The GTA V Chain Story Thread!

[Son of Zeus]

We cut to Michael, who goes out to eat out at a new Italian restaurant in town, which is affiliated with the Minichellos.

 

Michael decides to eat out somewhere in town. He figured he needed some time alone to get over all the drama of the morning.

 

He heads over to his trusty black Tailgater.

 

Pretty soon he's cruising towards Vespucci. Michael decides to eat at Burger Shot. Their red meat burgers always cheered him up.

 

While looking around for a place to park, something catches his eye: A medium-sized building a stone throw away from the Burger Shot restaurant. It's got a black paintscheme, with 'The Minichellos' blinking in green neon letters. Below it, in white were the words: 'Bring out the Italian in you!'.

 

Michael(thinking): Italian restaurant. That's nice. Might as well taste some traditional stuff. The only Italian things I've ever had are pizza and pasta...

 

Having finally managed to park, after minutes of cussing and yelling at nobody in particular, Michael jogs up to the restaurant.

 

Inside, a number of delicious aromas hit his nose. The soft strumming of a guitar have a calming effect.

 

"Accoglienza!" someone says right next to him. Michael hadn't noticed this guy come up to him. The man's wearing a dark suit and has an oily mustache.

 

Man: Accoglienza, sir. Welcome to my restaurant. Come this way, sir. Here, here. Have a seat!

 

The man has a heavy Italian accent.

 

Michael lowers himself on a soft couch and notices that this part of the restaurant is a bit darker.

 

Man: Happy sir. Now I am very happy. Customer first pri-o..priority for me, sir. What will you have?

 

Michael: Hmmm...I'd like to taste some traditional Italian food. Something other than pizza and pasta. You know better than me about this, of course. I can't pronounce half the things in this menu. What would you suggest?

 

Man(chucking): No problem, it is no problem, sir. I suggest...Spaghetti alle Vongole, Instala Caprese, Minestrone, Pane Sciocco, and...

 

Michael(interrupting): Ah that'll be good. You don't have to tell me all the names, you know! Just give me what you think is nice, my good man.

 

Man(chuckling): Very good, sir. Now I go and tell the cooks to make some good things. I will tell them to be very quick, sir!

 

The man rubs his palms together and bustles away.

 

Michael looks around and sees that there aren't many people in this part of the restaurant. Two couples, another guy....and Michael himself.

 

This part of the restaurant was separated from the main portion by some black curtains. He couldn't see, but he could hear the other side.

 

What an odd colour scheme, Michael thought. Black everywhere...

 

Something catches his attention. Something white. It's on top of the curtains, very tiny. But Michael manages to make out a grinning skull.

 

Creepy, Michael thinks. Suddenly he feels as if he should get the f*ck out of here. The black colour scheme, the dim lights, the grinning skull ....very strange....

 

Michael(murmuring): Calm down, Michael. It's only a restaurant.

 

What happens next?

 

1. Michael hears a muffled scream from somewhere behind him in the darkness and decides to investigate.

 

2. He gets a call from Franklin, who frantically tells him to come to Forum Drive.

 

3. He hears gunshots in the other part of the restaurant and tries to make a decision- run or hide or fight.

 

4. Michael gets a call from Wade, who tells him about Trevor's death.

 

5. All the lights go out and the room is plunged into pitch blackness.

 

6. Nothing happens. The food arrives and Michael digs into it.

[Corndawg93]

Might want to check again dude, your a bit late

[Son of Zeus]

Lol messed up again. I'm on mobile guys, it just shows the text box while typing. That's why I didn't know that Corndog had already posted....damnit!!

 

 

Anyway....my post is much bigger than Corndog's....so hope you'll consider it!

Edited June 12, 2015 by Son of Zeus

[Corndawg93]

You cant concider it, it doesnt even remotely follow mine

[Carbonox]

No need to turn this into an argument now

 

Way I see it, the posts aren't mutually exclusive, so the beginning of the chapter could be edited (without needing to remove any content) to accommodate one of Corn's choices. And with that, the restaurant chapter would be canon, and the next guy would continue off it.

 

Rules of the thread can get complicated, but they're also flexible.

[Taylor]

Yeah, sorry Zeus. Its good, but either edit it, or try again after the next post.

 

Offtopic: Glad this place is kicking off again

[MASTER GABE 202]

Michael is soon after drugged with chloroform. 5 hours later, he wakes up in a daze. All Michael can see is that there is a man standing over him. The man said, "We killed your friend, and we will kill your family."

 

The careless man walked away laughing at the grim fact that Michael's pot-smoking son, his spoiled daughter, and his cheating wife are in danger. Michael quickly forgets how they wronged him, he has his family to save.

 

Michael finds a rusty piece of metal next to him. He uses that to saw away the rope binding him to the chair. Michael heads for the exit, little did he know that the only way out was the front: where the man is currently located.

Edited June 12, 2015 by MASTER GABE 202

[Son of Zeus]

Corndog, just put this option in your post:

 

5. We cut to Michael, who goes out to eat at a new Italian restaurant in town, which is affiliated with the Minichellos.

 

 

 

Problem solved.

[Taylor]

-story-

Hey, no rudeness meant here. But when you do post, it has to be from one of the 3 to 5 choices of the last post. Then at the end of your chain, you include 3 to 5 choices, so another person can chain off of you

 

Example;

 

 

4). Franklin and Lamar meet up.

 

1) They go out to eat

2) They go kill some ballas

3) They relax at Franklins hills home

4) ----

5)---

 

New post;

 

3) They relax at franklins house in the hills

 

-story about them hanging out at his place-

Edited June 12, 2015 by cooltay

[Corndawg93]

New Story option is now posted

[ArmyRaidFail404]

Michael is soon after drugged with chloroform. 5 hours later, he wakes up in a daze. All Michael can see is that there is a man standing over him. The man said, "We killed your friend, and we will kill your family."

The careless man walked away laughing at the grim fact that Michael's pot-smoking son, his spoiled daughter, and his cheating wife are in danger. Michael quickly forgets how they wronged him, he has his family to save.

Michael finds a rusty piece of metal next to him. He uses that to saw away the rope binding him to the chair. Michael heads for the exit, little did he know that the only way out was the front: where the man is currently located.

I have no idea where this came from.

 

2)

 

BANG BANG BANG! The unmistakable sound of gunfire is thrown around the restaurant. Later, Michael can smell the powder radiating from a door down the hall. He gets his food and starts eating before he hears the phrase:

 

"GET HIM!!!"

 

Michael sees a guy running in a panicking extreme from the direction of the door. Using his slo-mo bullet time, he sticks his leg out at just the right moment to trip him. A mafia goon sees him but gets shot. It appears that the man has a gun.

 

Michael: f*ck me...

 

The man runs into the kitchen with his 1911. Michael brings out a Five-Seven and gives chase. The man starts laying into the cash registers. Michael gets into cover, ready to fire at his head level for the perfect shot, and as soon as the man ran out with the bags...BANG!....SPLAT! The man fell over. Another mafia goon ran into the kitchen and picked up the bags gracefully.

 

Goon: Thank you, my friend! If the boss lost his money...

 

He seemed very grateful for Michael's assistance.

 

Goon: Hey. I'm gonna put a good word in for you. Ok? Ummm...

Michael: De Santa....

Goon: Go on *miming*

Michael: Michael

Goon: Alright, Michael. Expect good things coming your way.

 

Michael walks out of the restaurant. Saving this 'boss' by getting his money back was payment enough already, but he left a cheque on the table just to be sure, securing it under the plate so that the cheque sticks out. Wondering what he will do next:

 

A] Michael gets a call from Franklin.

B] Michael gets a call from Trevor to go pick him up.

C] Michael gets a call from the Boss.

D] Michael goes back home.

E] Michael goes to the Vanilla Unicorn for the night.

[Corndawg93]

B]

 

The call says Trevor but Wade is on the other line because Trevor is dead

 

The call doesn't go through

What happens next

1) We cut to Wade

2) We follow Franklin and Lamar

3) We follow Simeon

4) We follow The Minichello Don boss

[Carbonox]

3) We follow Simeon

We follow Simeon, who's in his showroom waiting for new customers, when suddenly a bunch of Ballas barge in, not looking friendly.

 

Balla 1: Yo, Arab swindler bastard, in case you ain't watchin' the news, some mobsters just took our f*ckin' neighborhood out from under us.

Balla 2: 'Till the heat dies down, we're holin' up in this dump to plan our next move. You ain't got no problem with that, right?

Simeon: Err... of course not! It's, it's a good idea to help the locals at a time like this, right? Keep the community close together, you know?

Balla 3: We'll see 'bout that. Right now, I could do with a juicy Sprunk, so move yo' ass and get us one.

Simeon: Th-there's a vending machine at - a supermarket nearby, I think...

Balla 3: You go there, an' we'll be waitin' for you.

Balla 1: I tell ya, we gonna hit 'em mobsters hard. They even took Grove Street, they ain't got no f*ckin' idea what respect means 'round here.

Balla 2: Ain't that Simeon guy friendly with 'em Families?

Balla 3: You ain't heard the news? He was, then one of 'em niggas crashed a f*ckin' SUV through that glass, and that was that.

Balla 1: Damn, I hate them Families, but woulda paid to see that.

 

1) We stick with Simeon, who frantically (and reluctantly) calls Franklin for help as soon as he's out of the showroom.

2) We follow Gerald, who decided to stay at his home despite the recent attack of the mobsters.

3) We follow the events at Franklin's mansion, where Lamar's begging for Denise to stay.

4) We follow Michael.

5) We follow the Don of the Minichellos, whoever he is.

[Corndawg93]

5) We follow the Don of the Minichellos, whoever he is.

 

We head over the Minichello's base located in Chamberlin Hills where the Don (Who name is Donelli Funly enough) is currently telling his men inportant stuff

(Donelli) Ok men, you need to Find me a nice new car, preferably one from Simeon autos

 

(Men) Yes, sir ok

 

What happens next???

1) They off to Simeon autos

2) Don orders a hit on Don Percival because f*cked over The Minichello one time

3) A second mafia comes to town named the Ciraldos

[ArmyRaidFail404]

3)

 

On the plane to Los Santos, the don of an Italian mafia named The Ciraldos, is enjoying a glass of Sicily's finest wine. The don's name is Tony (Cause I don't wanna think of the most Italiano name in the world).

 

Tony: Ahh, America. We shall rule the country!

Fiona (Don's trophy wife): And home too?

Tony: The family shall make the strongest connection between the countries. America is the new world, and we need to capitalise on this. Frankie, who is the man we want again?

Frankie: Trevor Phillips, boss. CEO of Toliet Paper Industries.

Tony: I just don't get it, you know. TP Industries? Why the f*ck would a man call his gun company after what you wipe your ass with?

Frankie: It's a misnomer, boss.

Tony: What the f*ck does that mean?

Frankie: It's misleading. Named to make people think one thing when it's actually the complete opposite.

Tony: Oh yeah, like Greenland. Still can't believe I brought a mansion there.

 

They land in Silicone Valley* Airport, just 10 miles from Sandy Shores.

 

A] They encounter resistance.

B] Cut to an assassin hunting them down.

C] Cut to Trevor.

D] Cut to Michael.

E] Cut to Franklin.

[Corndawg93]

E] Cut to Franklin.

 

We cut to Franklin in his big house in the hills with Lamar and Denise who are still outside arguing

(Denise) F*ck off Lamar, I'm don't want your pity anymore

 

(Lamar) Oh dawg, you know. Love you

 

(Denise) Love, your lanky dick can go f*ck it self

Just then Denise is gunned down by a passing Minichello car, presumingly trying to take the Vinewood hills for there own, Lamar get back inside

(Lamar) Oh sh*t, Nigga, Frank, we got problems

 

(Franklin) What happened man

 

(Lamar) The Minichello assholes killed yo aunti Denise

Franklin start cheering

What happens next???

1) The Minichello's break in

2) Lamar hits Franklin

3) We cut to Donelli

4) We zoom in on Wade still trying to wake up Trevor on the side of the road beside his resently destroyed Trailer

5) We follow Tracey doing naughty stuff in her room

Edited June 14, 2015 by Corndog93

[Carbonox]

5) We follow Tracey doing naughty stuff in her room

We make a brief cut to Michael's house, where Tracey had snatched a spare game controller that Jimmy hasn't used in ages. After wiping off the dust from it, she shuts the door to her room and begins masturbating with it. Unfortunately for her, Jimmy soon stumbles to the door.

 

Jimmy: Trace, you there? You seen...

Tracey: Err, no I haven't! Go away!

Jimmy: I didn't even tell you what I was looking for!

Tracey: Haven't seen anything! I've stayed in my room all day!

Jimmy: It's my controller! It just suddenly vanished, and I need it because the other one's recharging.

 

Without saying anything more, Jimmy opens the door - which wasn't locked - only to slam it shut as soon as he sees what's inside.

 

Tracey: OHMYGAWD! YOU F*CKING SICKO!

Jimmy: You're the sicko! Who the f*ck does sh*t like that anyway?!

Tracey: I'm a teenage girl with needs!

Jimmy: F*ck that! How am I ever gonna get this image off my head?

 

Nice to see Michael's kids are turning out just as smart as he is. Anyway, back to Franklin and Lamar.

 

Lamar: Can't believe you care that little about yo' family, nigga.

Franklin: She was the useless piece of sh*t of the family, dawg. She was an SJW for f*ck's sake.

Lamar: That ain't a decent excuse to celebrate her f*ckin' death like that! What's wrong with you?!

 

Suddenly, some Minichellos barge inside. There's about four of them.

 

Guido 1: Ah, I see these niggas think they could hide in some fancy-ass estate.

Guido 2: This'll make a good second home for the Don - as soon as we've dealt with the pest issue.

Franklin: Pest? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm glad you capped my Auntie and everything, but I'd say we could leave it at that.

Guido 2: Not a chance! DIE!

 

Franklin dives behind a couch while Lamar just runs around aimlessly, and somehow evades the gunfire before finding a wall to stay behind. Franklin shoots blindly from cover and manages to cap one of the guidos. Lamar shoots another one around the same time, but it then turns out both have to reload their guns at the same time. The guidos use the opportunity to rush at them, only to be gunned down from behind by an unknown source. Soon, two black guys enter the building, with smoke still coming out of their guns. They're wearing purple.

 

Lamar: Fo' f*ck's sake, not the Ballas too!

Balla 1: Relax, nigga, we ain't smokin' you just yet.

Balla 2: Situation's getting outta hand, dawgs. We thought there ain't no other way but to join our forces against this mobster menace.

Franklin: And - why should we trust you?

Balla 1: 'Cause our leader himself offered you Families a truce for as long as them guidos keep occupyin' our 'hood.

Franklin: Well, damn. I dunno, niggas, gettin' extra firepower on our side sounds cool, but we ain't exactly feelin' trustful.

Lamar: Man, step up, nigga. I know them Ballas like f*ckin' our sh*t up all the time, but c'mon, this is something bigger.

Franklin: Ugh. Fine, dawg, but you better watch yourselves 'cause I don't take kindly to niggas who break truces.

Balla 2: Well, that settles it. C'mon, our car's right outside.

 

They get into the car, which is a light blue Glendale. The second Balla, who's particularly thin, takes the driver's seat, while the other makes a phonecall, apparently to the leader.

 

Balla 2: Ever since we got assaulted, our leadership fled to those oil fields to figure out what to do. An' some others scattered all over the place.

Balla 1: *finishing call* OK, we'll be there soon, bro. Oh, and tell Dryver to be there as well. OK, catch up later.

Lamar: So who are you niggas anyway?

Balla 1: I'm John Carlson, but everyone calls me JC. My friend here's called Little Smoke, 'cuz he's an anorexic bitch who never ate enough to grow into a big boy.

Smoke: Man, f*ck you. At least I ain't a fatass.

Franklin: Did you just call your leader 'bro'?

JC: Yeah, what's it to you? He's named Sour, by the way. Better be respectful wit' him.

Franklin: Long as he returns the favor.

Lamar: So how bad is the 'hood anyway now?

Smoke: F*ckin' unnatural, man. What do those Italian f*ckheads want from our ghetto anyway? That attack was straight up bullsh*t.

Franklin: Maybe we'll find out their motives soon enough.

JC: Yeah, and then blast 'em out of our town.

 

1) We stick with Franklin, Lamar and their new Balla 'buddies' as they meet up with more Ballas in the oil fields.

2) We cut to Michael, who gets a call from Donelli.

3) We cut to Simeon.

4) We cut to the Ciraldos as they make their way towards Los Santos.

5) We cut to Wade dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on Trevor's head, to wake him up.

[Corndawg93]

2) We cut to Michael, who gets a call from Donelli.

 

(Michael) Hello

 

(Donelli) Is this Michael DeSanta

 

(Michael) Nope, wrong number

He hangs up and we follow Wade who is trying to wake up a very burnt and dead Trevor

What does he try to do to wake him up???

1) Fart on his face

2) Kick him in the nuts

3) Slap him

4) Breaks him arm

5) Take him to the Lazarus Pit

Edited June 15, 2015 by Corndog93

[ArmyRaidFail404]

2)

 

Michael is at his home, arriving from a bike ride with Jimmy.

 

Jimmy: I don't understand, Dad! Why do I have to help you through your midlife crisis bullsh*t?

Michael: Because your fat and I don't like you!

 

Jimmy cries and runs away. At that same moment, Michael's phone rings.

 

Michael: Yeah, whose this?

Donelli: You know, it's actually 'who's'. I think so anyways...

Michael: Whatever. Who are you again?

Donelli: Good things coming your way. That's who I am.

Michael: Give me a son that's not a fatass.

Donelli: You gotta prove what it takes.

Michael: I don't understand.

Donelli: 42.

Michael: 42?

Donelli: It's the meaning of life.

Michael: You've obviously got the wrong number. I mean, you're talking some wierd, crazy sh*t that I don't understand....

Donelli: You are the right number! I have done my research. Michael De Santa. I'm Mr. Minchello! Your old work. Now!

 

Michael knew what he was talking about. Solomon Richard's old studio. So he thought to go there. He made sure to bring the guns out of Tracy's car. The ones that he would be using to kill any pedophiles that even looked at Tracey. He brought an AK-47 and some body armour and after paying a Jamaican some money, he took off to his old Associate Producer job, presumably where the Minchellos were hiding.

 

He reached the studio successfully and walked to the front door of the office. As soon as he knocked, the view of a man's head filled Michael's vision as he opened a hole in the door. The man waited patiently, but he was holding something in the event that Michael took too long.

 

Michael: Ummm, 42?

 

The man opened the door without a word and escorted Michael to Donelli's office.

 

Donelli: It's the man who robbed this damned country!

Michael: What are you talking about?

Donelli: Please, you're a professional and I have proof. 2 years ago, there was a robbery at this city's Union Depository. At the same time, you killed several FIB officers and Merryweather soldiers. You also killed that asshole billionaire Devin Weston and his robotic secretary.

Michael: That was an accident.

Donelli: Sure it was. You're a smart man. You're also a tough one. This year, you cracked your own family's kidnapping and the culprit was none other than the H.U.L.K operation.

Michael: An operation?

Donelli: You think you're bosses just came back to life, did ya? They got this cloning operation on, and since they have the same intel as us, they tracked you down and experimented on you.

Michael: Why...and how?

Donelli: It's an emotional response. The man named George is still out there. The man who nearly killed you and your family.

Michael: You haven't answered my question.

Donelli: You don't ask questions until we welcome you into the family. Not even valid questions. We give you the information that you need. Now. There is an agent at the junkyard waiting for you. Tge agent will help you kill George. But what I want to hear is you putting the bullet in his head. 5 times. I'll give you 5 spare bullets to do this.

 

Michael is about to exit the room and take his weapons when the don stops him.

 

Donello: 17-AX_FOXTROT.

Michael: Got it.

 

Michael leaves for the junkyard. After continuously chanting the code, he reaches his destination and finds:

 

A] Arcade

B] Chef

C] Packie

Edited June 15, 2015 by armyraidfail404

[Corndawg93]

DONT REPLY OFF ARMYRAIDFAIL, REPLY OFF ME

Edited June 15, 2015 by Corndog93

[Carbonox]

2) Kick him in the nuts

...which is useless, by the way. Cuz Trevor's dead. And he's got a bunch of bugs eating his flesh while we speak, which Wade is oblivious about.

 

We cut to Michael arriving home. *insert ArmyRaid's chapter's events here*

 

And now that Michael's at the junkyard chanting the code, he finally finds someone. Who is it?

 

1) Arcade.

2) Chef.

3) Packie.

4) A brand new original character.

[ArmyRaidFail404]

I just can't stop laughing at this turn of events. XD

[Fallcreek]

1) Arcade.

 

[Youtube]

 

What Next?

1) We stick with Arcade and Michael as they arrive at the Von-Crastenburg Hotel.

2) We stick with Franklin, Lamar and their new Balla 'buddies' as they meet up with more Ballas in the oil fields.

3) We cut to Simeon.

4) We cut to the Ciraldos as they make their way towards Los Santos.

5) We cut to Wade dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on Trevor's head, to wake him up.

Edited June 15, 2015 by Fallcreek

[Corndawg93]

Damn

Edited June 15, 2015 by Corndog93

[Carbonox]

1) We stick with Arcade and Michael as they arrive at the Von-Crastenburg Hotel.

As they drive towards the hotel in Arcade's custom car, a conversation inevitably begins.

 

Michael: So what have you been up to recently?

Arcade: Made some new contacts, did a bunch of jobs, usual stuff I suppose.

Michael: You sound like you aren't willing to give too many details.

Arcade: Could be because those details are none of your business, really.

Michael: Gee, whatever.

Arcade: Mr. Minichello told me we'd be going to kill a certain George, from the FIB. Remember him?

Michael: Too well! He was a bitch. Had some sort of obsession with taking me down, even though my kidnapped family was right there, in imminent danger.

Arcade: I know, I was there myself. Almost thought you were a goner, you know.

Michael: Don't know how George got away alive himself, but he's not getting a second chance in life.

Arcade: By the way, did Donelli tell you about that - uhh - cloning project?

Michael: Mentioned it in passing, sure. Who the hell would want to clone the tiresome asses Weston and Haines though?

Arcade: We might get answers soon enough. Didn't Donelli promise you more after this is done?

Michael: Uhh, maybe.

 

They reach the Von Crastenburg Hotel, where George is currently getting into the back of a Stretch limousine. It's him all right, his smug appearance says it all really.

 

Arcade: Here's our opportunity. You going to blast him right here, or what?

Michael: I'm not sure. He might be heading somewhere important. I know it wasn't part of the mission or anything to follow him, but who knows, it could be useful.

Arcade: It's your call how you wanna do this, I'm just here for your assistance.

 

1) Michael shoots at George immediately outside the hotel.

2) Michael decides they're better off tailing him, so that's what they do.

3) We cut to Franklin, Lamar and their new friends from the Ballas, who are plotting to take back South Los Santos.

4) We cut to the Ciraldos heading for Los Santos.

5) We switch to George's perspective, as he notices Michael and Arcade, and realizes they're there to assassinate him.

[ArmyRaidFail404]

Aw, Fallcreek even made a movie to go with it. It's good that we can see what Arcade actually looks like now.

 

2)

 

Michael: I think Mince Cello (Not an auto-correct mistake) would much rather prefer we find out what he's planning.

Arcade: Two car lengths it is.

 

Arcade slowly drives forward as the limousine pulls out. She and Michael watch as the limousine pulls into Vinewood, Downtown, Pillbox Hill, and finally the mafia infected area of South Central.

 

Michael: He's working with us?

Arcade: No. Wrong colors for the Minchellos. These guys are new. Instead of wearing black suits, they wear mustard colored suits.

Michael: Well who are they?

Arcade: As I said. Not the Minchellos.

Michael: But this is gang territory. I hope so anyways.

Arcade: The Minchellos took it over this morning....................sh*t!

 

Arcade hauls Michael and herself out of the car. A stampede of Ciraldos' men roar down the road. Very soon, Grove Street and Forum Drive are lit up with gunfire once again. Arcade ushers Michael to get his weapons and get ready for battle.

 

As soon as they jumped in, Michael found it very easy to cap the Ciraldos.

 

Michael: These dumb pricks are just lighting themselves up. It's why you wear black in the night. So easy to target.

 

Overtime, M and A make a big hole in the Ciraldos ranks. After this, they go to find George. When they do find him after searching every corner, he was on a suburban rooftop. As soon as Michael took aim, George climbed into an escape helicopter.

 

Arcade only just manages to throw a tracking device on him. George, unknowingly being tracked, flys away.

 

Michael: f*ck me! I'm toast!

Arcade: *sarcastically* Mmm....toast.

Michael: Not helping!

 

Arcade walks over to her car and activates the tracking device.

 

Arcade: Would it help to say that I am tracking him right now and we can find him later.

Michael: You're full of surprises, Arc'.

Arcade: We'll report back to Donelli with our intel.

 

Michael suddenly flashes into his long-lived dream. Straight after the sandwich related events. So many unanswered questions. Michael comes back into reality and gets in the car.

 

Michael: Arcade, ever heard of EDEN?

Arcade: No. What the f*ck does that mean?

Michael: Oh good. That f*cked up sh*treally was a dream.

Arcade: Must be all the green juice that you drink.

Michael: What?

Arcade: Oh come on. GREEN JUICE? That sounds like an extract of every drug that comes out of a plant. And with a pothead son, those effects are kinda amplified. Remember the drink?

Michael: Not sure of how you know about that but yes I do.

 

When they arrive promptly after the wierd car dialogue that occurs every mission they enter Mr Minchellos office, and Minchello is: * with the results.

 

*=

A] Pleased

B] Not Pleased

C] Undecided

D] Not really in the mood to care.

[Corndawg93]

D] Not really in the mood to care.

 

(Michael) Well better go

 

They leave

 

What happen next???????

1) Nothing

2) Something

3) Alians

4) A piano falls onto Michael

5) Some asshole In a patriot runs over Arcade

[Fallcreek]

2) Something

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jN9FMZreWI&feature=youtu.be

 

What Next?

1) Arcade abruptly storms into the building and warns Michael that the building is surrounded by FIB Agents with Ciraldo wise guys providing back up.

2) Michael exits the building to find Arcade waiting in her Stallion. They leave the airport shortly after to report back to Donelli Minichello.

3) We cut back to Simeon.

4) We cut to the Ciraldo Don as he's getting ready to have a sit-down with Donelli Minichello.

5) We cut to Franklin, Lamar and their new friends from the Ballas, who are plotting to take back South Los Santos.

[Carbonox]

2) Michael exits the building to find Arcade waiting in her Stallion. They leave the airport shortly after to report back to Donelli Minichello.

Michael takes the quickest way out and hops into the Stallion.

 

Michael (sarcastically): Thanks for the backup.

Arcade: Hey, that's what Donelli said. I was just assisting you. Besides, you don't seem too injured from that shootout.

Michael: Indeed. It's just weird...

Arcade: What was?

Michael: The way George just let me kill him. He didn't put up a fight or anything.

Arcade: Maybe he was guilty about his earlier misdeeds.

Michael: ...That was sarcasm, right?

Arcade: You bet.

 

Before any more of the bad guys come, the duo is already out of the airport. Arcade stops at an empty parking lot to make a call.

 

Arcade: Don, we handled George.

Donelli: You did? Oh, good, good. Oh, and sorry for acting out of character earlier, I was under the effects of this thing called 'green juice'. It calms me down, but I sometimes get too tired to even think straight.

Arcade: I suppose that's OK. Hmm - looks like Michael here wants to talk to you as well. *hands over the phone*

Michael: Why, yes I do. Isn't it about time to tell me more about that cloning operation that was going on?

Donelli: Maybe another time. Right now, I've got other pressing issues bothering me. Check back at my mansion in - a couple of days or so.

Michael: Why do I feel you're holding information back a lot?

Donelli: Is that a way to talk to an employer?

Michael: ...Maybe not.

 

Arcade takes the phone back, greets Donelli once more, and hangs up.

 

Arcade: This is where I suppose I'll take you home.

Michael: Oh, f*ck. Not yet again with that piece of sh*t family.

Arcade: Try to bear with it.

 

She drops Michael off outside his house. The lights are still on inside, despite it being practically midnight already. He walks inside, hoping that the family has, by now, left the events of today behind.

 

1) Amanda starts yelling at Michael as soon as he comes in.

2) Jimmy and Tracey are heard screaming at each other upstairs.

3) A thief follows Michael into the garden before the gates close, and steals Tracey's car.

4) All the family members are watching Fame or Shame in the living room. Michael joins in on the fun.

5) We cut to Franklin and Lamar.

[ArmyRaidFail404]

1)

 

Michael walks into his house, takes a deep breath and out of the nowhere comes the missus. Her voice is that annoying that Michael can only hear it as

 

"Nag nag nag nag nag nag nagger!

Nag nag nag nag nag nag nagger!"

 

With that, Michael heads straight to bed. Unaware of the unconventional phone just beside him. By the end of it, Amanda crawled into bed, they had wierd protected sex and fell asleep. Boy he has a great life. Every night he would have a dream about his teeth consistently shattering inside his mouth. He was losing control and he had to do something about it. Only problem is that he's too damn tired for it. Not tomorrow. No, Michael vowed to himself overnight that tomorrow sh*t will change. Starting with a tradition known as date night: the depressive state of a couple where they have to continuously date to save what little spark is left.

 

(Sorry for the long paragraph).

 

As with normal sleeping, well Michael's kind of sleeping, he stayed up all night just thinking about sh*t and how it would change, even putting together a list at one point. His piss literally changed as well: from a murky yellow to blood red! That's not good.

 

In the morning, Michael called for a family meeting.

 

Michael: Alright. Amanda, kids? Gonna be a bit of a change, alright. Our lives are gonna become better.

Tracey: But they're already perfect.

Jimmy: Yeah, can't we just leave life alone for now.

Michael: No! Listen, Jim. I'm gonna start with you first. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings here, but you're a fat f*cking slob with no plan for the future.

Jimmy: Yeah, nothing I can really do about the fat.

Michael: *facepalm* Just keep trying, Michael. Do you have a job, Jimmy?

Jimmy: I haven't. I mean, my KDR is too low for any job.

Michael: *facepalm* God my kids are stupid. Can you at least start thinking about moving out? Y'know, look for an apartment or something to share rent with. Now Tracey. The same goes for you, but you're not fat. Bonus points!

Amanda: While you were thinking of this through the night, did you happen to think about what I said last night?

Michael: ...

Amanda: *facepalm* *facepalm*

Michael: Alright, umm. Every Wednesday night! Date night. How does that sound?

Amanda: ...That sounds err...wonderful?

Michael: Excellent! Family meeting over!

 

Everyone piles out from the forever awkwardness of the room. What happens next.

 

A] No one listens.

B] Jimmy looks for an apartment.

C] Amanda and Michael have a conversation.