Hooker Golf Release Date & Speculation Thread

[scubadave]

Screenshot of players golfing with prostitutes in GTA Online. Rockstar promised us Hooker Golf.

Is anybody interested in the release date for the Prostitute Golf side game that was so brazenly carted out to us in the previews only to discretely disappear ever since???

Rockstar has made nary a reference to it since launch date and gen after gen and platform after platform of releases come and go and no mention of when Hooker Golf will be arriving.

Is it for Current Gen only? Will it be similar to standard Golf or an entirely different experience altogether? How does it work? At this pace, both PC and heists will be out before Hooker Golf even gets an updated announcement.

Let's face it, Online gets boring. I've got billion$$$, things get boring fast. We need more things to do, not clothes or different maps for the same rehashed game modes. Now, I'm sure it will be released in 2015, but in the meantime:
What do you want to see in Hooker Golf? How do you think it's going to work? Double entendres encouraged.

Edited January 15, 2015 by scubadave

[Misanthrope Z]

i'd like an entire golf course made entirely out of prostitutes

[Ralelen]

Beer is now all over my laptop.

[Sigma_yo]

Would be better without clubs.

 

ie:

 

[Brazilian Mermaid]

what the hell, no, they shouldn't and won't include that

[Dumb guy]

Id like to see A large "back nine"

 

what the hell, no, they shouldn't and won't include that

Loosen up hunny. You cold be featured on the back nine. Edited January 15, 2015 by Dumb guy

[Ezza.]

Ahhhhh, it feels good to participate in a ScubaDave Original discussion again

 

But yes, I feel cheated too. I hope when they release it that it plays like Minigolf. Having to put it through the opening and closing legs. In fact, I say we should all bombard R* support with tickets requesting this before the Feminists take us down.

[ParsoOnFire]

before the Feminists take us down.

oh, beat me to it. it's inevitable, remember the whole fuss at Target Australia involving GTA V?

[scubadave]

what the hell, no, they shouldn't and won't include that

 

well apparently they are, just not released yet. what exactly is the problem you have with Hooker Golf?

 

Ahhhhh, it feels good to participate in a ScubaDave Original discussion again

 

But yes, I feel cheated too. I hope when they release it that it plays like Minigolf. Having to put it through the opening and closing legs. In fact, I say we should all bombard R* support with tickets requesting this before the Feminists take us down.

 

I already sent in a request, but yes, if everybody does, much better.

[LongDickJohnson]

hookers know all about swinging balls, so this makes sense.

[Brazilian Mermaid]

 

what the hell, no, they shouldn't and won't include that

 

well apparently they are, just not released yet. what exactly is the problem you have with Hooker Golf?

 

 

I think it is gross besides too mature for a game played by many children. And I know kids shouldn't play this game but R* know they do.

[L0SS4NT0SK1LL3RV]

 

 

what the hell, no, they shouldn't and won't include that

 

well apparently they are, just not released yet. what exactly is the problem you have with Hooker Golf?

 

 

I think it is gross besides too mature for a game played by many children. And I know kids shouldn't play this game but R* know they do.

 

Hm, a brazilian girl around here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), by the way this seems to be a good idea.

[BamaGoodfella]

A golf cart??? You disappoint me ScubaDave! Real men use tanks in hooker golf LMAO!

 

 

Sorry for the quick, sloppy Photoshop work LOL.

[Mr. Crowley]

I would probably actually play golf if hookers were included.

[j0hn_d0e]

It's A Hoe in One.

 

"And Not One f*ck Was Given".

[Shadowfennekin]

I'll take the hookers but keep the golf away.

[CrazyRay]

You putt the balls into the hole??

 

I thought the hole shot out the balls...I am confused

[Smesi]

I guess you can say put birdies in that hole.

[floof]

But there strippers.

[SkylineGTRFreak]

Yes, finally someone brings this topic back to the surface. Looks like R* tried to wipe it from our memories and replace it with the hype for heists.

[bloatedsack]

I already sent in a request, but yes, if everybody does, much better.

 

Can we get a change.org petition going on this, then? Or should we just make tickets?

I think it is gross besides too mature for a game played by many children. And I know kids shouldn't play this game but R* know they do.

 

So, then, the life of crime, the meth heads, the implied homosexual raping trevor does, the gratuitous torture mission, prostitutes, strip club, and non-stop stream of double entrende based advertising is all hunky dory, then?

 

But "hooker golf" is where you draw the line?

 

In a Scuba Dave "hooker golf" thread, none the less?

[xInfamousRYANx]

I think hooker golf will pay out a decent amount of cash just like the hooker glitch and unlimited shoe glitch. It will probably include hooker obstacles and the object is to put the ball in the hole. The faster you complete the game the more money you get

[Quinn_flower]

what the hell, no, they shouldn't and won't include that

Lol sweetie it's scubadave thread he's kinda of a prankster around here with his "ideas". Nothing serious just another day in the forums and this coming from the same person who made tank shift thread last year. Again nothing serious just a joke thread lol

 

Speaking about tank shifts what happened to the tank shifts on ps4 /x1? Lol

Edited January 15, 2015 by Quinn_flower

[Fozzie]

SCUBADAVE 4 President & CEO of R*!!!!!

[xInfamousRYANx]

Omg im so hyped for hooker golf. I think it really has bwen neglected. Why would rockstar put something in the trailer if its not in game yet

[Xion Hunter]

...I seriously want this now. Joke or not, this kind of hilarity is exactly what I'd expect from GTA.

 

I mean, how else do people end up getting laid at a golf course? I mean really, it's mostly old dudes and married wom - okay, maybe I can see how some get laid.

[WACKADOODLEDOO]

Screw this, man. If Rockstar won't provide we'll just make our own gold course... with Blackjack... AND HOOKERS!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

But...why ?

Most people dont even play golf ?!

[Xion Hunter]

Screw this, man. If Rockstar won't provide we'll just make our own gold course... with Blackjack... AND HOOKERS!

Strip blackjack or go back to Liberty.

[Phil Collin]

 

Screenshot of players golfing with prostitutes in GTA Online. Rockstar promised us Hooker Golf.

 

 

Is anybody interested in the release date for the Prostitute Golf side game that was so brazenly carted out to us in the previews only to discretely disappear ever since???

 

Rockstar has made nary a reference to it since launch date and gen after gen and platform after platform of releases come and go and no mention of when Hooker Golf will be arriving.

 

Is it for Current Gen only? Will it be similar to standard Golf or an entirely different experience altogether? How does it work? At this pace, both PC and heists will be out before Hooker Golf even gets an updated announcement.

 

Let's face it, Online gets boring. I've got billion$$$, things get boring fast. We need more things to do, not clothes or different maps for the same rehashed game modes. Now, I'm sure it will be released in 2015, but in the meantime:

What do you want to see in Hooker Golf? How do you think it's going to work? Double entendres encouraged.

 

You got billions $$$ cuz you hack fun. And which lvl are you? probably not even higher then me. shoulnd´t be allowed t hack.