what was the most trollish thing you've done in gtao?

[blue1]

 

- Grabbed a Cargobob and picked up an indestructible container from the docks and dropped it outside Troll Towers, blocking those trying to enter

^I read this yesterday and had no idea that you could do this online so I decided to drop one in front of the main LSC garage door

 

 

Some little dweeb even accused me of "hacking"...HA! you can clearly see the Cargobob right next to the container pal, how about put 2 and 2 together?

That's one nasty idea

 

I park my vehicle against the entrance doors to stores when there's someone inside, and they can't get out unless they blow up my expensive car.

Edited August 22, 2015 by blue1

[westsxde]

 

- Grabbed a Cargobob and picked up an indestructible container from the docks and dropped it outside Troll Towers, blocking those trying to enter

^I read this yesterday and had no idea that you could do this online so I decided to drop one in front of the main LSC garage door

 

 

Some little dweeb even accused me of "hacking"...HA! you can clearly see the Cargobob right next to the container pal, how about put 2 and 2 together?

 

does it despawn if you drive away?

[iam2fresh]

so i planted a whole bunch of land mines around the streets on i was on. i then texted everyone in my server and called them all "fa**ot pussys" next thing you know i have the whole server driving over ready to kill me. i climb on top of a building and everyone is dying trying to kill me. it was beautiful so many explosions and 9 year olds telling me they were going to kill me. once all the bombs went off i left.

[jatiger13]

I was just cruising past Mors. I see a bright yellow car.

I decide to steal it, since it's pretty obvious that it's someone's PV. Turns out it was a level 11s PV.

I started driving north. When I was by the casino, I hear him saying "why does it keep moving?" I laughed and stopped.

Some high level guy says he'll give him a ride to the casino.

So I'll start driving again, this time off road all over the mountains. They are chasing me.

When we are close to Sandy Shores, after about 10-15 minutes of them chasing me, I hear the high level guy tell him to open the menu and kick me from the car. Idiots, they should've done that right away.

I hurry to get to the airfield, because the low level don't even know how to bring up the menu without instructions.

 

I get to the airfield and get in the Cargobob. They pull up in a T20 just as I'm leaving with the low levels PV hooked up. I am already over the lake when the guy finally shoots me down with a HL. The PV is destroyed.

 

They are both pissed and have to drive all the way back to Mors.

[Stoakzee]

does it despawn if you drive away?

I got separated from the session but when I rejoined it was gone so yeah I assume so. But if you stay near it then it will only disappear until someone manages to get their vehicle inside the garage.

[Xorthian]

Playing on greed......

 

 

 

 

Obviously a larger bounty would attract more attention, but it still worked at 1k.

 

This may give me reason to actually buy the T20.

[Sky_Light12]

 

- Grabbed a Cargobob and picked up an indestructible container from the docks and dropped it outside Troll Towers, blocking those trying to enter

^I read this yesterday and had no idea that you could do this online so I decided to drop one in front of the main LSC garage door

 

 

Some little dweeb even accused me of "hacking"...HA! you can clearly see the Cargobob right next to the container pal, how about put 2 and 2 together?

 

i approve this , where the hell did u get winchable containers ?

 

~ convince a passive player to get in your car

- bring them to gang war

- when started , immediately get him out of red cicle , his passive mode would be nullified

[penguinhero]

I once pretended to be a hacker so i threw a fake money drop party in a lobby.

 

So the whole lobby is in my house and I'm like going on about having billions and giving it away.

As I'm doing this I'm carefully walking around the room to make sure my back is always next to the wall.

So i go in a corner and tell everyone to gather around me for the money drop.

I say,

3

2

1

f*ck you all!

and as i said this my friend blows up the hidden sticky bomb on my back killing the whole server

Were laughing our asses off and now the whole server is ready to kill us

we just left.

Edited August 27, 2015 by penguinhero

[richard1997jones]

back in the millionaire days i kept a gold adder with lowrider wheels in my garage. i'd often take it to LSC, rig it with a bomb and ask over the mic if anyone wants a free car.

people would always come racing toward me, trying to get it, only to get blown up the second they get in.

 

 

 

during that same time i'd pretend i was a money glitcher. i'd order a tank, park far away from everybody and then ask if anyone would like $1mil or a generally high amount of GTA money and if i got someone's interest i'd tell them to meet me somewhere. i'd tell them the tank was simply for protection, sit there for a while, pretending i'm transferring money, blow them up and say "oh sh*t wrong button". often times they'd come back, stand there looking clueless but still expect 1mil in their pocket, only getting another tank shell in the face after 5 minutes of me doing absolutely nothing.

And people ask why we get so uptight playing gta.

[Claptrap NL]

I ran around 1 guy in passive mode after he did the Go in Passive mode, get out and kill, go in, all the time.

Even took some pics of him and later on 2 other people in the lobby joined me. He kept dying by his own rockets

[HaRdSTyLe_83]

Buy and fully mod a Gold Dubsta

 

wait until someone picks it thinking they found a rare Gold dubsta

 

activates bomb

[Claptrap NL]

I ran around 1 guy in passive mode after he did the Go in Passive mode, get out and kill, go in, all the time.

Even took some pics of him and later on 2 other people in the lobby joined me. He kept dying by his own rockets

[MGCrash]

Back at the time when people didn't have the clue about the passive mode on what is now current gen. I'd always cause a lot of sh*t pissing a lot of people off. And right as I'm about to be killed in my car. I slam on passive mode and watch as people waste their ammo thinking they can blow my car up.

[Pedinhuh]

Throw molotov cocktails on the assholes who blew my car up in PSJ, they actually lose money if they cTch on fire while they are picking the cash at the vault

[Zalm]

Parking my Marshall at the central LSC and dropping a proximity mine near the driver's door. Once I had 3 kills at once with it, also a 24 000 insurance claim, I probably destroyed an Osiris

[jmandeli4985]

blowing up someone's chrome adder with stickies.

[pete_95973]

Lately when I am done playing for the night and I decide I want to go to bed I go to my apartment at Weazel and place a proximity in front of the front door. Then I scatter a few proximities in the garage parking lot and walk into my garage. Then I have my character watch TV in the garage so I won't be booted for being idle. Then I go brush my teeth, feed my cats, clean up the house, take a shower (all the things I do before bed) and then come back to log out of GTA and turn off the PS4. But first I check my stats and almost everytime I have been credited with a kill. Either someone comes home in my session or a new person spawns in their apartment and as soon as they step outside they are dead. I just started doing this and everytime but one time I have got at least one kill. Its f*cked up....but I'm the bad guy.

[DrSweatySphincter]

Placing proximity mines at doorway when people are shopping

When the heist leader wont be fair i purposely fail at the end

Take a fighter jet, land it, place sticky bomb, wait for them to take it and fly off, blow them up. Rinse and repeat.

And much more.

[cadpimp1207]

Placing proximity mines at doorway when people are shopping

When the heist leader wont be fair i purposely fail at the end

Take a fighter jet, land it, place sticky bomb, wait for them to take it and fly off, blow them up. Rinse and repeat.

And much more.

now when you say the heist leader won't be fair what percent do they set you at? 15% 20% honestly 15% or 20% is fair because the heist leader does not get paid for setups. Edited August 28, 2015 by cadpimp1207

[J Cobra]

Put a sticky bomb on a submarine, let a low level have it, then I blew it up.

[CrysisAverted]

cabin in the woods

friends pranked my twin sisters and they died

1 year later

Invited a bunch of friends to same cabin

le ebin prankd them

turns out wendigo

everybody dies

I turned into a wendigo

[Broblab]

i do this.

 

 

Edited August 28, 2015 by bronysplatter

[Stoakzee]

i approve this , where the hell did u get winchable containers ?

You know the docks where you deliver cars for Simeon? There will always be one in and around that area. It's blue and has a 'THRIFT EX' logo on it.

[Chamber53DV]

I wouldn't say the most trolling thing I've done, but I recently bought the Hydra, Rhino Tank.

 

I find myself going into Passive Mode and parking these items where there's a war going on. The Rhino Tank works best, also drop off the Insurgent Pickup.

 

Simply to entertain myself.

[PieFace2]

I park a Roosevelt with an ignition bomb in the LSC parking lot so it looks like it spawned there.

[rhombohedral]

I catch myself trolling the npcs in story mode. Like lurking around Michaels house as Franklin so that he texts you.

[FFDP999]

Me and my friend sit on a faggio with shotguns. 10 player kills in a minute, including a person in their zentorno.

[SuhPlexCity]

Drive around in Passive Mode, pick up a random who isn't, then drive to where the gunfights are.

[DeathStalkr]

I was using a submarine and I called my friend to pick the sub up with a cargobob and drop me in paleto bay. After a few minutes of exploring the sea floor. I tell him its his turn. I shot off the hatch at the top before he could land. He didn't seem to notice and he went underwater. He didn't notice until his health went down and started screaming at me.

[Dirty Burger]

Back in the day you could pour gasoline on a players car, specifically near the exhaust. The turbo nitro flames would cause their car to catch on fire and blow up, forcing them to pay for it. Sometimes I would be a jerk before heists came out and do this to people that were playing contact missions, make sure they're sniping or busy fighting NPCs then pour the gas all over quickly, run away and act normal shooting at guys and stuff. When they got in their vehicle they'd drive for about 3 seconds and you'd see their car go up in flames like Ghostrider or some sh*t hahahaha.

 

 

 

Now if someones pissing me off i'll just kill them and minigun their cars engine until it catches on fire and burns away.