A Serious & Troubling Trend Among NPC's

[apesniper]

Many NPC's are suffering from a serious condition known as Avoidant Personality Disorder. This is due in part to their false belief that they are a unique individual with unique talents, abilities and features (both physical and mental).

This false believe is shattered when the NPC crosses the path of another NPC whom is an exact duplicate of his/her being. Suddenly the NPC is flooded with uncontrollable feelings of rage and desperation as well as feelings of immence loneliness, inadequacy and deviant sexual fantasies.

They desire affection and acceptance and may also fantasize about idealized sexual relationships with other NPC's, especially with those of like resemblance.

These avoidant behaviors can also adversely affect meeting the basic demands of a job or for work place advancement. This may explain, to a certain degree, why the Mechanic seems to always F*ck up his simple mission of delivering a vehicle to a non-NPC player within a close proximity to his or her said location.

[A Maned Wolf]

No images?

For shame...

[Chinsei]

so they are suffering from reality? cause it sounds a lot like most humans .

[SixteenValues]

I sure hope Dr. Friedlander can help them all.

[Andreas]

Can you explain what the point of this thread is?

[CrysisAverted]

You're not kidding op, heck just look at some of these poor npcs

Drinking at 9 am


They can't take their harsh reality

 

 

They are just so alone

 

& then theres this

 

This dude things hes an eagle who got his wings clipped..

Edited January 17, 2015 by Sh4d0wX32111

[IamCourtney]

I've always imagined Johnny on the Spot is actually a genius who, tired of schlepping cars worth more than his projected lifetime income to homicidal psychos and getting (at best) a couple hundred bucks or (at worst) shot dead like a dog in the street in return, invented a teleportation device which he linked to his voicemail and a simple program running on an old P4 in his mom's basement. In this way he co-ordinates the vehicular needs of millions of rich criminals throughout San Andreas singlehandedly, collecting a couple hundred bucks per day from every last one of them.

 

He's on a yacht somewhere off the coast, a babe on each arm, checking his bank account every so often and smiling to himself as he muses over when (not if) its gonna hit 10 digits, rubbing the metal plate in his head some punk with a bat gave him for scratching their Futo. He had it replaced with a slab of solid gold.

[apesniper]

You're not kidding op, heck just look at some of these poor npcs

 

Drinking at 9 am

 

They can't take their harsh reality

 

They are just so alone

 

& then theres this

 

This dude things hes an eagle who got his wings clipped..

 

 

That is exactly the shiz I am trying to explain here.

[So Awesome]

Are you an NPC? Do you believe you are lacking personality?

 

What do you see in this image?

 

 

If you see anything else than a man and a moon you may be suffering from a lacking personality,

Become the NPC you were born to be with N.P.C., No Personality Cure.

what the f*ck are you talking about

[VictoriaLynnnn]

I am so confused.

[djmatao]

 

 

 

 

 

 

For some reason i just cant stop laughing at this one.. like wtf hahaha

Edited January 17, 2015 by djmatao