shot afterwards:
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We stopped by an ammu-nation for a parachute. What would we be doing next...?
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Cruising down the road with my blonde head friend:
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Climbing up a mountain with my blonde head friend:
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About to hit a jump with my blonde head friend:
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Looking at two guys fall down the mountain with my blonde head friend:
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MTB won most events we had done so far so I hopped on with him to jump off Mount Chiliad:
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We missed the ramp completely, we both died and spawned in the hell hole known as "the side of Mount Chiliad". Goddamnit:
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Once we rolled down to Paleto Bay, we were greeted by a familiar sight:
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The driver is either wishing really hard that the bus doesn't break down again or he just sh*t himself:
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It didn't break down and took us at "the sex hotel". Crow got a room with me and now can't walk straight - or is straight, for that matter:
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Oh no! The bus just blew up!
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*Crow looks over at Yello holding a rocket launcher*
"I don't know what you're talking about."
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A clone of our travel agent showed up in a sweet helicopter!
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But it was only to follow us as we had to race to a store, buy beer, rob the store and come back to the sex hotel:
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I was paired with now-slightly-more-wide-in-the-buttcheek-area Crow. Expect to see this helmet a lot from now on:
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We bought beer, robbed the place and we're now next to those in 2nd place:
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We had passed our rivals but MTB was first to return to the sex hotel. We knew he was there because we saw his bike next to Yello's chopper and some disturbing moans that will keep me awake at night:
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To really relax (because all that bum sex wasn't working), we stopped at a real resort. Finally!
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No bartender was there to serve us. I now have a new job!
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"Excuse me, miss? Could I get a drink?"
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"Shh! I'm trying to do some light reading!"
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"Shut up! Where the hell is my drink?!"
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"I knew I should've booked for Vegas."
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The guests were about to book out - luckily our travel agent told us something that we had to try...all that beer we bought? Well, let's just say it came to good use with those bikes. Now some other things were planned but forces bigger than a travel agent made that nice finish impossible so we had to improvise...
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Back in the city of Los Santos!
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We were relaxed and happy to be back:
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So much that we started a Beastie Boys-esque rap group. Here is the cover for our next album entitled "Holiday, Celebrate". Wow, what a trip!
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Edited by livejoker

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Mangled Crow

Glad we all had a great time tonight riding all those sanchez, even though i kept crashing stuff, got everybody police attention, got robbed by a mugger (damn, but no money lost, you got lucky Tick) but forget all that crap, even though there was a small group of people, we all still had a great time from the big city of Los Santos to the widespread area of Blaine County, chatting with each other, making jokes, and just plain o'l fun, hope we have better meet with more friends soon.

 

We was riding along in a random bus that Yello found, but anyways i was taking a picture inside then i saw Freddy who looked like a elderly person to me (lol :lol: )

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After that we went to that nice looking motel until minutes later, Yello decided to blow up the bus, glad i took a shot of this quickly

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After a while a pissed off fireman was trying to beat me up and then he started to pick on "what's his face" (sorry forgot your name bud)

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Then after that enjoyable vacation, we all came back home to our beautiful Los Santos, i decided to take a selfie while exiting the plane, i thought "man what a great vacation from the red dots to the rough streets of LS"

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yello cactus

Thank for the comments and great photos. There were problems with the R* servers not having the 'creator' races available but nevertheless i enjoyed the evening but more importantly to me is you guys did.

 

Watching you all get drunk and riding down the beach was hilarious but i need to apologies for the pilot and bus driver keep crashing and breaking down :)

I'll cobble together a highlights video through the week and post it here. Once again, thank you for choosing Escapism Tours and The Sanchez Experience :)

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yello cactus

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yello cactus

If there's a twinkle of interest or a tiny flame of passion for a one off Sanchez meet (including Enduro) in the future, let me know.

It wouldn't be until November due to other x1 and x360 events i'm involved with but any interest will be taken on board.

On a personal note, i'd like to run Sanchez Holidays once again due to the R* servers not allowing me to start some creator stuff I had designed.

Thank you

yello

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livejoker

Goddamnit, now you accept Enduros?! I JUST sold mine! I hate you. I really do. But I'd still be interested in buying a new one just to join a Yello meet! 360 or X1, no matter (well, I DO have my Enduro on the 360...they don't swap cars with one console and the other, right?). Sanchez Holiday was a blast. Definitely do that again. Last one was Summer (my post has broken pics, weird. Will have to check other posts to see if the pattern crosses over). The next should be Fall or maybe skip it and go straight for Christmas (but not named Christmas due to religious beliefs and that whole thing - I'm sure you can work that in into your "sh*ttiest travels agent" script somewhere!).

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yello cactus

All the vehicles should swap straight over including any modded cars such as the cageless Mesa or street wheel Sanchez's etc

i'm sure i can re-work the script should i do the Sanchez Holidays:)

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