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EphemeralStar

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Mister Kay

So I spent like 25 minutes just fantasizing about this power and had to dig up this thread to journalize this for future personal laughs.

 

 

 

I would choose the power to multiply. All of my clones will share the same centralized mind of mine and I'll become virtually invincible.

 

I would go on multiplying until there are thousands of me so that I can have myself in every part of the world. I'll be living thousands of lives at once then.

 

I would probably have the '0' me live on the top floor of a high rise tower from where I can control and BE all my clones..so f*ckin evil.

 

...and think about when I decide to join the army during a war, any army...man, will it not be an unfair war? They'd have two of me for every single kill, I'd be like a virus outbreak and I won't even kill them because each one of them will have to face a horde of tens of me..would just pin each of them down and tickle their tummies until they accept defeat. Quick, God, grant me this power! The planet needs me.

 

Soon there'll be endless peace and all of me will get bored and have nothing to do except troll the internet. First thing I'd do, would be to make all of me join gtaforums. Every new member, from then on, will have a hard time staying sane.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Reading minds could be interesting. And useful.

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Cameron Star

Shapeshifting. I could become anything, anyone. I could become invisible, gigantic, tiny, fast, strong.

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The Dedito Gae

Being indestructible so i can do whatever stupid dumb sh*t i please without repercusions.

 

Super strength so i can tear everyone at half when they give me lip.

 

Elasticity, because i want to be taller and have a bigger cock.

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Mister Kay

With millions of my clones around the world, I'll slowly and gradually get tired due to the overwhelming complexity of the sandbox full of lives. I will have to abandon all of them, despite knowing the fact that there will be a revolt against me as I created them. I'll do so because I also know that after some time, they will deny my existence when they fail to find me...and in the end, their only choice will be to go on with their fragmented lives and listen to pop music.

 

 

 

 

The Repticator III is still under consideration.

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PhillBellic

Shapeshifting. I could become anything, anyone. I could become invisible, gigantic, tiny, fast, strong.

You want to become a T-1000?

 

I'd stay away from Steel Foundries, if I were you. ;)

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theNGclan

The ability to control other people.

 

Maybe then people wouldn't be as sh*tty. :D

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Algonquin Assassin

Elasticity, because i want to be taller and have a bigger cock.

 

I'm pretty sure elasticity has no affect on a pin dick.

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PhillBellic

 

Elasticity, because i want to be taller and have a bigger cock.

 

I'm pretty sure elasticity has no affect on a pin dick.

 

"Well I think they can fix that with surgery these days, you know."

 

JohnnyKlebitz-TLAD.jpg

 

:lol:

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Cameron Star

 

Shapeshifting. I could become anything, anyone. I could become invisible, gigantic, tiny, fast, strong.

You want to become a T-1000?

 

I'd stay away from Steel Foundries, if I were you. ;)

 

Who said I want to be a Terminator? Not that that wouldn't be cool. Actually, now I think of it, I'd rather be a Terminator.

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Mister Kay

Why would you want to be a lifeless time travelling robot?

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Cameron Star

You're a monk who's not even a monk (and not a very good one at that)! Don't tell me what I can and can't be!

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Mister Kay

I'm only asking! Why no one ever answers!?

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chronic lumbago

I would cook crack from my poop.

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Femme Fatale

The ability to do this...

 

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Affalterbach

The ability to do this...

 

HrsMU2b.gif

 

I didnt expect that, not even from you..

 

It made me laugh out loud tho, you sick f*ck. :lol:.

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UshaB

Elasticity, because i want to be taller and have a bigger cock.

 

There are real ways of permanently increasing it haha :lol:

 

OT: What the Yokel said, the power of persuasion. As well as invincibility, until I tell myself of which age I wanna die. Be peak human.

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The Dedito Gae

 

Elasticity, because i want to be taller and have a bigger cock.

There are real ways of permanently increasing it haha :lol:

Not enough.

 

 

I want to choke people with it, ring bells, pop eyes, change the channel, aid my climbing, put a spear on the tip to stun people like Scorpion, that kind of stuff.

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UshaB

Not enough.

I want to choke people with it, ring bells, pop eyes, change the channel, aid my climbing, put a spear on the tip to stun people like Scorpion, that kind of stuff.

 

............................okay.....

 

 

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mr quick

Shapeshifting. I could become anything, anyone. I could become invisible, gigantic, tiny, fast, strong.

 

I'd shapeshift into a better person ;_;

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Star-Lord

The ability to do this...

 

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Aaah... The ability to make things disappear. Cool.

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Big Mike

Stop/slow time.

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Sensui-chan

I'd go for manipulating certainty of things happening

 

As in, think about it:

Certainty of, waking up with a full wallet tomorrow/having won a lottery/xyz weather being tomorrow/getting xy score on your exam/not dying after falling from somewhere/managing a strike at bowling/a sudden law being made that extends the weekend for two days/whatever

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Jerking For Soup

I want to play God. I want to pull anything out my pockets, even if it's larger than my pocket, I want to make my rivals choke, but not hurt them, just mildly choke them whenever they insult me, I want to really, just play God.

 

I've always despised those who have a herd mentality and a prejudice against anybody else. I just want to make them see where they go wrong, violent or not.

 

I should go into Politics. But I'd probably end up being killed by a rebel revolution or something.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

i just want a power called unlimited power....you know....just ruling everything in the universum by thought...and after i woud be done with some personal things i use it just for....having the control and just enjoying my stay

 

edit: i probably woud never be done with being evil though....i probably woud torture sertain people for their life and if they die just bring them back again and start all over

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Niobium

 

2. The ability to know/speak every language in the world - including that of animals. Nothing really magical/special about knowing all the languages in the world, so I'm throwing in being able to talk to animals because that's awesome. The possibilities are endless with using this ability.

Are you a Tolkien fan by any chance? :D

My power would be to make awesome little figures with smoke from my pipe. Yeah, that's a reference :D

Option 2 would be to breathe underwater and spend hours exploring the uncharted parts of the ocean and battling the wild species that might lurk down there.

Also, I wish I lived in Middle Earth.

 

 

 

The power to have any power I want.

 

no superpower to instantly overthrow the bourgeoisie and abolish capitalism? shame

 

 

I WANT THE HULK'S SUPERPOWER SO THAT WHEN AN IDIOT GTA V FANBOY MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY I CAN HULK SMASH HIM

 

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Not A Nice Person

1. shapeshifting, so I can f*ck with peoples lives

 

2. flying, so I can go anywhere I want

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Daz

f*ck flying, I would much rather have teleportation. There are some places that flying isn't going to help you, getting into certain structures and bunkers. Also If you could just teleport, you could teleport the f*ck out of the country in less than a second there is no point freezing your ballsack off flying around in a stupid onesie to keep warm still taking some time to get around the place, dodging seagulls trying to sh*t on your nice suit you are flying in that is already covered in icicles.

 

But as a backup choice, a little more reasonable and something less overpowered would be the ability to never need to eat or drink if I chose. Obviously still being able to do so if I wanted to for fun and still be fine. But something similar to what certain animals already do, that can just go for months without it eating, it would be a very handy tool. In it's base form it literally gives you ultimate freedom. You would never need to work or do anything ever again, you could just sleep on the f*cking street and never need anything to survive. And you could say "yeah but why not just teleport in a bank and steal money" well that's not always how the world will work. At some point the world will go to sh*t, money won't mean jack sh*t, and you won't know a damn f*cking thing about how to grow and maintain food to survive the rest of your life. The planet could be a complete wasteland with f*ck all and you could be totally fine and not have to worry. I guess a step even beyond that is never needing oxygen or being able to survive off very little. Then you could just chill out on the moon and not give a f*ck when the planet blows the f*ck up. But not entirely necessary right now as the atmosphere isn't totally f*cked up yet.

 

So yeah, those two suit me the best.

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Arachne

Immortality is quite nice, Imagine coming back to life no matter how much damage you took!

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Richard Power Colt

Mind control would be nice. I would start a kickstarter campaign with the goal of making me filthy rich and command everyone to donate to it. Also immortality.

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