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es Joyce's Ulysses. What a... thing you are. You may've bested me twice, but not this time, no no. Third time's the charm. Always is.

True story, that. Alright, let's start it.

Hm. Yeah, this is now I remember it exactly, confusing as hell.

You know, Carl Jung once read Ulysses, and came to the conclusion that Joyce was schizophrenic. I can't blame him, really.

Though, his reaction to Finnigan's Wake has apparently been unrecorded.

Sad, that. Though, you gotta hand it to Joyce, he was very nearly blind when he wrote it, real determinator. Oh, damn I'm getting off topic, aren't I?

C'mon, this was your downfall before, getting distracted on things that weren't involved with the book the past two times and hey is my brother playing my Hendrix records? Ah, bollocks he is.

- 'Ey what the hell do you think yer doing?

- I dunno, I'm just trying these records out that you bought a while back and never use.

- Christ, Will, how many times, don't screw around with the vinyl!

I better put it back in the sleeve carefully, and put it somewhere safe, don't want his grubby little paws all over it. He ain't gonna be happy, but screw 'im. He take the piss outta me fer liking this stuff, he can f*ck right off.

Hypocrite.

And he's ran off, oh well I guess this proves something, though I can't quite grasp what that is.

 

Ah, sh*te, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, Ulysses. Reading that. Yeah.

But there is that thing I was going to do last night, er... damn, what was it?

Jeff Buckley's Garage concert, that was it. I remember this guy posted a link to a download site that had it on, and it promised good sound quality.

Promised that it had his fabled 26 minute version of Kanga Roo on it, which is like the 26 minute version of Helter Skelter of Jeff Buckley songs.

The Manson Family were crazy. Hearing 'secret messages in the White Album' Jesus Christ. And a Helter Skelter is a slide, you ignorant American sh*theads. Christ, if you're gonna do a murdering spree, at least bring a dictionary with you.

 

so pirating helluva thing see I dont really condone it but when you dont really have any other choice well what choice do you have i mean it was never released so I guess its okay hooray for murky legal waters.

just gotta find the site on my browser history easier said then done really especially considering how long it is high school really is no joke

man I miss primary simpler days, really you knew everyone in yer class and everyone knew you like that cheesy 80's sitcom name eludes me now should fix that.

Ah, here it is. Just gotta click the link and the f*ck? It's been deleted by the user. Well, f*ck. Oh well, didn't want to potentially have a criminal record.

 

f*cking hell, what was I doing before? Oh yeah, Jam

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The Manson Family were crazy. Hearing 'secret messages in the White Album' Jesus Christ. And a Helter Skelter is a slide, you ignorant American sh*theads. Christ, if you're gonna do a murdering spree, at least bring a dictionary with you.

Priceless. And helter skelter seems to mean a f*ckton of things, i thought it meant disorder.

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The Manson Family were crazy. Hearing 'secret messages in the White Album' Jesus Christ. And a Helter Skelter is a slide, you ignorant American sh*theads. Christ, if you're gonna do a murdering spree, at least bring a dictionary with you.

 

Priceless. And helter skelter seems to mean a f*ckton of things, i thought it meant disorder.

Thanks. I aimed to have at least one moment of comedy in there. It also means to do things in a rushed order.

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Jam, as in Chris Morris? Or the spread?

 

Fun read. Touch too loose for me but that's obviously the point. ;)

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Jam, as in Chris Morris? Or the spread?

Fun read. Touch too loose for me but that's obviously the point. ;)

Mmmm jam.

 

I've been reading Ulysses recently. Can you tell?

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