what was the most trollish thing you've done in gtao?

[Fozzie]

I'll repeat this from a post I made yesterday in the Bounty thread..

 

A fun way I like to troll and be an ass is, keep an eye out out for people who get their Bounty Claimed or survive a bounty, then put one on them again yourself.

[STEEZYR]

I made someone withdraw all their cash and killed them, taking all of it.

Thats a funny story

 

Seeing as the most you can drop is $500

 

Liar

[Hylskriksen]

Picked up a guy's car with the bob and dropped it in the ocean. Then flew to mors and waited until he came to pick up a new one. Killed him twice and then blew up his car again.

[ThePeterMissile]

Lulz

Edited August 20, 2015 by ThePeterMissile

[Flubbles]

Definitely would be this:

 

[JuanG12]

I usually place proximity mines by Simeon's garage when someone gets the requested vehicle. I've killed the player and stolen the car before, but I'd rather put proximity mines. Last time I did it (a few days ago) I got a nice message saying I was an "a$$hole" and a $9K bounty was placed on me.

[JaegerPilot1]

I usually place proximity mines by Simeon's garage when someone gets the requested vehicle. I've killed the player and stolen the car before, but I'd rather put proximity mines. Last time I did it (a few days ago) I got a nice message saying I was an "a$$hole" and a $9K bounty was placed on me.

I did that once and got a message from the player that said "Nice". Then I sent him the money I made earlier in the session from a bounty.

 

Yesterday I was in my Hydra when someone took the car. I chased the player down and blew him up in the car.

[Bulletough]

Blocking the doors with my vehicule when someone's shopping.

 

Well... that was on the early online, now it's impossible

[TheNameless]

While a bounty was on me, I cargobobed a low levels PV around the map, the mic chat was funny as hell

[Cancerslug]

Dressed my character in cowboy hat, cowboy boots, cowboy shirt and pants, and a duster....bought a big pickup truck, and played snippets of the Walker Texas Ranger theme song through the mic as I come rolling over the hills hunting victims.

Edited August 21, 2015 by Cancerslug

[JaegerPilot1]

I just pulled a dick move, I wish I had video.

 

I come out of my Weezel Plaza apartment and a player was sitting in his Zentorno in the pause menu. I threw a sticky on the passenger side of his car then I tried to get in, I was able to get in. Then he just started driving and when we got close to other players I blew the sticky, blew up two cars. The names I was called over chat made it worth it.

[mrfilmpjesmaker123]

Often when I kill someone in his vehicle I place a proximity. A nice idea is if someone is cruising with you , get in a plane and dump that person somewhere , or just drive your car in the middle of nowhere , then put the settings of your car so that noone can get in

[FUBAR1991]

I put a ignition bomb on Simmons vehicle an put it back where it spawned. Five minutes later I got a kill.

[brose_sfr]

prox mines....

 

everywhere.

[Commander S]

Back in the days when planes used to just show up on the map as regular blips, I'd wait until I got a bounty, grab a Mammatus or Maverick, go as high up as possible, and then follow the freeway like a road vehicle - always fun watching people rage trying to chase after 'some glitcher in an invisible car'...

Now, I use the jet icon in the opposite way - get in my Besra, find a panicky low-rank (preferably with a bounty), and chase after them, occasionally diving at them, then swooping back up so they can't get a good look at the (obviously unarmed!) jet they're running from.

[SkynetOnlineID]

I've got all the way to the end of the pacific standard finale only to purposely crash the boat.

 

Sometimes I would place a proximity in-front of the LSC. It's usually the one in the city near the middle of the map. I would then park my normal looking ignition bomb phoenix (with only the spoiler added to attract players slightly towards it) in one of the car spots. I've got some funny reactions and texts messages from players dying twice.

[JohnMcClainNYPD]

One of my favorite things to do right now is kill someone out of their Pegasus vehicle and then steal it. They'll chase me all the way to Fort Zancudo where I'll dump it off and steal a jet. It's almost impossible to get a vehicle out of there unless you know what you are doing

[CaptainMental]

I remember the good ol' days when broke players destroyed other players vehicles and the owner got stuck with the bill - someone had to pay Mors Mutual.

 

Or when Lazer pilots didn't have to pay for vehicles they destroyed - the owners got pinned with the bills. Once there was a jet griefer in my lobby who destroyed my PV six times in a row (there was no cooldown to get ur PV back) and each time I had to pay the fee.

[Guy with a Beer]

Stole some low level guys motorbike, then hid it in the mine shaft.... He spent and 20 mintues walking circles above it trying to find it before he left the server.

[Khaisz]

I took the gold dubsta, rigged it with a ignition mine and parked it exactly where it would spawn at LSC in the city.

[JaegerPilot1]

Stole some low level guys motorbike, then hid it in the mine shaft.... He spent and 20 mintues walking circles above it trying to find it before he left the server.

I guess he was not playimg long enough to know he could just call his mechanic and get it back.

[Commander S]

I took the gold dubsta, rigged it with a ignition mine and parked it exactly where it would spawn at LSC in the city.

 

Still do that with a regular Dubsta - spray it gold with bronze wheels and all the correct mods, go off the radar and park near a bunch of people (or at LSC) with an ignition bomb, and wait for some chump to take the bait.

 

And yeah, the different position off the spare wheel should be a giveaway that it's not actually the NPC version, but you'd be amazed the number of schmucks who can't tell the difference, or are too greedy for some easy money not to check...

[Stoakzee]

- Grabbed a Cargobob and picked up an indestructible container from the docks and dropped it outside Troll Towers, blocking those trying to enter

^I read this yesterday and had no idea that you could do this online so I decided to drop one in front of the main LSC garage door

 

 

Some little dweeb even accused me of "hacking"...HA! you can clearly see the Cargobob right next to the container pal, how about put 2 and 2 together?

[D9fred95]

I went off radar and stole two guy's Insurgent. Ended horrifically for me.

[Elder Maxson]

I immediately turned off my console the split second someone killed me for my bounty.

[Pete_1]

I like to use cargobob to pick vehicles owned by douche bags and drop them to the sea as a revenge. Planting a sticky bomb to the vehicles wanted by Simeon or garage entrance at the dock is fun too, but usually only low levels pick those cars so I feel bad to do that. Also Cargobob + T20 flying around is fun thing to do, but these days people have so much money so insurance cost doesn't hurt anybody.

[rixyboyy18]

This could be quite a long post but anyway here goes. I joined a playlist of two jobs, and invited 4 of my friends and they joined instantly - Franklin TDM and a Capture - Hold.

 

The other 5 were German, and as you know. Germans don't like us English. So that's already off to a flying start. We absolutely battered them in the TDM and they were getting more and more angry, mainly at me for just running around with a GL and Assault Shotty, but we won that and then on the capture.

 

We got our arses handed to us in the first 2 rounds because they would send 4 down to get the bags and have one at their base just sniping us. They won the first 3 rounds, and so the 4th round was where the trolling starts.

 

We waited until they had all the points but just needed one more, but I had that. So to piss them off, I hopped on a Sanchez and made a beeline straight for the Construction site. Climbed half way up and jumped down onto the glitch place, and every single one of their team chased after me, and one by one climbed the crane, and little did they realise, my team were taking their bags as fast as we could.

 

They realised this as we only needed the bag that I have, so I parachuted off the site and landed ontop of the Banshee I swapped the Sanchez out for and f*cking drove back to the kortz centre place near where the capture was and scored the final point. And that was it, they got so angry.

 

They started calling me everything they could think of in German, now I did German at school and I came out with an A, so I started bashing them back and they didn't expect it because "I'M A DIRTY SMELLY ENGLISH TEA DRINKING MOTHERf*ckER" lol u mad? They also said I would be, and I quote "Getting my yellow teethed ass banned off GTA and I'm getting my account hacked." LOL @ u, chief.

 

And I did the exact same thing the next round and I got to the Golf course before everyone of them left, so we won. Unbelievable scenes. Scenes all over the f*cking place. Incredible. I bantered them off for half an hour with... sh*thousery.

 

Tl;dr We made some Germans rage quit because I'm the General Minus/KillerKarrit/DaiLingPing of GTA.

Edited August 21, 2015 by Rambo_AFC

[pimpnutz]

Purposely nosedived the plane at the very end of the Prison Break heist just before the yellow marker on some randoms who f*cked with my car in the beginning.

[Nenzo]

I'll repeat this from a post I made yesterday in the Bounty thread..

 

A fun way I like to troll and be an ass is, keep an eye out out for people who get their Bounty Claimed or survive a bounty, then put one on them again yourself.

I do this ^

 

Killed this noob like 30+ times in FR outside the airport, he was asking me to stop but I didn't.

[Red Lynx 23]

Purposely nosedived the plane at the very end of the Prison Break heist just before the yellow marker on some randoms who f*cked with my car in the beginning.

 

I did that when a heist leader set the difficulty on easy, and gave us three crew members fifteen percent. Or thirty thousand dollars,