Do you have a "Troll" vehicle for Free Roam?

[Fozzie]

I just got my 3rd property, a 10 car garage which I am dedicating to motorcycles which frees up a little space in my other 2 Garages.

I realized I don't have a Trollmobile yet and would like everyone's input on what you think is a good, Trollmobile. This vehicle will not be brought out very often, it's going to sit in the back of the garage in the corner and brought out maybe once every 3 months.

Couple of things first though.

-NO Adder or Zentorno. I downright refuse to own either and my bikes are sacred to me. All other cars/trucks/suvs are fair game

-NO Tank. I'm not a griefer, I just want to annoy someone and be an eyesore when need be.

-It needs to be somewhat quick and handle decently.

I am thinking of a Panto in Chrome/Lime Green with pink rims and white walls, but very open to all suggestions.

With that being said, What is Your Trollmobile or if you were going to get one what would it be?

[GR Choke]

Jester

[KoingWolf]

I'm not sure if it counts as griefing, but I use a Youga can with an ignition explosive in it. Put yourself in passive mode, honk at a random person, get out as they get in, run away, and once they start it up... Boom.

 

I do that for way longer than is probably healthy.

 

Also, the hearse is amazing for attention grabbing.

[Jun2nolimit]

Roosevelt ,panto,Glendale,primo

[Dale Earnhardt]

BF Injection

[CrysisAverted]

yup

 

[Fozzie]

yup

 

I saw a Cheetah last week fly by me while I was in my Warrener, looked like a goddamn Batmobile. Matte Black everything and fully modded..

[TheComedianIsDead]

This thread needs THE expert in this field...

 

Where you at, Giantsgiants?!

[Smesi]

Get a BF Surfer and paint it Chrome / Gold with Lowrider Rims.

[Fozzie]

Also...

 

-No Flaming of Giantsgiants.

I am a musician and consider myself an artist, to me what he does is art so I will have no ripping on GG in this thread. You can disagree with his taste and style, but no trashing him here.

[Imnotthefiveo]

Yup. Hot pink sticker bomb panto with a clown horn, bullbar, spoiler, pink classic rod wheels and pink smoke. Fully modded full armor and bp tires. Gotta hold up a bit for maximum trollage.

[dead goon]

I'm not an annoying douche bag, so no.

[ugotsmoked]

I stay on foot in FM.

[Bnd]

Well that works always.

 

 

http://youtu.be/9EIhB3BdwC0

[Clintonics]

hearse with ignition bomb parked outside LSC

[Relative007]

Airport Bus in Passive Mode on PS4/Xbone. Even in Ghost Mode I am sure it will obscure/distract people if you drive over them in the Middle of a gun fight...if you are truly looking to be a "Troll".

[Halal Cyborg]

i don't troll people in freeroam but i do have a washington in cabernet red with whitewalled white wheels...looks sick

 

might take a pic later when i play again...

 

i have a few others and ill take pics of them anyway

[Misanthrope Z]

contrary to what people may think of me due to my signature, i don't have a douchemobile

[Halal Cyborg]

Also...

 

-No Flaming of Giantsgiants.

I am a musician and consider myself an artist, to me what he does is art so I will have no ripping on GG in this thread. You can disagree with his taste and style, but no trashing him here.

he just does it for the attention m8

 

his cars look sh*t and no creativity is needed beyond thinking whats the worse thing i can do to this car and the furthest from what fits with the cars natural look

[BigJoe_1]

Does it count as trolling if your just plain better than them at the game because there have been so many instances when I've 'trolled' someone by outcornering them or countering their attempt to pit me.

[tenpennyisplainevil]

You can't own it (so saves you a spot, I suppose), but steal a firetruck and kill people with the water cannon. They can't get away once caught and eventually die, it's perfect for trolling. You can also make them suffer longer by *almost* letting them stand up, then knocking them down again, repeat until death. To me, this is the ultimate method of trolling.

If you still want to buy a vehicle, it has to have a bulletproof back for sure for trolling purposes. The Entity might do the job. If the Z-type has a bulletproof back, take that one, it can be obnoxious when styled just right wrong.

[Fozzie]

You can't own it (so saves you a spot, I suppose), but steal a firetruck and kill people with the water cannon. They can't get away once caught and eventually die, it's perfect for trolling. You can also make them suffer longer by *almost* letting them stand up, then knocking them down again, repeat until death. To me, this is the ultimate method of trolling.

 

If you still want to buy a vehicle, it has to have a bulletproof back for sure for trolling purposes. The Entity might do the job. If the Z-type has a bulletproof back, take that one, it can be obnoxious when styled just right wrong.

Entity is my race car and I got a Z-Type already.

 

The Firetruck idea will be fun to try out though.

Edited January 19, 2015 by Fozzie_420

[Is this The Guy?]

My feet

 

I tend to not use cars in free mode, unless i'm in passive, because they don't last long

[Zorvaine]

Calling GG an artist? Is that really suppose to be funny...

 

People seem to be butthurt for not being artistic so they start praising an internet troll so that they don't feel bad about being crap at art themselves.

[Khada Jhin]

Also...

 

-No Flaming of Giantsgiants.

I am a musician and consider myself an artist, to me what he does is art so I will have no ripping on GG in this thread. You can disagree with his taste and style, but no trashing him here.

I agree with your sentiment. While I don't think his cars, or a great many things in gaming, is art (different arguement altogether), he receives an outlandishly bad rap around here for simply posting his vehicles. He has as much of a right to post content here as anyone, yet I've lost count of people advocating for his ban. It's unfortunate, really.

 

OT: I personally like the responses I get when I outrun Adder/Zentorno drivers in the Racecar Massacro. Many don't acknowledge the difference between the normal and homologized racecar Massacro until they can't catch up to and kill the latter.

Edited January 19, 2015 by Arch0n

[tenpennyisplainevil]

 

You can't own it (so saves you a spot, I suppose), but steal a firetruck and kill people with the water cannon. They can't get away once caught and eventually die, it's perfect for trolling. You can also make them suffer longer by *almost* letting them stand up, then knocking them down again, repeat until death. To me, this is the ultimate method of trolling.

 

If you still want to buy a vehicle, it has to have a bulletproof back for sure for trolling purposes. The Entity might do the job. If the Z-type has a bulletproof back, take that one, it can be obnoxious when styled just right wrong.

Entity is my race car and I got a Z-Type already.

 

The Firetruck idea will be fun to try out though.

 

Just one more thing: call 911 for delivery at any time

[JC Hammer]

I am thinking of a Panto in Chrome/Lime Green with pink rims and white walls,

And you claim to be an artist???

 

I don't know what your definition of Toll mobile is but what your describing sounds like something an 8 year old would draw with his crayons....

[psymin]

Calling GG an artist? Is that really suppose to be funny...

 

People seem to be butthurt for not being artistic so they start praising an internet troll so that they don't feel bad about being crap at art themselves.

Its art regardless. ART is a perception, not a standard.

 

On topic - I had my zentorno a nice gold with $$ pink white walls... pink smoke... but I find I dont really fit in with the trolls... not the agro ones anyway.

 

Later I did my nemesis up in hot pink with pink wheels ,whitewalls, pink smoke and clown horn. Then I wore acheatah-print hipster suit with the cat face tshirt and cat head... passive mode jerking, humping, and stunting over gunfights.

That is fun.

[HellStag]

You can't own it (so saves you a spot, I suppose), but steal a firetruck and kill people with the water cannon. They can't get away once caught and eventually die, it's perfect for trolling. You can also make them suffer longer by *almost* letting them stand up, then knocking them down again, repeat until death. To me, this is the ultimate method of trolling.

 

If you still want to buy a vehicle, it has to have a bulletproof back for sure for trolling purposes. The Entity might do the job. If the Z-type has a bulletproof back, take that one, it can be obnoxious when styled just right wrong.

Water boarding with the fire truck is the best next to leaving a hearse at LSC with an ignition bomb in it.

[CrazyHandz]

Place a sticky bomb on a BMX (insured bmx is way more convenient).

 

With the amount of people who pick on BMX users, you can have a lot of fun.