Alright Rockstar, where are the heists?!

[SAVILLAIN]

hurry up with that 4th garage

[CrazyHandz]

hurry up with that 4th garage

I need at least 10, so I can buy every single vehicle and have room for extra chrome faggios.

[who-dat]

I won't be happy till I can store EVERY CAR in gta:online in a garage.

I mean EVERY CAR, like I want all NPC cars to be stored in my garages!

 

...smh, kids are never happy with what they have, and the grass is always greener...

[AceThaCreator]

 

How does that picture go with the text?

This month or in early February. But as long as we get to kill Lester, a lot like Sgt. Johnson and Miranda Keyes in Halo 2!

 

 

 

 

I want to kill TrevorYou never saw the show bar rescue with Jon Taffer?

[LL Cool L]

This forum will literally blow up when its released

 

I'm just preparing for Life After Heists

 

 

 

 

 

God knows what you guys are gonna talk or complain about after....

[line of chop]

Rockstar just pulled off a heist. Selling the same f*cking gta game to all you mugs again for the same price lol what game company you know that can pull that off.

[Juicyfer]

Am I the only person that believes heists will be released after the PC release? I mean, if they learned anything from GTA IV's PC port, it would make sense for them to delay the heists at least a week to iron out the inevitable PC bugs.

[Testarossa]

I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but heists were released.

[southernsontn]

This forum will literally blow up when its released

 

I'm just preparing for Life After Heists

 

 

 

God knows what you guys are gonna talk or complain about after....

 

probably sound like this:

 

"heists suck"

"heists are too hard"

"heists are too easy"

"going back to [insert current favorite farmable mission]"

"how I trolled my heist crew"

"some jackass trolled my heist crew"

"snapmatic pics during my heist"

"heists don't pay enough"

"heists pay too much"

[TheComedianIsDead]

Uggh...this again...

 

SHADDUP ALREADY!!

[scoobsterinc]

[Otsd4rv4]

Up yo ass.

[CrazyHandz]

Up yo ass.

All I saw there was domislive leaking false DLC info and asking for likes.

[SaturdayNight]

"The real heists was selling you an unfinished product and still have you pay us to "upkeep" our servers. So technically you've had heists this entire time. Not only that but there is no more support for you and we are shutting down. We thank you for all of your money and f*ck you very much."

 

-Rockstar-

 

P.S.

[Hyperglide]

This is a pretty big forum and Rockstar is a pretty big developer but I highly doubt this thread is going to have that much of an impact. And a R* developer isn't going to comment here anyways so no point in this thread really. Surprised it's made it to 75 posts.

[SAVILLAIN]

and the grass is always greener...

 

next gen grass but no 4th garage

[Elder Maxson]

The heists are in Imaginationland.

[Otsd4rv4]

 

Up yo ass.

All I saw there was domislive leaking false DLC info and asking for likes.

What?

[CrazyHandz]

 

 

Up yo ass.

All I saw there was domislive leaking false DLC info and asking for likes.

What?

Domislive, you know...

 

"Heists coming next Tuesday, Hydra leaked, like fer chawp"

[ji.Ruichi]

Do you think a heist will give us more than $30,000? My character needs money....

[htrgefdsa]

LOL People still think they are coming out? they dont exist just let it go

[MayoChiki]

PC version is just a conspiracy by Illuminati to force more people to buy a $1500 PC and since we all know that Intel, Microsoft, Mountain Dew, Razor and AMD is run by the Illuminati, they'll gain massive amounts of money to bring their new world order to life which will cause billions of people to die because of fungal infections.

 

That's why Sony (who makes video game consoles) together with Naughty Dog created the game 'The Last of Us' to warn the world population against the oncoming apocalypse.

 

So briefly, heists will probably be released long before this death causing PC release.

 

#TheTruthIsOutThere

 

Fake... no Doritos mention in that post.

[CrysisAverted]

Don't ask R*, they don't know! Ask Domislive!

[Art:Vandelay]

The trick is with rockstar is whenever they make a major announcement with a date add 6-8 months to that date. The date for gta v was orginally annouced as spring 2013(I think) game came out fall 2013.

[Misanthrope Z]

Happy New Year first and foremost to all. Secondly, it doesn't get any earlier in 2015 than January 1st! So where them heists at?

in my ass

[Cavot]

I have a feeling that Half-Life 3 will be out before heists.

Edited January 2, 2015 by Viper5900

[elfoam]

The question should be what is the next Update going to be since I am certain Heists will be delayed to Spring 2015 (Ironically enough)...

 

Even though the PC Release will have limited new content compared to PS4/Xbone, I am sure R* will consider this the next Update so we will be sitting on the content left at the end of the Festive Update until Late Feb or Early March...

 

Would mean PS3/360 in particular would have only had the Festive Update between 2nd October and say 17th Feb (3 weeks after PC release for an Update)...but maybe R* will release this little new content in this time frame.

 

I'm going to be bold and predict heists one month before valentines day....

[Relative007]

 

The question should be what is the next Update going to be since I am certain Heists will be delayed to Spring 2015 (Ironically enough)...

 

Even though the PC Release will have limited new content compared to PS4/Xbone, I am sure R* will consider this the next Update so we will be sitting on the content left at the end of the Festive Update until Late Feb or Early March...

 

Would mean PS3/360 in particular would have only had the Festive Update between 2nd October and say 17th Feb (3 weeks after PC release for an Update)...but maybe R* will release this little new content in this time frame.

 

I'm going to be bold and predict heists one month before valentines day....

 

 

Forgot about Feb 14th.

 

No doubt R* will do something for Valentine's Day since they can add a few new items and then bring back all the previous Valentine's Day content and this gives them another DLC and requires next to no effort to prepare on their part (which lets face it all the content so far has required limited effort and a limited budget to develop compared to the entirety of the game).

 

This in mind, Heists will either surprisingly arrive next week or the week after or appear Late March or Early Spring. I would not count on the former since R* have only said they are Confident they will be ready Early 2015 so surprising us soon seems unlikely (unless they lied and they are ready).

[gameunit]

First rule of heists: dont talk about the heists.

Second rule of heists: dont believe in the heists.

Third rule of heists: make sure everyone else believes in the heists.

 

 

The cake is a lie.

[Skylan]

It will definitely happen after the PC release, and no earlier. Makes sense. Even if they have the update ready NOW, we're not getting it until they can cash it in with PC.