What do you do while your AFK?

[NoahGoldFox]

I have a turbo controller ( so i can make it so it continously pushes a button even when im not touching the button, among other things) so i usually go somewhere secluded in a alley, turn on passive mode, go up against a wall and make it so i keep slightly pushing the accelerator so i push on the wall ( so i dont get kicked for being AFK) so what do you do? :3

[virmonk]

Just stand in one place. If I am gone too long I get logged out.

[@RonMexico]

Usually die

[kyle3309]

[deadx23]

I just stop where ever I am like in the middle of the street passive away 10minutes come back and move analog stick to the left and leave for any more time needed

[OfficialTwiggz]

Quick, someone post the video of T.I's "Rubberband Man" video!

[Red Lynx 23]

Passive mode with the controller on my desk while using my laptop. Occasionally hit a button, or move the l or r stick to keep from being kicked for being inactive.

[GIRR]

I put a rubber band round the right stick so the camera is always moving and I get a drink or restroom

[CrysisAverted]

Go to mission marker, step out of car, host mission with closed lobby, f*ck off for about an hour, come back.

[Fonz]

Why don't you guys just put a remote under an analog stick to keep it going forward? That's what I usually do...

[ZeroSafe]

Sit in a car in my garage with a rubber band around the analog sticks of my controller while I go do whatever it is I need to do.

[mr.burton]

Take a piss and grab another beer.

 

Lmao my buddy heard my toilet flush!

[zakace]

Watch TV in my apartment, no AFK timer there.

[Misanthrope Z]

usually head to my apartment since passive mode turns itself off randomly

[Fonz]

I usually go outside, sit on my front porch, grab a beer and F*CK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

[djmatao]

Watch TV in my apartment, no AFK timer there.

 

Pretty much this

[Hoosierdaddy76]

Go passive and stealth, then loop one of my daughter's hairbands from the left handle of the controller to the the left analog. It's a quick way to level stealth and also avoid being kicked for idling.

[LongDickJohnson]

go to my garage and watch tv, will i take a few dabs, roll a blunt or go to the liquor for some 40's.

[Jehannum]

Take a piss and grab another beer.

 

Lmao my buddy heard my toilet flush!

 

I'm pretty sure you're an echo of me from a parallel universe, or vice versa.

Edited January 16, 2015 by Jehannum

[Shadowfennekin]

Just go into one of my three safehouses and occasionally poke the moving stick. Only way to guarantee I'm safe due to the passive turning off glitch.

[SixteenValues]

I just leave Online and head into Story mode to stay safe there, if I really have to get another milkshake or two.

[customkingpimp]

I like to pretend to be afk, see if someone comes and tries to mess with me.. then kill them.

[Daequil]

I have a pair of tweezers and a 3rd party controller which has a gap next to the thumbstick so I just put them in there and that lock the camera thumbstick to turn right.

Then I just turn my TV off and play on my PC.

[Chloroform]

Holy balls, really?

[Dottie]

* passive mode

* first person mode

* rubberband right stick to aim in a circle

* ???

* profit

[Alvarez]

Spin the hometrainer.

Level up everything.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Passive mode

use my turtle beach headsets weight to rotate right analog stick to spin camera

?

[soundism]

Host wet work from my apartment?

 

Just kidding.. I go to SP

[iheartlondon1969]

Usually just hit passive. Rubber ban my controller and go take a sh*t.

[ManInBlack]

typically when im AFK i try and meet up with my friend, Buddy Whackit...He used to play for the yankees

 

 

Edited January 17, 2015 by ManInBlack