The BMX is a confrontation magnet

[_PANiC_]

*stands up and pushes back chair with a screeching sound*

 

My name is PANiC...

 

and I have a problem...

 

If i see a player on a bicycle in GTA online, i lose my f*cking mind.

 

I am normally an ok guy, but I see someone on a Bmx or the like and I have to kill them whatever the cost. I have a problem , I dont know why and I need help.

[luisniko]

Everything that moves is confrontation magnet.

 

Even when you use female character, it'll attract more confrontations than using male.

 

Los Santos is way worse than Iraq or Gaza Strip. And it's full of kiddos with digital guns and cars.

[Electrogypsy]

I've had a Chrome BMX, Cruiser and Scorcher with BP tyres for the past year and I've only taken them out a handful of times due to fear off people blowing them up. Guess they will just have to stay as a show piece.

[Elric_Francis92]

It's hilarious just how much the BMX stimulates the aggression center of people's brains. Someone could be the friendliest player ever but hulk out the moment they see one.

 

"Oh boy, what a beautiful da-RRRAAAAAAGH! SMASH SHOOT CRUSH PULVERIZE-ay it is."

 

Thor forbid you either jump over or kill them. At that point, they get so angry you may've well have molested their favorite pet in their eyes.

 

This isn't a rant. I just find it funny how I can walk around on foot and hardly see anyone, but the entire lobby just smells the BMX and descends upon you the moment it leaves the garage

 

I gotta admit BMX or really anything with two wheels I want to whack it because I love seeing them hit the windshield in first person (or third for that matter for that extra 'bounce and scream'

 

[ten-a-penny]

 

Do you know why?

 

You can't defend yourself and kill him, when you're on the BMX. You're not as fast as a car, and just as exposed like you were on a Akuma/Bati/etc. For these people (the majority) you're not a threat, but a cheap kill. Its like you've got a "PLEASE SHOOT ME!!!" sign over your head...

 

GTA free roam is like Call of Duty, sometimes like Battlefield. Might aswell try driving a BMX through Iraq.

agree and I like cheap killsAww here goes the grandaddy!

Too afraid to fight without resorting to cheap kiddie tactics?

 

 

Get out.

[Nutduster]

I take mine out once in a while just to see how people react. Inevitably, it's trying to kill me. I don't mind when they try to run me over - I can make a game of bunny hopping them and going over low walls and fences that they can't. That's fun. When they shoot or sticky bomb me, I just sigh. I'm a completely exposed target, obviously just having fun - that is such a lazy response to it. At least try to run me over and make me go flying. People who get out of their car and shoot you with an AR are the lowest life form.

[Tiny Rick]

*stands up and pushes back chair with a screeching sound*

 

My name is PANiC...

 

and I have a problem...

 

If i see a player on a bicycle in GTA online, i lose my f*cking mind.

 

I am normally an ok guy, but I see someone on a Bmx or the like and I have to kill them whatever the cost. I have a problem , I dont know why and I need help.

Remind Me to bring a BMX whenever I meet you.

[CrysisAverted]

I usually shoot out bike tires, people will usually lose their sh*t thinking they have to buy a new one.

[Gridl0k]

I generally let BMXers stunt off whatever car I happen to be in. You have to be pretty braindead to enjoy shooting someone who's obviously just enjoying the sandbox.

 

Unfortunately, that pretty much describes 95% of GTAO players in my experience.

 

Enforce the age restriction, now. CC details or GTFO, and a reporting option for under-age players.

[xInfamousRYANx]

Two words

PASSIVE

MODE

 

Bmxing is a dream on next gen

[Liquid_Snake_LosSantos]

Are people also this aggressive when you are driving around in the bus?

[Gridl0k]

^ Oh my yes. More so. Especially if you have passengers.

 

The bus works very, very well as a roadblock if you want to grief a "MC" though

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Are people also this aggressive when you are driving around in the bus?

 

No. However, they are still aggressive. Best I've done is 6 strangers on a bus but I've never got to higher than that. The 7th will blow you up.

 

I heard of another member getting 8 strangers on a bus.

 

 

^ Oh my yes. More so. Especially if you have passengers.

 

The bus works very, very well as a roadblock if you want to grief a "MC" though

 

Yeah see this is the problem. A dot going around the map with "6" is a huge attraction for griefers

Edited January 16, 2015 by shootingallovertheplace

[Gridl0k]

^ 3 is my high score

[Fussyfez]

Love the BMX, I just wish that it was as capable as the scorcher for stunting.

 

I've had a few impromptu bmx cruises with a few randoms.

[Nutduster]

Are people also this aggressive when you are driving around in the bus?

 

Any big vehicle like that is a sticky bomb magnet, for sure. I love driving around in fire trucks, ramming every vehicle on the road or just spraying the hose at people's cars as I drive by. But usually the first or second person I see will blow it up. One night I was with a friend, both of us in separate fire trucks just having a laugh, and the first guy we came across did a 180 in traffic to chase and sticky bomb us. Some people can't stop themselves from doing the least interesting thing in every situation.

[Gridl0k]

Some people can't stop themselves from doing the least interesting thing in every situation.

 

QFT

[rentheowolf]

Everything that moves is confrontation magnet.

 

Even when you use female character, it'll attract more confrontations than using male.

 

Los Santos is way worse than Iraq or Gaza Strip. And it's full of kiddos with digital guns and cars.

When I use a female character, all I get are apartment invitations and... you know the drift...

[CarimboHanky]

im guilty of attacking people in bmx...

 

last week i attacked a group of 6 that were making stunts at the beach skate park.

 

early in gtao there was this peaceful bmx crew in the same lobby i was, they were cruising in group, i had no choice but to take my sandking, go off radar(when lobbywide notification didnt exist) and drove my sandking over them, killing atleast 4 of them.

[Gridl0k]

early in gtao there was this peaceful bmx crew in the same lobby i was, they were cruising in group, i had no choice but to take my sandking, go off radar(when lobbywide notification didnt exist) and drove my sandking over them, killing atleast 4 of them.

 

But tbh I'd laugh if I were mown down by a nutter in a Sandking who's gone to the trouble of using OTR. Some douche reversing up in an Entity, not so much.

[8up local]

people should be afraid of the bmx. it is way more OP than people realize when it is in the right hands. if they only knew lol

[ndyerger]

The BMX is able to escape fast cars. Sharp turns, bunny hopping over obstacles, and going into tight spaces will lose most drivers. It's hard to escape bombers and dudes with ARs, but I don't fear traffic on my BMX.

[Spaghetti Cat]

Just place sticky bombs around the place where you are stunting/messing about. Somebody comes by, activate the boom. Even if you miss you've probably distracted the other player long enough to make an escape.

[H8GodMode]

this thread makes me wanna ride bicycles everywhere from now on

[GR Choke]

 

 

Do you know why?

 

You can't defend yourself and kill him, when you're on the BMX. You're not as fast as a car, and just as exposed like you were on a Akuma/Bati/etc. For these people (the majority) you're not a threat, but a cheap kill. Its like you've got a "PLEASE SHOOT ME!!!" sign over your head...

 

GTA free roam is like Call of Duty, sometimes like Battlefield. Might aswell try driving a BMX through Iraq.

agree and I like cheap kills

Aww here goes the grandaddy!

Too afraid to fight without resorting to cheap kiddie tactics?

 

 

Get out.

won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off

[~TKP~]

Passive mode is the key to enjoying bikes or stunting in general without being tortured by idiots. Use it ffs it's a perfectly valid option in game all time or even just when others approach and seem like they have malicious intent in their eyes.

Edited January 17, 2015 by ~TKP~

[Synophrys]

#lastgenproblems

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

Do you know why?

 

You can't defend yourself and kill him, when you're on the BMX. You're not as fast as a car, and just as exposed like you were on a Akuma/Bati/etc. For these people (the majority) you're not a threat, but a cheap kill. Its like you've got a "PLEASE SHOOT ME!!!" sign over your head...

 

GTA free roam is like Call of Duty, sometimes like Battlefield. Might aswell try driving a BMX through Iraq.

agree and I like cheap kills

Aww here goes the grandaddy!

Too afraid to fight without resorting to cheap kiddie tactics?

 

 

Get out.

won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off Not until you have a functional brain.

[GR Choke]

^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

[ten-a-penny]

^ My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

What?

Seriously, you can't be from the UK and have the language of a fetus. Or be a 24yo British with sh*tty English.

 

I would understand if English wasn't your mother tongue, and grammar is the last thing I care about in debates as long as I can understand the person I'm debating with, but you simply CANNOT be a 24 years old British person and be sh*t at English. This isn't Libya where you can finish university and you don't even know how to write your f*ckin name.

 

TL;DR: Learn English dude. You can't be from an English speaking country and have the language of a kid (which is why, by the way, I call you "kid.").