The GTA V Chain Story Thread!

[Corndawg93]

I haven't been following this so bare with me here

 

D] Cut back to the real world with Luis, Lester and Trevor.

 

We follow the trio who are on the road heading towards Sandy Shores

What happens next???

1) They crash

2) They runs into traffic

3) Nothing

[GTSabreFan]

2) They Run into Traffic

 

 

The local farmers Union Tractor show is happening in Sandy Shores, Tractors, Pickup trucks are all over the place.

 

Gunshots are heard in the air

 

"Jesus, what the f*ck was that?" asked Luis.

 

"Oh don't mind, the farmers like to show there toys to one and another!" exclaimed Trevor as they were in his Bondhi

 

" What's he is trying to say is there's the local Farmers Union Tractor show, it's really not where we should be right now"

 

 

 

 

What happens next?

 

A) Let's visit the Farmer's show!

B) Straight to Sandy Shores

C) A tractor runs straight into them as they try to decide.

[ArmyRaidFail404]

B]

 

Lester: No. We are going to Sandy Shores to find Michael and the others.

Trevor: I've seen it with my eyes, genius. He, Donnie and the bitch are at the bottom of the sea. They didn't come back up. I'm going to the farmer's show!

Luis: Fine. Out of the car then. I'll drive.

 

Trevor does as he says and eagerly walks over to the farmer's show. As Luis drives past the airfield, Lester opens his mouth.

 

Lester: How the f*ck does he know it's for real this time?

Luis: I saw it too. Dazed, yeah, I was. But awake, surely. I seen it too. But we have to confirm this.

Lester: This honestly has to be the worst heist we ever planned.

Luis: Really?

Lester: And it's just gonna keep on getting worse. You see, I have done this before.

Luis: Did you?

Lester: Yeah. f*cking Michelle.

Luis: Niko's old bitch?

Lester: Yeah that one. Then we run into someone named D'arcy and I lose it from there on. It got too f*cking confusing to put into a short sentence.

Luis: I know how you feel.

 

==========CUT==========

The background music playing is the soundtrack to The Matrix.

 

Michael is arriving at Sandy Shores. He takes a turn and intercepts Arcade and Donnie getting into their car. Michael bolts out and slams his door.

 

Michael: Wait. I know what's happening!

Arcade: Michael? Oh, please tell me you ain't part of this past.

Michael: You got an idea what's going on too?

Arcade: No. But this seems like an all too familiar scenario. I've been here before. It's like we were transported back two years ago.

Michael: Well it gets more f*cked up, Arc. The Fixer called and told me that we were in a dream world. Some sort of Matrix style reality. He said that he would call.

Donnie: Has he?

Michael: Just once. I should get a phone call right now.

 

*RING RING*

Fixer: Put it on speaker, Townley.

Donnie: Fixer, what the f*ck you want?

Fixer: Don't talk to me like that, Reither.

Michael: Donnie Reither.

Arcade: What is going on.

Fixer: Glad you asked, Arcade.

Michael: How come she doesn't get the real name treatment?

Arcade: That is my name.

Michael: What that's like a strippers name you know that. Arcade.

Arcade: Yes, I thought so too. *sarcasm*

Fixer: You have three clues scattered around Southern San Andreas. One is in Mt Chilliad. One is in Fort Zancudo. And the other is the Los Santos sewers.

 

The Fixer hangs up.

 

Arcade: If we split up we can easily find the clues. I'm on Zancudo.

Donnie: Dibs on Chilliad then.

Michael: So I'm left with the sewers! What the f*ck?! I don't want to get filthy down there!

Arcade: Sorry. But ladies pick first.

Donnie: Yeah and dibs can not be reneged.

Michael: Fine. Go look for your clues.

 

REAL WORLD

A] Cut to back to Lester and Luis.

B] Cut to Trevor having 'fun' at the farmers market.

 

THE MATRIX

C] Stick with Michael.

D] Cut to Donnie.

E] Cut to Arcade.

[Corndawg93]

B] Cut to Trevor having 'fun' at the farmers market.

 

What is this crazy bastard doing

1) Eaying people

2) Planning a heist

3) Getting angry at some hipsters

4) Killing a biker

[Foxaze]

((Bare with me, it's long))

 

3)Getting angry at some hipsters.

 

Trevor walks by one of the many colorful produce stands, where there are two hipsters probing and inspecting the fruits and vegetables. One of the hipsters catch sight of Trevor and grimaces in disgust. "Stay away from me, you freak."
Trevor stops and cranes his head to the hipster, jutting his jaw back and forth while stepping up to the hipster. "Why, oh why do you exist? Look, even your parents can't stand you!"
"Hey, my parents set up a trust fund for my college education, asshole! "

"Really, now? I've trotted in sh*t with more brains than you. All you're parents have done is displace penniless families for the sake of.. 'gentrification'," Trevor says in a mockingly juvenile manner.
"Dude, I will f*ck you up. Step back."
"I'm surprised you can even see me with those big fake spectacles of yours. Did you lose a really big bet? Because they look ridiculously."
"That's it! You're going to learn today!"

The two hipsters square up to Trevor, who does the same. They begin to brawl then and there. The vendor at the produce stand is perplexed with his hands on his head. Other people around the market turn their heads to the commotion.

 

A few meters away, Luis and Lester watch the scene.
"Does he always get into fights like this?" Luis asks Lester.
"Oh well, uh.. Trevor's had this ongoing enmity with hipsters. But If you ask me, he might as well be one himself." Lester lets out a quirky snicker.
"Guy's very confrontational. Well sh*t, what do we do now?"
"Let's wait for him to finish this little skirmish. It's a good chance to see what kind of stuff they got here. Afterward, we need to find Michael, Frank, and Lamar so we can move on this thing."
"Why would Michael be all the way in Sandy Shores? I thought he was at his house or something."
"No idea, but apparently Trevor's got a hunch he's there and for some reason we went with it."

 

 

Donnie finally slogs up to the peak of Mt. Chiliad, exhausted after the arduous trek from the bottom. He stops and takes a moment to catch his breath. He looks out west past Raton Canyon and sees the setting sun slowly disappearing over another mountain in the distance, it's brilliant golden radiance crowning the mountain crest. Wind whooshes in Donnie's ears as he walks up to the lone wooden structure at the top of the path. He climbs up the short steps and looks at the large plaque with the map Mt. Chiliad State Wilderness etched into the wood. He then walks up to one of the tower viewers and looks through, but it's nothing but black. He digs a quarter from his pocket and places it on the coin insert, then pushes it in. The telescope pings and the timer's noise begins ticking on. Donnie looks back into the telescope, but again, he sees nothing save for darkness.

 

"Hmm.." Donnie backs his head away from the telescope and pushes the coin insert again. When the slide jolts out of the the telescope body, Donnie spots a small red pill in the slot. What's this? He plucks it up between his index finger and thumb and holds it up in the air. The pill glows crimson in the orange light of the setting sun.

Looks like a clue, if anything..

 

Donnie holds the pill up for a few seconds more, wondering, before popping it into his mouth and swallowing it with a audible gulp.

 

Out of nowhere, a thunderous storm flashes over Mt. Chiliad. There's an incessant racket of rain beating on Donnie and the surrounding ground.
The harsh winds buffet against him, and there are distant flashes of lightning in the dark grey clouds as if fireworks were being set off within, followed by the crack and rolling of it's kindred thunder.

Donnie looks out to the Alamo sea. A colossal tornado looms over the lake with considerable girth. There are thousands of pieces of debris flying erratically, errant with the twister, following in its wheeling current. Lightning shoots sporadically like cracking glass from out of the tornado as if Zeus himself were trapped and trying to escape. Donnie can't help but mutter, "Holy sh*t." His gaze is riveted.

 

Suddenly, a dingy comes flying toward Donnie with incredible speed. He spots it, but there's no time to react..

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Donnie is awakened by a fierce punch to his cheek. His eyes snap open as his head recoils from the blow, blood flying out of his mouth. His sight is blurry and spinning.

 

"Right, that's enough. We don't want to knock him unconscious again." A voice called out.

Donnie looks up to find himself surrounding in a cone of light coming from above. All he sees outside of that cone is complete darkness. He's bound hands and feet to a wooden chair, but that's all he can discern from the present moment.

 

"So, Donnie.. you're finally with us." The voice sounds off, drawing closer. A man emerges from the pitch dark and approaches Donnie with a fiery gaze that catches his attention.

 

"Who-" Donnie exhales. "Who are you? What's going on?"
The mysterious man snickers mockingly. "That's not important right now. But it sounds like you're clueless. That's good; it's how we wanted it. Though.. I suppose it would be impolite of me not to keep you in the dark, seeing as you now grace us with your company."
Donnie looks at him, confused yet expectant.

 

The man continues. "Did you know that in a matter of decades, almost all of our resources will be gone? Has that ever crossed your mind?"
"Can't say that it has. As you can see, I haven't had much time to think about that kind of stuff."

The man smirks. "This green Earth.. it's rapidly approaching its carrying capacity, with the constantly growing number of humans now a days. We are producing more mouths to feed at the same time as producing less of the sustenance to feed them all. It's almost exponential. And when all of the resources needed for mankind run out? Chaos, madness, depravity, greed, killing; all for the crumbs. The human race will reach the lowest it has in a long time. We'll burn ourselves out. Our answer to this -our only solution-, is EDEN."

 

The man now steps out in front of Donnie. "Do you know what EDEN is?"
"..nope."
"To put it frankly, it's a sterilizing agent, meant for the human race. Only a select group of people will be able to procreate after it's been permeated. That way, it'll ensure that mankind doesn't.. burn itself out."
"So you're going to neuter everyone.. that's insane, it's genocide."
"Sure, it may be to those who don't yet understand, but it's the only way. A means to an end; the greatest good for the greatest many."
"Hmph, so then what have I got to do with this?"

The man abruptly lunges forward to Donnie and grabs hold of the arms of the chair. "You are a key to unlocking it, Donnie boy! It lies in you!" He lets go of the chair.

Donnie shakes his head in confusion. "What are talking about? You saying this.. EDEN, it's in me?"
"That's exactly what I'm saying."
"No way, that's impossible."
"Oh, but you are wrong. Naturally, you wouldn't remember any of this. Let's say that you were 'donated' in infancy by a benefactor. It was seen that you had the perfect structure of nucleotides to hold and propagate a synthetic bacteriophage within your blood. The virus is impotent on its own and would mask itself as antigens on your blood cells. Ergo, it is undetectable by conventional means. This isn't news to us, we've know this since EDEN's conception. We knew you had it in you, and now we want it. But you're not the only one; there are two others we need, and thanks to this-" He pulls out the USB Arcade had gotten from Tequi-la-la. "-we now know where our third and final carrier is."

Donnie eyes the specialized USB, then drops his head down and laughs a bit before saying, "So this is the ICA.. you assholes."
"Oh, forgive me, I forgot to mention."
"So you could've gotten me and taken this EDEN out at any time. Why the wait?"
"Given your skill set and training, we saw it as an opportunity to have you work for us - in more ways than one. There were loose ends, and we had you tie some of them up. I'm sure you know of Arcade? We could've just sent her on her own but she's no one-man army, and seeing your past exploits and history with her, we thought it all the more convenient to have you pair off once again. Don't worry, she knows nothing of EDEN."

Donnie still has his head drooped down, shadows covering his eyes. A malicious crooked grin creeps across Donnie's face. The man comes up closer to Donnie and leans down to him. "It looks like this would be your final contract with us, Donnie. After this, you won't have to worry about anything, anymore."

 

Donnie looks up straight at the man with his brown eyes, clear in the light. Donnie smirks before promptly spitting a spray of blood right in the man's face. "That's what you want from me, huh? There you have it, and there's more where that came from."

 

The man opens his eyes then backhands some of the blood from his face. He then pulls out a tactical knife and pricks his finger with the tip. "Yes.. I'm sure there is."
With a trained finesse, the man grabs Donnie's right shoulder and punches the blade into his ribs. Donnie winces, gasps in pain, and coughs up more blood before slumping his head forward. The man frees the blade from Donnie's chest, whose breathing becomes shallow and labored, blood dripping out of his wound.

 

The man turns his back and begins walking out of the light. Before disappearing completely in darkness, he looks to his left and his right, then says, "He'll need treatment for a hemopneumothorax and surgery to patch up the wound. We'll keep in him in detainment until we have the other two carriers. He's a rogue element, so don't get complacent." He cocks an eyebrow and finishes. "Well, get to it."

The mysterious man vanishes into the dark, and is soon replaced by two suited fellows, who both pick up Donnie by his arms and drag him out of the light.

 

What next?

1)We cut to Micheal, about to go sewer diving.
2)We cut to Arcade.
3)We cut to Trevor, Luis, and Lester at the farmers market
4)We cut to Franklin and Lamar, in custody of Stretch and his goons.

Edited March 24, 2015 by Foxaze

[Corndawg93]

God I hope it not ten miles long

[ArmyRaidFail404]

1)

 

Michael is not at his house but is at a manhole in Downtown Los Santos, ready to jump into the wilderness of the Los Santos sewer system. Michael was told by The Fixer that the clue would be somewhere in the sewers. Michael has triangulated a radio position in the sewers because physics and has driven to the manhole underneath the road between the FIB and IAA buildings. He regretfully jumps in and lands with a roll. He is covered in literal sh*t.

 

Michael: I just have to go 20 yards to the east of here, but...Where is the f*cking door?

 

Michael brings up a map of the sewers on his phone because Internetz and goes zigzagging through the knee high sh*t to his position. When he finally gets there he discovers that there is nothing there that could possibly be emitting a radio frequency. He does find a pill in the pockets of a dead man that he searches and holds it up. After deciding not to take it, he feels the barrel of a gun pointed at his head.

 

Voice: Take the f*cking pill, Townley. It will make it easier.

Michael: Fixer.

Voice: Nah. The Fixer can't do sh*t in his world.

Michael: What? You one of his goons?

Voice: Anyone tell you you ask too many goddamn questions? Huh? Take the pill or I'm gonna shove it down your f*cking throat!

Michael: How 'bout no.

 

Michael quickly slaps the gun out of his way and thrusts his palm at the man in the nose. He grabs hold of the gun and keeps it steady. He places his right foot behind the legs of the other man and kicks him the chest with enough force so that the man tumbles over his feet. Michael continues to hold the gun as the man falls so he can snatch it immediately as the man's grip slips, keeping his face well out of the firing line. After this three second Batman move, Michael shoots the man twice in the chest.

 

Other people in the distance: 4-3 is down! The target got to him!

 

Michael realises that this is the time to run. Zigzagging through multiple paths and service terminals, Michael rushes outside and finds himself in the Los Santos rivers. Michael quickly climbs up and hijacks a car. After losing the pursuing men, Michael gets a call.

 

*RING RING*

Amanda: Michael. It's time to go do that mission.

Michael: Mission?

Amanda: Trevor is here and we are still waiting on you to come back home so that you can realise that Lazlow is a perverted celebrity for trying to f*ck our daughter on Fame or Shame.

Michael: What!?

 

A] Michael follows the mission script.

B] Michael gets a call from the Fixer.

C] Michael goes to the Maze Bank Arena.

D] Cut to Arcade.

E] Cut to Leo and Harold (See Page 109 on the IV Chain Story)

Edited March 20, 2015 by armyraidfail404

[ArmyRaidFail404]

Please. Do not let this Chain Story die.

[Fallcreek]

(( After sifting through the earlier posts, I still don't fully understand what's going on lol. ))

 

C) Cut to Arcade.

 

We cut to Arcade as she's approaching Fort Zancudo on the north end, near the barracks.

 

She comes up on the chainlinked fence that's seperates the military base from the rest of San Andreas. She slips off her backpack and grabs her bolt-cutters then proceeds to cut a small entree way.

 

-click, click, click-

 

Arcade slowly prys the fence open, then she slings her backpack over her shoulder and steps through the make-shift entrance. She places the fence back, vaguely in it's previous position then continues to trek forward. Using the cover of the night, she sticks to the shadows and makes her way to the fabled elevator that's nestled between the hangers.

 

As she finally reaches the bunker, she unholsters her Springfield Operator and slowly tip-toes through the entrance. She spots the metallic elevator in the empty bunker, but she also spots a CCTV camera in the corner. She lines up her iron sights at the camera, then pulls the trigger.

 

-thwack-

 

The camera falls off it's hinges and smashes onto the concrete. Arcade takes a quick breath then proceeds to call the elevator. After waiting for a few brief seconds, the elevator makes it's ping. She walks through and signals the elevator to go down a few floors. She quickly takes the time to slip in a new magazine into the well. As she pulls back the slide, the elevator doors slide open, revealing a guard. They exchange looks, then Arcade quickly raises her pistol and shoots the guard. His head recoils violently, then he falls over. Arcade quickly steps out, trying not to look at the corpse. She's quickly greeted by a singular, ominous hallway that's dimly lit. Arcade slinks down the hallway with perfect finesse until she reaches the end. She places her hand on the handle, then pushes it open, revealing a pedastal with a lone light beaming above it. Feeling the unease of the situation, Arcade pushes herself forward and approaches the pedastal. It's a pill, glowing with a florid complexion. She plucks the pill from it's would-be shrine and decides to swallow it. She quickly feels the pill's influence, she quickly collapses and passes out.

 

What Next?

1) We stick with Arcade as she's regain conciousness.

2) We cut to Donnie, wherever he is.

3) We cut to Michael as he approaches his house in Rockford Hills.

4) Trevor, Luis and Lester in Grapeseed.

5) Michael wakes up from a dream

Edited June 7, 2015 by Fallcreek

[Carbonox]

5) Michael wakes up from a dream

Michael: Can I ask an honest question? What's up with recent events? Who's the Fixer anyway, and what's this 'Matrix' thing? It's so messed up, it almost feels like... I'm dreaming?

 

Sure enough, Michael jolts awake in his bedroom.

 

Michael: F*ck right, the Chain Story is back!

 

1) Michael realizes Trevor's sleeping next to him.

2) He hears Jimmy swearing at other players from his room.

3) He hears Tracey screaming for some reason.

4) Cut to Franklin and Lamar, who are eating out in a Cluckin' Bell.

5) Cut to Arcade, doing whatever she does (in the real world).

[Corndawg93]

4) Cut to Franklin and Lamar, who are eating out in a Cluckin' Bell.

 

What are they eating

1) A Big Smoke

2) A Sweet

3) A CJ

4) A Rider

5) A Kendl

[Taylor]

3. Franklin orders a A CJ.

Lamar: What are you, a busta?

Frankling:Oh, shut up. Fatass, you eatin' a bigsmoke.

 

Whats next?

1)We stay with Busta, and LD as a fight starts.

2)We cut to Michael.

3)we cut to arcade.

4)We cut to Trevor, who is currently eating his special "Indian people soup".

5)We skip to Uncle Lester, spying on girls.

[Carbonox]

2)We cut to Michael.

Michael's getting up from bed, when all-too-familiar sounds start coming from a certain room.

 

Jimmy: Big talk from someone who sucks his grandad's dick for a living!

Michael: Not this again... Jimmy, shut the f*ck up!

 

Silence ensues... for a minute or so. Just after Michael gets dressed, more yelling follows.

 

Jimmy: Your dad drinks your sister's menstrual blood!

Michael: JAMES! Even I think that's over-the-top!

Jimmy: Haha, you can't be serious! xXxBadassKillaxXx is a girl? What a sand vag! She'd sell herself on the street, but her face looks like an elephant's arsehole.

 

Michael barges into Jimmy's room, shuts the TV off and yanks the controller and microphone from Jimmy, throwing both on the floor.

 

Jimmy: Jesus, don't tell me you're entering that psycho phase again!

Michael: I had a goddamn horrible night, OK? And for the record, I can't believe you're back to your old ways too! Now get your fat ass outside and do a little bike ride!

Jimmy: I'd do it gladly at my own time, not when you force me!

Michael: Either GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE TO COOL OFF or I'll throw that f*cking console of yours into the swimming pool!

Jimmy: Joke's on you, it's waterproof. Or at least that's what the manufacturer said.

 

Michael screams like some wild animal, hits his fist on the wall, and goes downstairs while counting to 10 slowly. At this point, it probably doesn't even matter if Jimmy follows his orders or not, he's just too tired to shepherd that fatass around. In the kitchen, Michael decides to drink from his self-replenishing glass of green juice to start off the day.

 

1) He starts listening to his MP3 player, only to find out his entire library has been replaced with Eagles music.

2) Martin Madrazo calls him and requests a favor.

3) He goes outside only to find Trevor throwing up in his pool.

4) We cut to Trevor doing something other than throwing up in his friend's pool.

5) We cut to Franklin and Lamar again, yo.

[Taylor]

 

1) He starts listening to his MP3 player, only to find out his entire library has been replaced with Eagles music.

As michael has finally cooled off a bit, he grabs a bottle of whisky from the fridge, gets a glass, and pours himself a cup. He walks out to the back and starts getting comfortable. After he takes a sip, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his MP3. He puts his earphones in, and plugs them in.

 

He presses play.

'On the MP3' Phil Collins, "I dont care anymore"

Some crappy eagles cover plays. Which sounds all too familiar from that damn cabbie.

Michael: What the hell is this!?

-presses next song-

Michael again: What the fuu-

-Just then, the eagles cabbie walks in-

Cabbie: MUAHAHAHAHAHA. Karma sucks eh?

Michael: YOU... You switched all of my songs to your sh*tty eagles music?

Cabbie: Of course. I thought you would've come to enjoy your little "Suprise".

Michael: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I ENJOY IT!?

-Michael pulls a 9mm out from under him, because he keeps his pistol im his back pocket-

Cabbie: Woah buddy, I didnt mean for this to be your react-

-Michael shoots the Cabbie inbetween the eyes mid sentance-

Amanda hears this and comes outside. She sees the body of the cabbie lieing before the door.

Mandy: MICHAEL! Seriously? Here? Blahblahblahblahblah -incoherrent babling about a bad influence on the kids-

 

Michael just gets up. Tired of all this.

 

When Trevor comes out of nowhere. Throwing up in his pool. (Use Zesus choices)

Edited June 11, 2015 by cooltay

[Son of Zeus]

3). He goes outside only to see Trevor throwing up in his pool.

 

Michael chugs down the juice and bangs the glass on the countertop. Boy, did that son of his piss him off every second day.

 

He decides to go outside and relax by the pool. The poolside always calmed him down for some reason. He sees Trevor standing by the pool, clutching his chest.

 

Michael: Hey T, what's wrong?

 

Trevor: Argghh Mike...I...

 

Suddenly he heaves and pukes right into the pool.

 

Michael(yelling): Are you blind, you filthy hipster?? That's a f*cking pool!! I had it cleaned only three days ago!! Now look what you've done!!!

 

Trevor bursts out laughing.

 

Trevor: Ahh I'm soooo sorry, Mikey boy. My friend. I really mean it, you know. I'm sorry I didn't PUKE IN YOUR f*ckING FACE!!

 

Michael glares at him.

 

Michael: Very nice. Now will you kindly get the f*ck out of my house?....Friend?

 

Trevor: Being rude again, Michael? You're kicking your old friend out of your house!! The friend that did so much for you!! This is how you repay him, huh?

 

Trevor kicks a poolside table.

 

Trevor: Okay..okay. I'm going. No need to glare like that, Santa!! Your old friend is getting the f*ck out of your house!! Enjoy your miserable life!!

 

With that, Trevor walks out the gate, growling.

 

Michael: What a fool....does he have to be an idiot all the time? Now I can't even sit by this f*cking pool. f*ck this.

 

 

What happens next?

 

1. Jimmy comes running, apologizes and says he's ready to go biking.

 

2. Michael gets a call from an unknown number. The caller asks him to be at Mt. Chiliad by twelve tonight. He further says that there's something for Michael there.

 

3. Amanda comes out, sees the pool and starts yelling at Michael.

 

4. Michael decides to meet Lester.

 

5. We cut back to Franklin and Lamar.

Edited June 11, 2015 by Son of Zeus

[Son of Zeus]

Damn this lag...

[Taylor]

Damn this lag...

It wasnt even lag lol. I posted it barely a minute before you did

[Son of Zeus]

 

Damn this lag...

It wasnt even lag lol. I posted it barely a minute before you did

I pressed the post button and it said 'Saving'.

 

Then your post popped up lol.

 

Now where will the others continue from?

[Carbonox]

I suppose since these posts aren't mutually exclusive, we can accept that both of them happened. And with the latter post having all the choices, I'll continue on from there.

When Trevor comes out of nowhere. Throwing up in his pool. (Use Zesus choices)

 

3. Amanda comes out, sees the pool and starts yelling at Michael.

Amanda: OHMYGAWD DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT DRUNK AND THREW UP IN THAT POOL!

Michael: Wait, I can explain!

Amanda: I was going to hold a pool party tomorrow, you f*cking dick!

Michael: It was Trevor! I tried to stop him, but he---

Amanda: When are you going to quit being friends with that crazy f*ckface anyway? I've had it with you and your blahblahblahblah...

Michael: You didn't seem to mind when I F*CKING RESCUED YOU FROM THAT DEATHTRAP!

Amanda: Even though you did, it doesn't excuse the fact you're being a horrible person! Now go clean up that body from the house!

Michael: Do it yourself, bitch! I need peace and quiet!

Amanda: YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! COME BACK HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE!

 

Michael walks right past her and through the house. He takes his anger out on the Eagles Cabbie and kicks him hard along the way, before leaving the house through the front door. As he walks towards his trusty Tailgater, Amanda follows with a huge broom and hits him in the back of the head once before he gets inside the car and shuts the door. Amanda screams something incoherent and hits the car as well before Michael accelerates off with full speed, creating a huge smoke cloud.

 

After driving a few blocks away from his house, he begins to regret his behavior somewhat. But can he really help it? It's like the dark side of his family is starting to show all over again, and he has no other way to repel their hostility but screaming at them. Not to mention, how was he going to prevent that stupid cabbie and Trevor from entering his property? Installing better security fences is going to move pretty high up on his priority list due to this. Oh well, this might be one of those days where he's better off taking a bit of a trip away from home.

 

1) He gets a call from an unknown caller, asking him to be at Mt. Chiliad by twelve tonight. There's something for Michael over there according to him.

2) Michael goes to Vespucci Beach to hang out.

3) We follow Franklin and Lamar, who end up having a food fight at Cluckin' Bell.

4) We follow Franklin and Lamar as they head to Franklin's aunt's place to hang out.

5) We cut back to Michael's family.

[Lemoyne outlaw]

1. jimmy comes running, apologizes and says hes ready to go biking.

 

 

michael: hey look whos coming back.

jimmy: ok dad i hate to say this but im sorry. i was just getting my ass kicked and i had to vent. so i think i need to get out and get some fresh air. just please dont get wierd on me again.

michael: ok apology accepted get your bikd from the garage.

 

on the road they biked from their place to mirror park and had lunch together then they biked back. when they got home jimmy tried going onine again but he could not get online he then checked his messages on his phone and his friends were telling him all about a viral video that went up about jimmy bullying people so the youtuber told everyone to report him and have him banned. all you could hear in the de santa residence was a loud f*ck!!!!!!!!!! michael amanda and tracy ran upstairs.

 

michael: i thought we were over this whats up now?

jimmy: my account got banned. the person who i bullied took it overboard and recorded it and had me banned.

 

jimmy shows them the video and all three family members just burst out laughing.

 

amanda: you get what you deserve.

tracy: nice job good luck getting a new account.

michael: yep you did it this time.

jimmy: no one will help me get it back?

 

all three in unison yell no.

 

what next

 

1. we switch to trevor planning on breaking in madrazos house and stealing patricia agian.

2. franklin and lamar getting pulled over for speeding.

3. wade at the ice cream store and a stranger comes up to him.

.

oh great now what? this sucks because it took me a while to think of that idea.

Edited June 11, 2015 by confederatestatesgta

[Taylor]

From Carbons Post

3)We follow Franklin and Lamar, who end up having a food fight at Cluckin' Bell.

 

After Frank called Lamar a fatass, all hell broke lose.

 

LD: Yo. What did yo' yee-yee ass just say to me?

Frank: You heard me. I said Fatass. F.A.T.A.S.S

 

Lamar throws his not yet eaten Number 9 at Frank.

 

Frank: OH HELL NAH.

 

Frank then threw his Special "A CJ" Sprunk cola drink at him.

 

Lamma: Seriously dawg!? Sprunk! Im even more mad now yo. Sprunk sucks.

 

Lamar throws his Big Smoke diabettes Cola at Frank.

 

Frank: Why are we so immature?

 

Lamar: Immature Timmature. F*ck yo big ass "sophisticated" words Dawg.

 

The clerk is having complaints from the other customers about these two throwing food and cussing at each other.

 

Cluckin Bell clerk: HEY YOU TWO!

 

Frank and LD: Us?

 

Clerk: YEAH YOU! (shouting) If your gonna start this sh*t in here, you need to get the hell out!

 

Lamar, as always tries to act tough, and pulls his pistol out and aims it at the clerk.

 

(SA throwback kind of reference)

 

Clerk: You think your cool, thuggy ass punk!?

 

The clerk then pulls out a shotgun from behind the counter, and fires a warning shot.

Frank and Lamar, seeing where this is going run out of the resturant like fat kids chasing an ice cteam truck.

 

Frank: You damn fool. Lets get us outta here before the 5-0 show up.

 

1) They go to Franks house

2) Frank drops LD off

3) We cut to Trevor, rambling to Ron how its all Mikes fault

4) We cut to Mikey

Edited June 11, 2015 by cooltay

[Lemoyne outlaw]

so does my post not count? this is really sh*tty.

[Taylor]

so does my post not count? this is really sh*tty.

Your post was beaten by the guy before you, and since his choices were different from your post, it was kind of irrelevant. Sorry

Edited June 11, 2015 by cooltay

[Lemoyne outlaw]

wow well i know how sh*tty this thread is now. i spent about a half hour thinking of ideas. im never coming back here again. f*ck this.

[Corndawg93]

There's no need to be angry, you followed the wrong guy

 

3) We cut to Trevor, rambling to Ron how its all Mikes fault

 

Here we have Trevor in his Metel Death Shack complaining to Ron

(Trevor) That asshole, he was never nice to me

(Ron) What are you gunna do

(Trevor) I'll tell you what, I'M GUNNA EAT HIS WARM LIVER!!!!!!

(Ron) You have problems

(Trevor) WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, HOW ABOUT I EAT YOOOUUUUUU!!!!!

Ron sh*t himself and runs off to his house

(Ron) AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!, I like my liver

Just then Johnny shows up with an RPG he got from LV while he was with Luis and Roman, anywho, he has the RPG and shoots at the Metel death shack and blows it up in the name of revenge, Trevor runs out burning to death

(Trevor) AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH I'm BURNING...

He dies and Johnny feels better, so he gets back on his Hexor and rides off, feeling nothing but satisfaction, he decides to head back to Liberty

(Johnny) Lets rock and roll

Who do we follow next???

1) Micheal

2) Franklin

3) Wade

4) Eagles Cabbie

5) Phil Bell, who relocated to Los Santos

Edited June 12, 2015 by Corndog93

[Taylor]

3) Wade.

 

Wade: Oh hiya trevor.

-wade pokes trevor-

Wade: ouch your on fire trevor, you need ICECREAM! .... Trevor?

 

We cut to Ron, in his home. Laughing manically because he called Johnny for backup against Trevor.

 

Ron to Johnny over phone: Good job johnny boy! How did you fell about that?

 

Johnny: It felt prettt damn good, Ronald. I get to go brag to the brothers how I, ALONE killed Trevor! YEAH!

 

Whats next?

 

1) We cut to Johnny, back at the clubhouse.

 

2) We switch back over to Wade, poking at trevor with a stick now

 

3) Michael

 

4) Franklin

 

5) Jimmy, in the electronics store with Mike Credit Card. Getting ready to buy a new and expensive, limited edition "A CJ" Headset.

[ArmyRaidFail404]

Comments: Wow. Y'know I was just gonna go and find my own way to bring this story back. Good job guys.

 

4) Franklin

 

Franklin and Lamar are driving to Lamar's place. They are both bored and somewhat depressed.

 

Franklin: How the f*ck did we get so boring?

Lamar: Yeah, I see what you mean, dawg. I still don't know know how you intend to fix this sh*t though.

Franklin: We should have an adventure.

Lamar: f*ck yo adventures! I'm staying in South Central LS.

Franklin: We gotta change the way we play, not do supernatural mind-bending bullsh*t.

Lamar: Now yo ass is talking from da weed, y'know what I'm saying? Supernatural? What like werewolves or some sh*t?

Franklin: Maybe we should take a trip to San Fierro.

Lamar: Dude are you even listening to yourself? Or to me? Just take me home, dawg. And of all places, San Fierro?

 

Franklin pulls up outside Lamar's house. They are interrupted when they are hailed with gunfire. They quickly take cover from the massacre occurring down the road. Lamar, trying to be a hero, leaps out from his safe area with a Uzi.

 

Lamar: Come on, busta!

Franklin: Shut up with that sh*t!

 

Franklin pulls out his Ak-47 and starts firing from cover. Lamar runs and takes cover behind the mural. After firing a few times, they take out a few ballas and move up the road. They see some Families holing them Ballas up in the gas station, So they go to help them. Just then, a rocket flys out of the main road and destroys the gas station, taking out half of the Ballas squad. Looking in the firing direction they see:

 

A] Trevor

B] Another Families OG: *insert name here*

C] Michael

D] The mafia has entered the battle

[Corndawg93]

@armyraidfail, were you now

 

D] The mafia has entered the battle

 

An New Italian gang named The Minichello's who are gunna take Los Santos by storm suddernly show up and start killing bitches, one of there guys has a Minigun and blows up every car on site

(Franklin) Holy sh*t, who are these guys

(Lamar) These guys are serious dawg, lets bizounce homie

(Franklin) I'm all for that man

They both bail to Franklins home in the hills and South Central in completely taking over by The Minichellos

What happens next???

1) One of the made up gangs from the GTA IV Chain Story decide to do business in Los Santos

2) We cut to Wade poking Trevor's dead body

3) We follow Arcade for some reason

4) We stick with Franklin and Lamar at Franks house in the hills

Edited June 12, 2015 by Corndog93

[Carbonox]

4) We stick with Franklin and Lamar at Franks house in the hills

Franklin prepares a meal for himself while Lamar makes a call.

 

Lamar: OK, you betta keep safe there, y'hear, babe? Those mobsters mean business... Actually, I got an idea! Come to Frank's new fancy house fo' safety. Yeah, OK, see ya.

Franklin: Who was that you was callin'? Surely not Tanisha?

Lamar: 'Course not! Your auntie Denise, nigga. Gotta keep 'er safe, you hear?

Franklin: That bitch? And you invited her here? F*ck. That.

Lamar: Man, have some solidarity fo' the family!

Franklin: Oh, now you usin' fancy words against me, huh?

Lamar: Ain't got no choice when you bein' that stubborn.

 

About an hour later, sure enough, Denise shows up on their door. Lamar happily greets her, Franklin does not as he stays focused on the TV show.

 

Denise: Freaking patriarchal mobsters forcin' me out of my precious home!

Lamar: 'Ey, that's all right, we'll deal with them later, right, Frankie?

Franklin: Let's not make promises we can't keep, nigga.

Denise: What a spineless coward you are anyway!

Franklin: Eh, Auntie, why all the black clothes?

Denise: Because this is an extremely sad day for feminism! I bet all those patriarchal bastards are celebratin' right now!

Franklin: Lemme guess, some guy admitted that women are guilty of domestic violence too.

Denise: No they aren't, stupid boy! And what really happened was that my role model, the person who helped me see the world as I see it, JuWanna B. White died a horrible, gruesome death in Liberty City! This must not go unpunished!

Franklin: That hardcore SJW? I respectfully disagree, pretty sure the world's a slightly better place now.

Lamar: What the f*ck, man? You'd talk like that to your own mourning auntie?

Franklin: What's it to you?

Denise: I already can't stand you, you little sh*t! I'd be better off back at Chamberlain Hills!

Lamar: 'Ey, wait up! This kid here, he just doesn't understand that feminist sh*t yet!

Denise: Did you call it sh*t?

Lamar: It was just a sayin'! Now come on, I'll make you some hot coffee.

Denise: Forget about it! I WANNA MOURN IN PEACE!

 

She storms out of the mansion, with Lamar still following her and going as far as begging her to come back. Franklin feels quite victorious inside right now.

 

1) While arguing outside, Lamar and Denise suddenly get captured into a passing Minichello car.

2) We cut to Michael, who goes to eat out at a new Italian restaurant in town, which is affiliated with the Minichellos.

3) We cut to Michael's family, still somewhat in shock over his recent behavior.

4) We cut to Wade, who tries to wake Trevor up by hitting his body with a hammer.

[Corndawg93]

4) We cut to Wade, who tries to wake Trevor up by hitting his body with a hammer.

 

We follow Wade who has a hammer hitting Trevor on the head trying to wake up Trevor but to no avail

(Wade) Trevor, wake up Trevor, TREVOR, WAKE UP

Wade start to cry

(Wade) Why won't he wake up, Trevor

Just then a passing PMP 600 drives past and the people inside kidnap Wade

What happens next

1) The people inside take Wade to a quit area and rape him

2) The Peeps inside give wade an ultimatum

3) They drop Wade off in out side the ammunation and wade wonder what the f*ck just happened

4) We cut to Trevor's burnt dead body just laying there attracting worms

5. We cut to Michael, who goes out to eat at a new Italian restaurant in town, which is affiliated with the Minichellos.

Edited June 12, 2015 by Corndog93