AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 This topic, I want to hear what you would do if you had the opportunity to meet Niko Bellic in real life. What would you do together? What would you ask Niko? What food would you eat with him? Would you even play IV with him or do you think that would destroy the space time continuum or make Niko angry with you? So, what would you do if you met with the real Niko Bellic? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
123robot Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "Hey Niko, let's go bowling!" theGTAking101, MythAlex, Alvarez and 17 others 20 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazlowsucksiloveslutS Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 This is a really stupid topic. Two years ago, I met a guy like Niko. It was like a random encounter in the game, but sh*t was real. The guy had a beard similar to Niko's and he'd been to prison for murder. He said I owed him 5 euros. I denied this sh*t. Then he threatened to "remove me from the citizenship of the town." I nearly pissed my pants. We went to ATM to get the 5 euros. As we walked there I asked how was life, he said it was f*cked up, that it was cheaper to die than to live, that he'd carve his own tombstone. sh*t, I was so lucky to come out alive. Praise the Lord. Jago, Webster., Drunken Cowboy and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg37 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Meeting Niko Without knowing his reputation I'd probably just pass by saying hi. Knowing his reputation I wouldn't even want to meet him. bahraini_carguy, Sussus Amongus and Drunken Cowboy 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygrowls Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 punch him and swim underwater, he can't get me then. Sussus Amongus, lilchris131, bahraini_carguy and 12 others 15 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I have a feeling you made this topic while under the influence. Unfortunately someone already made the obligatory bowling joke, but if Niko existed in the real world and I met him I'd just make sure not to piss him off and maybe ask him how Roman or Kate are doing just to close the chapter on which ending is canon. bahraini_carguy, Dawg37 and Niobium 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg37 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 punch him and swim underwater, he can't get me then. Punch him in your scuba gear? if not how long can you hold your breath because you may get sniped the f*cked up. bahraini_carguy 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "What size tracksuit do you wear?" Drunken Cowboy and bahraini_carguy 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel. Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 So how are your cousin and girlfriend doing? MythAlex, bahraini_carguy and universetwisters 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deadite Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I have a feeling you made this topic while under the influence. why? it's not so bad, IMO. probably i would ask for a weird favor, like i use to do, knowing Niko he's good at solving problems for random guys. bahraini_carguy and theGTAking101 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster. Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 What did I tell you about making topics like these, Greenrock? bahraini_carguy, E•MO•TION and tranceking26 3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066870869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) We would go bowling and then get drunk, when drunk we will spoon one another. Edited January 24, 2015 by maxpaynefan Testarossa, The Deadite, tranceking26 and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066871078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice City criminal Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) f*ck bitches, play bowling. Edited January 24, 2015 by Vice City criminal TheFlareEntercounter, Dawg37, E•MO•TION and 4 others 7 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066871105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 It would be like a family reunion. bahraini_carguy 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066872695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Ryan. Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 I would let him know of all the trolls who hate him on GTAF, give him their personal details and sit back and laugh hysterically as he hands their asses to them. Or... We could just go bowling.. MythAlex, xolov, Testarossa and 9 others 12 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066875854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
American Viking Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) I would love the opportunity to pick his brain. Niko gets along well with people who're straight with him and honest in character and I'm that type of person, so maybe once I got to know him a bit I'd ask him questions like "what're you hoping to achieve by coming to LC"? I'd also ask him about his life over in Europe but I'd never ask him about his time in war and his friends who were murdered. Not only is that not something you ever ask a vet, it's also not the last conversation I want to have. Edited January 25, 2015 by American Alpha The Deadite, bahraini_carguy, Testarossa and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066875876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 I would let him know of all the trolls who hate him on GTAF, give him their personal details and sit back and laugh hysterically as he hands their asses to them. Or... We could just go bowling.. Bowling sounds fun, Roman. LiniArc and bahraini_carguy 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066875893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiniArc Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) I would take his autograph and then a selfie with him. Then we would talk about what up with Roman,Mallorie and their Kid. I would tell him that I feel bad about kate's death. Then I would go with Niko in car and see entire Liberty City with him and Chatting all time. We would also visit Hove Beach and all the accessible interiors and shows that were open in Gta IV. Atlast I would tell him to stay safe for his entire life and enjoy it with Roman and his family. I would also let him know how much we love him. Niko You will always be the Best.-CR7. Edited January 25, 2015 by Cristiano Ronaldo 7 MythAlex, Jeansowaty, AuSsIeThUnDeR36 and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066876744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I would take his autograph and then a selfie with him. Then we would talk about what up with Roman,Mallorie and their Kid. I would tell him that I feel bad about kate's death. Then I would go with Niko in car and see entire Liberty City with him and Chatting all time. We would also visit Hove Beach and all the accessible interiors and shows that were open in Gta IV. Atlast I would tell him to stay safe for his entire life and enjoy it with Roman and his family. I would also let him know how much we love him. Niko You will always be the Best.-CR7. Would you like for me to arrange a meeting, Christiano? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066898678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 I would probably just walk straight up and shake his hand then go for a coffee with him. I wouldn't delve into the whole war and the dead children thing, I'd stay well clear of depressing topics. I'd probably just ask how his family is and if he was still living in Liberty City. Then I'd show him the cover of GTA IV and say that millions of people bought this game and that it's about you Niko. Then if he got angry or confused by that, I'd probably just laugh and say it's a really cool game but we don't have to talk about that if you don't want to. I'd love to see Niko's reaction to playing IV himself. I wonder what it would be like if someone made a game about yourself? It would be a weird, almost surreal experience. Niko, if he played IV, would probably know exactly how all the missions went down and would whip major a** .Ryan. 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066898701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiniArc Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I would take his autograph and then a selfie with him. Then we would talk about what up with Roman,Mallorie and their Kid. I would tell him that I feel bad about kate's death. Then I would go with Niko in car and see entire Liberty City with him and Chatting all time. We would also visit Hove Beach and all the accessible interiors and shows that were open in Gta IV. Atlast I would tell him to stay safe for his entire life and enjoy it with Roman and his family. I would also let him know how much we love him. Niko You will always be the Best.-CR7. Would you like for me to arrange a meeting, Cristiano? Yeah you can surely proceed gentleman. Let me know when Niko is free and PM me otherwise everyone will know and their would be a lot of crowd who will come to meet niko. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066899585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd probably squat and drink vodka with him on the side of the street. The Deadite and theGTAking101 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066899918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceking26 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I would ask him if I can borrow his orange Infernus theGTAking101 and AuSsIeThUnDeR36 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066901315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgrd Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 i would just ask him to go bowling with me and ask him to ask badman and little jacob plays bowling with us too. LiniArc 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066901968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I`d ask him to call LJ so i could buy a fully automatic Carbine rifle that i can`t get the license for in my country. Then i`d try to smuggle it to Europe on Platypus.. But in all the seriousness Niko is the kind of person you would be happy to befriend with in real life. Smart, loyal, honest and brave. He`d be a very good friend to everyone who`d be nice to him. If i`d have to pick a GTA protagonist that i would want to meet in person that would certainly be Niko. AuSsIeThUnDeR36 and .Ryan. 2 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066917444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelema93 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I would ask him about roman and mallories kid then I would take a trip to Los santos with him and introduce him to michael trevor and franklin then reunite him with packie. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066920553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrindoLindo Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 you can't he died in behind enemy lines Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066920648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted February 4, 2015 Author Share Posted February 4, 2015 you can't he died in behind enemy lines That was a movie you nong Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066920681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrindoLindo Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 you can't he died in behind enemy lines That was a movie you nong The sniper in that movie looked like niko, hence the joke, no matter how unfunny it was. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066920869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niobium Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 probably nothing. i'd be too freaked out to say hi even. imagine meeting a character from a game you liked, who turned out to be real? I have a feeling you made this topic while under the influence. this t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/763370-meeting-niko-in-real-life/#findComment-1066921381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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