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How to get a job in sexual entertainment?


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In porn.

 

I'm confident. That would be a sweet job. How do we get into this industry?

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make total destroy

I can help you out. Just give me your full name, address, CC# and SS#.

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I'm confident.

 

That's not selling right now. If you're serious about getting into this business, you need to look like you've been dragged through hell. You need to be able to sell an empty shell of yourself-- you need to be able to commoditise everything about yourself, and turn what makes you, you, into a product. In that respect it's not too different from any other profession, though.

 

Also, you'll need to do a solid 30 hours of screen-time being rammed or ramming other men, because that's the vanilla entrypoint for most male porn stars. Like as not, the industry is determined by what makes money, and this liberal sexual acceptance spiel going on in the zeitgeist lately means that gay porn is selling like hot cakes (hot buns if you prefer). It's really not that bad, though. In the end, skin is skin and sex is sex. That's why you're getting into the business right? Sex is nice and you like it a lot?

 

Get used to all kinds of sex. Hell, if you want to make the big bucks, there's a growing market for watersports and edgeplay as of late. I blame the growing dissatisfaction with contemporary life, but that's all irrelevant anyway. The real point is this: getting peed on makes money, and if you want the big bucks and lots of sex gigs, then that's the path you should probably take.

 

 

So, the answer to your question (how do we get into the industry)? It's all a matter of how far you're willing to go. The ball's in your court.

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Jerking For Soup

Are you a guy or a girl? Give me your number if you're a girl.

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I got contacts, are you willing to bareback?

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Have a seat.

 

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You've cum to the right place..

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Edit: Ninja'd. Guess I'll just go f*ck myself.

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That depends. Are you male? If so, regardless of gender and sexual orientation, only way into porn as a man is staring in some gay sex, which i hope youre ok with, otherwise theres no future for you. Even stars such as Peter North had this beginning, no other way. Either that, or bring something new to the table and have the money to start something... unique, as exemplified by "The sex Minion".... :barf:

 

If your female, build up an amateur resume, and do some research on well known production companies and submit your "work" and see where that goes.

 

Also, plan on moving to San Fernando, CA, if you're serious about it and want to be taken serious.

If not, im happy to feed the troll today :D

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Crazyeighties

I can help you out. Just give me your full name, address, CC# and SS#.

also we need your birthdate, Mothers maiden name. Full address and 3 credit card numbers for a deposit for your std testing
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Make sure you're willing to do gay porn as well then. Friend of mine in Massachusetts was recruited into it but backed out due to being told that you'd have to agree to work with women or men.

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you need a niche market to break into, really get your name out there.. do you like pandas?

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Algonquin Assassin

The same way your mom did.

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Potato_Smuggler

 

I can help you out. Just give me your full name, address, CC# and SS#.

also we need your birthdate, Mothers maiden name. Full address and 3 credit card numbers for a deposit for your std testingOh, and the blood of virgins, with some soy sauce.
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Finn 7 five 11

Also about 70% of porn stars have herpes, and over 80% admit to catching an STI at some point.

 

If you do porn, odds are you will get herpes, which is permanent by the way. Or some other STI.

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EpicnessInABox

That's not selling right now. If you're serious about getting into this business, you need to look like you've been dragged through hell. You need to be able to sell an empty shell of yourself-- you need to be able to commoditise everything about yourself, and turn what makes you, you, into a product. In that respect it's not too different from any other profession, though.

 

 

 

Also, you'll need to do a solid 30 hours of screen-time being rammed or ramming other men.

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at that.

 

On topic: So you want a career in porn*. It's not easy, OP. Let's be honest, if it was that easy, all males would be porn stars. But it's not. The path is long and hard, and I personally would prefer to stay as exit only.

 

My advice though if you find an opening, bite the pillow, Tyler and the others weren't joking about the solid 30 hours of a total barrage of dudeness, in your face, and other orifices. You could make it to straight porn, or you may have an epiphany, and find out some things you might of have buried deep inside of you.

 

 

*30 hours of pure dudeness all up in your face, chances of STI's, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Aids, and many others. May get names such as Semen Demon.

 

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A videocamera. Craigslist. 50 bucks.

 

Make sure she's legal and signs a waiver.

 

Congrats, you're an entrepreneur.

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Clem Fandango

They don't want you to just f*ck on camera, you need some amount of acting ability.

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EpicnessInABox

I have exceedingly high expectations for this thread.

 

A videocamera. Craigslist. 50 bucks.

Make sure she's legal and signs a waiver.

Congrats, you're an entrepreneur.

 

And that, kids, is the story of how I met your mother.

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Also about 70% of porn stars have herpes, and over 80% admit to catching an STI at some point.

If you do porn, odds are you will get herpes, which is permanent by the way. Or some other STI.

Haha. Not far off the general population. At least in porn you'll be checking yourself up regularly and documenting your partners; more than casual drunken sexual encounters can attest to. ;)

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Finn 7 five 11

 

Also about 70% of porn stars have herpes, and over 80% admit to catching an STI at some point.

If you do porn, odds are you will get herpes, which is permanent by the way. Or some other STI.

Haha. Not far off the general population. At least in porn you'll be checking yourself up regularly and documenting your partners; more than casual drunken sexual encounters can attest to. ;)

Haha I'm sensing a joke here

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no reply since the thread started.. hmm.. guess the idea of taking cocks for cash isn't so sweet huh?

 

if you're as good as you say you are, shoot homemade flicks with all the chicks you f*ck.. if they're THAT good, you'll get noticed.

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Did you just ...Sign up to GTAForums a couple of days ago to ask us how you can get paid to eat ass on camera?

 

The sh*t I see on the internet.

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EpicnessInABox

Did you just ...Sign up to GTAForums a couple of days ago to ask us how you can get paid to eat ass on camera?

 

The sh*t I see on the internet.

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