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Once you do get into the industry, you'll have to change your name to Mac Snowballer.

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Tylers post is the best by far.

 

Every time I browse xvids there is someone pissing, fisting or spitting there. I'm not into that, I'm an old school dude back from 2005 bang bros.

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panda's got bills to pay.. and coke laced bamboo aint cheap

Look at my medal. Now read what it says. Now think before saying stuff about pandas again. :angry:

 

 

haha oh i see.. i'm not judging her, in fact as her friend, i support her right to make porn without being discriminated against. i'm pretty sure she supports a republic too, she mentioned something about the horrible inbreeding within the monarchy.. her words, not mine :p

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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

 

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

I'd really like to see an explicit scene with Spongebob, Patrick and all the Teletubbies.

Fellatio and sodomy at it finest.

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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

 

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

I'd really like to see an explicit scene with Spongebob, Patrick and all the Teletubbies.

Fellatio and sodomy at it finest.

Well, SpongeBob is full of holes... ;) Edited by Potato_Smuggler
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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

I'd really like to see an explicit scene with Spongebob, Patrick and all the Teletubbies.

Fellatio and sodomy at it finest.

Well, SpongeBob is full of holes... ;)<insert smug face here>
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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

I'd really like to see an explicit scene with Spongebob, Patrick and all the Teletubbies.

Fellatio and sodomy at it finest.

Well, SpongeBob is full of holes... ;)<insert smug face here>and Squidward, he has tentacles...;)

 

 

I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

I'd really like to see an explicit scene with Spongebob, Patrick and all the Teletubbies.

Fellatio and sodomy at it finest.

Well, SpongeBob is full of holes... ;)<insert smug face here>and Squidward, he has tentacles...;) how many? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

I'd really like to see an explicit scene with Spongebob, Patrick and all the Teletubbies.

Fellatio and sodomy at it finest.

Well, SpongeBob is full of holes... ;)
<insert smug face here>and Squidward, he has tentacles...;) how many? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)6 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I don't even have the urge to jerk off anymore. I must have been in a great mood or under the influence of a great mood when I created this topic.

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The first thing you should think of, is a stage name...Rocco Giovanazzo, maybe? Or some other bullsh*t...

 

Gacho Roksov.

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Be prepared to do ANYTHING, even eating your own feces.

 

How many times you watch this stuff a day?

 

 

I suggest a transvestite-homosexual- incest-necrophile-furry sex tape all in one. That'll get ya noticed. I mean, come on , it can't be that hard to get noticed.

Maybe throw a Chinese midget and a female cat in there for good measure? Oh, and maybe a bear getting sodomized and puking on the dead body...

Also, I was expecting some good puns. You did not disappoint :))))

 

Sounds delicious. Links please.

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Hang around on a dimly lit street corner in an industrial area or near the docks.

 

Wahey, you're now an "adult entertainer"!

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