what was the most trollish thing you've done in gtao?

[Nenzo]

- picked up a friend (met him in this session not long before) who was in a tank and put him far out in the sea.

 

- killed a squeeker who landed a fighter jet in the street.

[SempiternalxDrown]

Back in my xbox 360 days, I would kill someone over and over again till they go into passive mode and that's when I get my car and start running them over and over again till they left the session.

[Simply Logic]

go on a rooftop with a minigun and shoot down players that are having crew battles in GTAO.

[BeersInsteadofGears]

Got some dude good last night. Joined a mission 'Dish the Dirt' where the host was AFK just standing there, with his dick in hand.

After picking off about 10 enemies and the snipers who were shooting at us, the 'coke car' drives off in the direction of the inanimate host. I shot the coke driver pretty close to where the host was and he decides comes back from making a fruit salad or god knows what and starts moving towards the coke. Nah mate.

 

So I grab the coke (since I did all the hard work) and drive towards LS taking my sweet time. The host goes towards Paleto Bay for a bit of gun/ammo shopping, thinking I'm gonna drop the coke off to Geralds place. Nah mate.

 

Instead I find a safe spot in Vespucci Beach (all the Lost were no longer following me) where I can't be hassled, with my bag of coke. And then I had to go take a sh*t in real life, so I did. Then I was thirsty so I went downstairs and grabbed a beer and made my fiancee a cup of tea while I was there.

Came back and the dude has texted me "WTF" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" basically going apesh*t.

I said "Sorry m8, was AFK" but realised he already quit the session.

lel

[s1xty7]

Last night I was in a fire fight with a group of people and it was about time for bed, so I went into passive mode and ran up to them to give them a thumbs up. One of them invites me into their car and they all meet up down the block. Since I was in the other guy's car still, I pulled out a grenade and held it until it went off. Got all 4 or 5 of the players and their cars at the same time. They had just used their mechanic to deliver their cars so they would need to go down to the insurance company or wait a few minutes. Then I left.

[StarFireFly]

Ok so I told this guy that I found a new glitch with my car (the white suv) and if you sell it you get $500,000. I told him I go around and give people my car so they can make money. But he didn't know there was C4 inside teehee ^-^

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FyGKTZ9DrwY

 

 

And in this video I pick guys up with helicopter running them into buildings and jump at the last second. Go to

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WOueGYRr37Y

Edited February 12, 2015 by jessicaFly

[BeersInsteadofGears]

 

 

I pick guys up with helicopter running them into buildings and jump at the last second.

 

This is definitely my new favorite hobby

Edited February 12, 2015 by BeersInsteadofGears

[Sky_Light12]

~ volume TV set to 9 & maximum in-game volume

~ get a emergency vehicle with emergency light ( all of police car , unmarked cruiser , FIB buffalo , FIB granger , police riot , police transporter , park ranger , sheriff SUV & LSSD / blaine county sheriff cruiser , ambulance & firetruck )

~ toggle the emergency light

~ pretend there's real fire to ppl in ur house

[tenpennyisplainevil]

Spraying people to death with the firetruck's watercannon is priceless. It's even more fun to spray players off their bikes and then to their death

[Sky_Light12]

ladies and gentleman , i present you

the " trolling formula "

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Edited February 17, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[Sky_Light12]

NG only

 

step 1 : make identical replica of civilian's dubsta 2 ( a real dubsta 2 but player owned vehicle and identical modification )

step 2 : park it around the dubsta 2's spawning location ( park perfectly and the condition must be 100% unscratched )

step 3 : set the access on " everyone "

step 4 : watch your dubsta

step 5 : spectate the player who entered your dubsta 2 and let see if they reacted that dubsta 2 is actually belong to a player when they reach to the LSC

[Bnd]

NG only

 

step 1 : make identical replica of civilian's dubsta 2 ( a real dubsta 2 but player owned vehicle and identical modification )

step 2 : park it around the dubsta 2's spawning location ( park perfectly and the condition must be 100% unscratched )

step 3 : set the access on " everyone "

step 4 : watch your dubsta

step 5 : spectate the player who entered your dubsta 2 and let see if they reacted that dubsta 2 is actually belong to a player when they reach to the LSC

genius, but well how they would react when there will be no NPC inside the car?

[Sky_Light12]

 

NG only

 

step 1 : make identical replica of civilian's dubsta 2 ( a real dubsta 2 but player owned vehicle and identical modification )

step 2 : park it around the dubsta 2's spawning location ( park perfectly and the condition must be 100% unscratched )

step 3 : set the access on " everyone "

step 4 : watch your dubsta

step 5 : spectate the player who entered your dubsta 2 and let see if they reacted that dubsta 2 is actually belong to a player when they reach to the LSC

genius, but well how they would react when there will be no NPC inside the car?

 

i dunno whetever NG also spawn the modified dubsta 2 parked on houses in vinewood hills , but i do know the modified dubsta 2 driven by NPC

but off radar will not work because when you're on their line of sight , your PSN/gamertag will show up

[MCMXCII]

My friend was constantly killing this guy who was somewhere in between level 30 to 40. Once the guy was able to escape, I then drove to him and I told him that I'll take him to my apartment so that my friend would stop killing him. I was basically being the "good cop", so to speak, and I then picked up this individual. Well instead of going to my apartment, I then drove him to my friend, kicked him out of my car, and drove off after telling my friend to have at it. It was pretty hilarious. The dude then PM'd me, "Why?". lel

[Randy Marsh]

Two friends and I were goofing off outside of the central LSC. A guy gets on a roof and starts sniping us. I have my friend throw a sticky on my back, I go passive and climb up on the roof to deliver the package. After a couple of minutes he's back on the roof, and after walking passively by his proximity mines, I deliver another package. This time however we are tired of his annoyance, so every time he respawned one of us would drive around the block with a sticky attached to our (passive mode) car. Trolled him until he left.

Edited March 2, 2015 by Randy Marsh

[rabid_white_dog]

Had a player ask me to help get him a chromevdubsta2...told him to wait and I'd pick him up one, got it and threw a sticky bomb on it, gave him the car and followed him to LS...right as he went to take it in the garage I blow him up..then I spawn kill him till he leaves..must suck to be a level 8

[poklane]

Completely lock down the airport with a Buzzard. Killed everyone, and when one went in with Passive mode I just blew up the plane he was heading to.

[KM964]

I never go into public lobbies anymore, but I used to have fun in them.

 

Back when we could glitch into Michael's house, me and a friend would go in there and put $9000 bounties on each other. Then we'd place sticky bombs on the front and back doors, and hide either in the living room or one of the rooms upstairs. The whole lobby would come after us, doing anything (air strikes, tanks, mercenaries, etc.) they could to kill us. And when one of them got close to one of the doors, we'd detonate the bombs, then plant some more. It was comical watching them and raging on the mic. At several points the players even started killing each other.

[Nick930930]

Got on top of a building in downtown Los Santos, and sniped the tail-rotors of helicopters players were trying to use allt he way over at the hospital. They couldn't take off, and if they did, they crashed into the ground awarding me kills for it lol

[cjdavies]

Right now proxy mines outside LSC and Simeon's garage if there is a HPV.

 

Even better I die and they remain.

Edited March 2, 2015 by cjdavies

[AlmightyLoso]

-Place prox mines at both entrances of the main LSC

- Blow dumbasses to hell

-Drive to Mors Mutual

-Sticky bomb their cars

 

I had a 9k bounty on me yesterday & lead a whole lobby of dumbasses back & forth across the map in my Zentorno for like a half hour. Every time they got close I went off the radar & drove to the opposite side of the map. sh*t was funny as hell watching the entire lobby flock back and forth after me. Then when they finally boxed me in I turned my Xbox off right before they could kill me. Never got so many hate messages in my life lol

[obsidian_eclipse]

I don't troll normally but a low level character decided to blow me away whilst I was being friendly, I had numerous opportunities to waste him but it was obvious I wasn't a random gung ho gunner. He shot me dead whilst unarmed, so I wasted 20 fireworks from new years on his ass purely to hear him exclaim over the mic, followed by bounties, merryweather and muggers until he was virtually in tears. It was worth $100k.

[gravik]

yesterday someone landed a lazer at the airport then went afk. So I hauled ass to the air port, killed said player (who wasn't afk when i got there) and stole his jet.

 

Also I've been putting proxy mines at the entrance to popular clothing stores and ammunation.

[Kerberos42]

A couple trolling things I do...

 

Convince someone that's being a douche to other players that I'll spawn a tank for them to go crazy in. I make sure its spawns on the beach near the pier then spawn kill them with the sniper once they show up. When they respawn on the beach they are always in view, and the locations are pretty predictable, so they are dead before they can even figure out which way to run.

 

Especially fun with a $1000 bounty, and a talkative lobby. As soon as I have a bounty, I'll make a bee line for my Besra. More often than not, I'll hear someone say "Hey there's a bounty over there!" If I can figure out who it is, I'll head for them and hope they have the homing launcher. If they target me with it, its easy enough to evade. I'll buzz them continuously until they either run out of ammo, or manage to get me. Either way, its priceless when they finally kill me and get $1000, when they have spent almost $10000 trying.

[burnstern]

Hiding in the subway on Top Fun, then escaping in a train when the guys ditched their planes to follow me down.

 

The round went on forever though, so I guess I trolled myself a bit!

[Rusty4x4]

Back when only 5 bad sport points was enough to bad sport someone, me and 5 friends would put our motorcycles in the back of a mule, with a $1000 bounty on one of us standing in the back of the truck. The only way to claim the bounty was to blow up the truck, which would also take out the 6 motorcycles in the back. The bomber always would get the dunce hat instantly. We got rage messages or yelled at on voice chat almost every time.

[Sky_Light12]

Back when only 5 bad sport points was enough to bad sport someone, me and 5 friends would put our motorcycles in the back of a mule, with a $1000 bounty on one of us standing in the back of the truck. The only way to claim the bounty was to blow up the truck, which would also take out the 6 motorcycles in the back. The bomber always would get the dunce hat instantly. We got rage messages or yelled at on voice chat almost every time.

now that's a spirit , here's a like from insane troll

[Kill Frenzy!]

Rig a car with a bomb, put it in front of LSC door. Stand by in passive mode

Hahaha, I'm sure you have done this to me, if to try this.

[Cheezypeaz]

Followed a player who was in "Simeons" wanted car, down to the Docks. Got there before he did and waited at the garage. I pulled out my Heavy Sniper and aimed; missed him but hit the car. He hits me with car and I went flying. But I was OK, so I shoot wildly (with small remaining health) at him/the car and he shoots back. I die. But! He's attracted the attention of the Fuzz and they shoot first and ask questions later. Certain satisfied smile as bullets rip into the car and the message "Simeons car was destroyed" flashed up. I walked away withe "Smug" expression.

Edited March 3, 2015 by Cheezypeaz

[eggs aronious]

May or maynot of used a lag switch