what was the most trollish thing you've done in gtao?

[CH14R1]

I've quit a heist.

 

But it's not my fault, i've joined through "on call" method because i was searching for the humane labs one... And the moron readily started it so i didn't had time to bail on lobby screen.

[Rammer2k]

Not sure if this counts a trolling, or just a well placed trap. Fitted my Gold Dubsta 2 with ignition bomb, and parked it at the central LSC. I then planted a proxy mine at both of the entrances, and high tailed it to my apartment. Watch some dude roll into there, and get blown by one of the mines. He then must have saw my Dubsta, and thought easy money. Boom Boom # 2. Then to top it off, he takes off to the other entrance, and gets the trifecta. I get a text shortly after from him that says "WTF?"

[Sky_Light12]

Heist vehicle bait ( technical , insurgent pickup , hydra , savage & valkyrie )

technical : plant a hidden bomb ( or proximity mine when reaching the destination ) then park it either in front of player's apt or LSC rockford hills , burton and ready for their reaction

 

insurgent pickup : same as technical , except needing more than 1 explosives to fully blow up the insurgent

 

hydra , savage & valkyrie : plant explosive hidden on the aircraft ( more than 1 for valkyrie ) , take this aircraft to LSC rockford hills , burton

[The Spook]

Fired an rpg into a car meet from a nearby rooftop.

Sniped a chick too stupid to respawn in passive 12 times in a row, to be raged at in messages.

[The First Hunter]

Aimed for someone in an armored kuruma in my hydra

then jumped out of the hydra at the last second so he died and i barely survived(Thanks to the eject)

[Sky_Light12]

play heist setup " pacific standard - vans " as navigator

then navigate the driver so he will ended up circling around block over and over ( or try to give them wrong direction )

[n.W.o. 4-Life]

 

Place a sticky on the back of a buzzard, go and find someone in ammunation or similar, land outside and go in. When they leave and inevitably steal it, come out of passive and boom.

Never get tire of that, its their own fault for being a theif!

 

Well this IS Grand Theft Auto...

[Hail Sithis]

plant ignition bombs in the hpv and park them in known spawn locations, or just drive it around in circles -- taunting people -- and hope someone tries to steal it from me

flying around in a jet and hitting passive mode when someone tries to lock onto me

driving around in passive mode and getting cops to smash into random players, or finding people near gas stations and ramming into the pumps when they're close by

also rolling around in passive and using npc vehicles as weapons so i could knock other players over

Edited March 25, 2015 by 15473569

[SuperJude™]

During the Great Money Hack around Christmas 2013 I created a troll account, was gifted billions within 15 minutes online, did the "purchase tank" glitch and rolled around Auto Aim lobbies tank griefing at like level 8 and claimed I was doing so because Auto Aim is for losers and I was just trying to save everybody.

 

Sorry if I got any of you here with that bit of foolishness!

[n.W.o. 4-Life]

I've quit a heist.

 

But it's not my fault, i've joined through "on call" method because i was searching for the humane labs one... And the moron readily started it so i didn't had time to bail on lobby screen.

lol they're a moron for doing what anyone who knows how quick people leave for no reason would do? Seriously, if you wait more than 5 second people just start leaving cause they're scared of waiting.

[Miss Malevolent]

yesterday after i dud some upgrades to my new thrust, i threw a proximity mine at the enterance to the central lsc, and one of the of the other enterances.

after i rode around for a while when suddenly i got a killfeed saying "my gamertag" has killed "victim's gamertag".

what was the most trollish thing you've done in gtao?

 

Yesterday, I got a Daily Objective to: "Kill another player while your blip is hidden". So I leave my Invite Only session and enter an open lobby.

 

I get in the open lobby and I step out of my apartment and as I pop out I notice another player just standing there...I guess he was away...I checked the map for victims and realized it would be just easier to kill him.

 

I call Lester, hide the blip, blast the guy...leave the server.

 

I felt bad, but hey...$25,000 and 3,000RP!

[Murdick]

Rolled off the top of maze bank in a tank and landed behind two people who were waiting for my bounty. Hahaha it couldn't have been anymore perfect i sat there until they noticed me and then blew em up xD

 

Locked someone in a clothing store then sat im my apartment spectating them laughing until they eventually committed suicide. I stuck a sticky on their vehicle too, but i really cant remember if it blew them up or not haha.

[Pedinhuh]

I got mugged for the first time ever yesterday, you see I was banging this crackhead whore(I got low standards, don't care), after I was finished I preceed to kill her as usual and drove off.

Stopped at a red light to check my map, then a Families member shows up, jacks my Casco and speeds off with the car and the blood money...

I have never found out who did...

[monkeymonk]

Hmmm. I guess chasing down the players who use stickys to blow up any car that comes near. I just keep ringing, replacing, driving to them and getting blown up until they get 'bad sport' and disappear.

 

I honestly don't know why it works, but I figure if you've blown up a guy 10 times in a row for just driving near you, you're probably a bit deranged to start with.

Edited March 25, 2015 by monkeymonk

[Maxxi]

I came out of the Pacific Standard heist, and we were all walking away like badasses into free roam, so I pulled out my RPG for the Triple Kill-Suicide. Luckily it was all friends, so we shrugged and laughed it off because it was random and unexpected.

 

 

Another is making my Slamvan look stock, rigging it with an ignition bomb, then driving my friend's around. When people ask where I got it, I just tell them it spawns at the Lost Trailer Park. They go, find mine, hop in excited, and instantly explode. Lets just say I've been chased by all sorts of armed aircraft by doing this.

[zachy]

I would place sticky bombs on my buddies back and then he would go into passive mode with the sticky still attached. He would go up to other players in the lobby and from across the map I would detonate the sticky bomb, killing those players.

 

Man, would they rage

[MeisterJazz]

Take package from rooftop rumble

Wait 20 minutes before deliverying

[Terrato137]

Kept stealing npcs cars, usually the old rusty ones, covered em in sticky bombs, drove into other players and boom.

[ChineseCosmo]

one time there was some kid using his mic and he would get really excited and talk alot into the mic and it was so annoying so i got his info using his username & i drove 120 miles to his house and i cut his dog's throat haha get trolled n00b

[DaPopeLP]

My friends and I were rolling around in my Insurgent. People started trying to drop us. So we dropped them. One guy got killed a dozen times or better then tried hiding in passive mode. We chased him EVERYWHERE. he had started it, we would finish it. We were in a party and noticed the symbol above his head so we switched over. Here he was screaming insults and trying to get everyone to kick me. Someone wlse got tired of his crap and voted to kick him. He got more votes but still neither of us got kicked. I did spend the next 10 min circling him as he hid on top of a crate. As he screamed i would be gone before him. He ended up rage quiting as i would not let him down.

Edited March 25, 2015 by DaPopeLP

[Smooth Longsack]

Almost everything i every do is designed so i walk away feeling superior. You can draw your own conclusions about why i play this way and how it relates to my irl experiences if you wanna waste your time.

[hugh750]

Take package from rooftop rumble

Wait 20 minutes before deliverying

that's not trolling, that's the way i do rooftop rumble, i even sometimes drive to paleto bay to kill time then go to martin's house.

[thepolishpackage]

I sticky bomb all the rare cars because I already have them all

[bowbra100]

Block Simeons garage at docks and sticky bomb players who try to get in.

[VLongo92]

1. Sticky Hydra

2. Leave jet near populated area

3. Hide out of map view

4. Wait for someone to get in

5. As soon as they fire guns, I hit left.

 

Winning

[Sky_Light12]

just played " pacific bank - vans " setup recently and troll twice

as navigator , i've repeatedly cause the driver driving around the block over and over

Edited March 30, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[FlourescentBlack]

Collected a bunch of personal vehicles with a cargo bob and loaded them in to a dump. Wait in dump. Some guy comes by and descides so make me go boom. Bad sport money loss and general confusion at the wall of warning texts. Good times.

Edited March 30, 2015 by FlourescentBlack

[Coleco]

This isn't a biggie but it is a bit of a dick move.

 

Saw another player driving a Panto in LS so I drove head-on into them at speed with my PV Insurgent.

[MitchMaljers]

Steal someone's prized PV and drive like hell to Paleto Bay, and hide there some where.

Whilst they can't call their personal vehicle I'm making a sandwich downstairs.

lol

[Bnd]

Steal someone's prized PV and drive like hell to Paleto Bay, and hide there some where.

 

Whilst they can't call their personal vehicle I'm making a sandwich downstairs.

 

lol

There is Access to Vehicle "None"

just fyi