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GRAND THEFT AUTO VI INFODUMP DISCUSSION FORUM - TRAILER, SCREENSHOTS, ARTWORK

The BMX is a confrontation magnet

DJ_Jiggles

By DJ_Jiggles
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Egonga

Egonga

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Guys, guys; stop with the Willy waving. Be at peace.

 

On topic, I have bikes in my garage but never use them. Too worried they'll be blown up. I like riding BMX's off the street though, especially with a bounty on my head. Everybody tries to run you down rather than shooting you, and it's easy to bunny hop over them, jump off the bike and shoot them before they can try again.

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ten-a-penny

ten-a-penny

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Guys, guys; stop with the Willy waving. Be at peace.

 

On topic, I have bikes in my garage but never use them. Too worried they'll be blown up. I like riding BMX's off the street though, especially with a bounty on my head. Everybody tries to run you down rather than shooting you, and it's easy to bunny hop over them, jump off the bike and shoot them before they can try again.

If by bikes you meant motorbikes, its rather hard to blow these out. As for d-bags following you around, and assuming you own a Bati and/or Ruffian, all you need is simply find a smallish obstacle and wheelie towards it and bump in it. You'll fly high up in the sky. Need practice though.

 

Bike stunting FTW!

ten-a-penny

ten-a-penny

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People who ride bikes are purposely asking to be killed so that then they can play the victim card...there is absolutely NO REASON to be on a bicycle in GTA

Okay then mister know-it-all, tell me then why Rockstar made bicycles.
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Hyperglide

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Probably because they think they can get an easy kill. Same with the Mountain Bike and Sport Cycles. They are slower then Motorcycles and are completely exposed.

 

It's to much of an appealing target even for noobs. Probably a good way to troll would be to cycle around areas with lots of soft cover and get off and then Grenade/RPG peoples cars who come after you.


 

On topic, I have bikes in my garage but never use them. Too worried they'll be blown up.


You know that GTA is just a game right? They're just virtual items...and when you get killed, you're not really dead

 

 

There is no insurance on Bikes in the game. And they are pretty expensive. Well the $10k Cycles are. BMX's are used most frequently cause they are only 800 bucks.

ten-a-penny

ten-a-penny

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On topic, I have bikes in my garage but never use them. Too worried they'll be blown up.

You know that GTA is just a game right? They're just virtual items...and when you get killed, you're not really deadForreal????? :O i never knew bout dat! :bored:
CrazyRay

CrazyRay

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People who ride bikes are purposely asking to be killed so that then they can play the victim card...there is absolutely NO REASON to be on a bicycle in GTA

Okay then mister know-it-all, tell me then why Rockstar made bicycles.What your reply should have been is a reason why we need bikes in the game...

 

...but anyways, they're in the game because that've been in the game, and before Online...they're just in there because they've been in there

ten-a-penny

ten-a-penny

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People who ride bikes are purposely asking to be killed so that then they can play the victim card...there is absolutely NO REASON to be on a bicycle in GTA

Okay then mister know-it-all, tell me then why Rockstar made bicycles.
What your reply should have been is a reason why we need bikes in the game...

 

...but anyways, they're in the game because that've been in the game, and before Online...they're just in there because they've been in there

What the f*ck did you just say?

You're worse than SmokeDat/HollywoodVice. Not even Ugotsmoked is as bad as you. Sure he may be annoying as f*ck but at least jes funny at times.

Shootinalloveryourface

Shootinalloveryourface

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People who ride bikes are purposely asking to be killed so that then they can play the victim card...there is absolutely NO REASON to be on a bicycle in GTA

It's fun

 

/yourpoint

 

Loling at GR Chokes lyrics

 

Bird be funny

But his pussy's getting runny

Probs just a noob from Surrey

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ESTyler

ESTyler

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It's hilarious just how much the BMX stimulates the aggression center of people's brains. Someone could be the friendliest player ever but hulk out the moment they see one.

 

"Oh boy, what a beautiful da-RRRAAAAAAGH! SMASH SHOOT CRUSH PULVERIZE-ay it is."

 

Thor forbid you either jump over or kill them. At that point, they get so angry you may've well have molested their favorite pet in their eyes.

 

This isn't a rant. I just find it funny how I can walk around on foot and hardly see anyone, but the entire lobby just smells the BMX and descends upon you the moment it leaves the garage

 

for me it has been the case of playing in an open lobby with 1-5 black americans (detectable by the accent). they keep on using the word 'nigga' every second-to-fifth word. what I do, is just say 'nigga-nigga-nigga' in the most weird accent I can make which makes them all totally chimp out and then it ranges from a cat1 chimpout where one/they start laughing hysterically (some have actually sent me mulah haha) to a cat5 chimpout where all the black dudes (havent heard a black woman using the word yet) just do everything humanly possible and more to 1) "out-nigga" me meaning they will cuss me out with nigga being every second word out of a 2 minute rant 2) some weird DS4 gangsters actually try to come to my apartment via the tv screen by crawling through it or something because I can hear them crawling/running/masturbating/doing something physical, haha.

 

its weird.

Biggie Kaniff

Biggie Kaniff

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^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").

lmao man you have really lost it! :lol:

Nacho Z

Nacho Z

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^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").

Bit patronising fella, he's clearly just quoting lyrics. And it's true, it's hard to figure out which one to impregnate they're all a bit nuts.

VanessaMagick

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I love it when a sticky-bomb happy Zentorno driver tries to run me off my bike head-on, though! Boing! Depending on where you're driving, it's sometimes easy to escape even the fastest land vehicles in a BMX.

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GR Choke

GR Choke

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^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").

My adolescent years weren't sh*t to what I do now

I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down

The older I get, the dumber the sh*t, I get in

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in

ESTyler

ESTyler

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Posted (edited)

 

 

^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").

My adolescent years weren't sh*t to what I do now

I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down

The older I get, the dumber the sh*t, I get in

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in

 

Yeah yeah, aiyyo black it's time (word?)

(Word, it's time nigga?)

Yeah, it's time man (aight nigga, begin)

Yeah, straight out the f*ckin dungeons of rap

Where fake niggaz don't make it back

I don't know how to start this sh*t, yo.

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We Are Ninja

We Are Ninja

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Of all the BMX riders I've encountered, only one was hostile. And he was a LVL 3 with the pistol Lamar gave him... The rest just wanna jump your car or do tricks. I don't bother them; they aren't usually looking for a fighr.

UrbaneVirtuoso

UrbaneVirtuoso

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Make no mistake, I'm guilty of this, too; I just find there to be a certain, overwhelming, sadistic glee in the idea of running down a cyclist in your motorcar. It's absurd and hilarious, or otherwise a guilty pleasure in light of the misfortune of said cyclists -- black humor at most.

 

But having said that, it's also quite fun to pedal away from road killers with liberal bunny hopping. Grand Theft Auto at heart, there.

Edited by UrbaneVirtuoso
ten-a-penny

ten-a-penny

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^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").

My adolescent years weren't sh*t to what I do now

I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down

The older I get, the dumber the sh*t, I get in

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in

Such lyrics, much grammar, wow.

 

You're not impressive grandpa. My sstet can sing better.

~TKP~

~TKP~

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Posted

 

 

^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

...

Bit patronising fella, he's clearly just quoting lyrics. And it's true, it's hard to figure out which one to impregnate they're all a bit nuts.

 

Wouldnt touch any of them with a bag of dicks. Head melters the lot of them.

GR Choke

GR Choke

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Posted (edited)

 

 

 

^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").

My adolescent years weren't sh*t to what I do now

I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down

The older I get, the dumber the sh*t, I get in

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in

Such lyrics, much grammar, wow.

 

You're not impressive grandpa. My sstet can sing better.

 

 

i hate to do this, i would love for this sh*t to last

so i'll take a picture of my rear end so you wont forget my ass

 

 

maxresdefault.jpg

 

 

and all's well, that ends ok

so i'll end this sh*t with a f*ck you

and have a nice day

Edited by GR Choke

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