Anyone think GTA heists are going to suck?

[Drybowser]

The missions already suck, it'll just be shoot this guy, deliver this, get money.

Not to mention the loading times.

[Brazilian Mermaid]

Joined: Today, 09:22 PM

 

that says enough

Edited January 1, 2015 by BrazilianGirl

[don ovdi' island]

since i dislike the game so much already, i want to say yeah.

 

but i'll give it a chance first. yah never know. they might be pretty damn cool.

[LL Cool L]

nah your on your own

[SixteenValues]

Here we f*cking go again.

[Stealth99]

Uh yes and no. The heist missions themselves probably yes. The whole heist DLC almost certainly not. With the Hydra and all the new stuff we are getting

[Death Magnetic]

We've waited for over a year, hopefully they won't be that bad.

[who-dat]

Heists don't exist, therefore they cannot suck. They are a figment of our imaginations.

 

*i posted this in another thread, but it surely applies here, and will be my go-to post for all future heist threads:

 

Heists =

 

shortly after gta:online launches

holidays 2013

winter

early 2014

spring 2014

soon

stay tuned for more info

we will keep you posted

holidays 2014

(Will be striked out soon) 'early 2015'

 

Does anyone else see the pattern here?!?

[LivingDynamo]

Heists don't exist, therefore they cannot suck. They are a figment of our imaginations.

 

*i posted this in another thread, but it surely applies here, and will be my go-to post for all future heist threads:

 

Heists =

 

shortly after gta:online launches

holidays 2013

winter

early 2014

spring 2014

soon

stay tuned for more info

we will keep you posted

holidays 2014

(Will be striked out soon) 'early 2015'

 

Does anyone else see the pattern here?!?

Difference is none of the previous announcements had trailers with new vehicles, cutscenes and gameplay, did they?

 

The best those announcements had was one screenshot from before online got released, and I think that was just a picture of four online characters holding guns and wearing masks.

[JoeFury1997]

It depends how much content you expect from the dlc. I'm keeping my expectations low just in case they turn out to be a bit broken or boring. Even if they are perfect people will still think they suck

[Clintonics]

No matter how the heists turn out, people are still going to complain and ask for more.

[Mach1bud]

No.

[Johan]

If you're going into them with randoms and without any interest.. then yeah you'll hate it.

 

I'll be playing them with a few buddies of mine who already made mission grinding entertaining the past year, and I'm looking forward to it. (Coming from me, who didn't really care much about them to begin with)

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

No, this is how heists will be.

 

1. Get a van
2. Get in the van
3. Respray the van
4. Take the van to Lester's
5. Get a new van because you compromised Lester
6. Get in the new van
7. Go to the bank
8. Shoot the guard
9. Shoot the other guard
10. Hack the vault
11. Get the cash
12. Lose the cops
13. Go to the hideout
14. Give Lester the cash

 

TOTAL TAKE $10 million

 

Lester's cut: $8 million

Martin's Golf fund: $1 million

Gerald's cut for keeping his mouth shut: $500k

Police Funeral cost: $460K

 

Player 1 cut: 10k

Player 2 cut: 10k

Player 3 cut: 10k

Player 4 cut: 10k

 

 

Joined: Today, 09:22 PM

 

that says enough

The f*ck does that have to do with anything you idiotic spammer?

Edited January 1, 2015 by Sting4S

[Dottie]

 

No, this is how heists will be.

 

1. Get a van
2. Get in the van
3. Respray the van
4. Take the van to Lester's
5. Get a new van because you compromised Lester
6. Get in the new van
7. Go to the bank
8. Shoot the guard
9. Shoot the other guard
10. Hack the vault
11. Get the cash
12. Lose the cops
13. Go to the hideout
14. Give Lester the cash

 

TOTAL TAKE $10 million

 

Lester's cut: $8 million

Martin's Golf fund: $1 million

Gerald's cut for keeping his mouth shut: $500k

Police Funeral cost: $460K

 

Player 1 cut: 10k

Player 2 cut: 10k

Player 3 cut: 10k

Player 4 cut: 10k

 

 

 

 

10/10 must play

-IGN

[who-dat]

 

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Difference is none of the previous announcements had trailers with new vehicles, cutscenes and gameplay, did they?

 

The best those announcements had was one screenshot from before online got released, and I think that was just a picture of four online characters holding guns and wearing masks.

Keep drinking the kool-aid....

 

In all seriousness, of course I want heists to launch, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up again till I'm playing an online heist.

 

Cheers

[CaliMeatWagon]

The missions already suck, it'll just be shoot this guy, deliver this, get money.

Not to mention the loading times.

 

Isn't that all any game is? What do you expect missions to be like? Do you expect to have to build a house? Or design and build a multi-layered birthday cake? Every mission in almost every video game is: Get to point A, kill/retrieve X, Get to point B.

[dead goon]

You must be new to the series.

 

No.

[ugotsmoked]

No matter how anything turns out, losers are still going to complain and ask for more.

Yup.

[Starsky83]

Yep, I can totally see the heist leader not spilting tbe money up fairly. Almost everyone on GTAO are arseholes so I dont see it working

[hugh750]

from what i saw in the trailer it look's like the heist dlc is going to be awsome!!

[don ovdi' island]

Yep, I can totally see the heist leader not spilting tbe money up fairly. Almost everyone on GTAO are arseholes so I dont see it working

 

So the heist leader declares the cuts?

[Cant-B-Faded]

They'll be a welcome addition. I just don't have any people I regularly play with since I haven't upgraded to PS4 yet.

[Mach1bud]

 

 

Yep, I can totally see the heist leader not spilting tbe money up fairly. Almost everyone on GTAO are arseholes so I dont see it working

So the heist leader declares the cuts?

Yes. He does so before though. It's not like he will trick you and then not give the amount he set. The amounts are clearly on the set up board. You will know what you are getting before you even start.

[Chloroform]

I'm speechless

[cjp620]

If they are exactly like the story mode ones I'll be upset. It should not have taken this long to do that they better be like payday.

[who-dat]

 

 

Yep, I can totally see the heist leader not spilting tbe money up fairly. Almost everyone on GTAO are arseholes so I dont see it working

So the heist leader declares the cuts?

Yes. He does so before though. It's not like he will trick you and then not give the amount he set. The amounts are clearly on the set up board. You will know what you are getting before you even start.

Source?

Yes, I realize that's how it was in SP, but online heists are new, so we cannot take anything from SP as fact for online.

[LokDog]

[ugotsmoked]

I will play with friends so...

 

#trust

[saintsrow]

 

 

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Difference is none of the previous announcements had trailers with new vehicles, cutscenes and gameplay, did they?

 

The best those announcements had was one screenshot from before online got released, and I think that was just a picture of four online characters holding guns and wearing masks.

Keep drinking the kool-aid....

 

In all seriousness, of course I want heists to launch, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up again till I'm playing an online heist.

 

Cheers

 

I recall a fantastic trailer on 2 November 2011, that seemed to promise a nearly finished game. About 22 months later, we got that game. If we assume that heists will come out 22 months after the first heist trailer, what's that make it? Oh, about July 2016 ....

Edited January 2, 2015 by saintsrow